Chapter 219 – Honeymoon With the Devil #02

Men sometimes have to challenge the impossible.
Even if it’s life-threatening.

“Oh my gosh! You really ate it all! Was it that delicious, Master?”
“Whoop whoop! Are my cooking skills better than I thought? Is this enough if I’m sincere?”

Looking at the empty plates on the table, Al’Miraj and Mephisto’s expressions brightened.
It was so nice to see the expression full of confidence, whether they hadn’t imagined that they would eat it all, or if they really thought that they had cooked something quite edible.

Yes, to the extent that I would risk my life to eat it all.

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Emergencies! The user’s body is filled with miasma that humans cannot accept!
The resistance of miasma according to the contract with the unicorn is preventing fatal poison!
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Emergencies! The level of poison and pollution that fills the human body is unbearable due to the contract with the unicorn!
Immunity to poison from the contract with the angel Sardiel is protecting the user’s life!
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Emergencies! The mana and demonic energy accumulated in the user’s body is at a level that threatens the user’s life!
The resistance from the contract between the great demon Mephisto and the unicorn is protecting the user’s life!
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‘I’m going to die. It’s not the previous problem, it’s tasteless, but if it wasn’t for Unicor, I’d have died with just one bite…!’

As you can tell just by looking at the state of the flashing status window with a red danger sign in front of your eyes, the food you just ate was at the level of blaspheming the modifier food.

No, I heard that the soul was removed and the breath was cut off once, but why did it come alive as soon as it was chewed? Maybe it’s the reason I don’t know even after my whole life.

‘No, if I were alive and moving, I would have eaten it as if I was eating live octopus…’

The taste was terribly lacking. Even when I was tortured to cut my tongue in the 3rd round, it wasn’t as painful as this, but if the Heretic Questioners had forced me to eat this dish, it was so tasteless that I wondered if I would have succumbed.

Besides, I felt physical pain with every bite. Perhaps the poison and magic contained in the ingredients could not be removed, but whenever something similar to gravy exploded, my tongue went numb and the status window went off.

If the contract with Unicor and Sardiel had n’t made her resistant to and immune to substances dangerous to her body, she might have returned to the entrance ceremony when she came to her senses her.

“Why didn’t you say something earlier, Master? By any chance… Was it not good?”
“Huh, Jim’s little rabbit is still young. Don’t you know that love is the greatest seasoning? A dish filled with Jim and your love can’t possibly be delicious!”
“That, right? Was it delicious? Seeing that you ate everything, you must have enjoyed it, right?”

No, it’s not too appetizing. I almost died eating it. You never cook again.

“…Yeah, it’s delicious. The dinner I ate yesterday was so delicious that I couldn’t envy it.”

There was never a time when I hated myself so much because I couldn’t say such cold words. I wasn’t this angry when I saw Karen doing gay things and couldn’t stop.

“That… Cool! Because he ate it all now. Can I go Soon the children will be worried.”

Suppressing the miasma rising from within with a cough, I hurriedly got up from my seat. I was even afraid that if I continued like this, I would make lunch.

“… Mephisto?”
“Are you going already… ? Oh, it hasn’t even been 24 hours since you came here yet…”

It was Mephisto, not Al’Miraz, who caught me. In front of his subordinates, he would want to show a solemn appearance, but Mephisto did not.

“As I kept looking at your bucket list, I thought too. That I want to do for you what you wanted to do so much… Yes, just seeing you smile makes me happy…”
“…”

Certainly, the look on Mephisto’s face his as he cooked for me made him look as happy as when he hugged me directly.

It would have been my own wish, not Mephisto’s, to eat homemade food for the new bride at the newlyweds’ house.

“I won’t ask you to stay any longer. 24 hours, huh? Can’t we just stay for 24 hours…? There are still many things I want to do for you… “
“My lord… Master will be in trouble too, I’m just letting you go…”

Seeing my expression harden, Al’Miraz tried to dissuade Mephisto, and I felt the grip on my collar his gradually weakened. Maybe that’s why, my heart got heavier and heavier.

“… Okay, I’ll stay a little longer. So don’t make that sad face.”
“Gee, really?!”
“Friend…No, yes. It’s for my lover, but I can’t make time for a day. I’ll stay here until lunch. Understand?”
“Wow♡! Artin is the best♡!”

When Mephisto smiled brightly like a child and came into my arms, I had no choice but to hug Mephisto and pat him on the back.

Somehow, it seems that I fell for the devil’s trick, but there must be a fight that a man has no choice but to lose.

“So, what do you want to do next? Board game? Walk?”
“Huh, that’s what Artine wanted to do the most when he was living as Yang Hee-min!”
“…?”

**

A demon was shaking his legs in front of Mephisto’s closed gates with a terrified expression.

“Mephisto-sama…What the hell are you doing inside…?”

The demon trembling with anxiety was none other than Mephisto’s unofficial second-in-command and right-hand man, Satanachia.

Last night, Satanachia and the castle’s servants were forcibly kicked out of the castle together by Mephisto.

– “No one is allowed to enter this castle until Jim opens the gates again. Do you understand?”—

It was a one-sided notification like a thunderstorm. Satanachia wanted to ask what the hell was going on, but he was the first to be kicked out of the castle without saying anything to Mephisto’s strong attitude of his.

“Al’Miraj, it’s already been six hours since that fledgling went in to look over the situation…”

At that time when no one dared to disobey Mephisto’s orders and was waiting outside the castle, it was Mephisto’s favored Al’Miraz who suddenly appeared like a savior.

Immediately after hearing the circumstances, Al’Miraj hurriedly entered, saying that he would try to convince Mephisto himself, but since then, she has not heard anything about it. The gates did not even open.

“Has it just been destroyed in the end? No matter how favored she is, she must be guilty of disobeying orders…”

Satanachia let out a deep sigh. She knew better than anyone else that once her monarch had a whim, she would endure it for years.

However, it shouldn’t end as it is. If you give up like this, the administrative system within the territory will be paralyzed, and what kind of catastrophe awaits at the end!

“I can’t help it. Pitch a tent in front of the castle! From now on, the work that needs to be done in the castle will be done in the tent! Since Mephisto-sama is away, I will handle the business as usual as a representative!”

As Mephisto’s closest aid, Satanachia made a decision after deep anguish to fulfill her duty as her second person. She’s determined to take care of everything, even if it costs her life her!

Perhaps his subordinate demons were also impressed by his choice her, and he was staring at himself with his astonished eyes his, with his mouth wide open.

“What are you doing! Don’t be quick to pitch your tent and get a table! You have to start right now.”
“Yes, Satanachia-sama! The gates open!”
“What?”

When he hurriedly turned his back, a miracle unfolded in Satanachia’s eyes her.

It was because the huge castle gate, which was thought to remain closed for as long as 10 years, was slowly opening.

“…Seo, you succeeded! Al’Miraz! I wasn’t being favored for nothing! Haha!Haha!”

Seeing the sight, Satanachia burst into a happy laugh for the first time in a long time. She overcame the disappointment of failing, and Al’Miraj did it!

*

“Yes? What did you say just now?”

And that overwhelming feeling did not last even for 5 minutes. There was great frustration in Satanachia’s goat eyes her.

What bullshit did she just hear? No, more than that, what am I looking at?

“Satanachia, Jim thought you were very wise and clever, and he is going to make you say the same thing twice?”
“Mmm, Mephisto-sama. Isn’t this a very serious matter? I think it would be better to properly explain to Satanachia…!”

As Mephisto bruised herself, Al’Miraj, who flinched at Satana Chia’s resentful gaze of her, did her best to appease Mephisto.
Did her sincerity reach her like that, or did she respect the fact that she was a woman of the same artin? Mephisto let out a sigh and began to explain what she just said slowly, slowly.

“Since you don’t seem to understand, Jim will explain again himself. Starting today, I am going to appoint the human Artin Ludwig as my consort and deputy, and give him the dukeship to rule over my territory. Do you understand?”
“No…That’s that…No…What the hell is this…”

Satana Chia’s empty eyes turned to her throne. She, no, she was more precisely headed for her throne’s her’ her.

It was because the throne, the symbol of the overlord ruling over hell, where originally there should have been only one, was now two side by side.

“..Haha.Haha…”

Besides, in one of the seats, Artin, who was laughing something insane, was laughing insanely.
Anyone who sees it might think it’s an idiot, but Mephisto was holding her hand up to her chin with a heart floating in her eyes, perhaps because Artin’s appearance of her was lovely.

‘…Ah, we… Mephisto-kun is completely doomed.’

Seeing that, Satanachia had to bow her head.
It was because the moment she caught the helplessness and anger that filled her body right now in her gaze her, it seemed like she would kill that weak mortal at once.

‘..How did this happen…?’

Of course, Artin sitting on the throne had a similar opinion to Satanachia. To be honest, he felt like crying.

*

“Look at me… What do you want me to do?”
“Didn’t Artin also say that he was going to work?”
“No, I mean… What exactly do you want to do?”
“So, An♡ I want to help out while seeing off Artin on his way to work! No, it would be nice to go to work together! Did you want to try that too? In-house love!”
“…That’s true, but…”

To explain the story of this crazy situation, we have to go back a little bit.