Chapter 141 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

The call from Baekri was cut off, but I wasn’t too worried.

“Anyway, that bitch is talking about pure love sex, so if Baek-ri refuses, he won’t attack you.”

Among the gods I know, to name a few gods with decent personalities, God-Ruri-Ruri had a good personality even though her sexual ethics were insane.

If it weren’t for that, God wouldn’t have known me. If it’s a god, it’s easier for him to stay without knowing me. Because I won’t die

Although she is a top-level deity, she intervenes a lot in human affairs. If she is a member of her household, she is a god who provides a lot of convenience and helps in some cases.

It’s hard to find a god that’s so kind to humans, especially the higher you go.

Gods are nothing more than incompetent assholes born of humans, who don’t really help humans, are arrogant, and set trials on their own.

I’d rather just watch it quietly.

There need be no god who cannot reach out to those who seek salvation. That is why civilization must someday graduate from illusions such as religion and move on.

Relying on an opponent stronger than oneself is not only a human instinct, but it is the instinct of all living things, but at least you shouldn’t rely on useless things.

It may be a little sensitive story, but I don’t know if it’s Jesus, but God is so. Because nothing has been done

What, you have to be there. Did you send your son? Jesus forgave human sins by sacrificing himself, and I can acknowledge that ideology, so if everyone follows the doctrine, I have the intention of following it, even superficially.

What’s wrong with religion? It’s the fault of people who distort and use everything.

Ah, since the story of God came up, I thought about it for a long time.

“Baekri, do you want to maintain virginity?”

I used to make fun of when I would lose my virginity, but when it came to this situation, I rather reached the opposite.

Oh, I’m sure it’s not going to be a serious situation. To be honest, I’m not entirely sure either.

I know the personality of the white li well, but if the opponent is as determined and tempted as the newcomer, the white li, who is not a transcendent, has no choice but to lose his reason and attack. If that’s the case… Well, that’s that time. Let’s believe for once.

It was time for the flight to depart, so I packed my things. First class on the way back. This time, it was not Zion, but the position held by Virgin Group.

Wide is good too. Unless you’re just going to be there for an hour or two, it’s best to take a comfortable flight.

“Huh? Baekri”

Shortly thereafter, Baek-ri called again. I wonder if I made a phone call, but my voice was weaker than before.

“So, are you okay? Is your virginity all right?”

[I’m glad you’re safe, well…]

“I cursed at that. Anyway, I’m really glad that your virginity is safe and Ruri’s virgin is also safe. Losing them isn’t a problem, but losing both of them at the same time is a problem.”

[Is God always like that?]

“Anyway, God-Ruri-Ruri belongs to the side with good personalities. If you’ve read Greek mythology, you know how different the personalities of the gods are, right?”

[Ah, that’s right]

“At least you weren’t forced to do it, right? A board full of gods who try to force it is an angel.”

[You compare God to an angel?]

“If I treat God that way, I’m treating him kindly. Anyway, since I’m on a plane right now, I’ll be there tomorrow.”

[Oh, I saw the news. You said you caught a terrorist? What about Atlas?]

“I killed them all”

[…….Can’t you just say that it’s been dealt with? He said he killed me, so I’m a little disturbed]

“Worrying about the cheap guys even if they lose is proof that you have a lot of humanity. Keep that heart to the end.”

[Anyway, I have a question for you]

Bailey said in a serious voice. Apparentlyheheard something from Gad-Ruri-Ruri.

As much as her divinity is sexual intercourse, she is not a god who is good at fighting. The size of her power is huge, so she is very strong, but her major is not combat, but other fields.

In particular, information collection terminals such as Ruri can be used to glimpse the future to some extent. It’s similar to what Yejin sees, but on a much different level.

There are times when she will give you some advice. It is a choice that becomes a turning point in that person’s life.

If you look at the pre-show, it was like a turning point where the two heroines had to decide which route to ride. I’ve heard it often, but if that’s the case, I’ll tell you everything from the beginning. Is it the specialty of the gods to speak incomprehensible things like oracles?

“What?”

[Uh…He said that the time to make an important decision would come. Either way is fine, so I told you to choose on your own.]

“Anybody can say that, but… If that girl said it, it would be true. Anyway, don’t worry too much about it. If you care about that, you won’t be able to eat or die.”

What matters is your own life. No matter how fate is, there are bound to be those who break it and pioneer it.

Oh, not me, but those phantoms and cousins. Both of them are strong enough to vomit, so they think it’s worth it.

…… My cousin doesn’t like what I’m doing, so I’m trying to stop him. Because he really likes people. He wished he had seen the bitterness of life more than I did, but not less, yet he was not disappointed in humans, so I respect him very much.

I can’t. There is a difference between being positive and not being disappointed. It is a matter of people who can understand the good and bad sides of humans and those who understand them.

In short, there is a difference between sympathizing with a person born with a physical disability and helping them directly. When I see people who actually help such people, I think that a really good person is not the weak, but the one who helps the weak.

“But they don’t give blessings? If you do, your stamina will be tripled and you’ll feel sick. It’s not just that the number of times is 3x, but recovery, endurance, and other things, stamina are all 3x, so it’s practically 30x.”

[I don’t even have a girlfriend anyway, so I’m using it somewhere]

“He’s the god of intercourse, but can’t a person who’s been blessed with his virginity? If it had been Murim, a bunch of female knights addicted to aphrodisiac would have attacked you.”

[Ah! You should be blessed!]

“Aim for the next one. Once interested in terminals, they continue to show interest.”

Personally, I don’t like gods, but it’s okay if they are actively helping. So, besides God-Ruri-Ruri, there are several gods I know.

Storm pregnancy… No, the storm god Susanoo or something. It is the main character of Japan, but I know it because there are many stories. We are still quite amicable.

“The one thing I’m worried about is Nuri, not God-Ruri-Ruri…”

[Who else is Nuri?]

“The youngest at my workplace.

Nuri was originally an information collection terminal with the same name as Ruri, as some people might have noticed from similar names like Ruri.

However, he fed Gat-Ruri-Ruri, who was unable to manage terminals on a grand scale… The rebellion succeeded and he became the ‘Great Demon King of Freedom’ now.

The time when he awakened to the level of the demon king rather than the great demon king was faster than me, but he said that he would enjoy everything he was enjoying, so he became the great demon king after I became it, so I am the senior.

In order of seniors and juniors, they are the worst (Utopia), the strongest (Phantom), the worst (Me), dominance, and freedom (Nuri).

Let’s talk about the Great Demon King of Dominion later.

“God-Ruri-Ruri ran away because of Nuri.

[Is your personality okay?]

“He has a more bizarre castle wall.”

[Ah, Mr. I shouldn’t have sex]

“Perhaps unlike Gad-Ruri-Ruri, he’s extremely hedonistic, so he’ll openly try to fuck you. Besides, she’s not your sister, so it’s legal enough.”

[…….Uh? Is that so?]

“But he looks like he’s in his mid-teens.”

[You’re underage!]

No, the content is a guy of the same age as me. Rather than me, the reincarnated person, I’m a similar type to Shion, who has lived as one body, so you shouldn’t judge by appearance.

There are legal loli like my wife in the world. It’s very rare, but it happens to normal humans too. Don’t underestimate reality, fantasy!!

“Anyway, just be normal. Oh, Hyung-sik works at the store, right?”

[Oh, are you a friend of my brother? Yes, we worked together for a few days, but he was not lazy and worked hard. I have a good personality.]

“That’s how it’s like my friend. I’ll drop by when I go back later.”

[I see. Then see you next time, brother]

I hung up. Because it was time for the plane to depart.

I decided to close my eyes for a while. Because of the jet lag, it would be beneficial to sleep.

When you wake up, you will be in Korea.

*        *    *

It was a direct route to Korea, so I was preparing to land right away when I opened my eyes.

There was a time difference, but since I left England in the evening, it was still morning when I arrived in Korea. People crowded to go on a trip in the morning are seen through the window of the plane.

Slowly, I packed up and got off. After passing through the security checkpoint and coming out through the gate, there was already someone waiting there.

“I do!”

“Oh, you came to meet me. I’m so glad I haven’t seen you in a week!”

I hugged Shion who came to meet me. I came out with a growth form, probably because I have eyes to see people, but the clothes are clothes I don’t normally see. Did you buy a new one?

No matter how indifferent I am, my wife notices changes in her clothes, hairstyle, or cosmetics. There was a time when I was reincarnated as a woman, but if you don’t notice that much, you’re an asshole.

I kissed Zion lightly. There were other people around, as well as children, so I couldn’t have a sticky kiss. It’s bad for children’s education.

“How have you been while I’m gone? Who hasn’t been messing around?”

“I’ve been doing pretty well. Well, I was just sitting around because I had nothing to do.”

“Okay?”

I glanced over at Zion. It was like that when we hugged each other earlier, but in the past week…

“Have you gained weight?”

“……Muh, mu, mu, what are you talking about? Aliens don’t gain weight.”

Shion’s body is extremely convenient, only her physical abilities are similar to those of humans, but she is impervious to poison and can digest anything she eats, even metal. But that doesn’t violate the law of conservation of mass.

The calories from what you eat are somehow consumed or stored in the body. It’s just that you can control the amount yourself, so you hardly gain weight.

Shion excretes only moisture such as sweat and urine. If you say you don’t go to the bathroom normally, it means you don’t have a bowel movement. I don’t know about organic matter, but moisture is a valuable resource when viewed from space.

Anyway, if you eat more than you consume, you will inevitably gain weight. Besides, it’s no joke considering the amount of calories consumed in a single night with Shion and me… It’s only natural that you’ll gain weight if you’ve been eating more and idling around.

It’s like this even in the adult form, but is it creepy when it’s in the default form?

“You’ve gained weight. I prefer either way, but to be honest, I’m usually a bit skinny, so I thought a bit chubby would suit me better.”

“……Is that so?”

Shion put on a thoughtful expression.

To be honest, I usually have a body type that feels a bit skinny, whether it’s the default form or the growth form. Of course, the figure is very beautiful, but I felt like I couldn’t eat well, so there was such a thought in a corner of my mind.

In my view, now is just fine. It’s not dry, it’s a little fleshy. However, that doesn’t ruin the body, rather, it’s a look that’s suitable for hugging.

“Then I’ll fix it like this. The default form should be at a similar level.”

“Do whatever you want. Oh, and I bought scones for souvenirs. Do you want to eat them?”

“I’m joe!”

I knew that Shion wouldn’t be happy if I bought something like a luxury item from England. He would like all the gifts I give him, but Zion likes me, virtue, sexual desire, and appetite in order from the top.

No, sexual desire is closely related to me, so it’s safe to say that #1 and #3 are the same thing. Appetite then becomes the third priority. So I thought that Sion would like it too if I bought something to eat, so she bought it as an English dessert rather than another souvenir.

Since scones can be stored for a long time, they were fine even on a plane for several hours. Shion took out a packaged scone from my luggage and started to eat it.

It’s going to be soggy, but it’s good to eat. Shall I buy some milk?

“Is your car in the parking lot?”

“It’s natural because I came here.”

“I’ll drive when I go. But I’m back after a long time. What should I eat?”

It’s been a long time since I met Shion that I’ve been away for this long. No, except for the case where I have time to look for it when I die because of reincarnation and when I am reborn… That’s inevitable, so it’s natural.

The fortunate thing is that it takes a very short time for Zion to find me. Even if you usually find a reincarnated person with memories, there are civilizations in countless dimensions that have not even been able to figure out the number, and it was almost impossible to find just one person in that civilization.

As far as I know, if you ask the rod before you are alive or you have no clue at all, it is the original way to find reincarnated people unless you are in the absolute class. It would be better to repeat thousands of times looking for a needle in the sand.

Because there is an absolute behind me… I don’t like my personality or my actions.

“But while you were gone, God-Ruri-Ruri descended on Ruri students.”

“Ah, I knew because Baek-ri called. Did I tell you something?”

“Bleedier is coming”

“The bastards who left behind their mother? It’s fucked up.”

I don’t play pad lip because I’m dizzy. If you’re really a trash bastard, even if you do all kinds of bickering, you won’t get a pad lip. That’s why I don’t tolerate it when I listen to it instead of not doing it.

It is said that the opponent is such a fucking person to the extent that I, the pad-lip, reflexively come out.

Bloodier, the worst predator.

Even if they are sub-objects, they are nasty guys who turn into Planet Eaters if conditions are met. If you go to a higher level individual… They are transcendental species with various tastes that not only the stars, but also civilizations and gods eat. As far as I know, it’s the worst kind.

Basically, except for the same people, everyone sees it as their own food. Literally, not figuratively.

“Sub-objects? Please call them sub-objects. At least knights and dragons.”

“I said it was a corps commander class.”

“Fuck you”

Fuck this can’t escape.

I don’t care about the perishing of the civilizations that are so stubborn. At best, the Great Demon Kings gather together to destroy the invaded civilization, but do not actively intervene. In the end, it’s natural that the rise and fall is also the logic of the world.

However, if a transcendent intervenes there, the story changes. Civilizations clashing with each other eventually leads to the development of civilization, but the transcendent destroys them all with unreasonable force.

Besides, if it’s a corps commander class, it depends on the opponent, but there are people I have to risk my life for. Moreover, if he loses, he may not be reincarnated, but his whole soul may be eaten.

But I have no intention of running away. If that was the case, it would be to turn a blind eye to the responsibility and duty of bearing the name of the Great Demon King.

“How long do you have left?”

“I’ve been told I’ve set aside a few days to come, but it probably won’t take long.”

“……Okay”

First of all, I need to prepare my mind.