Chapter 133 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

The situation was sorted out to some extent, but the crowd of reporters did not think of going back. At least it was to the point where I took a picture of me eating ice cream while resting in the shooting helicopter, so I said it all.

Ah, first of all, I left all the mint chocolate to Will. No matter how much it was, it wasn’t all mint chocolate flavor.

But even though I’m in England, my mom has an alien taste… No, I always eat aliens when I go home!

Great, the sex drip is gone.

“Once things are sorted out, let’s have dinner together later. Do you have time?”

“It’s me… Wait a minute. I’ll just make a phone call.”

Putting everything else aside, I’m nominally on business, so it’s risky if I don’t call Virgin Group. There’s also the alibi issue… To be honest, the situation has turned out like this, and there’s no way I can care about the alibi.

It’s just a lie that will be discovered after a while… But at least if Wendy, who is in charge of my bodyguard, is over it, the situation will be convenient.

[Hello? Mr Worst! Where are you now?]

“Ah, I came out for a while because I thought it would be dangerous to be in a building. A terrorist attack just happened and it wasn’t a joke. I came out for a while because I thought there would be a bomb attack in a big building. I want to lose some”

[Where is that? I’ll go!]

“Anyway, traffic is paralyzed right now, so it wouldn’t be a joke to move. Well, let’s leave today and see you tomorrow. We should be able to go back to the hotel tomorrow.”

[…….You’re really safe, right?]

“Looking at the news, they say the situation is over? Did you hear that Raccoon Man appeared here too?”

[Ah, I heard the news. Anyway……If you say that, then first stay there and then return to the hotel. If anything happens, please call me]

“Yes, thank you for caring, Mr. Wendy.”

[You’re welcome]

I managed to persuade Wendy in moderation and bought me a day or so. Even if I can’t do it, I’ll have to go back to the hotel tomorrow.

I will probably be able to go back to Korea around the day after tomorrow. Even if we put it all together, it wouldn’t take a little over a week, so the schedule went pretty fast.

It’s just nice to see my wife’s face early.

“I won’t deny good friends… But what about Grandma’s house?”

“Is that correct?”

For Will, Elizabeth II is the Queen in public, but her grandmother in private. Before she went into anti-terrorism, she was not very different from other grandmothers of hers.

In the first place, no matter how constitutional monarchy, the queen does not have absolute power in modern society. Her power itself may be there, but she doesn’t feel like it’s just hard and strict. Then the atmosphere at home won’t be heavy either.

“If I had come here for a really leisurely tour, she would have come with my wife.”

“Oh, come to think of it, he said he was married. I heard embarrassing words.”

“Have you ever whispered something like that in your girlfriend’s ear at least once or twice?”

“………”

“Are you?”

No, no matter how much it is, isn’t that enough to meet one or two girls?

I don’t know if it’s because I’m strong, but in my life, there were at least one or two people who liked things like me.

Oh, of course it happened when I was reincarnated as a man. When reincarnated as a woman, even if her appearance is second to none, she has become a model full of decadence with a full chest and a great pelvis line, so she is often hunted down the street. There was also frequent hunting (human trafficking).

Anyway, something like me is probably the same, but a guy who is handsome, master user, and even royalty has never dated a woman? Unless there’s a special reason or it’s just the person involved.

…… No matter how you look at it, this guy looks like 100 li. I think the two would get along just fine.

“Well, if it’s a problem with your personality, time will solve it. Can’t a handsome guy who’s perfectly normal be able to date? I’ve seen ugly people never date, but I’ve never seen a good-looking guy die as a solo artist.”

“……? Come to think of it, you said you were older, but I wasn’t told exactly how old you were. Are you older than I thought? Oh, would it be rude to ask such a question?”

Oops, I showed off too old. I can’t even figure out how old he is because he covers his face… Even if he exposes his face, he’s in his late 20’s, no, since it’s a foreign country, Asians generally look younger, so even if you think about that, you might see him as an age similar to Will.

Actually, I’m at the bottom of the family register. I have a lot of social experience itself.

……Are you saying that you’re acting like a child? Why don’t you act the way you like? It’s just as long as it doesn’t cause any harm.

The youngest of my co-workers, the ‘Great Demon King of Freedom’, said.

‘Freedom must satisfy two conditions. One is to be responsible for oneself, and the other is not to cause a nuisance to others. If you don’t satisfy these two, it’s not freedom, it’s self-indulgence’.

It’s a drip to play because it’s England, but in that respect, I’m a free house elf. At least I didn’t seek it first in the line of not invading the freedom of others.

Did you kill people? That’s okay too. The Great Demon King is privileged to be exempt from causal law for acts of murder and destruction.

“Should I avoid my seat first? If I stay here, I will trouble the workers.”

“But where are you going, other than here?”

“Buckingham Palace is a place where public affairs are held. On weekends, it is open for general tourists and citizens, so where do you think it will be during that time?”

“Oh, there’s a separate building!”

If you think about the following article, it is natural to see that the Blue House is also divided into the official residence where the president spends private time and the main building where office duties are performed. Even if Buckingham Palace collapsed, there was a place to work while restoration work was carried out.

At least there will be a villa. Could it be that the royal family doesn’t have a villa? There must be a villa like a large, antique castle on top of a fancy place like the end of a cliff with a strange rock.

“No matter how much, there is no castle that can only come out of a fairy tale like that.”

“Really?”

“…There’s a villa near a cliff with a nice view, though.”

Is there, as expected, the royal family. It is true that people have a lot of money, no matter how much their authority has been reduced in the current society.

Wilde is also a master user, let alone royalty, so earning money must be different from ordinary people. I think I heard somewhere that Mr. Lee Gyeong-jin is getting 100 million won even in our country.

Seeing how few master users in the world only receive hundreds of millions of dollars, I think Korea treats them the same way. A few hundred million is a lot of money, but if you think of it as the price of your life, the balance calculation is not very good.

“Let’s avoid the seat for now”

I waved my hands while watching the still flying helicopter.

*        *    *

The building we were guided to was a mansion similar in size, if not as large as Buckingham Palace. The people who work here are moving in a hurry due to an unexpected situation… Well, that’s what those people are supposed to do.

It was getting late, and it was time for dinner. Hagisa As much as what happened today is work, it takes a lot of time to process it.

However, in order to show that it is relatively healthy, there was no choice but to perform events, large or small. That’s what those in power should do.

Even now, in the news, the British Prime Minister was holding a press conference and giving answers like this.

[Did you verify the identity of the terrorists?]

[Your identity has already been verified. I will not stop until all the remnants and sympathizers are eradicated]

[I heard that Raccoon Man entered the scene and rescued the VIPs. Did you have a connection with Raccoon Man?]

[Thankfully, he volunteered to help solve this major national emergency. I’m saying this at this moment, but thank you very much, Raccoon Man]

[By the way, what happened to the humanoid enemy species that destroyed Buckingham Palace, the site of the terror?]

[That’s something we’re figuring out. I plan to announce it after I understand it clearly, so I will defer that question to a later date]

Even the prime minister can’t do that. Ordinary people would be confused by the situation in which they were held hostage in terrorism and their lives were threatened, and it would not be normal.

Of course, the economic aftermath caused by the terrorism in which VIPs were held hostage… For example, it had the effect of declining stock prices of British companies or destabilizing public order, so we had no choice but to respond quickly.

Perhaps, if you are lucky, the stock price may rise at some point instead of falling.

So did the queen.

I was invited to dinner by the Queen, ostensibly to have a meal with the benefactor who saved her life… But honestly, there must be many other reasons. It’s okay to make friends.

I don’t have very good memories with people who have been wearing crowns since the old days. Either I cut their throats, or they cut their throats, or both.

…….Is there a king who cut off my head? In the past, before becoming the Great Demon King, there was one very strong guy. He followed him

Well, he is the king of a tribe rather than the king of a country. It belongs to the same 4 dimension species as Shion, so the power he has is no joke. It’s not even a Lord, but if you’re the highest level Transcendentalist, you’re done.

Anyway, I was leisurely shutting myself in a room and eating scones before dinner.

“Hey, I don’t care about British food, but English desserts are okay. Oh, is it because sweets are so good that they don’t matter?”

Scones are delicious, scones. I can make it myself, but I’m still a bit lacking compared to the experts who only made this… In the first place, even if I’m good at cooking, I’m better at home-cooked meals than desserts.

Let’s ask for it when we go later. If you store scones well, they will last as long as you get on a plane. Oh, but can I bring in food?

Anyway, I went in endlessly after eating scones with strawberry jam. The sweetness of the jam is mixed with the savory taste that seems to be a bit dry, so it’s just awesome.

“Can I come in for a minute?”

“Oh, come in. I was eating scones, would you like some too?”

“How about dinner later?”

“How much do you think you’re going to eat?”

I’m not strictly a Force user, but I’m a glutton nonetheless. A normal person can eat two or three and have enough left over, so don’t worry too much.

Will’s tone has eased a lot now that the situation has been sorted out and safety has been secured. It’s a bit more affable, so the current look is better.

I think I’ll only see it once if I meet Baekri….

“But the queen is also having a hard time. How long has it been since she was taken hostage and released? Has she already been doing public affairs?”

“It’s the duty of those who have it, so there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“Noblesse oblige? Well, that’s quite right.”

There are a lot of bullshit in the world, but as much as most people are rational, there are many things that are right. Among them, noblesse oblige, that is, nobles have duties, which means that the ruler should follow them.

Politicians, kings, and nobles must be protected. The power they have comes from the majority of the people, so they must fear the people and the people must not fear him.

Of course, self-made people do not need to be protected. It is true that such a person also made money using the majority, but in the first place, we all live in such a mutually beneficial society. You don’t have to give up just because you’ve earned a little more money. I don’t know if it’s money earned by exploitation.

However, that’s only up to 1 unit. If you pass on the property to your children, you have to do the right thing.

Responsibility and duty. It’s an important word and it’s necessary for the world to run, but there aren’t many people who keep it. If everyone could have fair responsibilities and duties, the world would be a much better world.

Yes, politicians who are busy doing nothing and loafing around, but when things happen, they’re busy ignoring you, I’m talking about you guys. If you’re going to pay taxes and do something like that, don’t do it at all.

“I don’t know because I have no ties to politics.”

“Ah, are all master users like that? I don’t know if it’s because of their personality or if they’re closing the door there, but they all seem to have nothing to do with politics.”

“Really? The master users I know are from Russia, the US, and Turkey… But what you know is Korea and Japan, right?”

“America knows because it happened last time. Only China and Australia don’t know.”

“Well, in the first place, master users rarely meet each other. Even if I’m the only one, I’m on a dispatch from time to time to meet Mr. Erdogan in Turkey.”

“What about Turkey’s master user?”

“He’s a nice guy. Except for playing around with ice cream.”

“No, dondurma there?!”

“I heard you were in the ice cream business before the Great Depression.”

The only Turkish I know how to speak is ‘don’t play with my ice cream’, but I don’t think the day will come when I’ll be able to use that. Well, interresting.

First of all, the master users I met are Mr. Lee Gyeong-jin from Korea, Hiei Hibiki from Japan, Jacob Baldwin from the US, and William Arthur Philip Louis from the UK right in front of me. Anyway, this is it.

The next four master users I haven’t seen. China and Russia, and Turkey and Australia.

However, it seems that two of them will meet later. China and Russia are both places to visit.

Well? It’s amazing to see The master users of the remaining two countries are both women. Considering that the sex ratio is about that among people with only eight people, it seems that this is a job that is risking one’s life.

“You know the Russian side too, right? How about the Russian Master User?”

“…Who is that older sister?”

“Sister? Do you call me sister?”

“It’s not like we’re only 10 years old. She’s not married, so when I call her auntie, she hits her on the head with a bottle of vodka.”

“I’m guessing this isn’t a Russian woman who catches brown bears. It’s exciting.”

From my point of view, it seems that a master user can become a master user because he has that kind of talent or personality. To be honest, among them, in terms of talent, Mr. Lee Kyung-jin is the best. The colored resonator that man uses is a technique that is often used even among transcendentalists.

But that’s possible only with that level of basic skills… I was a little surprised at that time and thought I had a lot of talent, but how did you learn it? Let’s ask when we go to Korea later.

“It’s kind of like that when you’re playing. Is your job worth it?”

“I’m fine. If it’s not like today”

“In the history of life, you don’t know when you’ll die. It’s life where even ordinary people don’t know if they’ll die tomorrow. You should enjoy it too. What do you like?”

“Ah, I like watching movies. When I rest, I buy a big popcorn and lie on the bed and watch movies all day.”

“What movie are you watching?”

After talking about this and that, it was already time and we moved.

In the hall with a chandelier hanging from the ceiling, there was a place for three people at the end of a long table, as seen in the Middle Ages, and tableware was already set on the table.

Soon after, the Queen sat at the highest table and had dinner for a while. Maybe it’s because he’s a royal chef, but his skills were so good that I didn’t have a different opinion. I wish I could have eaten with Shion. There seems to be something like trauma in British cuisine.

“Did the food taste good to you?”

“Yes, I ate well. They said that British food was not good, but I thought that was nonsense.”

“Oh, that’s a relief. There are still desserts left, would you like some?”

“I’ll eat it thanks”

Also, grandma is grandma. I told the staff that they brought me and Will over and over and over and over and over and over and over until dessert.

I never dreamed that I would eat to fill my stomach… I heard that if you go to the countryside, you will gain 5kg of weight.

“You’ll love the dessert, too. It’s ice cream from a contest for my second daughter’s wedding.”

“I’m looking forward to that”

Huh? Have you heard that story somewhere? I don’t know about anyone else, but if you’re the queen’s daughter, you’re like a princess. I was browsing the internet and heard about rumors.

My senses were predicting a terrible ominous feeling right now!!!!

“This is mint royal ice cream that the British royal family is proud of. It will be delicious.”

“……………..”

It’s mint royal, it’s mint chocolate. In front of my eyes, the familiar green ice cream came out in a bowl. It’s also a big spread, about three chunks. It’s probably not dessert, so even if you eat this alone, the average person will be full.

Since it was in front of the Queen, considering the courtesy, I couldn’t refuse it, and I couldn’t pass it on to Will.

“The feeling of forcibly eating mint chocolate wet with tears…”

While muttering in Korean so that no one could hear, I shoved mint chocolate into my mouth.