Chapter 1307 – [New Advent]

I was about to hit God-Ruri-Ruri on the back of the head and drag her down, but I held back for fear of hurting my prestige as a god.

God is like a celebrity in a way, so image is important, but what would you think if you were slapped in the back and dragged away as soon as you appeared? No matter how comfortable I am with God-Ruri-Ruri and even if I am a rod, that is another matter.

No, rather, it’s because it’s not known that I’m a Lord here. In a dimensional civilization, if God gets hit by a rod, is he just going to do it, or rather, ‘Wow!!! You’re still alive after being hit by a rod, after all, it’s a god!’

I would think of myself as a higher rank, but not God as a higher rank, but for the residents of this place who don’t even know the concept of a road yet, they might think that it’s just a seemingly insignificant god.

I’m fucking strong, God-Ruri-Ruri isn’t weak. What are you looking at, bitch?

“Joke joke. Anyway, nice to meet you!!!! The god of intercourse who always blows sex drips and changes the atmosphere, Gat-Ruri-Ruri-ya!!!! We are recruiting highly praised members!!! Shall we spread our feet here sooner rather than later?”

People laughed or laughed at her erratic words and attitude. To be honest, people who don’t know me will see me as a weird kid with a strong personality.

……..But it’s really scary that God-Ruri-Ruri can annihilate everyone on this planet except for my family if she wants to.

For reference, that is the case even if the Heavenly Demon is included. The Heavenly Demon is also strong, but God-Ruri-Ruri is the highest-level deity, even if he is not a combat expert.

In the face of an overwhelming difference in power, it takes a lot of fucking skills to overcome with technology. Just as much as I did Warlord.

“Here’s a propagation promise!!!! I guarantee something certain rather than vague afterlife about whether or not I can really go there!!! I’ll bless the followers who believe in me in terms of sexual things, such as increased stamina, increased attractiveness, and improved body shape. !!!!”

“What, what?!”

“No, what is that…”

“Isn’t it like a gura? It’s true. If you believe it, the effect will be applied immediately!!! However, if you stop believing in the middle, the effect will disappear, so behave well!!!! Then Adios!!!!”

God-Ruri-Ruri came and went like a storm. Most of the people in her room here have a political eye, so they’re pretty sure they know what she’s talking about.

The real God also bestows blessings. It is not a deferred payment that simply sends you to heaven with your faith after death, but it is a blessing from God that you can directly experience and use the miracle.

Moreover, there is an increase in energy that men are crazy about, and an increase in attractiveness that makes women’s eyes shine. With these two, the game is over.

The reason God-Ruri-Ruri is the highest-level deity is probably thanks to the blessings she so freely sprinkles. To be honest, as long as I have the divinity of sexual intercourse, I don’t need to be so bound by my faith.

“It’s my turn next. I’m sorry that my younger sister made a fuss like this. I’m the god of breasts. My name is Yushin. The god of sexual intercourse’s older brother is the god of breasts, isn’t it funny?”

“Chest…….?”

“I have nothing to say, but let’s spread the word. Actually, my blessings are not very versatile, but for believers who believe in me, their breasts become bigger, their shape and shape get better, their shoulders don’t feel tight even though they have big breasts, and their breastfeeding goes well. I’ll give you a blessing like coming out. Men won’t be interested, but women will be very interested.”

Among the women gathered at the party, there are some women whose eyes become fierce.

Breasts can be plastic surgery, but they are not welcome because they have the disadvantage of having implants and a knife applied to the body, but if you receive the blessings of the Restoration, you can become a beauty with natural breasts.

It’s a story of merit for women. God-Ruri-Ruri’s blessing is that the body becomes attractive, but that doesn’t mean that the breasts will grow, but the Restoration is certain.

What I mean is that if God-Ruri Ruri blesses Ana, she can become pretty small tits, but if Yushin blesses her, she can become big tits Ana. Ah, busty ananas. It feels like you’ve imagined something that’s contradictory, but it’s amazing.

“If you are interested, please come to me. Enough then”

Yushin also talked lightly and withdrew.

God-Ruri Ruri finished her start like that, so the other gods had no choice but to introduce themselves like that.

No matter how strong a personality is, is it a different matter to bring up a different story in such a situation…… Anyway.

The next person on the podium was Spotted, the dog’s god. He roamed around, moving his huge body, and climbed onto the podium. He is quite large, so the wide platform looks cramped.

Maybe that’s why he briefly introduces himself and comes down. In fact, due to his nature of speaking with will, he did not need to speak from the podium, but he needed something symbolic, so he stood up and spoke.

[It’s the dog god’s spots. Since I am the god of dogs, I don’t really need your faith. It’s strange that a dog god gains faith from humans in the first place]

I honestly don’t. I don’t know if it’s God-Ruri-Rulina Yushin. They’re not gods of rescue that you can gain faith in once you’re a breed or mammal.

A dog god is a god who gets his faith from dogs. Of course, treating humans is important as dogs are human friends, but humans are not the main thing. So you don’t have to get stuck here.

But he told his story lightly.

[However, if you believe me, I will give you the ability to know the will of dogs and the ability to buy their likes. If the individual’s ability is good, there is also an opportunity to play the role of a manager in the dog paradise that I rule after death.]

Come to think of it, the dog god also managed the afterlife. The world where there was a mangmung-I.

A world full of dogs to play with and eat… In fact, we only saw dogs, but humans would also need to manage it.

Dogs’ paradise was too optimistic to say that only dogs manage it. You have to look at some realistic reasons.

The dog gods guaranteed an afterlife to humans. Perhaps, even if there is an afterlife, hell, or whatever, the people taken by the dog god will go to the dog paradise.

And there are a lot of dogs, and it’s not a bad place for people to live, but there. I’d have to walk the dog all day, though.

After that, it was Bastet who came up on the podium next.

“Yaho!!! Nice to meet you!!!! It’s Bastet, the goddess of love!!!! This time, I’m in charge of the opening performance at the North-South reunification concert, so please take good care of me!!!! Ah, as you know the name, Isn’t that Bastet from Egyptian mythology!!!!”

Bastet rocked the podium like a model. In addition to the clothes she is wearing and her delicate appearance, she looks very cute.

If others see it, they’ll know it’s just a cat cosplay model photo book. To that extent, Bastet felt more like an idol than a god.

On the one hand, that might be why it’s more popular. No matter how much of a god you are, if you only believed in that and debuted as an idol, the god of beauty or that type of god would have been at the top. Perhaps it wasn’t because Bastet wasn’t particularly a god, but because he was so absorbed in idol work.

“Then see you later!!!! I hope you look forward to it!!!!”

Bastet, who had just finished introducing herself in the most ordinary way, hopped like a cat and came down the podium. If someone took a photo or video of it, it would have been a hot topic for being cute.

Oh, I guess I was expecting that too. Every single action is worth it. Truly a pro

Lastly, Mr. Susanoo came up. He casually climbs up and introduces himself.

“Oh, it’s Takehayasusanoo no Mikoto. The name sounds really good on the tongue, so call me Susanoo, and those who know me will know that I’m a Japanese god. But if you say that I’m Japanese, I’ll get angry, so do it yourself.”

“…………..”

A couple of people who appeared to be honored guests from Japan had expressionless expressions on their faces.

Before you bow down to Mr. Susanoo, you should clear up the far right in your country and improve your relationship with Korea.

There are no permanent allies in the international community, and conversely, no permanent enemies, so there may be times when Japan will be on the same side as Korea compared to what it has done in the past, but isn’t that after properly clearing up the past?

That’s what Susanoo-san said. If you want to ask me for something, do it right from the past. Otherwise, there is no broth.

“I don’t have any blessings that are particularly effective. I’m the god of storms. On the other hand, I have the god of fertility attributes, so there are things like increased gacha probability. Anyway, there are good blessings like mitigation of damage caused by typhoons, but that’s something that only happens when you believe it on a national level. And, I don’t really think about religion, so I don’t care if you believe in it or not. Do you understand?”

As if it wasn’t such a big deal, Susanoo-san skipped it. Anyone can see that he is not a god, but a man from the neighborhood.

However, there were times when such an attitude was rather persuasive. Moreover, I treat Susanoo-san as normal, because he was handsome at first.

That’s how the introduction to the gods ended. The party resumed and everyone split up to do their own thing.

It gets pretty complicated. Each of them gathered to the gods they were interested in and asked various questions. Considering that God-Ruri-Ruri is the most important among dogs, I think that humans are still the same.

“It looks like a popularity vote, Your Highness”

“That’s right. With that kind of personality, why is God-Ruri-Ruri the most popular?”

“It’s probably because of that kind of personality. Even a god would be more popular if he was human and a bit sloppy than an overbearing and inhuman god.”

“Hmm, maybe so.”

Even if I still think I’m human, is it because I’m far from an ordinary human? Thanks to this, it is sometimes difficult to guess the general human thoughts.

……Am I really human now? Or is it just a transcendental person who only evaluates through the sentiments of the past human beings?

It is quite philosophical and requires a lot of consideration. But I have no intention of doing anything. In the end, no matter what the verdict is, I will come out as me.

“You said God-Ruri-Ruri is the god of sexual intercourse. What exactly do you mean?”

“It’s just a god of sex. Oh, but personally, I’m a pure lover, so I don’t like indiscreet orgies. Anyway, as long as there’s love, incest or whatever is okay!!!!”

“……Ah, yes”

“On the contrary, I don’t care about adultery or sexual acts while betraying love. Hmmm, I can feel the signs of people betraying their spouses and having affairs at this party. Shall we find out who they are?”

“That, is it necessary to do that? Let’s have a drink first.”

God-Ruri When Ruri turned her eyes to find the cheating men and women at her party, people panicked and tried to divert the topic from her.

There may be people like that, but on the other hand, there will be people who just ignore it even though they know it. If they get caught, they will go up in public and cause problems, so they stop it. Even if it’s not my fault, isn’t the spouse’s fault not covered?

As a god of sexual intercourse, you know who cheated on whom, so if you manage your sexual affairs with that, it will be a cheat key. Even if the fuss is second.

Yushin, Spotted, and Bastet were having a good time. Even if Yushin or Spotted were with people they wanted to be close to, Bastet was surrounded by distinguished Egyptian guests who participated separately, and he coped with it quite well.

“Bastet-sama, you say you’re the god of Egypt. Then, is Ra, the sun god?”

“Yes. It’s just that the godship of the sun god was handed over to me because of circumstances.”

“Yes? Dear Bastet?”

“It’s because I acted as a substitute when I was Sekhmet. It’s quite long to talk about it, so it’s not worth talking about here. I’ll be able to hear it later when I get a chance.”

“Oh, I see”

“If you have time later, you want to visit Egypt once. Can we talk about that?”

Of course!!! We are always welcome!!!!”

And lastly, Mr. Susanoo… This side is tough.

Hesitantly, the distinguished guests from Japan were approaching and talking to Mr. Susanoo, but they didn’t hear very good things. If you want to have a good conversation with Susano-san, you should act appropriately, but you didn’t.

“Hey, Susanoo-sama.”

“What”

“No, I’ll offer it to you at Yasaka Shrine if you need it. So please, later…”

“Hey, is it important to hold my own ancestral rites? In this day and age? Although gods are important, this is the age of humans, not the age of gods. Politics or whatever is a fucking subject, so is it an alteration to me?”

“Oh, no. How could you do that to Susanoo-sama?”

“Fukushima is also fucked up. They are also implementing a dehumanization policy. The economy was also fucked up because of the bubble, and it’s good that the approval rating goes up when you speak from the extreme right. Isn’t it?”

“Kuhm……”

“Where are you clearing your cough, like a human?”

Susanoo-san growled and threatened the opponent. Then, the Japanese ambassador’s complexion turned pale and he sat down.

It’s rare to see Susanoo-san’s personality like that, but it seems to be more like that in front of Japanese people. What should I say, a person who has a decent personality in front of others, but a strict personality at home?

Why are there people who seem docile outside the house but aren’t strict in the family? Susanoo-san might be reacting more like that. People from other countries don’t have the right to nag, but Japanese people do.

“Eh, what if”

“Well?”

“What if we try to fix it?”

“Hmm……”

However, one of the Japanese ambassadors, who were trembling, asked Mr.

Mr. Susanoo doesn’t have a good impression of Japan as of now, as he shows now, but if he tries to fix it, his efforts will be seen as imaginary. Even if it’s just words, it’s worth giving points at the point where you can say it in the current situation.

“Well, in that case, let’s grant my protection to Japan now as well.”

“Then, what about the typhoons that will come to Japan in the future…?”

“Yes, but I can’t use my hands every time, so find my shaman.”

“Yes?”

“There is a child who has a relationship with this country and has been accepted as a shrine maiden. If a big typhoon comes later, ask that child.”

No, Mr. Susanoo, this gentleman is going to hit our Eden for a while?!

So, while I was listening to the conversation, I was about to interrupt and say something, but when I saw Susanoo-san sneakily glanced at me, I understood what he meant.

Susanoo-san didn’t do it specifically to hit the spot, but because he wanted to create Eden’s position. Japan is a country that suffers from natural disasters, such as earthquakes, typhoons, and tsunamis.

No, if you think about it, it’s not one. If you stop a typhoon, won’t you also stop a tsunami?

Even if you go to the US, not Japan. Rather, the United States has a large land mass, so its merits are even greater…. Hmm.

“To this country? Are you talking about Korea?”

“Okay, what’s wrong?”

“As many as there are others, there are plenty of people in Japan who want to be Susanoo-sama’s shrine maidens. But why bother with Koreans…”

“Do you think it’s common for psychics to exert their power as shamans enough to block a typhoon?”

“……..No”

“From my point of view, there is no such psychic in Japan today. And Korea is not far away. I have worked there before.”

“If you say you were active in Korea…”

“Don’t think strangely. It means you wandered around while drifting. When you guys used Korea as a colony, you used my excuse to insist on something like collaborating with the frontlines, right?

“Ah, yes, I see. I will.”

Ilsun Dongjoon……What was it? Did you mean that Koreans and Japanese have the same roots?

It is said that Susanoo-san came to Korea in the past when she fell from the heavens to the earth because of her beating Amaterasu. Because of that anecdote, in fact, Koreans and Japanese had the same ancestors!!! The same logic and shit was the theory at the time of the Japanese colonial era.

It doesn’t sound absurd. When Mr. Susanoo left Korea around that time, it was the era of the Three Kingdoms. In particular, the place I fell was not in another country, but in Silla.

It’s pointless to ask about God’s age, but if you have to ask, is Bastet older than Susanoo? In the first place, it would be obvious to compare the gods of Egypt and the gods of Japan, one of the world’s four major civilizations.

Mr. Susanoo came over after greeting and talking from the Japanese side. Contrary to the tough momentum from earlier, he showed a weak shoulder.

“Haa, it’s hard because you’re trying to care”

“You’re having a hard time too. If you don’t like it that much, you shouldn’t care in the first place. Why don’t you just give me a stick and give me a carrot?”

“You need a prize to fix it”

“Is it love/hate? God is suffering too”

“No matter how much I hate you, you’re a bastard. I can’t help it.”

“Oh, that’s empathy”

Even if I educate my child well, I can’t always give birth to a child like a tiger, and sometimes a child that I don’t want is born.

It hurts for such a child, but we have to educate him even by beating him. I am the one who thinks discipline is necessary. So if Eden needs it too, he will.

Up until now, Eden had been a good kid who didn’t have to be like that… But with that experience, it’s not like he couldn’t understand Susanoo-san’s feelings. Parents want to give a chance even if they are wayward, perverted, and do not want to see themselves, because they are children.

In fact, Japan doesn’t even know that kind of parent’s heart, but it’s rotten inside. Looking at it, it reminds me of the parent-child relationship in reality, so it’s really complicated.

“Anyway, if Eden is going to roll as a shaman, can he do it himself?”

“Suck the other side. If you have any complaints, tell me.”

“Eden should tell you, not me.”

Shion should take over Korea, and Keter, who is scheduled to visit Eden and Fukushima, should take over Japan. China and Russia have been defeated by the heavenly horse, so Asia’s hegemony seems to be balanced now.

What? But why is the Heavenly Demon so quiet?

…….. He was born in Moorim, so he didn’t know who MJ, the god of pop, was absent, right?

Come out right now dude!!!!!! Don’t lose half of your life!!!!