Chapter 162 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]
He decided to talk while drinking the leftover chicken and beer.
No, the place I created to talk became a place to celebrate becoming a master user of Baekri.
“They say the scenery you see is different when you stand in a different place. Even if you’re a master user, you look like you’re sloppy to me.”
“What is it, Naru Zedong?”
“I haven’t lost my humanity to that extent. Still, considering that I’m a demon king these days, I think I’ve lost a lot of humanity since the old days.”
“Being aware of that is proof that you have humanity. Look at me. I’m not guilty of murder.”
“The Thousand Killer has come”
“Yeah, my master’s teacher is Neg hyung”
“This bastard is a padlip!”
“Then, should I say that your older brother is a great wizard who married a 10-year-old beast?”
“Better than the Compassion Archmage”
“Shiba, I remember those days. There was a time when the brothers were, in turn, the Virgin Wizard, the Virgin Demon King, the Virgin Dragon King, and the Virgin Spirit King.”
“Sukmaek is hereditary in my family, so it’s because the progress is slow.”
“Baekri, did you hear? No matter how old-fashioned you are, if you’re strong and have a good personality, you can date a woman, so be confident!”
“Oh, why are you suddenly hitting the bone?!”
“I’m a person who keeps what my brother says, so if you reincarnate as a woman, I’ll really give you my virginity. Of course, as long as you’re still alive.”
“As expected, that was Gura!!!”
“Did you believe that? Kick the reincarnated!”
Because she is a reincarnated person, there is no distinction between gender identities, so there is no objection to embracing a man as a woman. I’m not the one who fucks, but the one who gets hit, but since he’s a decent guy with a hundred li, I was willing to give him sympathy in the sense of giving him sex education.
But as long as Baekli is still alive! No matter how early I die, I will live longer than 100 li!!!
As I giggled, the chicken ran out before I knew it.
There is still alcohol left, but it’s a little too much to drink without a side dish, so I decided to give up my seat early. I have to go back to work, so help me with tidying up.
“Hey, Phantom, I’ll give you a card, so go and buy some presents for your sisters-in-law. There are still many department stores open, so you’d better go there.”
“Oh, thank you. But what about tea?”
“Are you going to leave the shadow drive behind and then boil it and eat it?”
“Keuuu, if you slice it and salt it, it’ll be disgusting.”
“Gomtang reminds me of military gomtang. I’d rather have seolleongtang.”
“I don’t know because I’m not a writer”
“What! The devil king bastard has lived on Earth and still hasn’t met him? You bastard is worse than the public interest!! You have to apologize to the public interest who does chores at the town office!”
“You bastard said he couldn’t go to the army because he fell into the Demon Realm when he was in high school!!!”
“At least, even our Baekri worked as a cook! A bastard worse than an ordinary earthling!”
“I’m proud of the military because I went to the army”
“Those who haven’t eaten the jam Anbalin army ria, don’t talk about the army”
“Fucking bastards scooped all the strawberry jam in front of me and ate it on bare bread. Bastards with no conscience…!”
“Looking at how our Baekri gets angry at the story of the military, it must be a Korean guy. But weren’t you a caterer? Didn’t you put it aside?”
“They took it and secretly ate it. And when a Korean man who served in the military gets angry, it’s either Buddha or dead.”
“Isn’t that the case with people dying in the army these days?”
“Are there times when you don’t?”
Even if you are careful, there are deaths in the military every year. But it’s rare that it comes out on a parchment.
But it can’t be helped because it happens by accident or carelessness. It’s not a dystopian society dominated by machines, and there’s no way there won’t be any damage.
But I can’t stand the fucking military food… All the idiots who skip taxes while arguing about livelihood corruption should go after all.
“Will you kill me?”
Suddenly, the phantom said something terrifying.
No, I kill people too, but that’s the next chance. Saying that the Phantom will kill you is like saying that you will throw it into the abyss and do laundry. I accept what I said for a laugh as if I were going to die. It was cold.
Bai Li must have realized that too, and her complexion turned pale. Because I know what the Great Demon King is doing, that kind of reaction comes out.
“Well, I’m kidding. I used to do that often, but since I became the Great Demon King, it’s rarely been like that.”
“It sounds like there is.”
“It’s not like this civilization is called, so there’s no need to exert effort. To be honest, if you’re called to a civilization that hasn’t even developed space, it’s going to be done by country, not by planet.”
“I thought they would blow it all up just because utopia is annoying”
“But how about Korea? Was it impeached?”
“I did it”
“Then, one vote for me, one vote for you, one vote for my daughter, and one vote for Nuri, so that’s a total of four votes. I’ll definitely pass it.”
“If I didn’t, I’d be pissed off.”
“You will be reincarnated during the Japanese colonial era. Or the Japanese invasion of Korea in 1592.”
“If it was under Japanese colonial rule, I would wear a mask, and if it was the Japanese invasion of Korea in 1592, I don’t like the king because I don’t like it.”
King Seonjo did a good job as a king until the war broke out, but when the Japanese raiders advanced, he threw away the capital and jumped out, just like the president.
Seungman Run is what you’re talking about, you. Does it make sense for the head of a fucking country to abandon the people and stand out? Even if he was dragged out to Gwanghwamun Square and beheaded, there was nothing to say.
“If you live in the world, there will always be one or two fuckers. There are often such people under me.”
“Well, your children are demons, so even if they live a long time, it’s about time for a generation change.
“I lost everything and purged”
“Baby, dictator level”
Phantom is a dictator. The position of the Great Demon King is not merely conceptual, but also practical, so it is the ruler who rules over one demon world.
There are several demon kings below, but in the end, it is a place where the logic of power still prevails in the strong self-esteem. If you’re confident in your skills, it’s not too bad to go there. If you’re confident you won’t fall behind.
Anyway, even if all the demon lords (even if there is a sister-in-law among them) gather, they are not even a jab to the great demon king, so it is almost like a one-man dictatorship.
However, if you see that it is a decent society even when I see it, the credibility increases that there is no politics as good as that when a competent dictator rules.
Phantom is going to be mad like me, so he doesn’t know anything about showing off his fucking political skills. He can’t do the economy by force, so he has to deal with it… If Phantom has a talent as a dictator, it’s to entrust the job to someone who is capable and trustworthy.
That’s why I’ve been playing the king of demons with people with bad tempers like demons. Perhaps, if the opponent was a human, he might have rather wiped out half of it and started working.
“How old are you two really?”
“Well, I haven’t counted since I was over 100.”
“I’m basically thousands of years old. I’m only in my 20s.”
“Still, where’s the saying that people in their 20s visit once in a while?”
“If you twist that, would you try being reincarnated?”
“Illiel alone is enough to be reincarnated.”
“How is your second sister-in-law’s health?”
“It looks like a pad lip, but it’s a pad lip, not a pad lip. Well, I got better because I fed a lot of good things. My father gave me the elixir concentrate.”
“Shit, this is why dirty gold spoons can’t do it. Even my wife bids every time an auction comes up to feed me that, but there are too many bastards who overbid.”
“Can you get me one?”
“It’s okay. It’s meaningful to eat what my wife saved me.”
“Is it some kind of medicine?”
“If you’ve played a game or two, you’ve probably heard of a potion called Elixir. It’s just a fucking drug.”
Elixir is a panacea, as is often seen in games. As an additional effect, threshold adjustment. If a human being cannot cross the physical limits with their body, it is possible to overcome the physical limits after drinking the elixir. In other words, it is easier to reach the transcendent.
The only person who can create is the Absolute of Creation. Even the material needs the blood of the absolute. In fact, it’s close to impossible to get by anyone.
The amount that comes out is also limited, and most of them are diluted solutions, and it is very rare that the undiluted solution comes out. In addition, since it is expensive to call, even Zion, who is not in short supply of money, is at the level of running out of funds.
“Bitter, I’m tired of drinking only beer. Shall I bring something out?”
“What are you trying to get out?”
“Green Dragon 250 Year Old”
The liquor made by steeping an entire green dragon in dragonshu? Literally poisoned solo, that one?
What is it that ordinary people drink, but even a few transcendentalists do not think of drinking? Of course, even if I drink it, I won’t die…
“What a fucking asshole… Let’s drink it right now”
“Huh, that’s how you look like a great demon king”
“Please don’t do anything that might cause trouble to the shop?!”
Great! And the air splits, and a bottle falls from there. It is a slightly larger bottle than a wine bottle, and although the color of the bottle itself is transparent, it is green like a soju bottle. That means the contents are green.
If you look for green liquor, you’ll find it, but that’s a green color that doesn’t taste good. Isn’t the green color of green sprout bibimbap different from the dull green color?
“Can I have a drink?”
“You can’t drink. If you drink, you’ll die.”
“Ah, even if it’s only alcohol, it’s over 98 degrees, so it’s hard to drink even if it’s not poison. These days, it’s hard to get drunk unless it’s something like this.”
“What about Dragon Heart?”
“They took it.”
“Hasn’t it been a while since the first Transformers came out?”
I opened the bottle and poured it all into a beer glass. It’s a bit large, but since it’s a beer glass, it fits quite a bit.
I’ll have to tell Baekri to throw away this cup later. If the poison remains even after washing, it’s a big deal. People die
“Okay then, cheers!”
Kang! And the heavy beer glasses collided, making a clear sound. And drink it all the time and pass it on.
Even though it is alcohol, it has a bitter and oily feel. It’s like eating thick beef bone broth. No, I’d rather have beef bone broth.
Above all, poisonous air rises. Fortunately, since I learned the Covetous Qigong that composes the Infinity Force Core, the poisonous air can be converted to something like Naegong or Gaia Force, so I quickly changed it. If it entered my body as it was, it was a level of poison that would never do anything good.
“Keuuuuu, filthy tasteless. It’s been a while since I took it out, and it’s even better.”
“Why are you making something like this? You can make it more delicious.”
“I just want to try dipping the whole liquor. Sometimes it’s good to drink it when brothers play penalty games.”
“I don’t know about anything else, but the third one must hate it. He’s a dragon.”
“In my house, the number of dragon kills is second only to mine, but what?”
Baekri secretly looked at the Green Dragon 250-year-old in the beer glass I drank, and backed away in fright from the rising miasma. It’s dangerous to breathe air if you’re a normal person, but Baekri is now a master user, so it’s okay as long as you don’t drink it yourself.
“Oh, do you eat this?”
“It’s a bit like fermented mayuju. It’s okay if you drink it often.”
“How often can I drink this?! Ugh, I’ll come get some fresh air!!”
Baekri went outside for a while, probably because of the poisonous air. Phantom and I finished off the remaining Green Dragon 250 Year Old in the glass.
Also, this tastes bad. At least I trim it up a bit and soak it in alcohol.
“This bastard is a lizard that my daughter touched. So I dipped it in alcohol myself.”
“Ciene? How’s he doing these days?”
“My daughter and I are the same. I told her to think about getting married, but I don’t know when.”
“Have another child besides him. Cienne isn’t even your own child in the first place.”
“You are the same, so what are you doing?”
“I’m so anxious”
“So do i”
The reason I haven’t made a child with Shion yet is because I don’t know when something will happen. At least, I plan to think about it when the work of the Absolute of Destiny is roughly finished or when I am involved and safety is guaranteed.
Phantom is better. I’m an adopted child, but I still have children.
……That child is the 4th Great Demon King, the Great Demon King of Dominion, even if it is second to none.
“Hey, come to think of it, did you know that Fairy Tears from Nature Garden are effective in treating hair loss?”
“What are you talking about? It’s faster and cheaper to just buy a hair loss treatment than that.”
“No, a man with hair loss drank it before and his hair grew rapidly.”
“It’s true that there is no cure for hair loss, so why use it?”
“So I sprayed some technology”
“Come”
“I don’t know when the last time I heard that OL. It brings back memories.”
While we were talking, it was getting late. If it gets too late at night, the place to buy gifts will be closed on the way back, so I decided to finish it roughly.
While Baekri was out, he cleaned up the store. It doesn’t take long since it’s telekinesis anyway. Ah, throw away the beer mug you drank Green Dragon 250 Year Old.
“I’m going anyway. See you next time. Get along with your cousin.”
“I put a bomb at the end of this baby”
“He has a good personality, so what is it?”
“It’s not because Gilhyun’s personality is the problem, it’s because I’m reluctant”
There is no way that a person who kills people and a person who saves people are the same. Clearly, who is the bad guy and deserves to die?
It was nice to have someone who was easy to talk to and fit well with after a long time. It would be really nice if it was just like today.
“Oh, let me ask you something.”
“What?”
“Hey, what are you going to do with the civilization of these bastards invading the earth?”
This is not a conversation with me as a phantom, but a conversation between the worst demon king and the strongest demon king. I’m not asking this as a joke, it’s the loss of a civilization and billions of lives.
There is certainty itself. Because Prometheus, the boss of Atlas, is the physical proof.
But I believe in goodness as much as I know man’s badness. There will be no judgment of civilization unless I personally see it and judge that there is no room for rebirth.
“Leave it alone. I’ll do the convocation this time.”