Chapter 154 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

The happening with fairy tears was such a big commotion that even appeared in Russian newspapers. It seems that Russia also suffers from hair loss.

Even if I knew about other benefits, I didn’t know that fairy tears were effective for hair loss. No, how do you know that? In the first place, if it was a civilization that could trade fairy tears, there was no one who had hair loss because they had developed a cure for hair loss!

“Hair loss is like a punishment from hell for all bald people”

“You’re not balding, you’ve escaped. Even though you weren’t there.”

“But what should I do? It’s quite a fuss.”

“If it’s featured prominently in the newspapers, it’s worth it in Korea.”

It is obvious that this kind of incident is definitely up on the portal site when you look at our country’s trashy that is not confirmed with information that has not been confirmed.

This is true, so secondly, I wish those trashies would die…

“I’ll finish my work in Russia for now. After that, I’ll go back to Korea.”

“Mmmm, what’s the next step?”

“It’s over”

“My husband’s strength is that he has no plans.”

“That’s praising me, that’s sarcastic”

“Anyway, let’s just go that way.”

“Hey, will you answer the question I just asked?”

At my words, Shion looked down between her legs.

“A question?”

“No, there’s a sex drip!”

Surely that’s a question too! It’s a question!

Seeing my wife hit the sex drip first, it looks like it’s piled up quite a bit.

I need to go home and have sex. Maybe it should be like that all day.

“This side is also finished, I’ll probably be back in a day or two.”

“I wonder if they’ll let you go easily”

“It’s not like I can’t go even if I don’t let you go, right?”

“It’s just rude if you go.”

I have accumulated good feelings so far, but I feel bad when that good feeling disappears in Hankyu just because I chose the wrong option. There was a miyeonsi like that sometimes.

…..What, why, what. I also like Deokjil as much as Shion. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to get along with my wife, who only likes three things: sex, food, and virtue. Respect is the most important thing between husband and wife, but understanding comes next.

“What about the Korean side… I can understand it just by looking at the community.”

“He goes around with something like a recent Raccoon Man meme”

“Grow your hair or something”

I went to a Korean community site on my cell phone and roughly looked at the reaction.

[Raccoon Man sprayed hair loss treatment in Russia]

[I’m sorry]

[What kind of bullshit is the embassy staff in Russia getting certified?]

[I heard that there are regeneration potions and radiation treatment equipment that can only come out of fantasy…]

[F * UCK! There is a hair loss cure now, but is that a problem!]

[The hair loss was taken care of by this raccoon man, so don’t worry!]

[Thank you so much Raccoon Man!!!]

[So when will it go on sale?]

[I don’t know, it’s not out yet]

It’s kind of like this. No, it’s not a hair loss treatment. That it’s better Health supplements… No, in Korea, the law was strict. Anyway, there is a hair loss treatment, but it’s actually better!

But you can’t do that openly here, and what’s left is either really spraying hair loss treatment or leaving it alone.

“What are you going to do?”

“I’m worried”

If it was something like anti-gravity technology, I would have ignored it without even thinking about it, but it is a hair loss treatment that is ambiguous again. Since it doesn’t directly affect life, it’s a bit of a no-brainer.

I don’t know much about it, but I know that the pain is severe because there are often bald people among my acquaintances. Ah, mental pain rather than physical pain.

“If you have the raw materials, additional production is not that difficult.”

“Is that raw material difficult to make with earth technology?”

“Even though it’s a bit cumbersome to make, it’s not difficult to produce if you develop it. Just tell me how to make it.”

“Then what will you give me?”

“The USB containing the recipe is here”

“As expected, she is my wife. The preparations are thorough.”

I already sprayed something that is difficult to make with earth civilization, but nothing more changes just because I sprayed a hair loss cure. No, it’s not about human life and death, it’s about hair loss.

Honestly, I don’t think anyone will die of hair loss other than suicide due to psychological trauma. So, it counts as a donation.

First of all, I called Ambassador Cha Kyung-hwan. Unlike the last time, her face was much brighter, and she had short hair, but she had a confident expression.

Maybe it’s grown a little more than last time, so it’s just a style like a late-life sergeant on the eve of being discharged from the military, but somehow, he seemed more confident in the fact that it was his own hair.

“What did you call for?”

“Hasn’t Mr. Geo changed his attitude in a few days?”

“You even fixed my hair loss, which I’ve been longing for all my life, and it’s worth it.”

Last time, he was quite hateful, but this time, he has a good-natured impression, enough to remove his gallbladder. The view itself didn’t look too bad either. Does the place and situation make it that way?

Anyway, I handed him the USB I received from Shion.

“This……?”

“It’s a USB containing the recipe for hair loss treatment.”

“……!”

Ambassador Cha Kyung-hwan’s hands trembled as he carefully held the USB.

People who have eaten meat know better, and conversely, those who have experienced hair loss know better. I don’t know because I don’t hang.

But at least he’ll know, so he’ll know how to deal with it.

“Even though the fairy tears you drank last time are commercially available, the amount is not large. Even famous brand wines are at most tens of thousands of bottles, and at least thousands of bottles. Even if you convert them into medicine, you know that the amount is not enough for hair loss people all over the world to use, right? “

“Of course”

“First, take it and give it to the government. Anyone with brains will know how much money it can make.”

I heard that even though it doesn’t affect life, it’s an incurable disease because the genetic problem is so great.

As a joke, they say that if you develop a hair loss treatment, you could win a Nobel Prize. Would that be an exaggeration too? Well, even if I received it, Shion would receive it, not me, but he couldn’t intentionally try to receive it when it wasn’t a skill he developed.

“What type of therapy is it?”

“There is no immediate effect like the fairy tears that Ambassador Cha drank, but it is a treatment that can be effective within a week at least.

“It’s amazing. I thought you were only good at scientific skills, but I didn’t expect you to have an expertise in this kind of field. Ah! Come to think of it, regeneration potions were also in that field!”

“Well, to be honest, biotechnology isn’t my field of expertise.”

Shion is science, but her major is physics. Things related to the human body aren’t that great, so those affiliates tend to refer to other external data or buy technology or items for use.

You can see that the regeneration potion is not self-made, but from Delta Castle.

“……Then what do you want to do with the profit?”

“Oh, the government said to use it. Instead, it is for restoration and support for damage caused by hostile species.”

“Yes?! But it’s not a joke of profit! If you can treat hair loss even if it costs hundreds of millions of dollars, there are many people who will pay for it, but if you are the type who constantly needs treatment, even if you look at long-term profits…!”

“Do you think you need money or something? We?”

In the first place, the money Shion earned from stock investment was also money. If I really wanted to make money, I would rather sell other skills than this.

At the very least, if they were to sell only anti-gravity technology, they would immediately bring in money on a national level, not a company. In the US, even if you use NASA’s budget… No, NASA will rather pay for it and ask you to buy it.

However, I have no intention of being condescending with the money I earn just for hair loss treatment. I just want the money to be put to good use.

“I’m from an institution. My parents died in the Great Depression 20 years ago.”

“…I see. I’m sorry.”

“So I know very well how poor the facilities are these days.”

Twenty years ago, the number of orphans caused by the Great Depression was significant. Those who died at the time were also people, but the remaining children were entrusted to improvised facilities and had a gloomy childhood and adolescence.

Of course, there is a lot of budget to go into to restore the damage, but the administration is already a mess. In such a situation, there was no way that national facilities could operate properly.

“It’s the same as having to spend a budget there anyway. Then treat the kids when they’re growing up well. In particular, take care of the directors who siphon off school lunches or subsidies.”

“Ah! That’s already improving.”

“You’re arguing. Who knows that you’re playing with the media to reduce facilities due to budgetary issues? Do you think it was the old days when people believed that if you only manipulated the media, it was like that? These days, they start touching and seeing Pikachu’s belly.”

“………”

Occasionally, news about non-return facilities comes out. So, even though the relevant laws were passed. In the end, the era entered a stable period, so it was nothing more than the purpose of reducing the facilities and saving the budget.

If they really wanted to improve, it would be enough just to replace the ledger without shutting down the facility itself. If you look at the stupidity of public officials, you will find answers to all of them.

“Go back and tell the truth. Honestly, I wouldn’t care where the money went into the affairs of the country. If even a corruption of 10 won happens, don’t think it will end well.”

“…Do you intend to do something illegal?”

“How many people go missing every year in our country?”

“Sah, no murder!”

“If I physically grind and burn a person whose identity has been deleted so that there is no trace left in the world, would I be more likely to be found guilty, or more likely to be released for lack of evidence?”

“………”

All of the Atlas test subjects I’ve killed so far have been treated as dead, so even if they’re known, it won’t be murder. Because it kills the dead person.

“It’s obvious even if you don’t see what high-ranking people in our country are doing. So instead of taking even 1 percent of the profits from this business, I’ll watch you guys do well. Somebody received a rebate from a company. If you don’t want to see it, do it.”

“Ah, I see”

“I’m the kind of person who jokes but doesn’t say gossip. If you said you’d do it, I’d really do it. So tell me straight up.”

However, even if I say this, there are definitely youngsters who do not listen.

Especially those in high positions are bastards who don’t even know where their power comes from.

Noblesse Oblige. In particular, there are too many young people who ignore issues that should be taken for granted in a democratic society where power has been handed over from the majority and see the people as dogs and pigs.

I don’t know how to edify them. So what I do is always negative.

Negative to minus, and in the end, only zero remains.

“I’ll put up with being manipulative elsewhere. In the first place, I don’t have the right to say anything over there.”

There are no truly honest people in the world. Even if a person in power really cares for the people, there will be some degree of corruption after seeing the reality and compromising. That is what it means to say that there is no one who does not come out even dust by shaking it off.

So I won’t talk about what I’ve been doing and what I’m going to do. Because I wouldn’t even be interested in it in the first place.

“But be careful with this business.”

I bet you Obviously, there are always guys who get money or steal profits.

If that happens, I’ll be exposed on the news and beat him up with my own hands. I warned you like this, but you didn’t listen to the back of your ear.

It’s not a fan sound. Sounds like killing

If you kill all the members of the National Assembly who committed corruption, it is clear that there will be no one left in the National Assembly. So I will adjust, but at least the first one I kill will be an example.

“I understand what you are saying. I will definitely deliver it to the government.”

“Uncle, you must be in a lot of trouble”

Anyway, I won’t repeat what I said. However, it has to be refined and conveyed to some extent… It is also a job to wrap it up so that the government, who is in a position to listen to it, does not feel bad.

He said he would kill him openly, but even as a liberal arts student, I can’t easily imagine how the heck to decorate it.

However, Ambassador Cha Gyeong-hwan smiled and brushed his short hair.

“With this, I received all the rewards.”

A man’s confidence is determined by his head, abs, and stamina. Honestly, what else is there besides those three? Game skills? Look? But look is in your head, so take it out. Unless he’s an alien with his face on his ass.

Anyway, he lost and gained one of them, so his heart must be really happy.

“Ah, but after drinking that medicinal liquor, my body subtly improved, and every morning… Hmmm! Anyway, does this really have this effect?”

“I got all three of these guys.”

It seems that the breakfast table is different.

Shion, who was next to me, sneakily clung to me. Just like I’m frustrated, Shion is starting to notice that too.

“Let’s go home. Huh? Go home”

“……All right”

I feel like I’m already starting a mandatory defense battle.

I’m still in my 20’s!