Chapter 1066 – [The True Story]

As promised with Eden, Eden and I went down there to look around the farmland that Mrs. Kim Ryu-hwa left for Eden during summer vacation.

It wasn’t that far away, but it wasn’t close either. It was a place where I thought it would be a bit difficult to make a day trip, at least considering the time to go and do something like this. Of course, going out early in the morning would be a different story.

Anyway, the place I arrived at was the kind of place that reminded me of the rural scene I was drawing.

“It looks good”

“The land that my grandmother gave me is very large!!!!!”

“So later, when she’s holding a memorial service for her grandmother, we’ll serve something delicious, okay?”

“Uh!!!!!”

In fact, I don’t think there’s much need for ancestral rites, but when else will we do ancestral rites?

Even if my parents’ ancestral rites are held at Cheonryongmun, we have to do it ourselves since Mrs. Ryuhwa Kim has no relatives.

……..I had relatives, but it’s better for us to do it than for them to hold ancestral rites. No, they wouldn’t be able to afford to do it anyway.

What are you guys with dumb legs going to do? After Eden bought it as a curse, her couple would have been handicapped as a pair.

Anyway, we looked around the field. As if it was not the field that Mrs. Kim Ryu-hwa was trying to give to Eden for nothing, it was a very good place for farming among the nearby lands.

Even if it’s not the power of Eden, everything will grow well. It is such a land

“I’m going to grow barley and wheat here and make beer!!!!!!”

“Even if you make it, if you don’t dilute it to the level of barley tea, you won’t be able to drink it.”

“Huh……”

“It’s no use pretending to be sad”

“You should drink a lot when you grow up!”

“Yes, yes, when you grow up, drink as much as you want”

If you taste something like alcohol too early, you can’t use it!!!! How many adults suffer from alcohol addiction?

Anyway, while talking about what to do in this field, Eden and I took a light walk.

……..But then. As we were enjoying our pleasant walk, we suddenly heard a beeping sound from somewhere and felt a foul smell.

“Ugh…The smell of compost”

“Eden farms, but he doesn’t seem to get used to this smell.”

“It’s a physiologically objectionable smell, but who would like it? Oh, I think there are people who like the smell of their own farts.”

“You’re seeing something weird again.”

“It’s not weird!”

Nope, that’s weird

Anyway, we headed to where the smell came from. And we could see a tractor leaving a trailer full of compost there.

What? No, what is it? Is this our land?

I checked again because I wanted something, but this area is our land. However, other people I see for the first time leave their things here, and smelly compost at that.

“Hey, old man!!! Wait a minute!!!”

“Huh? What is it?”

First of all, I caught an elderly man who was driving a tractor and avoiding his seat. If something is misunderstood or misunderstood, it is to correct it.

“Is that compost? But why are you leaving it here?”

“Oh, that’s been like that since the old days. What did you bring with it? But did you come from Seoul? Are you going back to farming?”

“First of all, I am the new owner of this land.”

“Huh? Draw it? Uh, then wait a minute. Let’s talk about this.”

He didn’t even think to take the trailer back, parked the tractor on the side of the road, and then came back to me.

Why is the smell of the truth wafting through? Apart from the smell of compost coming from the side, the smell of the truth is worse.

“Is that Ms. Kim’s relative? Then, first of all, we have to pay for the village development fund.”

“A development fund?”

“Well, I’m the head of this village. I don’t know how much the owner of this land paid for membership fees, development funds, or guidebooks. If you think about that, it’s no big deal to use some land here.”

“Oh yeah”

I just laugh inside. I could see the truth just by looking at it, so rather than thinking about what to solve, I was only thinking about how to get rid of it.

The development fund is a development fund, and other people’s land is someone else’s land, but they use it as they please. It is a phenomenon that comes out when the unique human heart of the countryside becomes selfishness.

“Just pay 20 million won, including the membership fee and village development fund that you haven’t paid for the past 5 years!!!! Then you will be very welcome in our village!!!”

“……….Yes, I understand”

Apparently, Mrs. Kim Ryu-hwa looked at the land, but didn’t see people. Because there were such a group of people around.

Of course, there is a way to solve it by giving money, but when these people know that they have money, it is not a good way because they stick to it more and tear it off.

You have to deal with the truth with the truth.

“I didn’t bring so much money today. I’ll give you my address first, chief. If something happens later, please contact me.”

“Draw, draw. Oh, can I put the compost here? I’m trying to spread it on the field, but there’s nowhere to put it. I’m not farming right now, so it’s not like the person who needs it should use it.”

“Yes, yes, do as you please, and I will go.”

“Take care and watch!!!”

It sounds nice, but in the end, it’s an act of spoiling people who return to farming. No, if it was reasonable, I would have paid the membership fee, but even if it was a relative, it was a different person.

“Dad, what’s wrong?”

“I won’t be able to use the land here for a while. There are things to do with eyes and construction anyway, so let’s leave it alone for a while.”

“What are you going to do?”

“Let’s see… I see that a 20kg bag of fertilizer is about 20,000 won.”

Did you say the dues were 20 million won?

Then, first of all, let’s spread about 20 tons of compost for 20 million won on the field.

Smells like shit!!!!

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The field left behind by Mrs. Kim Ryu-hwa was quite large, but it was not that big compared to a determined farmer. If you spread 20 tons of compost, the smell of dung rises from the entire field.

Thanks to her, as soon as she got to work, she got a call the next day.

“Hello?”

-No, Seoul Youth!!! What are you doing right now?!

“Oh, aren’t you the chief? How did you contact me?”

-What if you turn the field into shit!!!! It just smells like shit all over town!!!!!

“What if the farmer yells at the smell of fertilizer?”

-Fertilizer depends on fertilizer!!!! Pile up the whole field as a pile of fertilizer and hope it doesn’t smell. What is it?!!!!!

“It’s my first time farming, so I thought it would grow well if I sprayed a lot of fertilizer.”

-Anyway, get rid of the fertilizer now!!!! Where is the person who piles up a mountain of some kind of fertilizer?!

“I will farm there. Please put up with the smell of fertilizer.”

-So you should have sprayed it in moderation!!! I know it will take months for the smell to go away!!!! If you don’t clean it up right away, I’ll call the cops!!!!

“Ah, is that so? Let’s call them. Call the police every single time with something that smells like fertilizer in the farming countryside, and it’ll be all right.”

-No, this person!!!!

“Then, did someone who knew about it leave fertilizer on the ground?”

-That’s different from this!!!!!!

“I don’t see much of a difference.”

I scratched his insides while talking on the phone. I wish I could have high blood pressure and become a vegetative person, but I didn’t.

Actually, if you want to do that, you just have to shorten the life curve. I was trying to hurt the opponent, but there was no reason why the opponent shouldn’t retire.

“I’m quitting because I have to work.”

-Seoul Youth!!!!!

“If you’re going to call the police, there’s a separate lawyer nearby, right? Talk to him because he’s a former lawyer with an annual salary of 100 million won.”

To be honest, if you complain about the smell of manure in the fields and call the police, who will be farming in the countryside? It honestly makes no sense whatsoever from the other side.

If you ask if you have accumulated too much fertilizer, you can say that some of them are used in the Garden of Eden. Considering the size of the Garden of Eden, the amount of fertilizer stored there is small, so it is persuasive.

If there is a problem, the lawyer will take care of it. You’ll have to suffer a bit because of the fucking old friends, but it won’t last long, and it’ll be worth it if you work hard and get a lot of bonuses.

And it was two weeks later that Eden and I visited there.

“Hey, it smells like shit…”

“Be patient. I’ll be able to clean up and start farming later.”

The fertilizers piled up in our field were so excessive that not even a single blade of grass could grow, let alone crops grow well. Just like anything that is too much can not be used, fertilizers must be used in moderation to grow well. If you make a field with fertilizer like this, it will not grow.

I’m glad you’re still doing this. I thought I was going to clean up the soil again, but the lawyer threatened to sue me for illegal trespassing on private land.

To see the situation, we passed the fields and headed towards the village. Despite the distance, the nasty smell of fertilizer spread throughout the village, so it was good that it seemed to be working as I intended.

And, as if a village meeting had happened, a large number of people gathered at the village chief’s house. Most of them were old people, as it shows the current rural conditions, but seeing that our lawyer was also present, it seemed that the purpose of the gathering was clear.

“No!!! Lawyer!!!! So when are you going to clean it up!!!!! You haven’t been able to eat properly for days because of the smell!!!!!”

“That’s our customer’s mind. It looks like you bought as many fertilizers as I did to use on your personal farm, but I think you’ll leave it like that for a while, maybe there’s a problem.”

“Oh, Mr. Lawyer!!! Do something!!!! All over the place, I’m saying I can’t live because of the smell of shit!!!!!”

“That’s not something I can do”

“If you say no, the answer is now!”

It’s quite fun to see them chatting and arguing about this and that. All I saw was the atrocities of the village chief, and I wonder if he was causing innocent damage to other villagers, but seeing the village chief’s actions, other villagers couldn’t have done it either.

Even rural people can’t help the smell of manure. Because it is a physiological phenomenon. However, there was no one who spread it in the field or put it near their house.

Maybe we used our land at that time. I’m not farming anyway, so I thought it wouldn’t matter if I used it. It’s a video even if you don’t watch it.

And as soon as I pretended to be there, the village chief frowned and shouted at me.

“Huh? Seoul youth!!!! No, what should I do when he comes back?!”

“What?! Is that him?!”

“This savage bastard!!!!!”

Thanks to this, the hideous atmosphere is concentrated here. Among them, there were people who were surprised by Eden’s appearance, but in the end, they glared at me.

“The atmosphere is quite nasty. What happened?”

“No, you ask because you don’t know that? What if you do something like that and leave it for a few days!!!!!!”

“Then, did someone who knows that put fertilizer on our land?”

“That, that… I don’t even use it anyway, so what’s the point if I leave it for a while!!!!”

“You have the guts to use someone else’s land as you please. Well, that’s it.”

Yes, if you look closely, it wasn’t that it didn’t wear out just because the villagers used it as a public good. It’s enough to get rid of things, and it’s enough to receive an apology or pay for the use.

But it’s even more upsetting that they tried to extort money from us there, saying things like the village development fund.

Even if you start with the welcome, do you pay for the hat first? Even if you think it’s a relative, it’s a different person, but you’re pushing it further?

That mindset is disgusting, so I have to put pressure on it once. If you just let it go, it will keep climbing.

“Did you know that, Chief? The amount of fertilizers that we spread on our fields right now is worth 20 million won.”

“What’s that… No, 20 million won?”

“Yes, chief. It’s the same amount as the village development fund the chief tried to extort from me.”

“Then why did you do this just because of that?!”

“It’s barely. It’s because the chief’s heart is nasty.”

I went in, arguing with him about what he had done.

“They don’t welcome people who come for the first time, but they try to get the money first, and they say that the money is overdue, so they try to take more.

“It’s a sin to ask for a development fund, then?!”

“If the chief didn’t come out like that, I could also build facilities necessary for the village, not development funds. I’m rich enough to just spend 20 million won as a simple retaliation, but that’s easy.”

I am a human being who repays good intentions with good intentions and evil intentions with evil intentions.

So the last time Amelia came running with her gift barrage, she didn’t overdo it. At least she thought the act of giving a gift was good, even if it was good.

If they had welcomed us with country hospitality, I would have shown them sincerity enough. Even if you don’t have to say it, I would have lightly given about 1,20 million won to use as a development fund, and if there was anything that needed repairs to the village facilities, I would have solved it at my own expense.

But they threw that opportunity away. And throwing away that opportunity was his usual behavior.

I will do well as usual, but it is meaningless to regret it only after it is time to pay the price. I’ll let them know enough.

“And if you want to, you can invest more than that. Shall we use our field for fertilizer storage?”

“This bastard!!!!!!”

And in the end, narrow-minded people who can’t win with logic are bound to come forward physically. The chief ran up to me and grabbed me by the collar.

But I don’t budge with that. He’s a farmer, so he’s strong for his age, but if he wants to move me with physical force, he’ll have to bring a supernova explosion.

He groaned as he seemed to be holding on to his neck alone without showing any reaction. I laugh at the chief and provoke him even more.

“You’re old, but you shouldn’t do anything that raises your blood pressure. You can’t even make me move because you don’t have the strength.”

“What?!?! Ugh!!! Uhhhhh…”

At that moment, he suddenly sat down. I wondered if he collapsed because of high blood pressure, but it was just because his back was weak.

What is it, do you have a chronic disease?

“Oh my gosh chief!!! You got a backache again!!!!”

“I went to the Seoul hospital and they said there was no car… Tsk tsk”

“Ughhh, ambulance, please call an ambulance…”

At that time, Eden, who had been taking a step back, sneaked forward and approached the chief.

“Grandpa, have you ever killed an elk with a calf before?”

“Ugh, huh? What, what?”

“The elk mother and her calf are clinging to Grandpa’s waist and chewing on Grandpa’s waist. Doesn’t his back hurt as if he was chewing on something?”

“That, how did you do that……!!!!”

When the village chief heard Eden’s words, he was surprised and made a shocked expression. In response, the other villagers also whisper and look at Eden with surprised eyes.

Something was going wrong with the story.