Suspiciously Experienced Regressor

Chapter 47

Suspiciously Experienced Regressor

Like a regressor, I will return anyway, so I tried to quit this episode as if I was throwing it away. But something is strange.

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Chapter 47 – Chasing the Power Thief #04

“… Ha.”

I let out a long sigh as I gnawed at the steak and pasta I had brought to my room for dinner.

Xiaomei bought me a top-notch set meal, telling me to eat well and gain energy, but I can’t get over it. Is it because I have too many thoughts?

‘For now, I’ve put off the conversation with Violet to a later time, but…’

When I saw that her hair her was starting to fall out, Xiao Mei postponed her appointment with Violet, saying that she would talk to Princess Agnes in advance, so don’t worry. The kind consideration with the clear intention made my heart hurt even more.

“Why are you sighing like that? If you’re not going to eat it, I’ll eat it instead of you!”

Unicor, who was eating next to me, couldn’t grasp the atmosphere and began coveting my meat before he even chewed all the meat he was eating.

“If you take any piece of my meat, I’ll beat your butt like a drum, so take care of it.”
“Hee! Are you aiming for the body of the main seat like a dirty non-virgin? If I had known it would be like this, I would have worn thicker clothes! I cannot become a bicorn!”

I looked pathetically at Unicor, who was startled and covered her chest. Why are you blaming me when you wear thin T-shirts that you like?

“I won’t stop you, so go and change right now, or I’ll kick you out of the room.”
“G.. Are you really going to kick me out? Thick clothes are hot! This island is too hot and humid, so it is too difficult for a noble divine being like Bonjwa to live!”

My head aches as to what to do with that human-shaped white champi. The problem is that this headache gets more annoying the more I get used to it.

“Okay, shut up and eat, I’ll really spank you if you say unsympathetic one more time.”

After warning in a cold voice, Unikor nodded his head excessively and began to eat the meat in front of him.

‘If you keep your mouth shut, it’s fine just to keep it for ornamental purposes, but if you open your mouth… ‘

My mysterious hair, which I would have felt like if I had dyed my hair with the Milky Way, was too conspicuous, so I had to change it to white first, but I quite liked the hair that embracing that starlight. Is it because I like to look at the stars even when I live in real life?

I think a healthy and glamorous body would be an attractive point if it wasn’t for Unicor. In fact, when I first took Unicor with me as my servant, the reactions of the boys and Zorba were quite worth seeing. Zorbara, who seduces horses.

Of course, I had to add an additional setting to Zorba, saying that the servant was an excuse and that the student council was a supervisor. Agnes even made an official document to deceive the guy who knew my situation clearly, but it was deceived.

“Hey Unicor. Don’t you normally polymorph into a little child?”

In fact, Unicor’s polymorph font I knew was closer to the look that pissed people off more than this. If this is the form of a beauty in her early twenties, the image I used to know was a kid in her early teens.

“Hmmm… Gulp, how do you know that?”

Unikor, who swallowed her carrot, tilted her head curiously.

That’s right, I don’t know right now. However..

“Didn’t you hear me and the kids talking about memory retrieval?”

When I was talking to Cayenne the other day, what was the guy next to me drinking carrot juice talking about?

“I do not know such a thing! The last time we were arguing, just arguing was fun so I just watched it! Evil! Why do you hit me!”
“Just think of it as a deadly drug for a unicorn with low concentration.”

When I smacked the balm on Unicor’s forehead, Unicor covered his forehead and became weepy. I feel so good when I see Unicor with that crying face.

“Anyway, the childish look is what our unicorn clan shows when they go out with their contractors. It is a very old tradition!”
“Tradition? Why is it a tradition to turn into a child?”

It was the first time I had heard of it. Why didn’t he say this to me, the contractor?

“Yes, it is because contractors fall in love with our unicorns and ask for sexual relations, or actually fall in love! It is a tradition created by elders who have seen many unicorns fall into bicorns for their one-time love with mortals!”

I couldn’t keep my mouth shut because of the shocking tradition. What are you doing with the unicorn?

“There are contractors trying to have sex with horned horses? Are they bestial or have no one to make love to?”

My God, I know that most unicorns sign contracts with elves, but were elves a species with a hobby for bestiality rather than beasts?

“A horned horse! Unicorns are beings with noble divine power and noble dignity that cannot be described as having horns on their horses! Among human beings, non-virgins and non-virgins do not appreciate such delicate virtues, so I hate them even more!”

Unicor got angry and started talking about the charm of unicorns for about 15 minutes. As I listened to it while stuffing steak into my mouth, there were many charms that I couldn’t relate to.

‘Even if it goes beyond divine power or mana, the beautiful shining white mane and curly tail hair are the charm points?’

Damn, I think that a bastard who recognizes is a big problem. It’s just that the polymorphed figure is beautiful, but if you say you fell in love with the appearance, wouldn’t it be that you brought some weight to it?

To begin with, elves in this world tend to pursue beauty quite strongly. At the time of the 2nd playthrough, I was caught sneaking into the elven territory with Cayenne, but I barely looked after it because I was a contractor for Unicorn, but Cayenne just looked at it as too beautiful.

Yes, even back then, I remembered that I didn’t like it because I looked too young, obviously before my skeleton had grown. After all, it’s clear that he’s polymorphing at a young age to prevent an elf who’s just an idiot.

“I don’t have a tail right now, but when I wag my hips and wag my tail beautifully like this, other divine beasts used to propose to the main seat of the throne!”

Unicorn, who had been passionately explaining the charm of the unicorn by himself, fell down on all fours and began shaking his hips and even demonstrating himself. It was like an AV actor I saw in real life who begged for a junior position.

Of course, there was no reaction from my little Artin. No matter how many nice girls there are, my pride can’t allow them to be in heat with Unicor, no matter how human they are. Even if it’s an aphrodisiac, I wonder if it’s one shot.

“It’s done now, so stop and clean up what you ate!”
“Eugh! Don’t you know that you are kind!”

I kicked Unikor’s chubby ass, sat down at his desk his, and started pulling out some alchemy tools for his liver his.

“Ouch.. What is that again? Is it something used in magic?”
“I’m going to catch the thief, so I’m thinking of making a solution that will release the polymorph.”
“What? You mean you know how to make such great things? Lie! I can’t even make hair loss pills!”

Fuck this Why are hair loss pills out there? Shall I squeeze another one?

“…It’s okay, don’t be crazy and go play. I have to focus.”

I gestured to Unicor to go over there, lit a lamp, and started taking out the alchemy ingredients I had bought when I went to the downtown area with Xiaomei.

The polymorph release solution to be created from now on is a high-end alchemy product that can only be made at a level 7 alchemist, so now you have to focus on it.

After slapping each cheek, I started by trimming the ingredients.

Even for me, it is not easy to make high-end alchemy products with only simple alchemy kits. If even 0.1 grams of more material is added or the boiling temperature differs by more than 3 degrees, it is clear that the polymorph release solution will just become a pretty trash.

In the end, everything from trimming ingredients to boiling should be within my control. Fortunately, this is a field I am confident in. The sense of handling advanced alchemy, which I have tried thousands of times, remains in my memory even if I return.

Squeak. Squeak.

“Is this the root of Mandragora? You did well to find something valuable.”
“…”

I think I told you to go earlier, but Unicor is standing next to me watching me gently handle the ingredients.

Never mind, just watching is not a big deal.

“Is that right to shave like that?”
“Treating magic moss like that? Is that really true?”
“Isn’t this the core of a basilisk? The basilisk is also a servant of the king of the plains, so how…”
“This twig, why does it turn orange when you boil it? Have you made a mistake?”
“I don’t think it’s cut like that..”
“Ah, I heard that frost wind grass is good for hair loss.”

“I! Quietly! Do it! Word! I did!!”
“Sick! That hurts! Stop! Stop hitting me!”

I hit with the palm of my hand so that the bottom of Hunsuchung, where even this Jammin would cry, became a sea of ​​fire. In case it hurts less because it’s a divine beast, maybe it’s because I used the burial method to spread the pain by deliberately putting mana into it.

“Whoa…Whoa…It pisses people off.”

My teeth are grinding on how I can teach without stopping for 20 minutes. I threw him on the bunk bed, went back to my seat, and started boiling the solution, adding the prepared ingredients one by one while slowly cooling off the heat.

I’ll tell you in advance, I’m not angry about bringing up the topic of hair loss. Besides, the frost wind grass has no effect. I know because I’ve used it.

“… Fuck.”

My heart ached so much.

***

Late at night, when the soft moonlight at dawn is covered by dark clouds.

Crumble crunch square.

Possibly because he scratched the tree with his fingernails, a boy whose weak human fingernails were peeled off and replaced with black, sharp claws of a beast, is peering through a window.

“Hee hee hee, it’s 2:00 in the morning, but he hasn’t slept yet, am I studying hard? A cross-dressing woman who works hard. I can’t stand this. Kihik.”

On a tall tree a little far from the Bronze Dormitory, the mountain corpse had been looking into Artin Ludwig’s room from evening until now.

“What is that white lady? Her breasts are so fucking big and pretty… Are they roommates?”

The living corpse suddenly remembered the blonde-haired boy who was his roommate. I can’t remember his name, but the 1-year-old boy smiled kindly even when he saw his twinkling eyes his. He has been patient with hiding his identity until now, but the desire to chew on the flesh his gradually rises.

“Fuck Artine…Fuck that white lady…And chew both of them in front of my roommate.”

What would the three of them look like then? After all, I’m scared, so maybe I’ll find my mother?

“Huuu, let’s wait… If you go to sleep, that’s when you’ll be aiming for it. Because the delicacy is the taste of holding back and eating it..”

When the lights in that room go out, it’s not too late to start. Otherwise, the living corpse suppressed her desire her, repeating to herself that it would be too wasteful to endure it.

Buck! Buck! Buck!

The sound of her claws scratching the tree grew louder and louder.

Suspiciously Experienced Regressor

Like a regressor, I will return anyway, so I tried to quit this episode as if I was throwing it away. But something is strange.

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