Chapter 1303 – [New Advent]

The number of people staying at our house has increased by five, including Gat-Ruri-Ruri, Yushin, Spotted, Bastet, and Susano-san, so it was only natural that the house would become noisy.

At least Mary is out because of work, but more people have increased than decreased. Each of them had a strong personality, which made it all the more disgusting.

“We’re having a barbecue party tonight, so if each of you wants something to eat, tell us now.”

“Wow!!!! Then I’m beef!!!!”

“I am beef too.”

[If there is no meat to hide, I hope there is meat with bones]

“I want to eat fish!!! Ask for blue fish!!!”

“I eat everything in moderation, so take care of yourself”

Shindo is a human being, so he has different tastes, but it wasn’t too difficult to match them.

So in the evening, I was able to spend a pretty fun barbecue party. We didn’t do anything alone, so I called Jihee. To be honest, I wanted to invite Si-hyeok’s family too, but… Si-hyeok’s son, Soo-hyeok, was the problem, so I couldn’t.

If that child, who is still a child, attends a party like this and later goes somewhere and talks about it, the situation in our family is exposed, so it’s hard.

Eating together in the Garden of Eden. There are people who work in the Garden of Eden, and they also bring their families to eat together, so it’s okay. It’s just that if I eat with the gods, I’ll soon be exposed as an impersonator.

The easiest way to stop people’s mouths is to kill people, but no matter how much I’m a bad asshole, I can’t touch the child of the person who took care of me like my older sister.

Anyway, we have a barbecue party in the front yard of our house. It’s quite noisy and there will be problems when people pass by, but that part is okay because the gods put a separate cognitive disorder on it.

“Beef Marshmallow”

“Ah!!!! That’s what I baked!!!!”

“What do you mean, eat first?”

“When I said I wanted to eat blue-backed fish, I wonder if it would be too much to bring a whole tuna?”

“Leave it alone, because the daughter of this house ate a lot and needs that much.”

“Even if there are people, can you eat hundreds of kilos of tuna?! It’s like a bloody one!!!!”

Everyone eats what they like and spends a delicious barbecue party time. The god of the dog is munching and eating a large cow leg bone like Mangmung.

Oh, considering the size of a dog’s god, cow’s leg bones aren’t that big either. It’s not the level of a chicken stick, but it’s a little smaller than a chicken leg? So I thought about the size and bought a bunch of cow bones just in case.

They are enjoying a normal barbecue party, but all of them are prominent figures. Thanks to that, Ji-hee looked quite nervous, even if the others didn’t know.

“Wow… Just looking at their appearance, they’re not ordinary people. Who are they?”

“My acquaintances, the gods. Let me introduce you.”

I introduced the gods to Jihee. First of all, the brother and sister Gad-Ruri-Ruri and Yushin.

“This is Gad-Ruri-Ruri, the god of sexual intercourse, and Yushin, the god of breasts.”

“Wow!!!! It’s an affair socially, but you’re a child who pursues pure love!!!!”

“Hello?”

“No, Yushin greets you normally, but God-Ruri-Ruri, why are you so fucking stupid?”

“I didn’t lie to you!!!!!”

Ji-hee herself could have guessed it when she saw her reaction to something, but she pretended not to know. It is more convenient to do so here and now.

No, would you rather accept some troubling talk with a kid you see five days a week while you’re on your way to the store, or would you just pretend you don’t know?

Anyway, Ji-hee, who was introduced to the two, expressed her doubts after hearing the divinity they symbolize.

“A god of sexual intercourse and breasts?”

“In case you didn’t know, I’m a pure lover god!!! It’s not that I don’t do orgy sex, but it’s a god that only allows mutual love!!!!”

“Oh yeah?”

“That’s why in this society, it’s okay whether it’s an affair or incest. Polygamy is also welcome!!!!”

“Jihee, it’s good to talk moderately with God-Ruri-Ruri”

“Why? You seem like a good god?”

“……Well, if it’s a bad god or a good god, it’s a good god, but.”

“As long as there is love, affair is okay!!!!!”

“It’s a bad god if you look at it like this.”

To kill? No, bear with it. The demon king inside of me.

Anyway, Ji-hee talked to Yoo-shin separately.

“It’s quite a pretty chest. But the person himself seems to be dissatisfied with the size.”

“Uh…You said you were a god of breasts? Aside from having a god like that, what kind of activities do you mainly do?”

“I don’t need to do anything specific. I’m the god of breasts. In other words, they don’t disappear unless the mammals themselves that feed on them become extinct. I also do a bit of work on breasts.”

“Then can you grow your breasts or something like that?”

“Sure. With my blessing, your breasts get bigger and better in shape and form. Shall I bless you?”

“Yes!!!! Please do it!!!!”

“I will bless you. But how much you grow depends on your efforts, so I hope you work hard.”

“Thank you!!!!!”

First of all, we had a pretty good talk about God-Ruri-Ruri and the Restoration. It’s okay because they’re both good gods.

Next, talk to Spotted, the dog god. The spotted appearance is not a human, but a dog. It was also a very large dog, so ordinary people felt threatened, so Ji-hee felt a little distant.

“Oh, how are you?”

[Ah, are you a human who owes you money here? I am the dog’s god Spotted]

“I’ve heard of it. Isn’t that the god who made dead dogs go to meet their masters?”

[Right. But you… Well, you’ve never had a dog, have you?]

“I was told to study while raising animals at home.”

Ahhh, Jihee’s darkness here!!!!

Come to think of it, if Jihee had raised an animal during her school days, the darkness wouldn’t have been so deep…… Because animals relieve stress that much. Jihee’s house wasn’t so poor that she couldn’t even raise an animal.

[If you get a chance later, raise a dog. I’ll be your good friend]

“Ah yes……..”

I honestly can’t deny that. I also let Eden meet Mangmung and Kokoyang because he raised animals when he was young.

Anyway, Bastet and Susano-san were next. Jihee was familiar with this side as well, so she was able to treat her in a friendly way.

“This is Bastet, the god of love, and Susanoo, the god of storms.”

“Nice to meet you!!!!”

“Oh, hello?”

“Ah, yes. How are you? But if it’s Bastet and Susanoo…”

“Isn’t that a familiar name?”

“Where have I heard the name Bastet, and why did I see the name Susanoo in a ninja manga?”

“No!!!!! Why do I keep having to eat shit for that ninja cartoon?! I’m the original in the first place!!!!!”

“There are so many creations that have become more famous than the original in the world. That’s why.”

“Aaaaa!!!!!”

From the standpoint of a god who lives on faith, it must be a complicated thing for his name to come to mind rather than the rookie himself.

If someone hears my name, I think of the worst meaning of the worst rather than the worst person’s name, and then I’ll feel a little bad. It’s different, but it’s not that I can’t agree with it anyway.

“One is an Egyptian god and one is a Japanese god, right?”

“That’s right, although it’s a god from the other Earth. For now.”

“Wow…Then you must be familiar with old stories, right?”

“Are you curious about what the pharaoh did when the Nile flooded? If so, would you like to tell me?”

“No!!!! What are you trying to tell the kid!!!!”

“What is it?”

“Jihee, you don’t need to know!!!!”

What did they say It is said that when the Nile River overflowed, the pharaoh had public masturbation in front of the people.

But that’s not something that would come out of an idol’s mouth. What are you going to do if it turns out later?

“Even an idol has a private life!!! If you don’t act freely at this time, you can’t live up to your name because of the stress!”

“As long as you’re an idol, you don’t have to worry about religious issues”

“That and this are different matters!!!!”

Well, even celebrities have to be free when it comes to personal time. If I don’t, I’ll be suicidal.

Anyway, while having a barbecue party, we talk about this and that. If there were people who stood out among them, it was Eden and God-Ruri-Ruri.

Even if Eden was like that, she wondered why she had to talk with God-Ruri Ruri, but she couldn’t stop it. It’s not very good for children’s education, but…….. Write. It is impossible to curb freedom.

“Oh, oh, Eden. Aren’t you curious about the number of times men have fucked you?”

“How many times have you done it?”

“Hey!!!!! What are you talking about to the kid!!!!!”

“What’s wrong. I know everything that even a child would know. What are you doing while giving sex education to me!!!!”

“Still, it’s over the line for me to tell you that!”

“That’s right, Dad. And there are not just a couple of kids in my class who look at me this way and that, but I’m expecting that much too.”

“Hi, Eden…”

Eden is now at the age of 2nd in middle school, going up to 3rd in middle school next year.

What that means is that Eden is the time when children of the same age open their eyes to sex. There’s our Eden next to those boys, but there’s no way we’ll pass over quietly.

Of course, if even the kids are discerning, it’s a confession, and I won’t commit rape. Those guys will disappear anyway. Is there a lower limit to the extent of looking at our Eden and comforting ourselves?

It is impossible to dry it. Ji said he would solve it alone without causing harm to others, but what is the difference between me and the high-ranking people who yell at me with porn or videos when I touch it?

Still, feeling bad is bad. It’s a bit embarrassing to be honest.

“How is your dad?”

“When my dad was a girl, she’d been stared at like that before, so I’m used to it, but Eden is like you, so it’s kind of like that.”

“When boys flirt with me, they mean I’m that pretty. I’m fine!!!!”

“Eden is mentally strong”

Eden is putting in a lot of effort to raise him, but unexpectedly, Eden’s mentality is good, and it’s fortunate that it wasn’t once or twice.

Previously, Eden had dealt with those who tried to commit sex crimes, but what he did was terrifying to quite a few women, but Eden doesn’t mind it no matter how many times he goes through it.

I’m so glad that Eden is strong. Of course, if you believe in it and leave it unattended, it will cause problems, so you have to pay attention.

And when the barbecue party was about to ripen, Korma came. To be precise, the Kormas.

“”””Your Highness~!!!””””

“Oh, are you here?”

Three other Kormas including the main body. The number of people increased immediately. Of course, there are plenty of barbecue ingredients, so there is no need to worry.

“Are the concert preparations going well?”

“Yes, but there are already many people who have camped out in front of the box office to buy tickets.”

“It can’t be helped. If we couldn’t get a ticket, we would have gotten it that way.”

“I would have saved it by using it instead of a person.”

As of now, there are only on-site tickets for the remaining tickets. So, those who haven’t been able to get a ticket yet will have to wait indefinitely until it’s released to get even one.

“I’m coping well by serving simple snacks or drinks to those who are waiting.”

“Maybe that’s why there are a lot of people on the internet who are obsessed with Korma’s mom.”

“…….Korma, are there any people who cross the line? Tell me if there are. I’ll take care of it.”

“I haven’t reached that level yet. Since I have many people, I’m afraid that I’ll become at least one, so even if there are people who dash, I refuse them all.”

No matter how much my lovers have a lower priority than Zion, they are always based on Zion, and I value them more than ordinary people think.

But what about Korma? Shall we tear off the limbs first?

“I will have a concert soon.”

“Please look forward to the opening performance”

“I should have met people separately before the concert, would that be okay? Go to Egypt, or Susanoo-san to Japan.”

“Don’t worry about that. I’ll take care of it.”

“I haven’t treated my kids since they beat Pearl Harbor first”

“God doesn’t say things like that with his own country, but Susanoo seems to hate it.”

“The emperor even declared human beings, but the Age of Myths didn’t end, so he even killed them. Now it’s the Age of Humans, not the Age of Gods, so there’s no need to interfere.”

It seems that Nami has lost her temper, but it’s not that she can’t understand. Susanoo-san is a god of destruction and has a strong attribute, so he beats and kills everything.

If someone invades Japan, it will protect it, but if Japan goes to invade it, it will not cover it. No, it won’t If I get hit the other way because of that, I don’t care about that either.

[Come to think of it, I think I will go to Japan sooner or later]

“What, why?”

[Because of Fukushima. I was told to purify the radioactivity there]

“My kids will have a hard time cleaning up cheap shit. Hey. I’ll give you a drink when you come back later.”

Even if Susano-san said so, it seems that the lingering feelings remain. No matter how much I hate it, when it comes to our kids, the love and hatred is palpable.

Even if humans don’t think of God as much as God thinks of humans, at least it shouldn’t be a nuisance… Ah, did Japan already cause all the nuisances with Fukushima radiation?

“Wouldn’t it be bad for me to go to Egypt once when I have time after the opening concert schedule?”

“Are you going home? Even if it’s a different world, if it’s a similar hometown, it’s a different feeling of security. Even if I don’t know the coordinates of the Earth where I was born, it’s somehow comfortable to be born in Korea.”

“I feel like going to my parents’ house. I’m not married.”

“Isn’t an idol a scandal if they date before marriage?”

“Anyway, if you go to Egypt, are you going to go to the pyramids?”

“Tourism? No, that’s my hometown, but it’s not tourism. Why the pyramids?”

“How many are my cat towers?”

“No, here’s the mystery of the pyramid?!?!”

Was the Pyramid a super-giant cat tower?