Chapter 30 – Murphy’s Law Is Never Wrong

What sin did I commit to suffer so much?

I didn’t have an accident at the orphanage that was like a gutter, and I endured bullying hard at school.

The only thing I did was that the Hako novel, which I had been watching hard by myself, completely screwed up the ending, and I was disappointed in the comments. I just wrote one line.

But why is it that I feel unfair about being sucked into the world of novels, but it’s already been 20 years? 21 years? It’s rolling like that.

‘No, I was happy yesterday…’

Of course, in real life, I wouldn’t have even met eyes with such beauties. But didn’t I possess the main character, Golden Sun, who received a favorability cheat?

‘It’s a good feeling that I’ve built up by living hard in this world in my own way.

Then, in the end, what this world has given me are endless incidents of 100 times sweet potatoes and people who show up in various ways every day and argue with me.

“Why are you asking Zorba-sama for pretending to be friendly, Artin Ludwig!”

While I was seriously contemplating, the bland young lady, confused as to whether it was Carver or Harbor, yelled at me.

No, why are you pretending to be friendly?

“Even if I ask why, didn’t you hear that me and Zorba are close?”
“Under! That’s because Lord Zorba hangs out with an idiot like you. Does he misunderstand that he’s friendly when he feels sorry for the abandoned child of a lower nobleman in the kingdom?”

At those words, the thought of wanting to feed at least one ‘powerful night’ surged to the head of this woman who was clattering in front of my eyes.

What does this woman know that she is talking about?

‘If I was rude then, do you really think it’s going to happen like this?’

Ah, no way Rexton was hit by me because she was a man, but she thinks she can’t hit herself as a woman?

It’s a pity, my knuckles are unisex. I have to let you know that men and women are equal fists!

“Miss Ashley Harbor, is it okay for a moment?”

Just before I threw my fist into the porridge tank of this woman who crossed the line, Zorba, who had been sparing her words for a while, came in between me and the woman.

“Oh, what is it, Mr. Zorba? If you’re going to thank me, then I’m fine.”

Seeing her confidently smiling, as if she had done what she was supposed to do, I thought of countless ways to beat her up.

‘Look at you, bamboo sticks aren’t enough… You have to throw them at the right villain and make them suffer so much… “

Damn-!

Then, something happened that neither I nor that woman could have imagined.

“I will pass the rudeness I have done to my friend and sworn brother. I don’t like making things big.”

I just couldn’t believe it. That Zorba, who can’t use her limbs when it comes to women, stabs a woman with her hand? Even in the middle of the road?

“…Ji, what is this now…”

The victim, the daughter of the Haber family, also looked up at Zorba in front of her eyes, stuttering as if she didn’t understand the situation or couldn’t accept it.

However, I could tell that Zorba was very angry just by the presence I felt behind him.

“It would be best not to run into each other from now on, Miss Ashley Harbor. I think it will be difficult for me to have positive feelings for Miss Haber.”
“What, what are you talking about, Mr. Zorba! Isn’t it Mr. Zorba who told me he had a crush on me before!”
“Let’s go Artin, Xiao-Mei is also late today, so I need to chat with you.”
“Uh? Uh… I get it.”

Ignoring the young lady shouting at me, and seeing the guy with a refreshing smile asking me to follow him…

‘Is this a development you often see in women’s novels?’

No, let’s not be mistaken. Zorba was loyal by nature, and she would take her anger out on anyone who was rude to me. The slapping on the cheek of her was a bit unexpected.

Also, I heard that she doubts me, but seeing how loyal she is even in the midst of doubt, there is a strong bond between a man’s friendship and love.

… Actually, she felt a little creepy, but there can be no fucking development that the guy she likes is actually a homosexual. If that was the case in the first place, Xiaomei would have warned me.

“Thanks for your help, Zorba, if it wasn’t for you, I think I would have hit you.”
“Haha, I thought that would be the case, and even though I spread rumors about not being ignored somewhere, there are people who act so rudely.”
“Isn’t it because my evaluation got worse because of that strange rumor?”
“If you didn’t like the rumor that you were a bloody madman, you should have stopped beating Rexton while covered in blood during a duel, right?”

Damn, I decided not to talk about the rumours anymore, having had nothing to say about the outrageous remarks.

“By the way, Artin, I haven’t seen Xiaomei since yesterday. Do you know where he went?”

Shockingly, I almost showed my embarrassment at the sudden stabbing question.

What happened with Xiao Mei yesterday flashes through her mind like a panorama. Even if it was yesterday, I did a lot until this morning, so the memory is clear.

“Well, I’m not sure because I was called by Princess Agnes yesterday.”

I decided to pretend I didn’t know that the guy who was suspicious of me gave me a legitimate alibi.

It was embarrassing right now to tell the truth, and one day I might confide in Zorba about regression, but I thought it was better if fewer people knew about regression.

“Okay? It looks like Xiao-Mei went out looking for you because you weren’t there.”

Fortunately, he seemed to know my alibi, and he just looked strange with a questionable expression.

No, I think it’s more elaborate to ask if you know everything but pretend you don’t know. If Xiao Mei hadn’t tipped her off, she might be being questioned by him by now.

“I’ll come by morning assembly time, but if you don’t come, I’ll look for you too.”
“That’s how it should be. I’m not really worried because he’s an incredibly strong guy, but Xiao-Mei is a girl too, right? Artin.”

Looking at Zorba who is seriously thinking about saying that, I feel guilty for hiding about her regression.

However, we still don’t know the conditions for finding her memories of her, so it would be premature to talk about it carelessly.

“Anyway, I didn’t see it until last night. Have you talked to Princess Agnes for that long?”
“Ah, well.. I heard some instruction about dueling, how I became strong in a short time, and whether or not I touched dangerous powers by any means.

I don’t know what kind of conversation topic one by one is fatal even if it’s just brushed.

“Ah, I’ll start the inquiry soon! Let’s run!”
“Yes? Time is still loose. Do you think it will be enough without rushing?”
“No, I have to hurry because I have something to go out and tell Mr. Senia!”

So that the topic of conversation would no longer leak to a strange place, I hurriedly ran up to the classroom, leaving behind Zorba who followed after calling my name.

Kiki-Ik-!! Quadang!

“Oops!”

As I hurriedly opened the door and ran into the classroom to avoid Zorba, I bumped into someone and fell.

“Hey, are you okay, Artin?”

The person I collided with didn’t fall down, but stood upright as if nothing had happened and reached out to me.

“Oh, it’s okay. Can you wake up alone… Huh..?”
“I’m glad you weren’t hurt.”
“Really! You two have to look straight ahead!”

Waving my hands and trying to stand up alone, I looked up at the guy, a little dumbfounded at the fact that the person I bumped into was Cayenne.

‘You didn’t even make eye contact yesterday, so you bump into me today?’

“Sorry, I was so focused on Claire’s story that I lost my mind.”
“My excuse is~! Cayenne always gets distracted, so I told you to be careful!”

Cayenne, this bastard, apologized while shaking his head, but there’s no way this cheat-type protagonist didn’t notice that I was entering.

‘Are you trying to push me and push me?’

Well, that’s pretty good I definitely have a question for this guy.

“Kayenne, there was something I wanted to meet and talk to you about. Can we talk after assembly time?”
“What? Are you acquainted with Cayenne, Artin, or Ludwig-kun?”

When I said to meet her, Claire looked at me and Cayenne alternately with a slightly excited expression for some reason, but Cayenne naturally stood next to me and put her arm around her shoulder her.

“What. You can see it’s pretty friendly. Isn’t that Artin?”
“Yes? Uh… That’s right? Not friendly.”
“Hey~ The two of you were close friends! I had no idea! Cayenne never told me about Artin, right?”
“Haha, it was because of circumstances.”

Cayenne deftly responds to Claire’s words her, and she’s friendly towards me with her intimate demeanor that I have n’t shown before.

‘Has this guy also received all the memories of the 4th playthrough, and his inner intimacy has increased?’

Perhaps this hypothesis is certain. Otherwise, there’s no way this blunt guy like sweet potato stalks can use advanced skills that match the mood.

“But they look so friendly! I’ve never seen anyone so comfortable with Cayenne!”
“Well, actually, they are very friendly. A partner rather than a friend. Right Cayenne?”

I also decided to match that guy’s acting first. George’s first priority is to get information from him, even for the next episode.

“Haha, yes. Partner… It was. But wait.”

Cayenne, who responded with a soft smile to my words, suddenly looked at me with an expressionless face and began to look straight.

No, rather than being expressionless, he looks like he’s angry… It’s hard to read his expression since he’s a guy with little expression.

‘Why is this child suddenly like this?’

Sniff. Sniff.

The guy who had a sharp nose, soon looked at me with very cold eyes.

“… The smell of a woman. It’s not just one, it’s two”
“?!?”

What is this, you bastard, you even took a bath, how did you notice that you even took a bath?

‘Rather than that, how do you distinguish a woman’s smell? Even the number of people?’

I’ve never shown this ability in the original game. No, I’m very embarrassed because it’s the first time I’ve seen something like this during a regression, but the Cayenne guy grabs my shoulder his, which he was wearing, and looks at me intensely.

“Artin, are you sleeping with a woman? Are there two of them?”
“Eek?!? Mr. Ludwig slept with a woman…Sleeping?!”
“What? Artin was lying around with a girl?!”

When Cayenne pursues me with a frosty voice, Claire, who was next to her, is started and screams for the class to leave.

And soon after, Zorba, who was approaching me, heard the sound and shouted in surprise.

Dump.

“Oh, Artin? What do you mean?”

When she turned her head to the sound of something falling, behind Zorba, Miss Senia, who had dropped her attendance book, was looking at me with trembling eyes.

‘No… Such a fuck…’

Why do mines explode? Aren’t you tired of this development?

I had to savor the sensation of being blinded by the beggarly clichés of this fucking world.

***

“It’s so unbelievably rude, how. To hit a lady on the cheek…! I haven’t seen that guy Pelkass either…!”

Meanwhile, Ashley Harbor, left alone in front of the school, is feeling tremendous humiliation and anger over what she has just been through.

In her youth her, the famous Earl of Harbor, a prosperous source of high-grade iron, succeeded in getting her head’s only daughter to be betrothed to Rexton Wise, the eldest son of Count Wise, one of the leading families in the kingdom.

Although the family will be succeeded by younger brothers and sisters, from the family’s point of view, the engagement with the mighty Wise family was a major event. In fact, Ashley Harbor herself did not know much about the political stories of her childhood, but she gladly accepted the engagement when she saw Rexton, who looked beautiful like a prince in a fairy tale.

However, when the Earl of Harbor’s iron mine dried up a few years ago, the Weiss family almost unilaterally broke off the engagement. The family lost its power, and the fallen Earl of Harbor became paranoid and began to suffer from the pressure of only reviving the family.

“Ashley, you have to seduce Rexton Wise. You and that guy had a good childhood relationship, so there are plenty of possibilities…!”

Ashley Harbor had n’t forgotten what her father her had repeatedly asked her to do in the days before her entrance her. She was full of confidence that if she was herself, she would be able to seduce a boy her age her.

And her sweet dreams were shattered on the first day she entered school. Ashley couldn’t even approach Rexton because Artin Ludwig, the third son of a lower aristocrat in her country town, had hospitalized Rexton. In the ward, where only her relatives her are allowed to visit, her title her as her ex-fiancee her does n’t work.

In addition, the child of the lower nobleman did not know the subject and even publicly smashed Rexton. After seducing Rexton, her family’s only means of revival, failed, Ashley Harbor changed her strategy to reflect her personal feelings about her.

It was to ingratiate himself with the Weiss family by constantly putting Artin Ludwig down in public. Now that her sole heir has been disgraced, the Wise family is sure to regret any nobles who stand by them.

The plan was proceeding with some success. He seduced a commoner girl as a friend, and made him run into a child of a lower nobleman, causing bad rumors to spread around the school and causing great embarrassment. If the imperial princess hadn’t stepped forward, it would have been 100% a huge success.

“Let’s see, I’m going to smash you two…!”

Crashing across the floor, Ashley vowed to avenge her. Especially Zorba Felkas couldn’t stand it even more. He was the heir to the popular top of the Republic, so I tried to hang out with him, but the fact that he stabbed himself without knowing the subject was intolerable disrespect.

“If you ask the student council to punish Artin Ludwig with threats and assault, and Zorba Felkas with assault and insults, you can weave Zorba Felkas into the already bad reputation of Artin Ludwig!”

You just need to look at it and prepare for her next plan.

Ashley, who was so conceited, didn’t even notice the person approaching her behind her back her.

“Really, even when I was young and now, only the brain remains pure, the kid from the Harbor family.”
“Under? Who are you now? How dare you make such an insulting remark to me?”

Ashley, who was already on edge at the insulting remarks that suddenly came from behind her, screamed her tantrum—and looked back at her.

Kwak!!

“Oops! Oops!”
“Seriously, not for a cheeky kid like you to touch. Artin Ludwig-sama… ?”

As she checked who had lifted her, clutching her own mouth shut, Ashley Harbor was startedled and wanted to scream at her, but her mouth her was blocked and she couldn’t.

“Keep in mind, cheeky kid. If you mess around with Artin Ludwig again, I’ll kill you, so make fun of that proud pussy and seduce other bastards. Okay?”
“Eup! Eup!… Ugh…”

Ashley, who was about to shout “What the hell are you doing even with her mouth shut,” Was forced to stop her resistance her and swallow her dry saliva as the rapier’s blade gleamed at her own throat her.

“You ask if I understand. Her pussy and her arms her are whores.”

Her woman’s voice, whispering softly, contained the intent of killing herself if she explicitly refused.

Ashley didn’t have the courage to stand up to that murder, and she could only nod her head politely.

“Okay, now off in three seconds, one, two.”

Ashley nodded her head and at the same time released her hand her from her mouth her and at the warning of the woman who started counting her, she couldn’t even scream and crawled on all fours, forcing her to run into the school. .

After seeing Ashley’s ugly appearance of her, she put her rapier into her scabbard as if satisfied, and slowly looked up at her school of her.

“Whoops, wait a minute. The only benefactor who reached out her hand to me when I was abandoned. I will definitely squeeze into your side…”

Artin Ludwig, rolling her sweet name in her mouth her, made the brown-haired woman tremble with pleasure, and she indulged in blissful imagination.