Chapter 105 – 105 – Hyde, Resurrected a Few Days After Death #1
105 – Hyde is resurrected after a few days of death # 1
Before returning from Sodomy to the Holy Land of Barakhan, I had something to do.
The plan was to press Viscount Coffs on sodomy and issue a corrective report.
“Tell the newspaper that Priest Hyde is not dead.”
“… !”
“… !”
Nod.
Viscount of Sodomy.
And his lover, the head maid, Ultima, kept nodding her head to my story.
Even if you have questions, you cannot speak; even if you have feelings, you cannot open your mouth.
Because these were my furniture.
“You can talk now.”
I ordered the furniture to return to human form.
Then Viscount Copps of Sodomy fell flat on the floor.
“You corps! He was the heir of the great clan Baltimere, but he lived his days forgetting his mission and glory and pursuing only the facade! But after seeing Rust, I was reborn as a new person! Please use me as a tool!”
Sreuk-.
It was Viscount Coffs Baltimore, who crawled up to my feet and licked my shoes.
Seeing this, Hans, the chief baptist, frowned and got angry.
“… Hey, that guy! Licking Mr. Rust’s shoes is a sacred act of reward that even our chief baptists cannot perform more than twice a week! This guy! “Get away!”
Grumbling-.
It was Corpse who was caught by Hans and walked away.
Now all that remains is Ultima, the maid.
She told me.
“Lust. Thank you for mercifully saving us who should have fallen into hell. This Ultima, whatever you want, Rust─.”
Zek-.
Ultima bows her head.
Her voluptuous cleavage was visible, perhaps because she was wearing clothes that cut out her breasts.
However, the one who got angry this time was Galatea, the first baptist.
“Yes you bitch! Master Rust, if you want to be raped, you have to follow the order! “Either you raise your rank by defeating the pioneers who are lining up to be raped by Master Rust!”
It seemed so.
I also had no desire to give my precious virginity to a woman like Ultima who might be suffering from a sexually transmitted disease just because her breasts were a bit big.
I decided that my first one would only be Psyche!
I missed Psyche.
But-.
There was still more work for me to do.
I looked at the head temple “Heart of the Serpent” Located in Sodomi.
“Bartholome.”
Zek-.
When I pointed to someone among the gathered believers, someone was startled.
I told him.
“It hasn’t even been a month since you joined. Therefore, you are not qualified to pay tithes. Take back your donation. “Heal her sister with it.”
“Well, that can’t be…” . Her sister is already cured! As she chanted and meditated on Rust’s name every day, her younger sister’s illness was alleviated!”
Really?
What disease can be cured so easily?
I coughed in a somewhat solemn voice.
“No. Your sister has not recovered from her illness yet. It is a disease called ‘singleness’. Get her sister married to the money she will get back. And with the remaining money, you too can get married and have sex.”
“That is indeed it! I will work hard and work hard so that one day I can dedicate my tithes and the profits of my sons and daughters to Rust!”
They were like idiots.
I looked at the pile of gold coins.
These were tithes and offerings collected from sodomy.
“Distribute this to the city residents and make them get married, have more sex, and have children. Sexual desire is meaningful in giving birth to children.”
Children born like that will one day flock to Hyde’s church, right?
This was one of the church’s evangelism methods.
If you don’t think you can evangelize people, have more children!
Making newborn children go to church is also a kind of evangelism.
Even though I thought about it, I was smart.
“Do you want to leave this sodomy?”
Zek-.
Hans bowed his head.
I told him.
“Going to Barakhan.”
“Woah, you’re planning on getting into a fight with that Rehoboam guy! Seeing how you don’t give in to the Prince of Pendragon, the title of king suits you best!”
King.
I don’t want to do anything like that and I have no interest in it.
On the other hand, I didn’t want to follow the orders of a king or something.
Because it is only the Lord Elohim who can give me orders.
“Don’t be swayed by hereditary class and lineage. Rehoboam is not a king, and he never will be.”
Zek-.
When I raised my hand, everyone came and shouted loudly.
# # #
“Hey! “Where have you been all this time, and now you’ve shown up!”
When I returned to the inn, Milione, who was wandering in front of my room, found me and got angry.
The guy said.
“Don’t you know that there was even a newspaper saying that you were dead? It turned out that he was a fraudster disguised just like you!”
“I just came here to focus on treating my wounds in a quiet place for a while. Do you know that I come from this sodomy family? “I know this city quite well.”
“Really?”
“It was probably a ploy to discredit me by impersonating me while I was away. It looks like he was killed instead of me in the end. It’s a sad life.”
Zek-.
I meditated for about 5 seconds for the fraudster who died instead of me.
And asked.
“Milli. Where have you been? “I couldn’t see you yesterday?”
“Me? I am─. There is such a thing!”
Look at this guy.
It’s so suspicious.
This guy couldn’t live a double life like this.
It’s at the level of openly saying, “Actually, I’m a suspicious person.”
Since he was a member of the Blood Crusade and possessed such a foolish intellect that he worshiped someone like Rust, it was only natural.
I had no choice but to speak with narrowed eyes.
“I get it. “You were looking for me.”
“Okay! Knowing you were alive, I searched every corner of this sodomy! Because I really wanted to see you die with my own eyes!”
You crazy bitch!
Why do you want to see me die with your own eyes!
She was a very mean girl.
I spoke to Milione.
“Then let’s go.”
“To Barakhan?”
“No.”
If you were near Sodomy, there was a place you had to stop by.
As the place got closer, Milione’s expression darkened like a rotting apple, and when he finally arrived at the place, he felt nauseous.
“Wow! “Are you telling me to go in here?”
“Of course. “It’s where your dad is.”
Emiris Monastery.
It was an unfortunate monastery that was burned down by thugs, but it was rebuilt in a way that looks good, perhaps because some time has passed.
I heard that Milione’s father, Medici Archibald, is the abbot of this monastery?
Zek-.
As I entered the monastery, several priests looked at me.
They were iron and wooden priests.
“Hmm. “I am a body called Hyde.”
Zek-.
A bronze cross jingling around my neck.
When he held it out, the people were very surprised.
“Hyde was alive?”
“I said she was dead?”
They all look like dead people.
Soon they led me to the abbot’s room, and for the first time in a long time, I was able to see a familiar face.
A man as stiff as a stick stuck from the sky to the ground-.
It was Medici Archibald.
“Are you a little thin? “You look like a man who died and came back to life.”
“Your Majesty Medici seems to have gained a little weight. “Isn’t the life of night reading in this monastery more suitable for you than you thought?”
“Joy. Just tell me what you want. “If I, who was demoted here, talk for a long time with you, who was chosen by Pope Gregory, there may be many bad rumors going around.”
Business.
There was.
“Milione─.”
“This is a monastery for men. “I can’t have Milione with me.”
You start refusing before you even finish speaking.
The story was that it was impossible to drop Milione here.
Zek-.
I spoke leisurely.
“I plan to take you as my second wife.”
“I see.”
That was the end of the story of Medici Archibald.
I thought there would be a little more reaction, but he was a truly dull person.
He said his daughter is getting married.
Grumble, thump-.
He opened the drawer of the table.
“Please deliver my letter to His Holiness Pope Gregory.”
That was the end of Medici’s story.
Dang Dang Dang-.
The bell rang and Medici entered into a state of silence.
I have now escaped from the outside of the monastery.
In front of the building, Milione was killing a procession of ants with the tip of her shoe.
She was also a very mean girl.
Is it really right for me to take this girl as my second wife?
However, there are many stories in the Bible and reality about people becoming faithful by imitating their spouse’s faith through marriage.
Milione asked as those thoughts made up her mind.
“What do our old people say?”
“I don’t know. “They asked me to deliver some letter to the Pope.”
“It’s probably a letter containing a boring story. Bored. “Let’s go back to Barakhan quickly.”
I was also in favor of quickly returning to Barakhan.
I wanted to meet Psyche who was waiting for me there.
We’ve been apart for almost a month.
There was a saying that the farther away you are, the farther apart your heart becomes, but it was a story that did not apply to me and Psyche.
On the contrary, without Psyche, I learned more about what a great person she was and what a woman of great character she was.
Zek-.
The way back to that feeling.
We encountered quite a few troops on the road, and at the head of them was Psyche holding her flag high.
“Psyche!”
I shouted at Psyche.
Soon, Psyche also seemed to have spotted me, her face brightening, and she finally shouted.
“Hyde!!! He was alive!!! After all, I believed that you were alive and not dead!!! Hyde!!! Is it really you!!!”
Psyche dismounted from a horse.
She ran towards me and circled around me.
Looking at her like that, Milione frowned.
“Why are you making such a fuss about her like a puppy that just met its mother? Aren’t you ashamed of being a virtuous wife and making a fuss about being reunited with her husband?”
You naughty bitch!
You can’t support a couple who met after only a few days, but you criticize them.
Soon Psyche blushed.
“… Am I too excited? “I was so shocked when I heard that Hyde had died that I was leading my troops toward Sodomy!”
Psyche said she planned to invade Sodomy, defeat the pagans, and find me.
Did you believe that I would not die?
“Hyde. You promised me that you would come back safely. You are a person who keeps promising better than anyone else! So, I believed you were alive!”
I can’t believe you trusted me this much.
It was touching in many ways.
I feel like crying.
However, Milione pretended to vomit by saying “Ugh.”
It was a very bad year.
Zek-.
Soon Alter Archibald came forward and spoke.
“Psyche’s companions drove their horses so fast that it was difficult to even keep up with them. Hyde, I’m glad you look fine. What. I didn’t think you were dead either. “There are many false rumors about sodomy.”
I see.
Anyway.
Our journey back to Barakhan was neither difficult nor arduous, escorted by Alter Archibald and my wife Psyche.
Inside the turning carriage.
Alter asked me.
“So what did you do in sodomy? They say that terrible heretics gathered together and had a terrible meeting. “Do you know anything about this?”
“Alter. “When I head to Barakhan, something unimaginable will probably happen.”