Chapter 37 – 37. A Hero Who Wants to Exchange.

I went shopping with Ash.
With the momentum to shake off all the 100 million brushes he had in cash, he went around the shopping district.

Word spread quickly about us.
It may be that there is a network of contacts among the merchants.

Was so skillful.
Even the appearance of the hero Ashe did not panic and responded.
I don’t know if he thought he was a more important guest than most nobles, but he took out the equipment he had hidden and showed it to him.

Ash decided to spend only half of the 100 million soles.
50 million Sol already has a place to invest or something.

The reason why he came to Baron Uteron was to meet the cotyledons he would grow and eat.
Even I, who have read the original, is a person I don’t know…

“There is nothing particularly useful about it.”

After touring a few stores, Ash left a regretful impression.
I have no idea what kind of artifact you want.

“… Of all the things I’ve seen so far, there’s nothing useful… ?”

Like a holy shield that allows you to spread a wide-area barrier once a day.
Its cutting power is amazing, and it is a famous sword that allows for eccentricities that only cut through the heart.
A magic book that allows you to memorize magic and use it.

There was a lot of equipment that might be needed for a warrior party.
If it were the main character, Luke, and the others, they would have already used up 50 million brushes.
There were so many good things…

Ash waved a leather pouch full of gold coins.
It jingled heavily like a ball full of semen because it had been left for a week.

“Barriers, memorizations, they are all rubbish. I do not need.”
“… Then why did you come?”

He clearly said he would buy an artifact.
The reason I kept walking this distance was to get good equipment.

But what-

“I wanted to find an artifact that increases male virility, but I couldn’t find it.”
“Energy?”
“Because I need to strengthen my puppy’s stamina to get pregnant, I was wondering if there was something… Tsk.”

Ash let out a hint of regret.
It was a pity that I couldn’t find something to boost my stamina.

“The desire to conceive is great.”
“… The dog doesn’t seem to be particularly interested. I feel like it’s good if it works, and if it doesn’t, I can’t help it.”
“…”
“I’m desperate, only I’m desperate.”

Ash narrows his brows and glares at me.
The thorny tone made my hamstrings numb.

“Well, stamina doesn’t mean you become strong just because you want to be strong…”

Different from strength.
Training your cock doesn’t make it grow.

A story outside the human realm.

“I will work hard from today. They said squats are good for stamina.”
“Squats?”
“Invisibility.”

Squats were shown roughly.
Ash seemed to understand.

“You have to do lower body exercises every day. If you can’t walk, I’ll carry you on your back, so don’t take a day off.”
“… They say it’s good to exercise every other day. Give your muscles time to recover…”
“Do you have a long tongue? Do not want to do it?”

Ash’s eyes stare at me.
From the narrowed eyes, I could feel that I was living, not living.

You have to try to get Ash pregnant.
Not to leave it up to Heaven’s will, but to win the fate of pregnancy–.

“I will start today. As soon as I go back, I squat like a dog.”
“… Follow me, because there are a lot of shops I haven’t been to yet.”

Ash pulled on my leash.
It seemed that my determination and commitment were not conveyed properly.

Her stubby face made her stride.
She gave off a pouty tee.

It was absurd that the reason was pregnancy, so I had nothing to say.

Browse the shops one by one.
No artifacts were found for male virility.
Even if I directly mentioned it and asked, he said there was nothing.

The merchants only had a bewildered expression on their faces.

Then the last store.
Compared to the shops on the street that I have been to so far, this shop is definitely lacking.
It was at the level of a hole-in-the-wall store.

It was ruining the beauty of the street.
No joke, it seemed like a demolition order would come.
It was that much of a difference.

Ash gave up her expectations and entered the store, half-disenchanted.
A spooky atmosphere, a shop where something seems to pop out.
The feeling of the artifacts on display is strange.

“… It’s here.”

Ash muttered softly.
Seeing dildos and such openly displayed, hope began to seep into Ash’s eyes.

“Welcome.”

The store owner walked around and greeted us.
She was a scruffy, but quite attractive woman with a voluptuous silhouette.

It was more unfriendly than other stores, but it wasn’t a deduction for Ash.

“A good artifact for male virility. Bring it if you have it.”

Ash ordered.
There was mana in a voice full of anticipation, and it felt oppressive.

The store owner slid the ash and looked at me.
The gaze moved from my face to the dog collar, and I soon finished figuring out what kind of relationship it was.

“There are many, what kind of feeling do you want?”
“Anything is fine. I hope it works as well as possible.”
“It doesn’t matter what form it is?”
“… Form… ? I guess it doesn’t matter. The one with the best performance, no, bring all of them for now.”

The shop owner reacts as if there is an artifact that is effective for stamina.
Ash yelled in her excited face.

The store owner treated Ash as if he were a customer, then went inside.
I brought out the items that were stored in the warehouse one by one.

“Among the things that improve male virility, I only brought out the ones that might suit your taste.”

Each object has an unusual shape.

“This is the shape I want.”

Ash held up one of her artifacts.

Can we call that an artifact?
No matter how you look at it, it wasn’t normal.

It has the shape of a woman’s thong, but something is dangling between the crotch.
Something made in the shape of a cock—

“Hero, there are many ways to improve male virility. Among them, the one known to be most effective is the method of stimulating the prostate gland.”
“The prostate gland.”

The passion for learning is amazing.
Flipping through the artifacts, copying the shop owner’s words.

Prostate gland.
I know which part you are talking about.
I also noticed how to use it.

“You mean I can fuck you with this?”

Ash quickly figured out how to use the artifact.
That you could just poke my ass hole with that…

It was obvious just by looking at how it was made.
There was only one use.

At first, Ash acted as if he knew the tool itself.
As if he had never seen such a type of instrument before—.

The shop owner nodded and continued explaining the product.

“Yeah. Since the penis is made of slime, it is a product that minimizes the resistance you feel when inserting it. The hero can freely shape the penis.”
“Can I make it?”
“Would you like to sculpt the penis part?”

The shopkeeper held the cock part in his hand first.
He ran his hands around and touched them.
Then, slowly, the shape began to stand out.

“I like having big glans.”
“… Wow, the worst?”
“Depending on how you shape it, the degree to which the other person feels it changes. It’s fun to get to know.”

Ash’s face brightened.
The smile in her eyes was full of interest.
It was an expression I hadn’t seen before in the stores I had been to.

The shopkeeper removed his hand from the penis and added an explanation.

“Or you can let the penis take shape on its own. If you repeatedly insert it into this man, it has the nature of slime, so the penis can stimulate the prostate gland on its own.”
“Five… By the way, does the stamina increase just by stabbing it in the back?”
“Putting it into the male back hole stimulates baby seed production. Basically everyone does. It’s meaningless because you can pick anything up to that point.”

As if understanding Ash’s question, the shop owner explained the unique characteristics of this artifact.

“The slime used to make the pennyban is a slime that grew up eating sungrass. Do you know the solar plant? It is an herb reputed to be good for stamina.”
“… Well, there are a lot of smart people in this area.”
“I think so. By endowing the properties of the sunbeam with the characteristics of a slime, creating a tool that can emit the effect of the sunbeam infinitely.”

The two women chatted about an incomprehensible subject.
The combination of the two worked out pretty well.
Feeling the sameness in the eyes exchanged with each other, they soon roll up their lips and smile.

“The slime penis produces yang energy, which is absorbed by the man. I also researched how to absorb it through the penis or testicles, and they say that the prostate gland is the best at absorbing it in the back hole.”

Ash has already bought Pennyban.
His eyes were gleaming with joy, but he didn’t seem like he was going to buy it.

“What about the others?”

Shopping continued.
The shop owner showed me a few other items besides Pennyban.

“This is good too.”
“You mean Aneros?”

Something in the shape of a black moe mountain.
The central peak took on a familiar shape, so it was easy to recognize its purpose.

“This also has similar performance to the Pennyban earlier. Instead, it is very ineffective.”
“How?”
“It’s about 3% of a penny and a half. Even if you wear it all day, it’s not as good as an hour of Pennyvan.”
“It’s not bad though. I don’t know if I’ll settle down later, but right now I have to go around here and there. Rather than Pennyban…”

Ash glanced at me and even bought Aneros.

“Pennyban will be three million soles, Aneros will be two million soles, and a total of five million soles.”
“Here.”

Ash cheerfully completed the calculation.
There was no haggling at all.

The fact that I found the thing I wanted, that was the end.

Ash smiled and left the store.
I followed with weak steps.

The thought of them trying to find their way through my weak holes made my hamstrings tingle.

He slumped as if a heavy load had been placed on his shoulders.
The balls also stretched.

“I want to go back and try it, right?”

I didn’t think the tail of Ash’s mouth would come down.
Unlike me who was gloomy, Ash smiled brightly like a child receiving a new toy.

“… Her relationship with him decided to go to Alfheim, the kingdom of the elves… Do you remember?”

Using Peniban means taking the first experience that you leave behind.
I can’t go through such a terrible experience anymore.
I was warned once.

Ash shook her head.
She said she knew, and told me not to worry.

“Still, Aneros doesn’t matter. It’s not me inserting this, it’s just inserting the instrument.”
“So you’re going to put it up my asshole? Such ignorant things…”
“What do I have to do to get pregnant?”

Ash suddenly took out a pregnancy card and held it up.

“I am a half angel. The blood that runs through my body, half of it is angels. I know that the odds of implantation between different species are extremely slim, but it’s even more difficult because my body is an angel.”
“…”

Ash’s expression darkened.

“By the way, are you just whining about not wanting to put it in, what is it? Even if you try to produce good seeds by improving your stamina even a little, it will not be enough?”
“…”

Ash had a theory.
She showed that the woman who always cursed at her own way was logic.

I have nothing to say.
They say it’s something you have to do to increase your chances of getting pregnant, what more do you need to say?

“No? Do you want to put this in?”
“… No, that’s not necessarily the case…”
“Tell me if you don’t like it. I won’t.”

Ash jerked her head away.
He gave off a hint of pouting and averted my eyes.

A sigh escaped her.

“Okay, because I know.”

I’d rather be forcibly stabbed.
Only when this is the case, Ash hands over the choice to me.

“… Are you going to put it in?”
“Yes.”

A woman wants to get pregnant…
As a man, there’s nothing I can do about it.
Even healthy seeds should be sown well.

‘It’s my hand.’

Ash’s expression softened.
She took the lead with a face similar to the one before, a smile on her face.

We return to the Juteron Mansion.