Chapter 1405 – [Journey to Eden]

We boarded the Horizon to return home. And it’s a bonus to bring some souvenirs.

Among the things Eden gave as a bribe and gift, pick up a few decent ones and take them. And I gave the rest to Sangjin.

No matter how much the religious leader takes care of it, you should have enough money to spend on your own. A man’s wallet is, on the one hand, his pride. It’s a big deal if you don’t have money to buy delicious food for your wife or daughter.

Of course, I think Eden needs a check in his wallet to buy him food.

Anyway, the returning Horizon was quiet. On the one hand, the journey she spent in Moorim was like a dream.

The Heavenly Horse watches the scenery outside through the glass. The spectacle of the dimension sparkling in rainbow colors had a charm that drew attention like a well-decorated fishbowl.

“It’s magnificent”

“Isn’t that pretty?”

“On the other hand, I also feel that the world is vast. Isn’t that the world where I used to live? There are countless numbers.”

“I still haven’t figured out how many dimensions there are. Of course, that doesn’t mean it’s okay to break a few.”

The dimensions are organized organically with each other like cogs in a precision machine.

There are so many that I can’t figure out the number, so even if one is broken, it would be okay, but if one is destroyed, the aftermath spreads to another dimension and the damage is astronomical.

In some dimensions, there are even places where it is impossible to live due to troubles due to dimensional earthquakes. Even still, the aftermath of the First War remained in all dimensions.

Perhaps the dimensions of that time had very few accidental dimensional earthquakes or dimensional rifts. It’s not like taking out a few parts from a precision device, but it’s completely smashed, but it’s rather strange that it works.

Isn’t the absolute creator who designed this world a real bitch? Shion sometimes says that if the absolute of creation codes, it will be better than him, but I wonder what it will be like.

“As wide as the world is, there must be as many strong people as I saw before.”

“He’s an absolute grown-up, so he’s outside the standard.”

“I’ve heard of it, but among them, aren’t there some who are exceptionally strong? Right now, the number one person in the world…… No, who is the number one person in the dimension?”

“Uh, Phantom?”

“Looking at the immediate answers, it seems that you are also a master.”

“He’s also really strong enough to be a no-brainer. Even the TV I’ve seen before won’t be able to beat Phantom if he fights with determination.”

It’s just that the damage has grown enormously, so I refrain from doing so.

It is meaningless even if two absolutes fight for death. The damage is severe according to the damage, and neither of them will die. The Absolute is an immortal being, so even if it is possible to half-extinct, it does not die.

Moreover, the concept of a semi-annihilated absolute is reduced to that extent. When a new absolute is born and the era opens, the concept of the absolute is the opposite of revival.

So there is no point in fighting with absolutes. Moreover, even among the absolutes, there is no one who can beat that phantom in terms of output. Moreover, since he is of human origin, he recovers his will quickly, so he is more laborious.

Even if I can’t say for sure that I will win if I fight with absolute pride, I, who have the confidence to make any opponent look like an idiot, have little confidence with a phantom. I’m also weird, but what about someone else?

“Aren’t they going to die? Those absolute beings”

“The only way for an absolute person to die is to hand over his position to his successor. Even then, he has to commit suicide separately.”

Like the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The Absolute must always exist. So, if you want to die, you have no choice but to make a successor and pass it on.

In a way, it’s like turning a bomb. Nonetheless, most absolutes aspire to retire.

Even the absolutes of time I’ve met before are raising their own successors like the Time Lords. The absolute of death and life raised the Death Lord. Even among the current Lords, the one closest to the Absolute is the Death Lord.

However, latecomers like Gray and Phantom did not inherit it first, but became absolutes of a new concept…… Truly, Ji pioneered the path to be called the children of the absolutes of creation.

“It’s a long way to go”

“To ride a rod or an absolute tree, you need to awaken your ability first, but that’s completely kebab. My master has lived long enough to meet me in the first round, but he has no ability at all.”

“Wait, did you have a teacher?”

“I’m not a formal disciple, but I don’t say anything when I call you Master. Half of the reason I’m here is probably because of Master.”

The reason why I was able to survive even after living a turbulent life in the first round was thanks to [Absolute Survivor], The singularity of my potential, but the martial arts that my teacher, the Thousand Killer, accidentally taught me while passing by, were helpful.

Of course, even if it was martial arts, there were only a few ways to use the body, let alone the mental method, but that alone was helpful enough. After that, I analyzed it in reverse and learned the thousand-killing technique.

No matter how talented I am, it’s been a while since I’ve been playing with my body. And martial arts suit me just fine.

“My master is called the Thousand Killer, Demon Dragon Hu, Man Byeong King, and Thousand Killer.

“Ho-oh, the three seasons under the heavens… You’re feeling good.”

“The person you can at least compare with is Ma Ryonghu. He had a blank period because he thought about the past.”

“Even so, it seems that the tone is that I will lose.”

“His teacher is the best in all dimensions. Just because his teacher is strong doesn’t mean that his disciples are also strong, but if he hadn’t had a hiatus, he would have competed for first or second place among Gray’s four disciples.”

“Wait, wasn’t it three seasons? But why are there four disciples?”

“One is a wizard”

“That gray guy seems to have excelled in both martial arts and magic.”

“Honestly, I’m pissed because I’m so talented”

At the very least, even Phantom, who is a madman similar to me, has a crazy talent that got on the road before he was 50 years old. Instead, that guy is crazy about that and even now, his head is stupid even after he became the absolute, but that record is still unbroken because it is a dimensional record.

There’s no way another crazy person can come out to break it. Phantom Gnome is a mutant even in the talented Ryu family.

After talking about this and that, we arrived at Earth before we knew it. Everyone goes where they want to go with their luggage.

I was going to send the Heavenly Demon off with at least one meal, but I decided to promise another meal. Anyway, if the other side had a little time, there was no problem because the space was a meaningless story.

“See you next time. Then let’s relax and have a drink with rice.”

“That would be nice. I’ll take my time.”

“Goodbye Chunma unnie!!!! I enjoyed this trip!!!!”

He said goodbye to the Heavenly Demon and sent him to the kingdom of the Sun Moon God. And we go home

Seeing the families welcoming us back, I feel that our house is also large. I wondered when the family grew like this…

Shion is the default, so even so, Eve, Keter, Mary, Korma, etc. Even if it’s just a person, it’s this much, and if you add Eden’s pet line, there’s Mangmungi, Kkoyangi, Yessto, Adam, and Crong.

We are a large family of 10 people. Of course, there are people who want to be counted as people among them.

“This body appeared!!!!!”

“My daughter’s return home seems to be the climax from beginning to end.”

“I came back home after a long time, but if I see dog dripping, it’s your daughter.”

“Your Highness, you can give me your luggage.”

“I’ll help too. Korma’s mother.”

“Ah, Eve. But seeing that you asked for your luggage, you must be curious about what the souvenir is? Right?”

“No!!!! Ottoke know!!!!!”

“You sound like Ruri.”

“He is also my brother.”

Eden, I don’t know why you look satisfied.

Mary greeted us with a wave of her hand. At the same time, she asked if she was curious about the travel story, even though she hadn’t even organized her luggage yet.

“So, how was the Moorim trip?”

“Mary, didn’t you really not like Moorim?”

“It’s different from listening to other people’s travel stories. Let Eden talk about his first trip to Murim.”

“There will be plenty of things to talk about at the drinking party tonight.”

[If you drink, you should bring out fairy tears. I’m sick today!!!!]

I was going to cook, but I didn’t intend to leave the cooking to someone who had just returned from a trip, so Shion and Korma decided to cook separately.

Of course, since Eden was there, the sheep were sheep, so Korma called some of his alter egos to cook together. Thanks to that, there were enough workers.

Shion and Korma’s cooking skills aren’t as good as mine, but they taste good enough. Shion doesn’t know how to arrange it, but he’s the type that doesn’t lose his seasoning because he’s seasoned correctly, and Korma’s skill is pretty good because she learned to cook from me.

Moreover, Korma can learn from many people and combine their experience and knowledge, so even though she is young, her cooking skills are beyond that.

Two people like that……Two people? Anyway, thanks to Shion and Korma, the table is plentiful. In addition, the atmosphere was saved by pouring alcohol with fairy tears.

“Then let us toast her husband and her daughter to the return of her travels.”

“Cheers!!!!!!”

“Why does Eden sneak in and drink?”

“I didn’t say anything about drinking at Moorim!!!!!”

“It’s because Moorim doesn’t have an underage drinking law.”

“Dad’s standards are too rubber band”

“It’s not the only standard that your Highness has increased or decreased.”

[No, sex drip there?!]

“I’m the first to play with rubber bands today”

“Is this the sex drip of skilled married women?!”

“Can a person who is a virgin live in sorrow?”

[Are you secretly appealing as a virgin?]

“I hate transcendental species like you who are quick-witted”

“It’s a line that sounds like a dog.”

“Jzuin-nim? Did you call me?”

“No, mangmung. Keep eating. Do you like Moorimsan bear bones?”

“Wooooong”

[Kreurreureung!!!!!]

[It would have been better if today’s menu was barbecue]

– It’s great that I can eat because I have an artificial digestive system.

“Huh? Did Adam have that ability?”

“If you are a member of my family, you need to eat, so even if the efficiency is a little low, I sweetened it.”

“That’s good”

There are a lot of people like this, so it’s a piece of shit. It seems that the dog god is about to wipe his nose.

No, really, don’t come. Uh huh!!!!! Stop trying to descend on the mangmung!!!! If so, the power will be stronger with the dog god’s apostle, not with the body!!!!!

“But what happened in Moorim?”

“Once I went there, I met a child who was related to the Heavenly Demon, and I went out with him.”

“They say it’s a Murim ruled by the Demonic Cult. Were things like security okay?”

“Rather, it’s better than other Murims, right? At least Murim guys can’t do murder in the city, so it’s really good.”

“Doesn’t that put a restriction on even the devil?”

“So I did it outside the city. Oh, and the roads are well paved, so it was very convenient to go to the capital in a few months.”

“It seems to have been a surprisingly good place. I thought they were giving out even Aqua Cola, while saying that the Demonic Cult ruled it.”

“No, that’s post-apocalyptic. A midfielder of wrath?”

[By the way, it’s nice because it has the taste of making it into a forest.]

“I’ve made a lake like a desert in the past with Ruri, so I know the feeling…Wait, are you talking about the post-apocalyptic side?”

[It is truly eco-friendly that human beings die!!!]

“Post-apocalyptic right?! Why are you talking like the Great Demon King of Nature?!”

I am afraid that Keter will evolve into the great king of nature. The good news was that what Keter was doing was a joke and a joke.

…………It’s really scary that the remaining 10% is sincere. Although I am the Great Demon King, I think it is better that the Great Demon King does not increase.

“Anyway, while traveling like that, Eden healed people with the essence of water, and she earned her nickname, ‘Holy Water Goddess’.”

“The taste of holy water given by the priestess!!! I will never forget it!!!!!”

“I thought Zion or Eve would say that, but Eve did it!!!! And that holy water is not that holy water!!!!!”

“Anyway, I play holy water at night, so how is it?”

“Ah!!!!!! Mom!!!!!! Don’t talk about holy water while eating!”

“It seems taboo to talk about offending Eden at a meal.”

“No, that’s common sense and manners.”

Every time you say something, you become a piece of shit.

Wooooo!!!!

No!!!!! Dog God Spotted!!!! Don’t come out!!!!! Don’t come to snort!!!!!

With my will, I prevented the dog god from descending on Mangmung. To be precise, it prevented me from showing myself. Advent itself has a separate line connected to Mangmung, so you can’t stop it unless you cut it off or block it, but it was possible to suppress it so it wouldn’t come out.

No matter how much interest you have in this side, isn’t it too much?

“Then, I met those who rebelled and tried to make a mess by calling it a reversal.”

“Are you a Moorim secret drug organization?”

“It’s like evil guys who only make one episode out of interesting material”

“Thanks to that, I wasn’t bored. But they were the successors of the Southern Demon King who tried to kill the Heavenly Demon, so they used poison and just did that. They borrowed the power of the Keter Elixir to detoxify him, so they set their eyes on fire with that and Eden came to assassinate him.”

“Where did you say the coordinates of Moorim were? Please let me shoot just one bird missile.”

“Isn’t there a continent-destroying weapon called the Bird Missile in Horizon? And don’t worry because they caught them all a long time ago. Eden was exposed with the Gaia Record.”

[Oh, you use what you learned from me. It’s good to praise you a little more!!!!]

“Yes, eat a lot of meat.”

As we talked about this and that, it was easy for the dishes to run out. This time, I joined in and cooked to supplement the food. When alcohol is added to delicious food, it is easy to get drunk.

Of course, there are fewer people who can get drunk on a regular basis here, but… I get drunk on the atmosphere.

“Anyway, I’m worried about the store.

“Oh, don’t worry about that. I just thought it would be better to remodel this opportunity, so I put up a notice and organized the store.”

“Oh, really?”

“Just check later. You’ll love the design.”

“If you are, then so be it.”

If you think about it, our store has been running since Eden entered elementary school until now when he entered high school. It’s almost 10 years if you hit it with years.

If you’ve been using it for about 10 years, you should remodel it once. Change the cookware and stuff like that. It’s clean because I even use my powers in tiny units to sterilize all contaminants and microbes, but I don’t know what others think.

Do you feel a bit reluctant to cookware or tableware that you don’t use at home and that have been used in stores for 10 years? When it comes to catering, you need to think about your customers.

I’ll have to go separately with Ji-hee later to check out the store and organize things. I must be busy.

“Oh, and I have something to tell you.”

“What?”

“I got a call from Ana while you were on tour.”

“Oh, from Ana? What, she says she’s coming over this time?”

“It’s true that he’s coming, but… I asked him to tell me something.”

“What?”

“He said, ‘You’re going on a trip with her without me. Let’s go and see'”

“Oh?!?!?!”

Come to think of it, the relationship between Ana and the Heavenly Demon was rough!!!! I’m trying to mediate, but I didn’t like each other because they were similar types, maybe it was homophobia!!!!

A cold sweat runs down your back. And while I was not paying attention, the new spot of the dog that finally descended wiped the bottom of his nose and said.

Haha, that must be shit]

Just look at it next time