Chapter 13 – 5. Sortie! Barbarian Subjugation Team! (2)

Episode 14
Lucia trampled on the savage’s head and pressed on with a cruel smile.
The savage, on the other hand, shuddered in fear and fell flat on his head!

“From now on, straighten up the hierarchy. You stone-headed savage bastard.”
“Ah, I see!”
“Who is the chief?”
“It’s the mistress!”
“Lady?”
“Isn’t it a witch if it’s a witch?”
“Fuck. It’s a stone-headed baby. This.”

You, too, are determined to be the madam of this castle someday. Twins.

“Let’s move on. What if I call your name?”
“Die! Painfully!”
“What do I do?”
“If you give me money, I will do it without words!”

Back!

Lucia pressed down hard on her shoes.
The savage pretended to frown.

“Again. What?”
“If you give me money, I will do it without words!”

Puck puck puck!

Lucia mercilessly kicked the savage with ferocious eyes. However, the savage was only tired of performing painful performances. In fact, it was because her HP was so high that the cute witch’s hit didn’t even damage her HP. Even if you hit the hellfire ball properly, would you cut it by 10%?

“Again. What?”
“If you give me money, I will do it without words!”
“… Tsk. This is the guy with Gonzo.”

Lucia clicked her tongue and kicked the savage in the face, causing the savage to fall backwards like a stuntman. He found it quite fun to play with Lucia’s tunes.

“Good. There are very few mercenaries like you, so if you work, I will take care of your money.”
“Thank you!”
“Are you short?”
“Thank you!”
“… Done. What are you doing by teaching a common language to a stone-headed savage? They can’t even count the numbers.”

The witch sighed and sat down in a chair and crossed her legs.

“Anyway, take care of yourself this day. If you succeed, I will pay you.”
“Thank you!”
“Fuck. To have to use such an asshole as a fixer… It sucks.”

The witch then muttered hysterically about her story, which nobody cared about. He lamented to himself that he had to go into hiding because the year of the emperor only trusted the words of the church and began suppressing witches, and that even inside the witches’ union there was a Frach who told the church about the hideout of his companions, so he couldn’t stay in the city. The conclusion was that there was no one to trust and that it was dangerous, so I couldn’t go to places where people often gathered.

However, if you want to hire people to procure the materials needed for your research, it would be difficult to be in a very remote area, so it seemed that the place you chose after thinking about it was the hideout of the thieves.

‘But did Anne really know me as a savage asshole?’

At first glance, the eyes seemed to be looking at some kind of beast, but although there are beasts in a social sense, it seemed that they mistook them for intelligence at the level of wild animals. Not even knowing that the savages are ignorant is a typical misunderstanding of civilized people. Savages are so fucking smart. Because otherwise you die.

‘A savage, but how clever am I, a modern man? Byeongsinyeon.’

Bitches who naturally believe they are smart are the easiest to fool. Besides, are you really a genius with a good head? Then you think there is no world you don’t know about, so it’s fucking easy to fool. Now, as if I didn’t care, the way I turned around and walked away was the kick of that consciousness.

‘It would be dangerous if I pulled out the hatchet and threw it. Happy New Year.’

But my goal is to trample that bitch’s head with my foot while having her naked, not splitting her hair, so I’m going to tolerate it. For the time being, I will intentionally make her look careless by cosplaying as a stupid savage in front of the witch bitch. Then, when the vigilance of that bitch is completely released, and the moment comes when he shows a big gap in his carelessness…

‘Then you’re going to have a hard time. Fuck bitch.’

My Adele was a girl, so she was cute and treated me kindly.
Since our Lucia is an adult woman, can we treat her a little harshly?

* * *
“So, what are these bastards doing now?”
“You didn’t hear the explanation.”
“Huh. I was just listening to her voice.”
“Hmm. You were dangerous.”
“Women, no matter how good they are, are bitches who can’t move if they get fucked.”
“Lol. That’s right. Anyway. In case you do, I brought the materials.”

Wolfgang brought the crystal ball and set it before the barbarian. Inside the crystal ball, heated discussions were heard inside the huge stone building. As you can see, it was the capital of the Iyets Kingdom. The savage raised the crystal ball and focused on the video.

“The corruption of the Brotherhood of the Poor is getting worse. We raided two villages this month alone and took all the villagers away. The men will be sold to coal mines or boatmen, and the women will be subjected to terrible things that are beyond words.”

Said the Count, who looked like dumplings. He is probably the Medieval Land Police Commissioner for which he is the Guards Commander.

“We have come to the conclusion that our temple can no longer stand idly by with the corruption of the Brotherhood of the Poor.”

The high priestess with big breasts complained about me. Apparently, I heard about the fate of my bride, Adele, through the party members. But that girl already married me under the name of your god?

‘Jerk the. If they’re going to rescue them, they should have come sooner.’

And that wasn’t all. A smart adventurer’s guild woman dressed in a suit came out and put a bounty on Wolfgang’s brother, and the baron from the aristocratic family who had his daughter eaten by me was shouting with the knights that he would take revenge himself, what kind of Lenz Company? The lady at the place was saying that she had to recover her kidnapped nephew and avenge her brother.

‘I’m middle-aged, but I have a great body. It would be cool to eat it while wearing an office look.’

Of course, she’s a slut who’s already had a baby, so she won’t be my concubine, let alone an exclusive lord or scepter.

Anyway, it seems that the main figures of this snot-sized Iyets kingdom are gathering and criticizing me, but in reality these bastards will not be able to move without slick words. There are already too many pending issues, so if you don’t come with a real determination, there’s no way.

The guys knew that too, so they fucking blamed me, but when it came time to decide what to do, they all shut up. The situation isn’t good enough for them to step out on their own, and it seems obvious that they’re going to search for them even if they send their subordinates.

‘Where’s the crazy king in the world who asks for his virgin if he wants to be an archbishop?’

Really. I’m here.
Anyway, that’s why the moment when their ‘Barbarian Punishment Meeting’ is about to end.

“We’re going to have a party!”

The young woman in tight leather tights exclaimed proudly as she puffed out her breasts. She was a candidate for the next hero and one of the three strongest in the kingdom, ‘Shining Yuria’. Since it’s level 25, it’s definitely a level that people would shout loudly at in small and medium-sized kingdoms.

“Oh oh! The only gold grade adventurer in our kingdom! Aren’t you the shining glass?”
“Besides, the party members are all silver-level talents! You kicked out the dragon!”

Uh. It’s a dragon that really grows up.
Anyway, if it’s a dragon, it’s a dragon!

“I can trust and entrust it to Sister YuRia!”
“Even a savage wouldn’t be able to move if he had a party other than Yuri!”
“Maybe they don’t even know they’re attacking, and they’ll be taken at once.”

Stop for a while

“Hey. But Wolfgang, how did you get this video?”
“The Black Witch just scanned it with her detection magic.”
“A bitch with big breasts and a bread beetle has good abilities. What a fucking bitch.”

I got an erection at the thought of such a smart and strong bitch going naked. It looks much more appetizing than a priest who doesn’t know how to do anything other than pass out after being so damn lazy.

“So, where is this Yuria?”
“Ah. You should have reached the village at the bottom of the mountain by now. They must have come to the raid group with their friends as well as a party of adventurers with ties, so you have to approach carefully… “
“Fuck. If I want to stop being raped by a witch bitch, I have to eat that bitch right away!”
“Brother, brother? Hopefully right now… “
“Oaaaaa!”

The savage roared and flew through the roof of the living room. He put all of his skill points into Reef Attack and Whirlwind, so the leap distance was tens of meters at a time.

“Um, is that a person?”

Not a person
It’s the main character possessed after cheating on very easy difficulty!

* * *
“Yuria. I looked up the information, and I think the savage might be stronger than we thought.”
“Jenny. You’re worried, as always. Didn’t you defeat our dragon last time too?”
“That was possible due to luck and circumstances in many ways… “
“There will be no problem this time either. Trust me. I even called my friends.”

Yuria grinned and opened her status window to reveal her raid list. The female thief Jenny looked at the three names on the raid list and was suspicious.

‘You said you collected all of Yeats’ jewels? Then it might be worth a try!’

Yeats’ jewel. They were three of the most famous on the continent, and all were gold-grade adventurers. A beautiful and strong female adventurer party made up of paladins, swordsmen, and wizards!

“Once my friends arrive, the daring man will be finished.”
“Surely so.”
“Hmm. When we arrive and attack together, we will surely be tired.”
“Who there——”

Shook!
The barbarian threw an ax at Yuria!

“Your groom.”

Aaaaagh!

Yuria barely managed to block her attack by raising her shield, but she tumbled to the ground in a tremendous shock.

“Or not… Could it be a pimp? Does it depend on whether you are a virgin or how bad you are?”

The barbarian plucked and ate the shining Yuria, and I wondered how much people would pay.
If it’s delicious, it’s an exclusive onahole, and if it’s not delicious, an onahole is for sale.

“I’ll have to try it first!”