Chapter 1232 – [Kingdom of the Apes]

The encounter with the vending machine robot, which would stimulate childhood trauma, seemed welcome to everyone else except me. In particular, Eden snoops around to see what’s in the oven.

Looking at that, it is very satisfying to see that he is still a child even though his body is an adult. A little reluctant, but a little better.

“Then, shall we do a moon cheese mukbang in earnest?”

[The cosmic radiation in this area has been dealt with, so you can eat it!!!]

“I want to try moon cheese with cosmic radiation in the future, just as it is delicious to eat cheese that is fermented with maggots like Casu Marju.”

“In fact, Eden seems to be able to digest radioactivity if you use your conversion ability well…”

“Five!!!!”

“But there are still a lot of problems, so eat when you are bigger”

“Huh…”

Eden’s transformation ability converts all food eaten into ether. If that process goes in, maybe Eden will be able to turn everything he ate into ether. Even if it’s not radioactive, but indigestible.

However, radiation intake is different from that. I don’t know what effect it will have while ingesting it, so I didn’t want to let it eat now, at least until later.

“Radioactive raw cheese is for grown-ups”

[Hanon kids like radioactivity, so if you eat them, you might feel a burst of acidity.]

“How did you know? I feel that cosmic radiation aged with cheese also has a flavor.”

“I think it’s the same whether I’m treated with radiation or not. Is it because my taste and sensitivity are different?”

There’s no way I can see the taste of a human and Hanon from the same perspective.

Anyway, we started to enter the moon cheese mukbang in earnest. First of all, I had to cut the cheese to eat, so I had to cut off the outer shell of the moon made of this cheese, which was almost rock-hard.

“If it wasn’t for my psychokinesis, I would have had a hard time.”

“If you try to cut a material that is as hard as a rock with a hot wire, it melts to the surroundings and causes problems.”

With my telekinetic powers, I cut off a stalagmite-like piece of cheese sticking out nearby. It’s big, the size of our forearm, but there are a lot of people and Eden has it, so there’s no need to worry about leaving it behind.

Then, spread a mat in a suitable place to create a picnic atmosphere… And take out crackers on it.

“Moon cheese is definitely crackers.”

“It looks so delicious!!!!!”

I sliced ​​the cheese and put it on crackers. Well, Wallace and Gromit say they ate it with something as thick as their knuckles, but in reality it is salty.

Anything in moderation is good, so I sliced ​​it thin to match the taste of the crackers. However, it won’t have a big impact on the taste.

I was going to add something else on top of it, but it was important to taste the cheese first. Soon, the cheese crackers are ready and my family starts tasting the moon cheese.

“I will enjoy this food!!!!!”

[What kind of taste is this!!!!]

The taste of the local moon cheese is like Emmental cheese. Why is there a cheese that Jerry often eats in Tom and Jerry? It’s a hole drilled through.

It’s soft and savory, and it has a unique scent of cheese, but it also has a subtle flower-like scent. The flavor is great, so I pour the wine I brought and take a sip.

“Mmmm, where’s the cheese? Wensleydale?”

“Are you reproducing the original? If it’s this taste, I think it’s probably similar to Emmental cheese.”

“Other places or deeper places taste different”

“That’s awesome!!! Then you’re saying that the sea tastes different where you eat?! It must be so delicious!!!!!!”

The size of the moon made of cheese was enormous. It is probably several times larger than Earth’s moon. Life could have lived if it wasn’t made of cheese…

Anyway, since it’s that big, of course, each part has a different taste. In the first place, what we are eating right now is the indicator part, so it is hard. Maybe the inside contains melted cheese due to high pressure.

But now that I think about it, I don’t know if this is bad. No, since it was not affected by cosmic radiation, isn’t it a problem to be concerned about in the first place?

Gently stir, cut another cheese column far away and bring it. And when I ate it this time, it was different from before, and I felt the nutty scent of eating nuts, not the scent of flowers.

I really like it when I eat it with wine. You can feel the distinctive pungent scent of cheese, but it blends with the scent of wine, so the flavor explodes even more.

[This is also delicious. Try it with wine

“I can just explore here for a while and make a cheese map!!!!”

“Where do you mean what cheese tastes like? That sounds like fun. Leave the map to me.”

Children show excitement at the thought of exploring in full swing. Seeing Eve do that, it seems that Eve is also a child.

I quietly asked Shion so that the children could not hear.

“You already have a map?”

“I don’t want to ruin children’s innocence”

“I thought so”

First of all, I packed quite a few cheeses that tasted like Emmental cheese around here. If you make fondue with this, it will be delicious, so I’m saving it for later.

Oh, just in case, the fondue that authentic Swiss people eat is actually quite unappealing to Koreans. What can I say, maybe it’s because the smell itself from the fondue mixed with cheese and wine is quite unique. You can think of it as similar to eating Cheonggukjang.

Some people do not like cheese because of its original smell. Can’t help it when you think about it However, the people in my house don’t seem to be worried because their taste is not simple Korean. Or you can make it different.

After that, we went on a planetary exploration with the children. The vending machine robot follows us as it moves around.

It’s not really just walking, so it moves fast. After all, none of these people are ordinary people, so movement speed is not an issue for anyone. At least, Eve is the weakest in terms of ability, but I just have to carry that on my back.

“Oh!!!! There’s a cave over there!!!!!”

[Why is there a cave on a planet made of cheese?]

“Isn’t it a hole made by a meteorite or something colliding?”

“Ah, it could be. Then there’s cheese from a deeper place down there? Let’s go!!!!”

And we entered the cheese cave made of meteorites. Because there is no atmosphere, the inside of the cave is not melted, but rather broken and drilled. Thanks to this, you can see the cheeses sharpened in the middle.

It was a fairly deep cave and the slope was steep, so it wasn’t long before I entered it, but it seemed that I had already come down dozens of meters from the ground. And the smell of cheese was fading.

“It’s all cheese, but I don’t know why the smell fades.”

“The one deep inside must be called soft cheese. It will have a rich taste.”

The ground we walk on is also soft enough to feel the elasticity. Considering that on the ground, hardness, not elasticity, was felt, it can be seen that the lipid has become softer.

And when we arrived at the end of the cave, a dark yellow cheese that reminded us of gold greeted us.

“Looks delicious!!!!!”

“What does this cheese taste like? It’s a soft cheese from deep underground, so will it taste similar?”

They sneakily cut off a nearby wall and share a piece with each other. However, the cheese here had a taste that could not be compared to the cheese of the earth unlike the cheese of other places.

It has relatively little scent, but it’s not gone, but I can feel the fruity scent as soon as I put it in my mouth. This fruit is……Apricot? Plum? Anyway, it’s like a cherry tree.

In addition, there is also a slightly yogurt-like acidity. It’s not to the point of being annoying, but it’s a pleasant acidity. Then it melts softly and melts in your mouth… The salinity is quite low. It’s not that there is no salty taste, but the salty taste of this cheese was highlighting the sweetness, just as the bitter taste of chocolate highlights the sweetness.

And as a result, the taste is intense. Perhaps thanks to the condensation of the flavor inside this star, a strong taste was hidden in this soft cheese.

“It’s delicious, but this looks like dessert, not for cooking.”

“I think so. But I think it would be delicious to put in a salad like this.”

“It looks pretty good, let’s take some and cook!!!”

After tasting for a while, we soon packed a lot of cheese from this side as if digging in the cave. Fortunately, this one is soft and very comfortable.

Even after we came out of the cave, our cheese exploration was not over. After that, he climbed a huge mountain of cheese in the distance and mined the cheese at the top.

“Oh, this one tastes like raclette cheese.”

“I know that. You mean the one where you just scrape the melted cheese out with a knife and sprinkle it over potatoes or meat?”

“The name of the dish is Raclette, which is similar to that. Anyway, Yesto, pay for the meal.”

[If you can eat food, that kind of hardship is not a big deal]

We melted the cut cheese with the help of Yesto. The top of the loaf was melted to a point where it was slightly blackened, and then it was scraped and poured over the steamed potatoes.

Melted cheese drips down. The viscous but liquid cheese mixed with the potatoes gave it a very appetizing appearance.

“The smell is stronger than expected”

“Cheese is inherently a smelly thing. If you heat it up, it will come out even more. Cheese is also a fermented food in the first place, so there’s no way it won’t smell.”

“I think it’s fine as long as it tastes good.”

“That’s right”

“The father and daughter are the same as a pair”

It’s a plate with lots of cheese, so there’s more cheese than potatoes. If you eat cheese with potatoes in moderation, the steamed potatoes are chewy and savory, and the greasy and salty taste of cheese catches the liver.

As Eve said, it smelled pretty good, but it was so delicious that I didn’t mind it. Thanks to that, Eden was terribly overeating.

She eats everything from carbohydrates, such as potatoes and fats, to cheese…. As her father, I am pleased to see that she does not worry about gaining weight even after eating a lot of dishes that a normal woman would be afraid to eat.

Yes, our Eden eats a lot. Because such a blessed constitution is not easily born.

“No, I’m gaining weight too, but I don’t really worry about eating.”

“Where does my daughter gain weight?”

“In the chest and ass”

“I want to grow that big too. I want to quickly release the limiter on this body.”

“You still have a few more years to solve it. Study hard in the meantime.”

Before long, we even make fondue. In addition to the cheese you brought earlier, add wine to melt the cheese. Oh, I wonder if it’s just melting, but a catastrophe can happen, so you have to put something that can melt. Otherwise, it will get stuck and it’s no joke.

Some people don’t like the smell, so we prepared a fondue made with lemon juice instead of wine. Cheese and wine are a good combination, but mixing them together and melting them results in a taste that you don’t like or dislike, but lemon juice is a little better.

If you ask why it is lemon juice, it is because it is more delicious because it has acidity in fondue. If you look at it, the original wine is also sour, right? So that’s it.

Anyway, I put meat, potatoes, bread, etc., On a skewer and eat it with a fondue made by melting it. As the cheese stretches, an appetizing sight is shown, and in addition to that, the taste is great.

“The taste is unexpectedly strong.”

“Cheese has a stronger taste the longer it ages, and people like it because of the smell it gives off. Looking at it, it’s rare to find people who don’t like mozzarella cheese, but there are people who don’t eat aged cheese.”

“It’s still delicious… Oh, the bread is missing.”

“Then Eve is the penalty.”

“Are there any penalties?”

“Eating something like fondue is like a game. If a woman misses an ingredient while eating, she kisses the person next to her. Conversely, if the man misses, she passes a glass of wine.”

“It’s a pretty fun punishment. But isn’t that only good for your father?”

“Looking at it, there are Zion and Eden next to me. Ah, thinking about it, it’s been quite a while since Eden kissed me.”

“Uh… Now that I think of kissing myself, it’s a little like that. It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just something embarrassing.”

“Eden, you must have reached puberty too. In the old days, I always kissed you on the cheek because I liked you.”

“Gyaahiah!

…….Remember? It sounds like you remember what happened back then.

I knew that Eden had a good memory, so she had a good memory, but she couldn’t believe that she remembered the old stories at that time…….. Of course, she was still young, so I don’t know when she becomes an adult, but Eden still has her mother’s hair. It seems like a resemblance.

Honestly, every time I think about it, I breathe a sigh of relief. If her hair looked like mine, maybe Eden would have been a child with more hands than she does now.

“Cheese is so delicious. I want to eat it every day”

“I’ve saved up enough to eat for a while, so it’ll be fine.”

“If my daughter stays here, how long will it take for this star to disappear?”

“Ah, no matter how much Eden eats up an entire planet, it will take a long time. It’s not a matter of how much you eat, it’s a matter of time.”

“Hmm, if you eat it every day, wouldn’t it take about 100 years?”

“Even if it’s expected, only 100 years?!”

The sound of eating a satellite that is several times larger than the moon in just 100 years seems absurd, but it is scary because it seems possible in Eden.

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Eden later eats it up as if he were sucking in and absorbing it like a pink alien from a certain game. It’s no exaggeration to say that the universe is in the stomach when Hannon’s traits are awakened, so they should be similar in ability.

[Aren’t absorption and copy abilities bloody?]

“Uh huh, I’m not talking about other people’s daughters like that.”

“Reminds me of Lulu. If we eat a lot this time, I think we can win.”

“No, it’s strange that a human and Bloodier have such a confrontation itself, Eden.”

Anyway, after a delicious meal, and having packed a lot of dal cheese to take home, we decided to go back. There was still a lot of travel itinerary left, and there were many places to go and things to do.

I’m sorry, but it’s okay. Because I can come again next time. Anyway, Zion is managing it, and a planet this big won’t suddenly disappear in an instant. Maybe Eden will eat it over and over again.

“I have to come again next time!!!!”

“Okay, let’s cook something more delicious next time. We’ll have to start with the cheese we brought.”

“See you next time Dal Cheese… No, Cheese Dal? Speaking of which, does this place have a name?”

“I put an identification number on it, but I didn’t give it a specific name. I tried to put it on Wallace or Wensleydale, but it seemed a little off.”

“Then can I put it on?”

“My daughter, do whatever you want.”

In time, Eden, after thinking for a moment, gave her name to the moon made of her cheese.

“Chandra. Now this star’s name is Chandra.”

“It’s pretty good for my family’s naming sense”

“Isn’t it because you didn’t make it with your own originality?”

“It could be”

Chandra. It was a word meaning the moon decorated on Vishnu’s forehead among the various treasures that came out of the churning of the sea of ​​milk, one of the important events in leadern mythology.

As it is a product made by churning the sea of ​​milk, the name given to it is a moon made of cheese, which suits the situation very well. Coincidence like this is pretty funny.

“Oh, come to think of it, next time I come, I’ll make a house that I can eat by stacking them with cheese blocks!!!”

“It’s not a candy house, and daddy said you shouldn’t play with food, right?”

“You can eat it all after making it.”

“……Then I have nothing to say.”

Wait, so you’re saying you’re going to eat a whole house’s worth of cheese?

The more our Eden eats, the more……. Ah!! It’s so so scary!!!!