Chapter 54 – Confession
A new day has begun. The villain is dead, but the next villain will come again, and a cancer-causing villain has been ruined, but the sweet potato development is the beginning of a new academy.
“How long do I have to wait…? Boring, Artin.”
“Wait a little, he’s usually 10 to 20 minutes late.”
Despite Unicor’s whining, I calmly sat in the empty classroom and looked into the empty status window.
It is said that this empty classroom was originally a club club in the manga department.
It was a club that had a lot of tradition and boasted a lot of members at the academy, but it was discovered that I was writing impure books while drawing the forbidden love between me and Zorba, who were rumored to be cross-dressing the other day. Jerk the.
Thanks to that, I heard from Agnes that this large club club will be assigned to our alchemy club from now on. Other clubs drool, but it is the right of the student council to assign club clubs. The power of political-business collusion was sweet.
“Well, since you’re going to be spending a lot here from now on, have you marked your territory?”
“What do you know about me, you bastard! I don’t do trivial animal actions like marking territory!”
Unicor goes into a rage right away when he’s bored and plays a joke.
Even though he’s like a champy, if you keep him by your side, you won’t be bored, so maybe it’s better than you think.
“In the first place, isn’t that guy named Zorba trying to meet you because he wants something! But why do we have to wait for him!”
“That’s because I owe him a bit more this time, and besides, he’s late for his birthday party.”
Unicor pouting his lips as if he couldn’t understand my explanation.
To appease him, I took out a piece of chocolate carrot from my pocket and put it in his mouth.
“Well! This is so delicious! One more!”
“I’ll give you one more, just wait patiently for 10 more minutes, okay?”
“I get it! Keep your mouth shut!”
When I put another piece of chocolate carrot into the mouth of the guy who was opening his mouth like a baby bird chasing food, he started to savor the chocolate while holding on to his cheeks.
I left Unicor, which had finally become quiet again, and looked at the status window floating in the air with my arms crossed.
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1. Check personal information.
2. Quest (New!)
3. Shop (New!)
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Quests and stores in the status window that only showed my information, I looked for something at first because I wanted something for the first time in my life.
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Current Quest (2/10)
1. Start of midterm exam!
2. Let’s complete your own harem!
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In terms of quests and games, it must be a system that rewards you when you receive a request and clear it. The problem was that I had no memory of receiving anything like this in this world, so it felt so unfamiliar.
‘Wasn’t it just a fucking world where people roll around without any reward…?’
Until now, I thought that the only thing meaningful in the status window was the title, but suddenly in the 5th playthrough, it was a tutorial reward.
As I said beforehand, it’s not like there weren’t any tutorials.
When I first came to this world, the first thing that appeared in front of me as I fled to the territory was the display of the status window for the tutorial.
It wasn’t that great. Studying the history of this world, learning how to handle mana, researching Artin Ludwig. I started with these basics step by step.
In terms of time, it’s been more than 15 years, so I can’t remember, but I remember that the last tutorial probably ended with defeating one demon.
‘Then why is it now that the tutorial has been completed?’
『For the first time, I acquired an Inheritance Attribute! Congratulations on clearing the tutorial!』
The last phrase that popped up on the status window was the story of acquiring inherited traits.
『This attribute is the authority of an existence that is out of the flow of time. Even if you regress, it will be inherited!』
The sole contractor of the unicorn, which is said to continue even after returning. Judging from the fact that it was cleared immediately after acquiring this attribute, these attributes are probably inherited attributes.
If I had known that there was a tutorial like this, and if I had known that there was a system for fostering old people like inherited traits, I would have gone around to get inherited traits.
‘…Ah, why did I press skip at that time.’
At the time of the first playthrough, I was too familiar with this status window system. For me, who had only read genre novels for 10 years, the first impression didn’t last long, and he always said obvious things, and when the skip was over, he told me the next tutorial.
So I just pressed skip from the middle. If you guys play games, most of the tutorials are skipped…
‘But if there was such an important explanation, wouldn’t it be necessary to pop up a notification window for the tutorial after some time..’
Shit, I was wondering why the 5th round of specials didn’t open, so I missed this system. Was the sweet potato me, not Cayenne?
I rubbed my face with the palm of my hand in frustration, then went back to the menu and turned on the shop window this time.
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〈 Hi Regressor, welcome to the store.〉
〈If you select the item you want, a detailed description and price of the item will appear.〉
〈 The points currently held by the regressor are 『506,752』Points.〉
Item – 10 arrows: 3 points
Item – Longsword: 5 points
Item-Recovery Potion: 10 points
Item – Mana Potion: 10 points
Item – Shadow Rabbit’s Magic Stone: 15 points
〈〈〈Search previous page Next page〉〉〉
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506,752 points. Just looking at it, it’s a staggering number.
I calculated how this number came together, and in each episode, I survived for 5 years, and the 4th episode was backdoored, so I threw it in 3 years, so about 30,000 accumulated in a year. Where did the 40,000 go?
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System-Inventory: Out of stock
System-Inventory Expansion Ticket: Out of stock
System-Inventory Expansion Ticket: Out of stock
System-Inventory Expansion Ticket: Out of stock
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Fuck, who knows if there will be an inventory. It was 40,000 because I bought 4 of them for 10,000 each.
‘Twenty-five thousand phoenix feathers…’
In order to save Agnes, who was poisoned by the deadly poison while dealing with the Lich’s Bone Dragon, Kayen and I traveled across the deserts of the Empire to the Desert Sultanate in search of the feathers of a phoenix.
‘13,000 buds of the World Tree…’
In order to purify Unicor, who was dying due to demonic contamination, after going through all sorts of adventures in the forest of elves for a month, he finally got the leaves of the World Tree.
I turned off the shop window, constantly reminding myself of the mental victory in order to overcome the mental exhaustion that came over me.
‘I’ve done well even without those things, it’s not because I’m an idiot, it’s because I’m so talented!’
Of course, no matter what, it didn’t change that I was an asshole. And I looked it up just in case, but there are dragon hearts and elixirs, but there are no hair loss pills.
I decided to refrain from going to the store unless it was really necessary, fearing that if I looked at the store for no reason, the stress I was already receiving would increase with guilt.
“Why is your face so bloody, Artin? He should be a little more happy if he becomes the best romanticist in the academy.”
Just then, the door opened and a familiar copper-skinned, red-haired handsome man walked into an empty club room with only chairs.
“Don’t you think you’re dead because you missed your appointment by 20 minutes, Zorba?”
“Of course, I believe that my friend, who has a generous heart, will understand.”
Zorba, who brought a chair and sat across from me, showed me a relaxed and relaxed appearance, just like when we first met at the hospital, where did the doubt-filled appearance that had been looking at me lately go?
Well, this is a man I know well named Zorba Pelkas. He is a man who has a generous heart as much as his rich wallet and knows how to see the big picture.
“Then, is this lady I saw last time the unicorn I heard about?”
When Zorba smiled and leaned slightly towards Unicor, Unicor hid behind me with a serious expression and spoke to Zorba in a determined voice.
“Don’t talk recklessly to the principal, horny. No matter how much the times have changed, you people of color are the archenemy of our unicorns.”
“… What do you mean Artin? Are you saying you hate me?”
“It means that you’re too flirtatious and I don’t even want to be around you.”
As I said before, even though the demon king’s army invaded the world, the contractors of the unicorn are still obliged to destroy all the beings called the golden sun from this world who have defiled her virgin.
Of course, I have no intention of following such an obligation, but fundamentally, Zorba and Unicor are like water and oil. Can never be friends
“Oh, but isn’t Artine related to Agnes and Xiaomei like that? It must be far from the pure love that unicorns like.”
“Ah, Artin is a different story! This guy is our helper, recognized directly by the King of the Plains! It means that I am a contractor who can tolerate with a generous heart!”
After screaming, Unicor muttered, “That man is unlucky,” And grabbed my collar tightly.
Are you still suffering from the aftereffects of being abandoned by the king of the meadow?
“…I haven’t confirmed that there is a relationship like that with Agnes and Xiaomei.”
“Oh, I am quick-witted. Artin, when Xiaomei came to ask me for you, the expression on his face was not that of a girl in unrequited love. Do you still remember what Cayenne said?”
Such a quick-witted swallow. I clicked my tongue inwardly and nodded.
“..That’s right, I’m dating Xiaomei and Agnes. I intend to meet you both seriously.”
“Also! I knew it! I said no every time, but I knew everything!”
Zorba makes an arrogant expression as if he had won. After all, is it unreasonable to deceive this blind man?
“So, I thought it would be nice if you could explain why I suddenly ended up dating Princess Agnes.”
“..Aren’t you going to ask why you dated Xiaomei?”
“I was waiting for you to date with Xiaomei! I don’t think they both have innocent brains, but I thought this older brother was going crazy because he was frustrated!”
At the time of my visit in the hospital, I realized again that it was this guy who taught me that he would be happy if he gave me a daughter.
“So, stop talking. I want you to tell me what happened to you from beginning to end. I even postponed my date with the ladies to hear this story.”
“..Okay, instead. From now on, believe everything I say. I won’t lie.”
Having come this far, I had no intention of pulling back, so I slowly began to explain what I had been through and what had happened.
“For me, this is my fifth life.”
Upon hearing the first words of my story, Zorba’s expression changed in an instant.
**
Gold class dormitories have numerous attached facilities.
One of them is a salon for secret stories. There are many stories that should not be leaked out of the conversation between the gold class, which is overflowing with talented people who will lead the world in the future.
The salon is a place of conversation made with magical treatment that is thoroughly separated from the outside world so that such stories can be shared comfortably.
The chairs and sofas used high-end furniture made by artisans in the empire so that important conversations can be comfortably held, and even the refreshments that are always freshly prepared are prepared with a quality that can satisfy even the royal family.
The windows do not really connect with the outside, but show a beautiful forest scenery magically, and the door to the salon can only be opened and closed by the students and the headmaster who are in the room.
All of these devices were a part of the gold class director’s efforts to create a comfortable atmosphere, but the atmosphere in this salon was more uncomfortable than a suit with about two buttons off.
Violet Purplecrow, Lin Xiaomei, and Princess Agnes Ermengart had met for 30 minutes, but they hadn’t said a word to each other yet.
“..The tea is so delicious, isn’t it?”
“Yes, the refreshments are excellent as well, try the Mont Blanc.”
“…That’s right. I tried it too and was surprised. Bring one to Artin-nim too…”
Ah, Xiao-Mei was momentarily taken aback. As I hurriedly checked my eyes, Agnes and Violet hurriedly cleared their throats and wiped the black tea from their mouths with napkins.
“Ahaha, the black tea was so hot that I heard a case in an instant!”
“Oh, me too. I’ll have to ask them to pay more attention to the temperature next time.”
Even though he was embarrassed by the name Artin, seeing the two of them smiling and maintaining dignity reminded Xiaomei of the Helljuice training, where they practiced martial arts without eating or sleeping for a week.
‘…Help me, brother..’
Unfortunately, the most important Artin was not present. Suddenly, it seemed that Xiaomei could understand why Artin was suffering from hair loss.