Chapter 1128 – [Pretty Flowers Attract Bugs]

Me and Shion watched the news about the civil war currently going on in Beijing. I felt like there would be good news with a big smile today, but today was the best news out of all.

[This is today’s news. Chinese President Xi Junping was killed by rebels. He tried to defect to North Korea, but while he was on his way to the airport with a plane heading to North Korea, the helicopter crashed in an accident, but he survived and was soon caught and killed by rebels.]

“Mmmm”

The news ended after something like a heavily mosaic piece of meat was projected onto the screen for a moment.

No matter how much it is, I think it’s because the water level is too cruel to send such a thing to the news for a long time. Thanks to that, I’m not satisfied, so I connect to the Internet on my cell phone and check more detailed information.

There, all the photos of the gruesome corpses that were not mosaics were exposed. In particular, the fat head of President Xi Junping was decapitated and hung as a symbol of the rebels.

– The piglet died so damn wellhaha

– Now that I’m dead, I’m a good Chinesehaha

– But isn’t it a little reckless hatred of China?
Are you Korean-Chinese?

– Anyway, now that China is divided, there are no people who can be called Chinese, no matter where there are people.

– Yes, I guess.

– These days, racism issues abroad are no joke. Especially Asian series. I won’t be able to travel abroad for a while.

– Second-generation Asians are having a hard time. Is Korea better?
ㄴ It’s thanks to the impersonator and the Keter mamang.

– Mg-ae or baby confirmed. Give me the fruit from the Garden of Eden!!!

– Perverted bastards who look at Lori…
ㄴ Hey, he’s small, but his proportions are that of an adult.
B And the age is also an adult. Above all, Jizzi is not a child, so how can she be Lori?
ㄴ Then, is Lori an adult with small breasts?

– If China sucks, shouldn’t we also go north? At this timing or when will it be North Korea George?

-King Gwanggaeto the Great!!! Are you watching!!!!

-The impersonation to North Korea!!!!

There are so many opinions here and there. Well, it was me who saw the picture of the corpse of President Xi Junping, and my stomach went down.

If a guy who looked at the people as dogs and pigs went after all of his family and died miserably at the hands of such people and even suffered insults to his body, it would be one of the best punishments, at least if it wasn’t a brain attack. Thanks to that, me and Shion were also quite satisfied.

“I’m a bit worried about the aftermath, but I’m glad you retaliated against Eden.”

“Do you have a lot to do?”

“In fact, it’s a bit annoying because information on foreign powers who took Chinese money was revealed to some extent while creating a corruption disclosure site.

“Wouldn’t it have been simpler and faster for me to kidnap the head of the Communist Party and roar with Horizon?”

“Isn’t it meaningful for me to do it? I want to take revenge for my child.”

The damage caused by this incident is very large.

The Hanon family has also suffered economic losses right now, and racism among people of Asian descent has increased due to China’s actions, and the Changzhou virus is still rampant and killing people.

As Xion said, there are also problems with corrupt politicians and businessmen who are involved in China. If you think about that, even if China is divided, it will be noisy for a while.

But it was almost finished. If this year goes by and next year, I will be able to finish my work quietly.

My wife and I will suffer. I need to feed you something delicious to look good.

“Dad, dad, dad, dad!”

“Oh, why is that, Eden?”

“Then can I go abroad now?”

“That’s a little later. I should be able to go next year or so.”

The Changzhou virus is still spreading. Keter will reduce that too, but it took time.

It takes that much time to process as much as it spreads. So I had to see it at least until next year.

Instead, I can go during summer vacation next year. There will be a lot of places to go then.

But I had to go even though I was busy. She needs to accumulate Eden’s experience, but that’s because she can make memories just like Eden.

“Hmm, these days I can’t even eat properly with the other kids because of the virus, so it’s kind of like waiting longer.”

“It can’t be helped, my daughter. But you just have to be patient.”

It seems that Eden is also suffering from the virus.

The number of people who died of the Changzhou virus in Korea is not as high as expected thanks to the public threats I made as George the new super-spreader. Thanks to this, Eden was still able to go to school.

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t practice social distancing in preparation for the virus. Eden said that the children’s desks are separated from each other and they sit one space apart when they eat.

Even at the cafeteria in front of the school, there are too many kids to gather and eat.

Especially for self-employed people. Our restaurant already has a small number of tables, but the turnover rate is bad when you try to sit on them. If you were in business thinking about money, you would have a problem.

“By the way, if your store starts to get on the media, your face will be sold, so isn’t it a bit dangerous? What if you find out that you’re a fake?”

“Ah!!!!! Come to think of it, that’s right?!”

“If the store sells fairy tears that are not sold anywhere else, but only exchanged in the game, and is supplied with ingredients from the Garden of Eden, there will be people who will notice the connection.”

“Ji-hee already noticed”

“Have you been caught already?”

“Jihee lived in our house for a while and saw Keter’s face. Then the game is over.”

“Even then, if nothing happened, I think I’m a strong kid.”

“It’s like being separated from your parents and finding yourself. He’s an outstanding kid in many ways.”

Gathering together as a family wasn’t anything special, and it was like that before, but today is the day when a big event has been completed, so my mindset is different.

Thanks to you, I feel like we got together after a while. How can I say, it feels like a normal family atmosphere again?

“Ah, come to think of it, Dad. Jongseong is asking for a Santa girl, when are you going? Not on Christmas Day”

“……Why did you ask that?”

“Among the boys in my class, Jong-seong is the only one who doesn’t care about me, and when I see that, I feel sorry for him.”

“It’s not my fault!!!!!”

“It’s your fault”

“It’s your father’s fault”

“Shion!!!! Eve!!!! You guys too!!!!”

What Eden said makes sense, Eden is now in the 5th grade of elementary school. Besides, she is mature enough to make Eden look like an adult herself, and she is even transcendentally pretty.

It is time for boys of that age to open their eyes to sex. Besides, kids these days have an easy way to access sexual things like the internet, so they’ll be more precocious.

In such a situation, Eden was by her side, so it was strange that her eyes wouldn’t turn. But if there is such a strange child… Isn’t it proof that she likes Eden so much that she doesn’t pay attention to him?

“It seems to be your nature to secretly drop flags regardless of gender.”

“I don’t wear stuff like that!!!!”

“Originally, self-collection is the law that one cannot feel.”

Anyway, if it was as much as Eden said, we had to let go of the settlement. Besides, I had a promise with Jong-seong before, so we had to meet at least once.

“Then I’ll go see you this weekend. It’s hard to meet on weekdays after the vacation is over.”

“Jongsung will like it.”

“Well, I don’t know how that would be.”

It’s a first date, but it’s not meant to be a lover, and if it’s a date that will destroy that first love, I don’t know if it’s good or bad to remember.

Anyway, since this material comes out, I’m curious about Eden’s school life. To be precise, Eden is a love story.

“Eden, are there any boys you’re interested in at school?”

“Are they all just friends?”

“Aren’t there any guys who just want to kiss me?”

“Not really? It’s just all there. And sometimes it looks childish when I see kids doing it, so it’s a bit like that.”

“Originally, a man is a childish creature even if he is big”

“That’s right. A man is a creature that wants to shoot a final vent, no matter how big or small.”

“That’s what I want to shoot too!!!!”

Our Eden knows something. Yes, it’s natural instinct to want to shoot a cool special move.

I also use the wild card like a normal hit, but it’s a cool special move if you use it with a good form. Besides, it’s a sure-killing technique worthy of the name of a special move, but how cool is it?

“Should I make a special move, too?”

“It’s time for Eden to think of you as well.”

“Honestly, the special move is romance.”

It is good for everyone to hide their trump card. Now that Eden has built up a certain level of foundation, it was good to create at least one special move that suits his inclination.

If the foundation is built up to a certain extent, it can be made. I’m pretty curious about what special move Eden will make.

“Oh, Dad. And my kids asked me what’s going on with Keter.”

“How do you know that… Ah, I went with Keter at the sports day.”

Come to think of it, I went with Keter!!!! Aren’t I getting caught out too?!

I was a little worried, so when I thought about it, Eden shook his head.

“Ji-hee unnie was caught living in our house.

“Isn’t there anyone who doubts that Daddy is an impersonator?”

“I asked if only my dad would work in the Garden of Eden where Keter is, and he understood.”

“My daughter is smart.”

“Thanks to this, information concealment will be easier”

“Instead, there are many people who ask me to get Keter’s autograph, and many people who ask if I am a person with supernatural powers.”

“Apart from the sign, how did you do the part of the person with special abilities?”

“I said yes for now. Because you won’t be able to hide that forever.”

“Good job Eden”

It is not yet time for the existence of Eden to be known to the world. That was a later story.

The existence of the Hanon family is not yet known to the world, but now, attention will be focused on her as my daughter. There are good things about that interest, but there are also bad things.

It is too early for Eden to endure such malice. So a few more years, she’s Eden, let’s keep her hidden until she’s an adult.

Only a few years It can’t be hidden forever, but it will be possible with the power of the Hanon family for a few years.

“Anyway, what are you going to do with your date outfit this weekend?”

“No!!!! Why is that all of a sudden?!”

“I can’t tolerate it when the other person goes out on a date, even if it’s a kid.”

“I’m on my way to destroy my first love anyway!!!!”

“That and that are different.”

“These days, the recommended coordination is like this, father.”

“Ah, I like this. There is a wide chest size…… No!!! Don’t casually interrupt and recommend clothes!!!!”

“Dad, Dad, I think it would be nice to wear these shoes”

“Eden is you too!!!!!”

At that time, Kether, who was working in the Garden of Eden, returned.

Of course, since it comes unnoticed by others, there is no need to worry about being found out. Keter, who has become a celebrity, now has to be careful about his every move.

[I’m here!!!! What? What were you talking about?]

“The story of a dating coordination where my dad transforms into a woman and goes to destroy my classmate’s first love”

[It must be so damn fun!!!!!]

“Aaaaa!!!!!”

Come to think of it, except for the pet line in our house, all people are women!!!!

I’m also a man, but the percentage of women is quite high!!! Why is there no one on the side of a man in my house!!!!!

Thanks to this, I was caught by the women in my house and dragged around choosing and trying on various clothes like a doll being played with.

Is this the sorrow of the head of the household!!!! No, something is different.

“As expected, when you’re a woman, clothes that show off your body look the best.”

“Because when my dad is a girl, she looks great, but has a great body.”

“Eden, Eden will be like your father when you grow up”

“Is Chichi growing as big as Keter? It’s better than being small!!!”

“It might be uncomfortable to move, but I still prefer a bigger chest than a small one, my daughter.”

“What are you talking about in front of the kids?”

Anyway, thanks to the girls in my house, my date coordinates came together. Due to her status as Santa Girl, her shirt is red. She and she wore a black skirt and long boots.

Summer is over and the weather is getting chilly, so it’s a warm outfit.

“If the weather is cold, I wouldn’t be wearing a short skirt like this and revealing my thighs in the first place.”

“If you think of cold or fashion, it’s fashion, right?”

“Our Eden is easy-going, but women are still women.”

I even dressed up in a female form with both body and appearance, but I could feel that I was attractive even without narcissism.

Here’s the makeup……. Well, let’s just apply the lotion. The original version is so good that makeup can ruin the original charm.

“Apart from dating, what are you going to do about rejection?”

“She is said to be a married woman. And there is also a lifespan difference.”

“It’s a good excuse, but I don’t know if I’m giving the kid a strange taste.”

“Weird taste~?”

“My daughter, there are people in the world who like a woman who has an owner or someone who is like a mother. It is often called a milf preference.”

“No!!!! What are you teaching a kid?!”

Anyway, preparation for the date is perfect.

When I think that I, who is good at killing people, would also kill the first love of a young boy, my feelings are subtle.