Chapter 115 – School Life #02

Seeing the people entering the classroom, I couldn’t help but be astonished. Xiao-Mei was also in a state of wide-eyed, probably feeling the same way as me.

“Hello students, how are you? Are you praying hard to the goddess?”

This lively voice, the priestly uniform as straight as it was measured with a ruler! That blonde hair! Those blue eyes!

‘Why the hell is that person here right now?’

At that time, I made eye contact with the guy who greeted me vigorously, and as if he did n’t even know what I was thinking, he vigorously waved his hand and started writing his name on his blackboard.

“I am Thomas, who will take care of you from today on command of the church, and will teach you the theory of faith and magic in the absence of your senior, Sir Sergei!”

As this blond-haired handsome young man energetically writes his name on the blackboard, the students around him begin to clap and murmur a little.

“Did you see there? Are you cute when you smile?”
“Really..I thought I got used to it while watching Cayenne and Zorba-sama, but…A lively type of young man!”
“Even if you’re a priest, if you’re that handsome, you’re sure to have a lover, right? After all, if I ask for a cup of tea, will I be dragged away for blasphemy?”

At those dreamy remarks, I couldn’t help but smile absurdly. If I knew what kind of person he was, I would never have said such a thing.

“What’s wrong with your expression, Artin? Anyone know?”
“…Everyone knew it, because we went together to the point where it was very embarrassing in the 3rd playthrough.”

There are many priests named Thomas. However, that guy is very important because he is special among the priests.

Dr. Angel Thomas, currently the priest with the most sacred power in the northern church after Saint Olga, and that young genius priest who uses divine power better than anyone else in the church, is so outstanding that even angels descended to earth.

“What, isn’t that a good thing? Why is such a great person still unknown?”
“…That’s right, even in the church, they’re treated like crazy people.”

That young genius was considered a blessing from the goddess along with the saintess just seven years ago, when she was 20 years old. Until that crazy statement.

“I want to help teacher Senia in the future and get along well with you all and make your school life enjoyable! Do any of the students have any questions?”
“Teacher! Do you have a lover or fiance?”
‘Oh fuck’

Then, when a courageous female student asked a loud question, I started to think that I was screwed.

..Of course, priests in this world are basically allowed to marry. I could ask that question, but that guy…

“Oh, children, I refrain from asking questions that would make Father Thomas uncomfortable..”
“…Indeed! Your age is definitely the time when you are interested in dating. To answer your question first, I don’t have a lover! I haven’t even had my first love yet!”

At that, some of the students burst into laughter and murmured, “Haven’t you ever been in love at that age?” But among them, it was probably only me, Cayenne, and Xiaomei who saw those blue eyes start to glow with madness.

“But, gentlemen, how about carelessly harboring the noble feeling of love? Can we use the noble feelings that the Goddess has bestowed on mankind to covet each other like monkeys in heat, without knowing it properly?”
“…Yes? What monkey are you talking about now?”

Maybe it was because of her refreshing and clear voice of her and the content of the words that contrasted with her of her, only Senia stuttered and asked, but the students were shocked and did not say anything.

“If you engrave it in your lewd brains, once you lose your virginity, even the omnipotence of God cannot fix it! Even if you repair a sword that has already been broken, no matter how clean and hard a newly made sword is, it will continue to have the stigma of being a broken sword! The same goes for virginity!”

Bang!! He pounded his blackboard vigorously with his fist and, without hiding his mad enthusiasm, began to fill in his arguments with his chalk.

“Even if God could turn back time or create a new body, it doesn’t change the fact that your soul has already been tainted once! No matter how clean the body is, the heart that had affection for others! If your dirty soul is the same, that’s a non-virgin! Rag! It is no different from a beast in heat!”
“Yes, priest! What are you talking about?! It’s in front of the students!”
“Because we are students, we must listen! Virginity is the one and only absolute value given by God! To taint such things with the heart of a mere female is an act like a whore selling herself! It is a foolish act of blasphemy!”

Crackle! The guy shook off Senia’s dissuade and continued his enthusiastic remarks, underlining three important words.

“Center! A heart that loves only one person! In terms of pure love, if you like someone else even once, you are eliminated!!”
“Energy! Undefiled knowledge and spirit! If you have ever stained your pure soul by contacting obscene things, that is not pure white, so you will be eliminated!!”
“Sifter! A beautiful act that is allowed only to loved ones! If you allow contact with others with even the slightest immoral intention, you will be eliminated!!!”
“Only when all three of these things are satisfied is a perfect virgin through the union of mind, body and body!! Goddess knows that such purity is the virtue of the world!!!”

‘Fucking real dog idiot priest… ‘

My head was dizzy. Even in ordinary times, he was a nobleman who made radical claims about faith from many perspectives, but because he began to passionately insist on the theory of virginity in the spirit body, Priest Thomas was buried in the mainstream.

The reason is simple. If the priest who insisted on such a thing became the face of the church, there was a good chance that all the aristocrats who supported the church would be denounced as lewd and horny animals.

“..Is that priest sane, Artin? A statement like that at the academy?”
“Does that look normal to your eyes? He is a genius on such a subject, so whenever we have a theological argument, he presses down with words, and he has such a deep faith and so much divine power that he makes angels descend, so he can’t touch it.”

For reference, I had to listen to that theory more than 5 times a week while going with that priest. However, I was able to receive a lot of benefits because I endured his madness and went around with him. How did you survive that crazy sound?

“…Oh oh!!! Was the truth right here! I acknowledge it, you are the wise man who has attained true enlightenment!”

It’s because it’s the same sound I’ve heard until I’m tired of it throughout the second episode.

Seeing Unicor stand up next to me and start clapping, I felt a headache and grabbed my forehead.

“Unicor… You are not a virgin according to the theory of mind-body virginity..?”
“Don’t worry. Because I allowed my body only to you, I am a pure virgin who pure love.”

No, I meant to be quiet, but Unicor muttered a little what he was proud of and even winked at me.

Rather, do I have to keep listening to this mess? Should I step out and dry it?

“Stop instilling strange thoughts into the students, Priest Thomas.”

Tboob. Tboob.

As the sound of controlled footsteps came along the classroom door, all the eyes of the students who had been listening to Thomas’ dizzying speech turned to the person who had just entered.

“Teacher Sergey Chelevsky! When did you come?! Church work is busy…?”
“I just got back from the boat today with this priest, Thomas. My junior is a little too radical, so it’s a big disrespect.”
“Sir Sergei! What are you talking about! Simgiche virginity should be known to all students…”
“Quiet.”

With the quiet, dignified, restrained voice, the maddening heat that had just filled the classroom disappeared and a solemn atmosphere filled the classroom.

“Students. It’s been a while since the first day, so I’ll introduce myself again. I am Sergei Celevsky, a Holy Knight of the Northern Church and the homeroom teacher of Class 1 B.”

Thud! Sergey tapped the blackboard, and the blackboard, which had been filled with Thomas’ words, was cleared in an instant.

“However, due to my disloyalty, it was not feasible for me to take on both the work of the church and the homeroom teacher, so after discussing with the dean, I decided to appoint a junior of mine to assist Senia as a burden. “
“..Umm, originally, it would be correct for the teacher to be the homeroom teacher, but since this year is the teacher’s first year, Teacher Sergei, who has experience and years of experience, will continue to be the homeroom teacher, but Priest Thomas decided to help.”

Teacher Senia, who had been smiling lightly before listening to the maddening speech her, glanced at Priest Thomas and added her explanation her with a slightly tired expression.

“Then, right after the first day of excuses… As a homeroom teacher, I think I need to consult with some of the students.”
“..Oh, is this an interview? I’m hearing this for the first time…?”
“Ah, right! I heard from the dean today that some of the students might need an interview! Ha ha!”

What kind of interview is this all of a sudden? Maybe because of the rose crown incident?

“…That maniac and even the homeroom teacher…Could it be today…?”
“..? Why is that, Xiao Mei?”
“Wait a minute, brother. I guess I need to focus?”

Then, suddenly, Xiao Mei, who had been sitting quietly beside her and watching the situation, began to break out in a cold sweat.

“I’m sure the woman’s presence…Isn’t in this building…”
“Today’s interview will be conducted with students Cayenne Silversword and Artin Ludwig, so please come forward and follow me and Priest Thomas.”

While Xiao Mei muttered something, Miss Sergei pointed at Cayenne and me, and she walked towards the hallway without looking back.

“Uh… If it’s me and Cayenne, she must be calling it about the rose crown, right?”
“I guess so, should I skip the first period?”
“Since you all testified, it won’t be long, I’ll be right back. Just take care of Claire. Let’s go Cayenne!”

When Cayenne and I stood up, someone raised a hand to Priest Thomas, who hadn’t left the classroom yet.

“I am Artin’s contractor, so can I follow you!”
“Ah~ Unicorn-sama… I’m sorry. As expected, 1:1 counseling is the principle for privacy-related matters!”
“Didn’t I go alone when I consulted with Senia the other day? Unicor is with Xiaomei and Zorba, okay?”
“Umm…It would be boring and lonely without Artin… I get it.”

In response to Priest Thomas’ expression of trouble, I calmed down Unicor well, and Unicor pursed his lips and gave a convinced expression. Back in the day, I would have asked for carrot cake!

“…Claire, I’ll be back.”
“Hey, have a good day, Cayenne! I’ll be well together with these… No… Those… Alumni!”

When we left the classroom with Cayenne, who was taking care of Claire, Father Thomas closed the door and Teacher Sergei, who had been waiting for us, took the lead and started walking.

“By the way, how about counseling? Is it equivalent to 1:1?”
“Ah, anyway, Cayenne-kun is Sir Sergei! Artin-nim has decided to consult with me!”

Hmmm, have you already decided who to consult with, but with this crazy priest…

..But did something weird just happen? Sir?

“Hey, you just call me Artin-nim..”
“The rule is to be quiet in the hallway so as not to chatter.”

When I tried to ask a question to Father Tomas, Mr. Sergei rebuked us in a stern voice without looking back, forcing us to keep our mouth shut.

‘…Well, I guess I can ask during consultation.’

*

“Cayenne Silversword-kun is going to have a consultation in Counseling Room 1.”
“Okay, then I’ll be back, partner.”

Upon arriving on the 5th floor of the classroom building, Mr. Sergei took Cayenne and walked towards the first consultation room.

“Hey~ we’re in Counseling Room 5 over there! Would you like to follow me?”
“Yes? Counseling Room 5? Why? Numbers 2 through 4 all seem to be empty…”
“The reservation was already made! Wouldn’t it just take a few more steps?”

Counseling room 1 and Counseling room 5 located at the end of the hallway were a bit suspicious, but I calmly followed Priest Thomas through the hallway.

‘No way, what would this priest do to me? They’re not heretics.’

It is next to impossible for this zealot, Dr. Thomas, to attack me because of his infatuation with his heresy. It would be faster for chlorine rain to fall from the sky.

Since he is a priest who can be trusted in both a bad and a good way, I don’t think there’s any way he’ll become a villain.

‘No… If I found out about the orgy with demons, demons, and unicorns, they might try to kill me…?’

You have to be careful with your mouth. Thinking so, Thomas, who was opening the door to counseling room 5 with a key, suddenly started groping for himself.

“Ah!? I didn’t bring any documents for consultation! Artin students! Could you go ahead and wait? I’ll bring it right from the teachers’ office!”

Father Thomas said that before I could answer anything, and started running down his stairs to the teacher’s office.

‘…Isn’t this really some kind of trap?’

I was very suspicious of that appearance, but I didn’t think that Priest Thomas would stab me in the back. Then what are you hiding?

Drooling.

“..Is there something?”

I opened the door of the counseling room number 5 and looked inside the counseling room. Surprisingly, there was nothing suspicious inside the counseling room.

A table and two sofas, a writing instrument and a window… There were miscellaneous things, but nothing suspicious.

“Nothing. Are you nervous?”

I looked around intently as I approached the sofa, but I didn’t see any traps, so I sat down on the sofa a little relieved.

“..That’s how poisonous smoke is!”

Pretending to say that, I hurriedly turned around the door, but there was no gas leaking through the crack. Is there really nothing?

“..There was a corner where I was a little clumsy, so is it really a mistake?”

…
…
After about 5 minutes, I was sitting on the couch out of boredom.

“Why aren’t you here? Are you going to get scolded for losing your documents?”

I was counting the number of stripes on the ceiling tiles, wondering if I had fallen down the stairs while bringing something from the teachers’ room that would take less than five minutes no matter how long it took.

Dreuk! Widely! Click!

At that moment, I heard the sound of the door opening behind me, and then the door closed.

‘…Well? Click?’

Is that the sound of a door locking? What?..Is it really a trap?

“Priest Thomas? Why are you so late…”

Pretending not to doubt, I gathered the mana in my hand to pull out the mana sword, and slowly looked back, and someone started wrapping their arms around my neck.

“Priest?! What are you doing?!”

Could it be that the trap was a BL drift trap? Did Priest Thomas have feelings for me because of my intellectual style?

Despite my urgent words, the person who hugged me from behind didn’t say anything, just spraying the scent of sweet perfume.

‘Hya, scented oil is used by priests instead of perfume… I wonder if 5 minutes are going to dress up to seduce me?!’

Shit, that angel professor is a BL drift? No, he looked like a sub male lead in a female romance fantasy webtoon, but he was picky about women…!?

I was so appalled that I couldn’t help but get chills down my spine. Cayenne is not enough, so it’s the second BL.

“If you don’t let this go, I’ll punch you in the face. It might really make you sink in your face.”
“..Kuhhh.”

Smile? Are you laughing at me saying I’ll make your face sink? Could it be that the masochist has been added?

“It’s real! Count to three and get out of your fist? One! Two!”

Killing a priest would make you a criminal, but beating down a priest who molested a minor would be self-defense.

“Really, the West is still the same. Do you know that being seriously surprised when you play a joke is attractive?”

At that time, the voice I heard behind my back was not the thin youthful voice of Dr. Thomas, Priest Thomas. Rather, an alluring voice that seems to make men fall for it…

‘And.. Who calls me Mr. Seo..?’

“It’s been such a long time since we met and we played around with each other.
“… Oh, Olga? Are you Olga Virtus?”

I slowly turned my head, which I couldn’t turn because I didn’t have the confidence to meet Priest Thomas, who was looking at me affectionately, at a very close distance, and confirmed the owner who was hugging my neck.

“Oh… You’re not just aligning it, are you checking it? It’s a bit disappointing… But since it’s been a long time since we met, I’ll take a look at it, Mr. Seo. Bang.”

The sweet scent of balm, a soft yet alluring voice, and this beautiful appearance that is said to have been created by the goddess herself. Even straight black hair that was as fine as silk.

“…Olga! You remember me too!”

I was moved by the pure and noble Olga Virtus in my memory and hugged her tightly.