Chapter 1466 – [Crazy Heroine Trouble Calling the Storm!!!]
I rented a kitchen here and cooked. There were plenty of different types of ingredients and plenty of quantity, but since the place to cook is a place… First of all, I do my best to cook.
At the same time, Lulu was attached to me. Centipede’s father, so he could be next to King Bloodier, but he deliberately stays next to me and interferes with me.
“Mister, what are you going to cook?”
“Is there anything special to do? Just make it with the ingredients you have.”
The Bloodiers like human flesh, but perhaps because I warned them, there was no human flesh among the ingredients. Except for me, no one eats it, but since I cook, I honestly don’t want to touch it.
The Absolute of Destiny is also an Absolute, so he probably won’t pay much attention to cannibals, but he hates me. I know what human flesh tastes like, but cooking with it is one thing.
Anyway, I cook in moderation. Of course, since Bloodier ate it, the amount was a lot. I’m going to make so many that I can stack them on a table.
“First of all, stir-fry this, boil this once and fry it… There’s a lot of work.”
“Mister, can you help me?”
“Do you have any cooking experience?”
“Hmmm… I have experience peeling skin off.”
“The subject must be a human or something similar.
“…So you don’t like it?”
“First of all, try trimming the meat there. I’ll see if I can entrust you with something else after watching you do it.”
What is my relationship with Lulu?
When we first met, it seems like we hit it off. Even then, Lulu appeared out of nowhere and ate people, so I ran to stop her.
If Lulu works as a dimensional bloodier, she doesn’t know, but if she destroys her civilization just to eat, then as long as I know that, I have to stop it as the Great Demon King. Because that’s one of the duties of the Great Demon King.
The relationship that led to that continues to this day… I wonder if they are just acquaintances now.
“It’s done!!!”
“Let’s see… Ah, it’s okay”
“You did well, right? You worked hard!!!!”
“Yes, yes. I’ll make something delicious with it, so wait a minute.”
I don’t know if it’s surprising or obvious, but the meat Lulu touched was pretty well prepared. Thanks to that, my work has been reduced a bit.
Even while I was cooking, Lulu was always by my side. I wanted to know why she was like that, but it seems that she had other purposes besides caliber.
“Mister, I helped you, what do you have?”
“What do you want?”
“Special dish!!!!”
“Can I have one more side dish?”
“Not that, Uncle’s cooking”
“Everything I do is my cooking, what are you talking about?”
“Uncle’s cooking, not uncle’s cooking”
“No, he’s suddenly showing his true colors?!”
What Lulu wants is not a dish made by me, but a dish made by me. No, he said he was proud that there was no human flesh among the ingredients, so he was looking at me as an ingredient?!
“I’m not asking you to cut off your arm, just some blood!!!”
“Sweet it…Then I’ll make you one for dessert, so go back.”
“I promised!!!”
It’s not someone I don’t know at all, it’s just blood.
I don’t intend to cook with human flesh, but it’s just blood, so I think it’s okay. If you only collect blood, you will be used to it because it visually feels like making blood.
While thinking about what to make, I decided to make pudding mixed with blood. Blood Pudding. In the West, blood pudding is originally called blood pudding, but this time it’s not just blood pudding, it’s actually a mixture of blood and pudding.
I’m glad it’s my blood. If not, I wouldn’t have cooked in the first place.
Of course, the blood pudding made like that is also one serving. Oh, based on Bloodier, it’s one serving. No other guys King Bloody, Nabal, and anyway none.
I started cooking right away. Numerous dishes were put on the table, and Dispair and Dragnity, who were looking uninterested, began to pay attention. It’s not that even Bloodier doesn’t have a sense of taste, he feels that humans are delicious, but apart from that, he eats normal food well.
If it wasn’t for that, in the first place, Lulu wouldn’t have eaten at my house because it was delicious.
“It’s quite a feast, isn’t it?”
“I’ve heard of your cooking skills, but seeing them in person is quite impressive.”
“You’ve done it for now, so eat it. If you don’t have enough, you can’t help it.”
Actually, if it’s not enough, I can make more, but I don’t want to do that because the situation is like this. Just as I don’t want to eat in an uncomfortable place, I don’t want to cook in an uncomfortable place.
Still, the quantity and quality of the dishes I had cooked was sufficient, and the meal began soon. The Bloodiers ate at their own expense, perhaps because they were in front of guests or at the King Bloodier Castle.
On the other hand, as Eden said before, using utensils is the difference between animals and humans, but seeing that, I wonder if they are mimicking people rather than animals.
“Not bad”
“Hmm, pretty good”
“If you’re going to give a harsh evaluation, don’t eat it. You guys who won’t cook next time”
“Mister. Did you plan to come to my house again next time?”
“I don’t know, I’ll have to think about it after seeing what you’re talking about today”
King Bloodier and the Absolute of Fate rather ate without saying anything. The expression is also expressionless, so I don’t know if it’s delicious or not.
You might be able to know the reaction of the two through a sneak peek, but… It’s hard here. If I tried to do it, I would soon notice and be alerted.
If it’s a determined and hostile situation, I’d say fuck it and write it, but the situation is ambiguous, so I’m a bit reluctant. At least for now, I decided to go quietly.
Serve a separate dessert afterwards. The others are normal pudding, but Lulu’s was blood pudding mixed with my own blood.
Thanks to that, the pudding that Ruru eats is bright blood, so it tells the public that he gave away something else. Despair said while looking at Lulu’s blood pudding.
“What is it, are you discriminatory?”
“Why don’t you discriminate a little? If you’re an adult, just eat what you’re given like an adult. You didn’t pay for it anyway, so what are you complaining about while eating for free?”
But, like a Bloodier, it seems that he has grasped what I have given to Lulu. Unlike before, Dragnity also pays attention to Lulu’s pudding, revealing a deep interest and appetite.
“But isn’t that the case if the same customer serves a different menu?”
“Luru helped me prepare the food when I was cooking, so that’s a bonus. If you want to discriminate, next time you guys should also help me with the ingredients.”
Why don’t you take care of one more kid who worked harder? The pudding only contains my own blood, and there won’t be that much of a difference in taste.
Lulu carefully took a spoonful of the pudding and ate it. She could swallow a small piece of pudding in one bite if she wanted to, but seeing her do that, it seems like she is eating delicious food sparingly.
“Ummmm!!! It’s delicious!!!! The sweetness of the pudding and the taste of the uncle’s blood go perfectly together!!!! It gives off the unique savory feeling of blood!!!”
“You eat well. Why don’t you become a gourmet later?”
“And I love the taste of this and that in your blood.”
“What flavor?”
“Not the physical taste of blood, but the taste of complex emotions, as if the old man’s life had melted into it.”
The reason why Bloodier eats humans is not simply a matter of human flesh, but because such humans have good thoughts while living. Because animals without intelligence do not have that intelligence, their thoughts are simple and the taste is monotonous, and humans are the most numerous among the intelligent races.
If you eat my blood, the thoughts contained in the blood of the transcendental person… Among them, the negative thoughts will suit Bloodier’s taste better. I’m not a Bloodier, so I don’t know.
“Hey, Lulu, I’ll take a bite too”
“This is mine!!! The uncle gave it to me, so I can’t even give it to Disfare unnie!!! I’ll eat it all by myself!!!”
“This guy is mean…!!!”
“What comes from the body of a transcendental person is the delicacy of delicacies for us. As a transcendentalist lives, he builds up emotions through such trials, and those feelings are infused with taste in the body. To be honest, I want to try it too.”
“This is mine!!! Don’t even give it to Dragunity oppa!!!!”
Obviously, Lulu must have been the youngest among the kids here, but seeing that she covets food, she seemed to know about their food cravings.
However, King Bloodier was smiling strangely while watching that scene, and the Absolute of Destiny also giggled while drinking coffee.
“Am I right?”
“Yeah, that’s right”
“What is it, why are you talking about things only people know about? Let me know too”
What’s more, the two of them are doing it, so it’s fucking unsettling.
Anyway, I think we had dinner. Let’s get to the main topic. I don’t know how long, will you be like this?
“If you’re originally from a human, bloodiers are awkward. It’s usually a relationship between a predator and a prey. Even if the other person is transcendental, it’s the same.”
“Let’s get to the main topic, so why are you saying something strange again?”
“Because it’s not an unrelated story. To be honest, we’re not the kind of beings that are welcome anywhere. But you seem to be pretty blatant towards us like that.”
“No, I don’t like you either”
I’m used to Lulu, so she’s a little better, but she’s a bit awkward with the other bloody guys. Especially King Bloodier.
At that, King Bloodier smiled and continued.
“So, do you serve the reluctant Bloodier a dish of your own?”
“It’s just blood. What do you think of blood donation?”
“Normally I don’t think so. Also, even if you give me blood, it’s not normal to cook with your own blood.”
“I think I’ll do phantom because of my sister-in-law.”
“You’re not normal either. But I liked your attitude.”
“What?”
Before long, King Bloodier brought out a very shocking story.
Why did the Absolute of Destiny come despite the Phantom’s threat? He revealed what the two of them were up to.
“We Bloodiers have decided to ally with the Absolute Fate faction.”
“What?!”
“You’d have expected something like that if I’d gone on my own, right? Should I be surprised?”
“I knew you were going to explode something, but an alliance… It’s a joke.”
The opponent is a dimensional Bloodier. If you form an alliance, your power will greatly increase on our side as well.
Of course, this force is not formidable. Among the Four Heavenly Kings of this faction, there were only three Lords, including Mr. Genesis, who is the absolute. In addition to that, if you add the Absolute of Destiny, there are only two Absolutes.
In addition, the Bloodiers are the absolute King Bloodier, and the Lord-level corps commanders. Oh, of course, Lulu is weak, so she’s not a road class, but anyway.
Bloodiers had powers worthy of a dimensional species, and quality was also higher than that of other dimensional species. Even Utopia isn’t that far apart from other Hannons because it’s bound by its innate limitations, but King Bloodier is on a level comparable to the Absolute.
If it’s not accepted as a subordinate, but an alliance, it means that even the absolute of destiny sees the other side as an equal force to some extent. And since it’s such an alliance, he should have come and talked to him himself.
I just had one question. What did King Bloodier see and form an alliance with us?
The alliance also had to have mutual merits. The reason why I follow the absolute ruler of fate is because of the loyalty I have connected with Zion. In addition to that, there was also the fact that he didn’t play strange pranks on Shion.
If so, I think King Bloodier accepted this alliance because he thought he could get something out of this alliance.
“…Is that it?”
“I don’t know what you mean?”
“It’s worth knowing”
Bloodier’s long-cherished wish is always the same. Gray’s death.
Since Gray became an absolute and gained immortality, I wonder if they will be able to achieve what they want, but if such a force gathers, the possibility will not be zero.
In the first place, there is nothing absolute or impossible in this world. Even if the probability is very slim, it will eventually exist.
The Bloodiers would have accepted and concluded this alliance in order to kill Gray. If you miss this opportunity, you never know when the next opportunity will come.
“But what does this have to do with what we were talking about earlier?”
“Even though there is mutual benefit, the benefit is not trustworthy. Besides, I and the Absolute of Destiny have fought once before over Chaos Road. Then, do you know what is needed to make up for that trust?”
“……A marriage of convenience?”
It is a method that has been used frequently since ancient times. Even if the world develops and changes, arranged marriages exist anytime, anywhere.
Considering that chaebol families are intertwined even on Earth, as long as there is greed, arranged marriages and customs will not disappear and will continue to exist. It’s just that it’s a little strange for Transcendentalists and Transcendentalists to do that.
“Are you going to brag about your fate with you?”
“Are you out of your mind?”
“Ah, are you Dispair and Lucian? They always say they’re marrying a red-haired tsundere girl, so they’ll make their wishes come true.”
“Hey, I’m not interested in a dirty bastard like that.”
King Bloodier laughs and reminds me to escape from reality. Actually, I knew it, but I wanted to pretend I didn’t know as much as possible.
The target of the arranged marriage he mentioned is me.
Uh? Then, if I come out of the faction of the Absolute of Destiny, maybe from the Bloodier side…
“The target of this alliance’s arranged marriage is you and Lulu.”
“Eh”
“Why are you surprised, Lulu?! You didn’t even tell the person in question?!”
“So, aren’t we talking to both parties right now? It’s the same thing we didn’t know about each other anyway.”
“I hope you have a pretty love. This is my sincerity”
Absolute of destiny, come to work!!!!
That bitch sold me!!!!