Chapter 116 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

The kids were playing in the yard with the dogs. Since there are three children who are playing in full swing, even the dog, a beast, is exhausted and panting. When I took the ice out of the refrigerator and put it in the water bowl with the ice, I couldn’t breathe and gulped down the water.

“Foxes are also dogs, so if you train them, won’t they listen? That’s why they say foxes are clever or cunning.”

“Isn’t that prejudice born because foxes are curious?”

“Still, isn’t it worth giving it a try?”

Among the three, Yejin is the youngest. Ruri will be an adult next year, and the day after tomorrow, she will be a senior in high school taking the CSAT, and Baekri has even served in the military. Maybe that’s why they treat them as older sisters and older brothers and speak with respect. It’s still too early to say anything.

The three of them reached out and raised their hands to teach the doggie a trick! I said, but the dog just tilted his head and didn’t know what he was doing.

“You can’t do a trick! You’re ugly!”

“Kang!”

“……But it’s cute, so that’s fine.”

Cuteness is a good thing. Even if each person has different fields of attraction or interest, they are all the same in terms of being cute. Some people find bizarre things cute, but at least no one thinks baby animals are not cute.

He’s still a baby fox, so he’s super cute. Of course, she’s a fox even when she’s grown up, so she’ll be cute. I’ll have to take a picture when I’m still young.

“Come to think of it, there’s no alcohol in the fridge. Baekri, go get some beer.”

“Ah, okay”

“I’ll give you my card… Drink what you like, and buy beer and soju in moderation.”

“I am Qingdao!”

“Goding, drink a little bit!”

“I’m only drinking on days like this!”

“Leave it alone. All the kids are force users. One or two cans like accompaniments are fine.”

Even though I’m strict against underage drinking, that’s because alcohol isn’t very good for growth in an immature body. However, even though Yejin and Ruri are both minors, they are force users.

Even if I drink one or two cans of beer, I don’t even notice. Even right now, if you drink a bottle of vodka, you need to drink it to the level that the average person drank a bottle of soju, so beer is just a drink with a unique taste.

Besides, in the old days, water was dirty, so men and women of all ages drank beer instead of water.

“Brother, buy some mozzarella cheese too. I saw earlier, there were clams too. It would be delicious if you sprinkle cheese on them.”

“Okay, anything else?”

“Oh, buy some tempura powder, Baekri. I’ll fry some oysters and shrimp.”

“Fried shrimp with the deception that unmarried people can’t eat it!”

“Then you can only eat Shion with me.”

No, but Ruri, does this guy know the battle because his name is Ruri?

Anyway, I decided to pass the time while preparing lunch. It is said that I made porridge to eat lightly in the morning, but from lunch it is full-scale.

First, boil half of the mussels in mussel soup.

Swoop! And poured the washed mussels into the pot. As it turned out, it had been removed, so I didn’t have to deal with it.

Pour water and prepare radish, soy sauce, green onion, and Cheongyang pepper, and add them when boiling.

While the mussel soup is boiling in one pot, boil the mussels in the other pot. Then, peel off the flesh of the mussels with the lids open, put the fried rice on the shells, and then put the peeled mussels on top again.

This is a Turkish dish called Midiye Dolmas. I ate it deliciously when I went to Istanbul a long time ago, so I tried to make it once. It tastes really good when you sprinkle it with lemon juice.

Then he took out the prawns and cleaned them. In the evening, I decided to take out the grill I used when I went to Mt.

“You can see the future when you touch something? What kind of psychometry are you? It’s amazing.”

“Isn’t psychometry about looking at the past?”

“It’s like that or something. But seeing the future sucks. I wish I could preview next week’s cartoon! Or lottery numbers!”

“I wish I could see that too.”

Yejin was talking with Ruri. I think it’s probably because of the foreknowledge trait… Maybe you heard about it from Baekri? In the first place, she told Baek-ri that Ye-jin had the Wisdom trait, so it wasn’t strange even if she knew.

Maybe it’s because they’re both high school girls, so even though Ruri’s personality is unique, the conversation works. You weren’t just a high school girl, Ruri.

“But why is it a dimensional seismic sensor? Anything else doesn’t respond?”

“That’s right, but…”

“I think we need to gather more information to know that. For now, we are also a mystery.”

Zion answered that part instead. We don’t know either, because he didn’t know.

“But why do you have a seismic sensor at home? Oh, it’s for research?”

“Of course, it’s normal. Dimensional earthquakes are quite rare disasters, but they help us to obtain a lot of information. And if possible, we have them to solve them.”

“Solution? Dimensional Circle?”

“If you leave that alone, it’ll be quite a headache. In terms of people, it’s like scratches, and you can get infected from there…”

“Ah, scratches (dimension scars) are formed, and germs (enemy species) that enter there cause infection (invasion). I knew roughly what it meant.”

“Well, the red species is a really light example. Dimensional quakes are a problem caused by shaking the dimension axis… Fortunately, most of them work externally, so there won’t be any bigger problems.”

People on this Earth may be familiar with dimensional earthquakes, but it’s actually a rarer phenomenon than you might think.

The concept of dimension is too many to count, but even so, I don’t know how astronomical the probability is that such a phenomenon will occur on one planet called Earth. I roughly dropped a drop of water into the sea, and the day will come when I will drink that water?

In the first place, there are many other planets besides the planet Earth in this universe, and among them, only the Earth gives off this shit? It is obviously artificial.

However, it is only a problem when viewed from this dimension, and there are other problems.

“When a dimensional earthquake occurs, it’s like having a hole in the wall of a house. Passers-by can peek through it out of curiosity.”

“It’s a bit reluctant, but isn’t that a problem?”

“…The problem is that sometimes people with bad intentions or just curious people who have nothing to do will come in through that hole.”

Let me give you an example, I was just passing by and there was a house with a big hole in the wall. If you don’t see the landlord (transcendant) there, there will often be guys who want to come in at least once.

Of course, the odds of that happening are pretty low. There aren’t as many transcendentalists who can roam around the dimensional rift, and among them, there won’t be many idle ones enough to roam around here.

It is said that the probability has risen from 0.0001% to 1% just because a dimensional earthquake occurs. If you turn the gacha, you pay hundreds of thousands of won for a 1% chance. So what is the high probability?

“And among those transcendental beings, there are not many people with proper personality. So, if something other than an enemy species emerges from the dimension circle, the best thing to do is to shut up and run away.”

“Sometimes, when something like the 4th dimension pops out, it’s fucking disgusting… The mussel soup is done. Anyone want to season it?”

“Me! Nana! Nanana! Nannannananananana!! Happy Happy Happy Happy World!”

“Is there a CM song?! Anyway, Ruri’s assertion is clear.

“No, to tackle a high school girl’s chest! It’s a war!”

“Shall I teach you gymnastics to enlarge your breasts? It’s very effective.”

“Boss brother, can you help me get ready? Isn’t it hard?”

The stance change is as fast as light and as easy as flipping a coin. It’s great, so you can have a good social life.

At that time, Baek-ri returned from a trip to the mart. I took the frying powder out of the shopping cart and finished preparing for frying.

“Also, shrimp is fried”

“Isn’t that Daeha? Daeha is usually eaten grilled with salt.”

“I’ve already prepared everything”

Salt was placed in a pot, and prawns were placed on top of it and grilled.

This is also delicious, and after you get your hair done, apply only the flesh and eat it, and if you suck only the insides of the head, you can feel the saltiness and savory taste.

Lunch is almost ready. The main menu is the mussel soup and midiye dolmas that I made earlier, plus fried shrimp and fried oysters. Salt-grilled prawns. Most of the menu looks greasy, but so delicious!

“It’s a hearty feast. But are you going to have dinner here again?”

“Then, take out the grill and grill abalone and eat it.”

“The blessings of getting to know the boss’s brother just exploded. I thought it was made in China.”

“I don’t know anything from China that’s good except for cooking.”

Don’t worry though, most of the Red Guards have ruined it!

Where did the knights who knew the morality of the powerful in China go!

Oh, it all died at Tiananmen Square.

China is a country that I would like to visit at least once as a food service worker with numerous cooking methods. Of course, I went often in the past and even reincarnated in a place like Moorim, if not China.

But politics or hygiene… I can only sigh when I see things like that. Or maybe it was a balance patch.

“Yejin, try some fried oysters. It’s delicious.”

“Ah, I’m eating. This is so delicious! It’s crispy on the outside, but I like the taste of oysters on the inside.”

“It loses its flavor even if it’s overcooked. The trick is to fry it properly.”

“I wish I could cook like you.”

“I’ll teach you when I have time”

For a while, the time passed without a word. I peeled the shell of the grilled lobster with salt and gently placed it on the plate in front of Shion.

I’m the type to eat it right away when I peel it, but Xion’s is the type to save it up and eat it all at once later. Sometimes when eating soy-sauce crab, Xion takes off the flesh and mixes it with rice. It’s delicious too.

Come to think of it, it’s almost crab season. When a lot of blue crabs come up in September, I’ll have to soak the crab sauce at that time.

“Crab? Soy sauce crab! Seasoned crab!”

“Why is he like that?”

“When Ruri makes crabs, she goes crazy. She sometimes gets them from her grandmother’s house, and Ruri eats them all.”

“It’s delicious. But seeing that you’re not gaining weight, it’s more like working out hard”

Let’s soak a lot and bring a box to Baekline. It’s just that I’m a little busy anyway, but there’s no difference. Just boil the soy sauce well.

There was a lot of cooked food, but it quickly disappeared as people are people. Rather, I felt like I was lacking a bit.

“Hey, I ate very deliciously. I really need to eat a lot for dinner.”

“I’m still hungry!”

“You’re a fat pig!”

“It’s okay to call me pig, but I can’t stand it!”

“What bullshit!”

In the evening, we plan to grill abalone, conch, and clams on the grill. It is served with sashimi and sea urchin bibimbap. I’ll just explode and die.

It seems that the doggie doesn’t like seafood, so I gave her a piece of leftover beef from the side of the refrigerator. Baked, of course.

It is also used to lose fat, and since it is still a baby, eating meat as it is is not good for the body, so it is necessary to cook it. Even when they were in the wild, they grew up eating their mother’s milk rather than meat, so they can’t eat raw meat yet.

“Kang! Kang!”

“He seems to be in a good mood too.”

“Me too meat!”

“Are you going to steal even animal food?!”

“In front of meat, where are you, me, animals, and humans! If it tastes good, eat it!”

“Baekri, stop your little brother!”

“It’s easy to give up”

“Don’t even think of someone who will marry Ruri and become your brother-in-law!”

“Can Ruri get married?”

“If I grab a guy passing by and ask him to go out with me, I can go out with him!”

“After that is the problem! Do you think someone would ask you to go out with them even if they knew your personality? Not if it’s an alien!”

“Please stop xenophobic!”

“No, sister-in-law why?!”

After all, I cleaned up what I ate for lunch, took out the grill to prepare dinner… As I was doing this and that, the sun was setting before I knew it.

It was summer, so despite the long days, the sun was setting, so when I looked at the clock, it was later than expected. I need to get ready soon.

“Baekri, take out the grill and light a fire. I’ll go out with the ingredients.”

“Where’s the charcoal?”

“Hey, I kept the leftovers in the warehouse. I’ll have to look around.”

“Ruri! Dispatch!”

“Ah, Mr. My oppa is easy on me.”

“There’s no one else to do it but you.”

Baekri took out the grill and Ruri brought out the charcoal. She pours charcoal on the grill and lights it.

But all the people in my house are non-smokers, so we don’t have lighters.

“My hands are shining and howling! I am shouting out to you to enjoy your meal! Shining fingers!”

“No, fire from Ruri’s hand!”

“It’s just using the force to ignite it. If you look at martial arts, there’s something like Samadhi Evolution.”

The last time I went on vacation to Mt. Duryu, I used that method too.

Light the fire and heat up the grill to some extent, then put the trimmed abalone, clams, or prawns on top. Chiik, and the sound of water flying away is heard.

While it was cooking, I took out grouper or croaker sashimi and ate it together. There were a lot of people, so the amount of sashimi was quite large, but it was all eaten quickly.

“Hey! It’s against the rules to take three points at once!”

“It’s said that it’s tantalizing to pick one piece at a time! Traditionally, it’s best to pick up three pieces of sashimi, dip it in vinegar, and eat it!”

Yes, Ruri, you spoke well. To be honest, I can’t wait to pick one up and eat it. It’s not as expensive as blowfish sashimi.

I know how to cook puffer fish myself, but… The problem is getting the puffer fish itself. Even if you can get it by fishing, there is a limit.

Blowfish is delicious, but it’s better to just go to a specialty store and eat it. No matter how good I am at cooking, it’s not like I can ignore people who have devoted themselves to one field for decades.

As time passed, everything that was put on the grill was cooked. Cut the abalone in moderation, remove the shell, and eat it as it heats up. Hmmm… Even seasoned with salt, it’s delicious.

Oysters there! Cave! Cave!

“The taste of eating the stone flower with the lid open is also excellent.”

“Where is the lemon? Lemon”

“I made a sauce by mixing wine and lemon in the refrigerator. It’s like the soy sauce there, so try it. It’s delicious.”

Seokhwa’s raw oysters are delicious to eat as they are, but they are delicious with sauce. You might think of something like chojang, but unexpectedly, wine sauce goes well with it.

In the first place, when going abroad, oysters are a high-end food ingredient, so it is standard to eat them with wine. Even in the days of Rome, it is an old tradition that oysters were eaten with wine.

Yejin was inhaling oysters more than Ruri. I think I prefer raw oysters rather than cooked ones.

“Now, let’s eat rice! Here’s sea urchin bibimbap!”

“Wow! Yangpoon Bibimbap!”

“Bibimbap is big, and the more you mix it, the better it tastes.”

I put rice in a large spoon at home, put lettuce and vegetables, and only sesame oil and seaweed. There is nothing much more involved.

Sea urchin bibimbap tastes good just with sea urchin, so it’s delicious even without vinegar.

“But it’s a bit too much to put all the sea urchins in.”

“Then I left it…”

“Here is the living point, at that time add more rice”

“No, there’s a reverse idea?!”

After rubbing it as it is and taking a bite, the scent of the sea urchin came up, and it was very delicious. There is no such thing as heaven when you drink a glass of soju.

“It’s done, everyone put a bowl on it”

“The president’s brother doesn’t know what to do! It’s the best thing to eat while mixing in a bowl!”

“Ah, yes”

At Ruri’s words, everyone just took a spoonful out of the spoon and started eating. Even though the amount of rice alone was close to 10 people, it took less than 20 minutes to empty the large spoon with 5 people who had already filled their stomachs with other things.

Today is the day everyone becomes a pig. Ah, thinking about it, next time I should eat pork belly.

“Thanks to hyung, I ate today. It’s been a while since I took good care of my body.”

“I have to work well in the future. To be the boss”

“Oh right”

I am leaving for Atlas Georger England from tomorrow. I don’t know how long it will be, but I’ll have to struggle for a while.

…….Aaaaa Get rid of the eel jelly, you bastard!