Chapter 1211 – [The Changing World]

It’s been pretty quiet since Keter used his hand. Well, I don’t know what they’re going through, but maybe they’ll react because it’s not very good.

In the meantime, I decided to go on as usual. Before work breaks out, each of us at home has work to do.

[Oh, fun fun fun]

“It’s so sad when you can’t eat even though you’re sick. Besides, it’s not like you can’t afford to eat, so it’s all the more so.”

“Both of them are Gaia records, so don’t talk only about yourself and tell me a little bit.”

[I was just watching them for a while. Everything you eat rots or rots, so you won’t be able to get enough nutrients and you’ll have a hard time.]

“It’s like Midas’ hand, Dad”

“Midas’ hand?”

I think it was Greek mythology. The story of why everything you touch turns to gold.

King Midas, who made a wish to the god, gained the ability to turn anything he touched into gold, but he couldn’t eat because of it and eventually turned his own daughter into gold.

Depending on the tradition, some end with a happy ending, or some have a bad ending with even the self turning into gold.

Well, either way, excessive greed leads to anger. It’s still the same

“When all the people who tried to kidnap Keter tried to eat, the food rotted in their mouths and the water was so gritty like water with lots of limescale in it that it was painful to drink.

“But if you think about modern medicine, you won’t die of starvation. Even a vegetable person can’t eat it, but they keep their breath alive for ten years.”

“It’s different from being able to pass food to the stomach somehow. Even if you eat something like porridge, the porridge will rot, so how do you eat it? Ah, if you can’t stand the smell of rotten food, I’ll eat it somehow.”

“I’ll get a stomachache instead”

[If it’s not something like protein synthesized in a laboratory, anything you eat will taste rotten. Everything that is affected by the soil and water of the earth is under the influence of the curse]

“Not being able to eat doesn’t mean simply starving. There will be as many seats as you have, but if you can’t do that, you’ll be in big trouble. Even at a simple party, you’ll drink something, whether it’s alcohol or water, but if you can’t do that, troubles will bloom.”

“Erotic matters?”

“Uh huh, Eden isn’t using your words like sex drip”

“What did you mean by that?”

“There’s nothing he can’t say to his father.”

[Leave it alone, because it seems that the sexual curiosity of puberty is revealed as a sex drip. Since the child is precocious, I don’t think he will show the unstable personality unique to puberty, but that level should be treated as aegyo.]

“I don’t think you will suffer because of puberty, but do you think you will suffer in a different way?”

The most important thing to consider while raising a child is the period of puberty.

Of course, you have to be careful even when you are young, but by the time you reach puberty, your child knows to some extent what goes on in the world. In addition, the sensitivity is also enriched……. Thanks to this, the child should be cared for and educated not to go astray.

I’d like to think it’s difficult, but it’s surprisingly difficult. At that time, it is easy for picky kids to hear what their parents say as nagging or harsh admonitions, and even if they go astray, they think they are right and go ahead.

If we let it go, they will stray, and if we educate them, they will not listen. So it’s hard to figure out that line.

Usually, parents raise one or two children, so it must be difficult to figure it out with just one or two. I’ve had a lot of kids, so I’m pretty accurate in making judgments based on that experience.

[Ah, looking at it, I think these guys will invade the Garden of Eden?]

“Are you crazy to come in, wanting to search? Doesn’t it look like you can’t see anything like a drug lord?”

If you come, you will be torn apart by me… You can’t believe that you’re trusting insignificant troops, are you?

In the first place, the Garden of Eden is not a place that will collapse just because of war. The intertwined tree trunks erected as the outer walls of the Garden of Eden look brittle and burn easily, but they are strong enough to withstand missile bombardments.

At least you can get in if you jump over it, but… That’s a trap in the first place. When you come in, it’s a row of corpse mushrooms.

In any case, you cannot physically do anything, let alone enter the Garden of Eden in the usual way. I wouldn’t even bring a nuclear bomb.

[But they don’t seem to know that]

“……Wait. There’s something strange about the nuance. Hey, no way.”

[Certainly not a serial killer!!!]

“Gaeto line is real”

No, a nuclear bomb? A real nuclear bomb?

Isn’t it too much to go out? Drug dealers, where did the nuclear bomb come from?

“Someone must have stole something that was developed in Africa in the past. And among the people involved in this terrorist abduction case is the African dictator. He said he was armed, so he just gave it away?”

“Even an earthworm wriggles if you step on it.”

[Earthworms are good people who make the land rich, but it’s rude to compare them to such people]

They are idiots who tried to terrorize and kidnap the Nobel laureate from the beginning. I should have thought that I could do even better if I pushed on those fools.

But trying to bring a nuclear bomb is really crazy. What are you going to do after work? Oh, are you trying to commit because you don’t think?

“Tell me when they’re moving. I’ll come and take care of it.”

[I can do it alone!!!]

“I want to be George”

“Ool, what does it mean for you to deal with people who have grudges against Keter?”

“There’s no particular meaning?! Keter is also a family member, so that’s enough!!”

“So, exactly, how are the family relationships? Except for the daughter.”

“…….Younger sister?”

[I’ve never had an older brother of the Great Demon King… Oh, come to think of it, the older sister of the Great Demon King has never been.]

“Your dad can be your sister too.”

[Strictly speaking, I’m not the younger sister, but the older sister. Even if I’m reincarnated, I’m older than your father!!!!]

“Yeah, I wish I was older.”

“Come to think of it, my mom is older than her dad.”

Shion is older than me, but I think she is roughly 2 years older than me. Based on transcendental and transcendental species, the number of digits seems to go over hundreds or thousands, so I don’t count.

Keter is also the best Lu-Beana, so it’s only natural that he’s older than me, but why are Shion and Keter both childish?

“Anyway, even if a nuclear bomb explodes, I can cover it, so if you want to come, come.”

“Dad, what about radiation?”

“If daddy wants to, he can do it without even knowing it exploded right in front of his nose, Eden.”

“Wow!!! Daddy is so hot!!!!”

[If there is any radiation left, I can handle it.]

“Other than that, if I called my mom, I’d say she’d like it and eat it.”

“Ah, now that I think about it, it wouldn’t be bad to have my wife take care of herself after a while.”

If I catch it before it explodes, the government will make noise, so I have to give it to them, but if it explodes, I think I can suppress the explosion with my psychokinesis and give it to Zion while leaving the radioactivity.

Because you have power, your mindset is different. Is a nuclear bomb exploding better than not exploding? At least if it explodes, the government won’t ask for it, so it’s not enough to just pull out the radiation and be proud.

“But is radiation delicious?”

“Ugh, if you try to eat something like that, you can’t use it. Eat it later when you’re older”

“Hing”

Anyway, I decided to leave the problem as it will happen soon. Time will solve it anyway, and you can know when they’re diving from space or when they’ll attack, so you can be prepared.

In the meantime, do normal household chores. Eden was especially excited about going to the amusement park with the kids this time.

“Okay!!!!! Finally going to the amusement park!!!!!”

“Winter vacation, and now it’s the end of the year”

“I’m determined to come and play with the kids. I’ll go in the morning and play until the evening!!!!!”

“Please come and play to your heart’s content. Mom would like to rent an amusement park personally and let you play.”

“She knew how to say that”

And the day came when Eden went to the amusement park.

Even though it’s a weekday, Eden, who doesn’t have to get up early because he’s on vacation, wakes up 3 hours earlier than the opening time of the amusement park to prepare.

I eat early morning and wash up……..I’m going out to play, but I wear practical clothes, not flashy ones. It’s December, so it’s cold, so I can’t wear it lightly, but I wore it so it wasn’t uncomfortable to move around.

If it were like other kids, he would wear padding, but Eden doesn’t get cold thanks to the protection and blessings of the Absolute of Nature and the Nature Road. If you look at it, it didn’t show that it was that cold in the Ice Age Apocalypse Luline before.

Thanks to this, Eden, who was able to move easily and was dressed relatively lightly, was fully prepared.

“Oh, Dad. Braid my hair.”

“Up to the head? Our Eden seems to be expecting a lot”

“It’s a pity if your hair gets in the way while riding the rides.”

Eden tends not to take care of his hair. To be precise, she didn’t do it because she didn’t want to.

That’s why, when asked to go get a haircut, they freak out and most of them don’t even think about fixing it unless it’s something special, just trimming it at home.

Well, even if it’s not cutting it, our Eden’s hairstyle is always straight. Rather, it’s because that’s how it usually looks, so it’s the default, so I’m used to it.

I braided Eden’s hair into a braid. Our Eden had thick hair, so it seemed like it would take a while to braid it, but I was good at this kind of thing myself, so I was able to do it right away.

“Oh!!! Braid hair!!!”

“It’s a braided hair that has to be braided. If you leave it alone, it’s just normal braided hair.”

“What’s the difference?”

“When you wear a daenggi, you announce that you are a bachelor. You know why, when you grow up, a man wears a topknot and a woman puts on her hairpin?”

The adult standard here is not necessarily marriage. If you think you’ve become an adult, even unmarried women wore hairpins.

If you live as an old bachelor or an old virgin without getting married, you won’t have to wear braids until you die. If you had to get married to be able to wear a topknot and a hairpin, what kind of adult hurdles are you talking about?

Anyway, the image itself of Eden with braided and trimmed hair, not the usual straight hair, was different.

What should I say……. Normally, I feel innocent, but now I should say that I look a little more mature.

“I’m not fake milk, I’m real milk!!!!”

“I really don’t know how to deal with the father who listens to his daughter when he has sex.”

“I’m doing this because I want to see my father in trouble.”

“My daughter has a bad personality”

She even tidied up her hair anyway, so the preparations were mostly finished.

Eden takes care of the rest of the necessities. Actually, she only needed to pack her wallet, so she didn’t have much to pack, but she was Eden. She opened her wallet and checked the contents inside, looking for anything missing.

“Let’s see, cash, checks, cards, passports I took just in case…”

“It’s true that Eden has to bring his passport when he goes out.”

“It’s because I’m still in elementary school, so I don’t have an ID. Later, when I become a middle school student, I’ll get a student ID, so I’ll just have to carry it. Oh, and”

“And what?”

“Condom”

“Why are you carrying something like that?!?!?!?!”

“It’s a joke”

“……Uhh, Eden.

You can think of her as the last parent who even interferes with her daughter’s sex life, but Eden is an elementary school student. Contraception is important, but the problem is that elementary school students have to use condoms in the first place.

Eden’s sex drip seems to be evolving day by day. Her heart stopped for about a second when she heard that. Not joking, really.

Physical activity is meaningless to her anyway, but she is said to be shocked by that much.

Anyway, Eden finished her preparations and slowly went out. Maybe she’s about two hours before the amusement park opens, but it’s just the right amount of time considering she’s going through transportation and waiting to go.

I wonder if I’m going too early, but the amusement park is usually crowded even on weekdays. It’s hard to get in unless you arrive at least an hour early.

“Then let’s go!!!!”

“Okay, have a good trip”

“Please ask for a souvenir when you come”

“Eve, wouldn’t it be better to go and buy it yourself later?”

“It’s a different feeling to receive a gift”

“Okay!!! Then I’ll buy it myself!!!!”

Eden goes out and the atmosphere in her house becomes quiet. There’s Eve, but maybe it’s because she resembles Shion, so she’s not the loud type.

Soon, Shion also wakes up. She says that beauty is a sleepyhead, then our house, Shion, is the princess in the sleeping forest. In my family, I wake up late, so I woke up now.

“Oh, is Eden gone? Shouldn’t she have woken you up before then?”

“When Eden woke up, she woke me up, but she said she would sleep for 10 more minutes and then kept sleeping.”

“I still wanted to see my daughter leave.”

Shion ate breakfast with her sleepy eyes. Eden is finished eating, so there is not much left over, but Eden is the standard, and the remaining amount is enough for our family to eat.

Shion spoke to her while munching on a thick sandwich made with ham, eggs, and lots of vegetables.

“My daughter is all grown up. She goes to play by herself using public transportation.”

“Wait, you say you’re going to take the subway without a car?”

“I thought it would be fun”

“I think a strange guy will stick around on the subway again.”

“I’ll do well on my own. Aren’t you going to be a middle school student next year?”

“I’m only a middle school student”

Now, in a few days, Eden will grow a year older and become a middle school student.

Time really flies And after 6 more years she won’t be an adult. Of course, only age is an adult, and I don’t know if I’m an adult mentally, but I’ll know that later.

“I think it will feel new when Eden becomes an adult.”

“That’s right. Something must be sad.”

A child’s growth is both a welcome and regretful thing for her parents.

Still, which one is more, it’s also a welcome side. Because it is good for children to grow up.

“But the sex drip of carrying a condom in your wallet is a bit like that.”

“No!!!!! What bastard is the opponent!!!!!!”

“I thought so”

It’s no joke what kind of sex drip you’ll be playing when you grow up later. Aside from talking about it, let’s pray for Eden’s acquaintances who will hear it.

God-Ruri-Ruri!!!! It’s all because of you!!!!!

God-Ruri-Ruri: It’s not my fault!!!! Sex drip is the realm of the god of drip!!!!

Ah, the Ruri-Ruri network line that I thought was cut off before?!?!