Chapter 150 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

Anyway, I decided to stay in Russia for a while. Thinking of it as if I was on an overseas trip, I decided to eat something delicious.

I can’t go sightseeing in this state because I can’t reveal my identity, and I’m not in a situation where I can do it, so the only thing left is something to eat. Fortunately, the rice here was good even to my eyes, as if the chef’s skill was good.

Sometimes I had a meal with President Vladimir, but it didn’t bother me too much because it was just a few casual conversations.

“Human civilization is still in full swing. It’s only been 20 years since the Gaia Force appeared, so with a little acceleration, space development will be possible within 100 years.”

“What do you think is the most important thing to have such a skill?”

“Once we figured out the characteristics of Gaia Force, it doesn’t react easily unless it’s a human’s will. So far, there is no record of an inanimate object other than humans or animals using Gaia Force? So, applying this ability to technology That kind of research is needed.”

“It’s a bit difficult to understand, but are you saying that we need to make something like the core of an enemy species?”

“That could also be a one-way approach. However, in order to create a core, a suitable catalyst is required… Perhaps even if there is a Force user with that kind of characteristic, it might be difficult.”

“Come to think of it, what is your opinion about the core of the enemy species? For the time being, it emits Raff energy semi-permanently, so I think it’s next-generation energy…”

“Can you guarantee the stability of something that does not come from this planet, but from another dimension? If the invasion of the enemy species is cut off tomorrow, what will you do with the supply? Rather than using Raff energy, it is better to study what is given now.”

“Hmm, I see. But…”

I just need to be fucking still.

I decided to focus only on the dish in front of my eyes. Oh, the meat in this house is delicious.

If you ask about scientific opinions, Zion is bound to be ahead of me. Even if it is related to this ability, it is difficult for me to say.

Shiva, if it’s martial arts, I can do it to some extent because I have my level, but the scientific and economic fields are outside the fields I’m interested in. I’d rather ask about things like mind swordsmanship or sword swordsmanship.

Zion and President Vladimir talked for a while, and after the meal, they had a tea time. Hey, it’s over now I was scolded because I was eating alone.

“It was a good time. Would you like to eat together next time?”

“I’m fine”

“Ah, did you like the meal? If you didn’t like it because it’s from a foreign country, I’ll invite a Korean chef.”

“No. It was quite oily, but that’s what I like.”

“Oh, then I’ll tell the chef that next time too.”

The one who likes oily things is, of course, my wife. If it wasn’t an alien, I might have died of high blood pressure long ago.

But I don’t know if I’m getting fat or not. I thought I gained weight while I was in England. For the time being, if you eat greasy food in Russia, you will gain more weight.

My plump wife…Dog! Chew! Possible!!!

Anyway, while I was delusional, Shion fell for a while to go to the bathroom, and only President Vladimir and I remained to enjoy tea time. Oh, this tea is pretty good. The scent isn’t bad either.

“Are you okay with tea? I prepared a good one, but I don’t know if it will suit your taste.”

“Oh, that’s fine. It’s been a while since I’ve had tea of ​​this quality. I usually drink coffee at home.”

“Do you like coffee?”

“I mainly drink coffee, but I don’t really care about anything. As long as it tastes good, I’m good at it.”

To be honest, I eat pretty much anything unless it goes to the level where it’s not meant to be eaten by people. There was no choice but to eat in the yard that had just become a dystopia and salted and ate monster meat that had been mutated by radioactivity.

I didn’t have anything to talk about science or economics, but President Vladimir immediately gave me something to talk about.

“How did you two meet?”

“…….”

If I’m going to tell this story, I’ll start with LA… No, not LA, LA. Not even Dr. Allion.

When I asked how I met Shion, I met Shion who was also fangirling. Even after a long time has passed, the memory will not be forgotten.

Maybe… I remember that was the beginning of my reincarnation. At that time, I suffered a lot in many ways. It was hopeless because the life I thought would end once I died had started again.

Before I became a reincarnated person. The first life that made me who I am today was quite hard-boiled. Kind of like John Wick. I just didn’t retire.

“I do not know”

I lost my parents at a young age.

At the time, I was only in middle school, and I had two younger siblings below me. With no relatives to turn to and no money left, there was no way I could take care of my younger siblings.

In the midst of that, there was a gangster who came to me, who was a bit good at using his fists at the time.

I’ll give you money, just kill one guy.

…….Yes, I know. I’ve often said to myself how fucked up it is to put a value on human life. But at the time I couldn’t afford it. I had no money, I had to take care of my younger siblings, and I couldn’t work because I was young.

With the money he promised, at least my siblings could live until they graduated from college, and since I was in middle school, I was going to go to juvenile detention. After calculating all of that, I sold my humanity for money.

After that, how can the contract killers keep their promise? All in all, the guy he killed was the leader of a gangster in a nationwide district, and thanks to that, he was chased by both the police and the gang, and eventually got back to freedom through a deal after enduring while running away.

But I couldn’t go back to my normal routine. Having already sold my humanity for money, I can no longer live a normal life.

So that’s all I learned, so I took money and killed people myself. I have no intention of defending myself. Even if I go back to that time, there is no other way left for me.

After playing in Seoul, it spreads nationwide. Then, my name gradually became known abroad… I sometimes played with the special forces, made friends with the mafia, and put a hole in the head of a Mexican drug lord. Hey, even thinking about it now makes me turbulent.

Then, at a young age in Italy, I met my wife who was playing a mafia boss. The reason why my ideal type of her is blonde, her eyepatch, and small breasts is because of her, and she is good at Italian because of her.

I hated myself, but I couldn’t end my life by suicide. There is nothing as shameless as killing someone by suicide in order to live and for my own greed. But even so, it was not easy to die to others.

So I decided to become a villain. One day a hero will come along and kill me to become a villain.

But in the end, I thought it was the end as I died of old age without meeting such a hero.

Until reincarnated.

“We really met by chance. Then we realized that we were in the same situation and became a bond.”

It wasn’t a satisfying death, but I thought that death was the end, and when I was reincarnated again, I despaired. At that time, I was so desperate that I even attempted suicide, which I didn’t want to do. I, who have been reincarnated so far, were the first and last to attempt suicide.

Then I gave up and decided to live… And met Shion.

Shion hadn’t changed between then and now. She was as cute as now, as pretty as now. At that time, she recognized that I was a reincarnated person and was at the level of having a meal together.

No matter how reincarnated and lifeless races it is, it is difficult to meet in these countless dimensions and wide universe. Nevertheless, I met her even after reincarnation.

“We have different likes and tastes, but we can embrace everything because we love each other. It seems that love is the most important.”

Even then, we were just talking. But one day, Zion came to me with a slightly gloomy expression.

You may have talked about it once before. Her Zion told her that there was a civilization that developed with her technology, but she betrayed her.

Hanon, a member of Shion, is a being whose body is made of a substance called ether. Ether has an excellent capacity to contain the energy of the creation of the universe, the Big Bang, but if the ether is annihilated by more than a certain amount, that energy can also cause the Big Bang.

Since human greed is always infinite, humans who wanted power equal to infinity captured Zion with the technology Zion taught them.

After that… Let’s just say I didn’t see anything good. Because the pissed-off utopia has changed the stars.

Her civilization, which she believed in, betrayed her after hundreds of years. She was reincarnated as a transcendental species from a human and lived without worrying about her self-identity like me. It was her first ordeal.

Such Zion came to me, her final resting place.

“I love you now. I will continue to do so. Probably for the rest of my life until the day I die.”

The world changes and people change.

As a reincarnated person, if I die and reincarnate in another world, everything will be reset. Even your own appearance.

Shion, who had no lifespan, saw her acquaintances die and her civilization developed, threatening herself.

Maybe they wanted to find a sanctuary with people who were in the same situation as each other. That’s why we rely on each other and live together.

Even though they have been together as a couple for a long time, there has not been a single big fight between them. At least a city was blown away at the largest. That’s enough to not even get into a fight.

“You are a really good couple.”

“Although I’ve heard other people say that sesame seeds are poured too much.”

“Isn’t it rather nice? Seeing the two of them together, I honestly envy them.”

“Let’s talk among men later over a drink or two. Oh, among the drinks that transcendentalists drink, there are some drinks that make you healthy and increase your lifespan. Let’s get one out.”

“Oh! Is there such a drink?”

“Anyway, at that point, there’s no point in drinking it. It’s good for people with effects to drink it.”

Originally, it was given only to close people, but giving it to a friendly person in a high position is also a good law to buy favor. You don’t know what will happen later, so if you find it difficult to live in Korea, you can come to Russia or America. It’s a base meal for that time.

“And good for virility”

“……Is that true?”

“Really good”

It’s meaningless for me to drink it, but if ordinary people drink it, wouldn’t their married life improve? To the point where I have to worry about the table top at breakfast.

Just then, Shion, who had gone to the bathroom, returned.

“What were you talking about?”

“It’s just a story”

“It was just small talk.”

It wasn’t even a match, but President Vladimir and I came up with similar words.

For men, virility is a major problem.

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First of all, this is the first time that Shion, called Raccoon Girl, has appeared either officially or unofficially, even if it is me. Perhaps it was sent to Korea by e-mail to spread the first Shinhyeon dimension seismic detector, but it did not appear.

High-ranking people in most countries knew Shion, a raccoon girl. So, I wanted to meet not only President Vladimir, but also the Prime Minister of Russia and other politicians below him.

And…It wasn’t limited to Russian politicians.

“A Korean Ambassador to Russia?”

“Shall we meet?”

“I’ll have to listen to what you’re talking about.”

First of all, as long as you live in Korea, it’s better not to make a lot of things to pretend to be with the Korean government. Besides, even though I passed it roughly, there were a lot of things that happened because of the mess in Japan.

Besides, the stakes in this matter are huge. Russia will use that interest to avoid and restore it, but other countries will use it to prosper and strengthen their country… To be honest, I don’t want to give it to them. In the first place, I am a civilization bystander.

That’s why I didn’t want to make it official. The flying flies keep coming back.

But I’ve thought about all of this and made up my mind. Even if you don’t feel like it, you have to finish the work somehow, so the next time will be easier.

“But surprisingly, the US side is quiet. They also visited Korea, shouldn’t the US be faster?”

“I already noticed, but it’s because the Russian government is blocking it.”

“……Okay?”

“Perhaps Korea is the country we live in, so it seems that President Vladimir made a separate statement. There is no need to offend us, so the Korean ambassador would have passed it.”

It seems to be a bit politically mixed. U.S. And Russia have been rivals since ancient times. Even if you’re not conscious of it, the emotions that have been going on since the Soviet era won’t easily disappear.

If it is difficult to understand, just look at the relationship between Japan and Korea. Aren’t there any bad feelings left because of what happened in the past? The timing is also strange because it is the Cold War after the end of the Japanese colonial period.

First of all, even though I am a reincarnated person, I am Korean with a soul that likes to eat rice in hot soup. However, this does not mean that we do not view the relationship with Japan in a biased way, it is just a matter of reflection and responsibility.

Germany, despite the great mistakes of the Nazis and Hitler, tried to liquidate them.

Oh, of course I’m not saying I did it perfectly. There are still piles of things to be settled, and as in Korea, the property of pro-Japanese relatives could not be recovered, and the property of those in power who were members of the Nazi Party could not seize the property, and the former colonial country could not be compensated.

But at least in Germany, if you say something like praising the Nazis, the police will come and arrest you right away. Of course, it is not an analogy. If you raise one arm and give a Nazi salute, you can sleep in the police station that day. And not only that, but also definitely educate the people of their country about what they did in the past and admit that they weren’t right.

It’s good to see reflection, if not all. No matter how serious a crime is committed, it begins with self-reflection. Then punishment or forgiveness awaits.

But what about Japan? Aren’t these bastards trembling, saying that those days were good, let alone reflecting? Then what did you see?

Those who do not reflect on the past do not deserve to live. Judging as the Great Demon King, it is, of course, a civilization reset agenda. Of course, I don’t intend to judge the entire planet just by looking at Japan, but sometimes there are civilizations like that. At that time, I shoot without looking at it.

Oh, the story is out of the way. Anyway, Japanese folks, don’t think about getting bean curd from me unless you come back after reflecting on yourself. I don’t know if Hibiki comes, but if the prime minister comes, I’ll start with Togeza.

“I’ll prepare the car first.”

“By the way, what about the radioactive black tea?”

“I’ve got it”

“If you eat radium chocolate with radioactive black tea in a crowd of people, you’ll be in big trouble.”

“I’m also cautious.”

“It’s not like it was there from the beginning, it’s a problem because it happened after being treated badly.”

I vividly remember the time when I treated a royal family with radium chocolate and then yelled at them for assassinating them.

Anyway, I told the Korean ambassador to come in. As I prepared some drinks for a quick chat, a middle-aged man with a clean look entered.

But this man’s head…? No, it looks fine on the outside, but it feels a little strange?

“Nice to meet you. I am Cha Kyung-hwan, Ambassador of the Embassy in Russia.”

“I’m Raccoon Man”

“I am a raccoon girl”

…….Now I’m thinking about it. Maybe I improvised the hero name too much? It doesn’t matter if I go around talking like that, but that harm goes to Zion!

If I apply for a hero name change later, will you accept it?

At least I think it would be better if I call him Captain Korea!