Chapter 1634 – [(Relatively) Daily Life]

Next to those who mess with my family, I hate people who play with food. So, whether it’s the seller or the buyer, I hate those who cause hygiene problems.

When handling food, the seller must pay attention to hygiene when cooking, the cooking environment must also be managed hygienically, and the eater must be careful not to cause problems for no reason.

I’m saying this because I’m thinking of where we are right now in Japan, and it’s not for nothing that people say not to dip it in sauce twice when eating kushikatsu, or tempura skewers. I’m not saying this because I don’t want the sauce, but I’m telling you not to dip the skewer a second time because once you’ve eaten it, there’s saliva on it, which can cause hygiene problems.

However, in a store that other people use, openly putting one’s saliva on an item that other people can use, not by mistake but on purpose, means that one has such sexual tastes or is just trying to fuck other people.

Anyway, coming to the point. When I asked a question out of curiosity, the three people who were the main culprits of this incident hardened their faces and trembled.

“Hey, you’re asking what I just did.”

“Oh, no, that’s that…”

Originally, they wouldn’t have discovered us now. Even so, Zion and Eden will stand out among the crowd. But since I was concentrating on something and giggling, would I see Eden or Zion?

Thanks to you, I’m glad I found these guys before they did anything.

“Eden.”

“I’ll sit down first. Take care of it and then come.”

“Okay.”

“Now, wait a minute, we’re… Wow!!!!”

Eden, who normally would have pretended to stop them, completely ignored them. Would you do something like this not by mistake but on purpose, especially in a store where many people visit?

It doesn’t matter whether it’s my store or not. Some people work hard to keep the store hygienic and clean, but some people openly tell people to go fuck themselves, which is so fucking annoying that I can’t stand it.

I soon dragged them out of the store. No matter how angry I was, if I made a fuss inside the store, I was no different from these bastards, so I had to solve the problem outside.

As I dragged the three men out with a grim expression, the Japanese government’s bodyguards, who had been protecting them at a distance, appeared and asked me what was going on.

“What are you doing?”

“These bastards were doing something wrong in a store that everyone else was using due to hygiene issues. There is video, so there is evidence.”

Maybe they tried to suck up some views by uploading it on the Internet? There is nothing better than a nuisance to turn off aggro.

I wonder if that’s good attention, but interest is interest. No, but this conveyor belt sushi franchise company is also quite large, so why did they do it? A company of that size would be able to physically bury people.

Anyway, when I showed them the video recorded on the cell phone they took away, I was able to see them playing around by putting saliva on various tools used in the store and poking them with the chopsticks they used to roll sushi.

The security guard was also furious.

“How dare these guys eat at the restaurant where Miko Wakamo is eating!!!!!!”

“S-sorry!!! I was so wrong!!!!”

“I won’t do that again!!!!”

“Ha, please forgive me just once!!! Please!!!!!”

There was a lot of solid evidence, not just what I saw. There is absolutely no room for forgiveness.

They are at most high school age kids… But I don’t discriminate between people based on that. When I get angry, there is no distinction between men and women, regardless of age or gender, so if you cross the line, you have to pay the price.

“Hey, take a picture of this.”

“Yes, I understand. But how do you plan to handle it?”

“Maybe because it’s been cold these days, the asphalt floor was really rough.”

I grabbed one of the three guys, dragged him in, grabbed the back of the head, and slammed his face into the street.

It was a bit of a hard collision, so the bone wasn’t broken or anything like that. It’s just bleeding a little and showing signs of a concussion.

“It looks like they were trying to attract some aggro by filming a video, but if they’re going to attract negative attention anyway, they should make it look appropriate. Don’t they?”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, just this once, please just this once…”

“I don’t like it.”

Quad deud deuk!!!!

“Quaaaaa!!!!!”

Because it was cold weather, the asphalt floor was cold, rough, and hard. It was like a steel plate, but since I pressed my face against it, it was only natural that my face would undergo surgery.

Of course, don’t die. It’s not like I’m being merciful, it’s just that I feel bad about killing people and eating them when I’m going to eat. Moreover, it is better to keep these people alive and face the fate of either fleeing abroad or committing suicide after being ridiculed by society.

If I kill you, that would be mercy, right? Huh?

Kwaduk!!! Crackle!!!!

I hear the sound of skin being torn apart and bones being crushed, and then I feel like it’s enough and throw the guy away. A guy with blood pouring out of his face could hardly be considered human.

“Uh, uh, uh…”

“Even if you get plastic surgery later, it will never go back to the way it was. Just live like that for the rest of your life.”

Since the business is over, I just throw it away. They’ll take him to the hospital on their own or something like that.

The remaining two guys also trembled when they saw the guy with the sick-faced face. Then he kneels down and begs with tears in his eyes.

“Please, please forgive me, just this once…!!!”

“It was fun when I was doing it, but it’s scary to take responsibility for it, isn’t it? If you had posted that on the internet and spread it, how many innocent unemployed people would have been created? But now?”

“I won’t do that again!!!! So please!!!!”

“Yeah, I don’t like it.”

This time, I grabbed the back of their heads with both hands and ground their faces into the asphalt with anticipation.

Quad Deuk!!! With a harsh sound, the black asphalt turned blood-red. I was tempted to just draw a work of art with blood, but it didn’t seem right, so I held back.

“Quaaaaa!!!!!”

“Aaaaa!!!!! Mom!!! Mom!!!!”

“I want to see your parents’ faces, but I’m holding back. How did you educate your child to be like this?”

It is basic courtesy and morality to maintain hygiene in public places or places shared by many people. But if that wasn’t the case, there is a high possibility that there would be a big problem in education.

So, which is bigger between the school and the house? Of course, it is the house. There are limits to what teachers can teach, and parents have a higher bar. However, the fact that it looks like this means that the home education was a fantasy.

It’s better for me to get caught and become an asshole than to cause trouble to many people. Isn’t it better than dying anyway? Well, life from now on will be more hell than death.

When she finished work and entered the store, Eden was in the middle of eating. In just a moment, she had countless dishes piled up next to her. She has at least 20 dishes piled up like a tower.

“Oh, did you come? How was it?”

“I handled it appropriately. I didn’t kill him.”

“Good job. If you kill someone before eating for no reason, the food will taste bad.”

To say that I ruined her face was because she couldn’t say something unappetizing when she was in the middle of eating, so she answered appropriately. If you look at Zion, Eden is next to you, inhaling sushi to an incredible degree.

Two people eat so casually that no plate falls behind the rail. However, there was a plate of sushi left untouched in the corner of the table, so I wondered if it was my responsibility, but I instinctively realized that it was not.

“Is this the plate those bastards were playing with?”

“It smelled strange, so I put it aside.”

“Good job.”

Eden’s sense of smell was such that she could smell the babies even in seemingly traceless pieces of sushi. So, it seems that sushi with hygiene issues was set aside.

I sit down too… I decide to eat leisurely for now. I said I’ve already had a few meals, but I got a little angry and I feel a little hungry.

“First, I’ll start with the eggs… Considering how quickly Eden is coming, isn’t it slow? If you need anything, order it, right?”

“I like conveyor belt sushi better if I take it and eat it myself.”

“Well, my mom agrees with me because it’s no fun waiting to see what kind of sushi you’ll get when you order.”

That’s one of the joys of conveyor belt sushi. But those bastards took advantage of that and made it so that people couldn’t eat perfectly fine sushi.

Even in a country where there is nothing left to eat, even if you force yourself to eat something that doesn’t taste good, you still have to eat something that has hygiene issues. So even if it’s a waste, I have no choice but to throw it away.

As I was about to grab a plate or two, the branch manager of this store came running in with a huff. It looked as if he had gone out for a moment and was not at the store, but he was breathing heavily and soon found us eating sushi inside, so he got scared and ran over.

“Wow, Miko Wakamo. Lord of Evil. Hello, my name is Sakamoto, and I am the branch manager here.”

“I don’t know if they made you come because you were busy.”

“Not at all. Rather, I’m honored that you two visited our store. But…”

He seemed to have already been contacted and knew about the incident that occurred at the store. At the same time, it is clear that he is secretly watching me a lot.

Well, I don’t blame him. If such people had caused an accident, we would have had to react quickly, but it would have been difficult to stop those who came with a plan, and if the timing had not been right by chance, we would not have witnessed it as an actual criminal.

What is important is the follow-up response. Still, I liked the attitude of the branch manager who came back not long after the incident occurred and attempted to resolve the situation.

“First, the plates over here are sushi that has hygiene issues because those people touched it earlier. So please take it separately and throw it away.”

“Yes, I understand.”

“And please exchange the containers and items on the table separately. That will probably work.”

“I will take care of what you said right away.”

There was a bit of a fuss, but it ended well. But that’s for now, not for later.

If the rumor spreads, problems will arise for this company as well… Of course, the biggest problem is the sharp decline in customers due to the stock price plummeting due to hygiene issues.

“I have contact information for the chairman here, so I’ll have to contact him separately.”

“If you use noise marketing, customers will flock in.”

“I hope it goes well.”

As we ate and talked about various things, we already had over 100 plates of sushi. The dishes piled next to us had formed a tower so many of them were taller than our sitting height.

Eden was proud of that too, so he took a proof photo and posted it on his Instagram.

“I took the photo not only as a proof shot but also for publicity effect.”

“My daughter has her own thoughts.”

This incident became known not only throughout Japan, but also around the world. Postscript I changed the faces of three people in broad daylight in Japan, so it would be strange if the rumor didn’t spread.

However, people were focusing on how much they understood about me and why I did that.

[Breaking News – A murderer changes the faces of three people in Japan.]

ㅈㄱㄴ.

Did you know that Emperor Hung and Eden went on a family trip with Nunna? When I went there, I saw that the evil emperor had replaced his face with a Japanese food-feeding insect.

Why isn’t it quiet even though I’m traveling abroad?

-But why did you do it? Although Hungje has a very different personality, he doesn’t bully people or hit people for no reason.

-Looking at it, it is said that people with shaved heads were caught by evil spirits after putting saliva on sushi or soy sauce bottles at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.

-Kkkk

-No, if you look at the bad luck system, it’s in the restaurant business haha

-This was worth the split. No, you’re still alive?

-Especially because Japanese kids say that Wakamo shaman did that shit at the restaurant where they were eating, their identity was stolen within a day, and they are calling the school they used to complain and terrorizing them.

-Kkkk

-Other people’s misfortune is my happiness!!!!

-For now, let’s say that, Nunna… Please turn on the broadcast…

-Nunna, it’s cold here…

There were some people who were whining about it being broadcast. Well, that’s not something we care about.

Eden also seemed to be planning on not broadcasting and just enjoying himself during this trip. Still, she announced it by posting a separate notice, so there are no plans to broadcast it during the trip.

Anyway, it didn’t take long for the news to spread, and it was processed quickly. This is because, around the time we left a yakiniku restaurant for our last meal of the day, Sushi Lin made an official announcement and promoted it.

He said that he plans to make hygiene issues stricter in the future, and that if he gets caught doing something like this again, he will sue them and force them to pay hundreds of millions of dollars in compensation for damaging the company’s image. So, most likely, such people will never arise again.

“Uuuuum!!! I had a good meal today!!! I have to shift with Eve tomorrow!!!!!”

“I don’t know what Eve is going to do.”

“I haven’t heard anything in particular either. I guess I’ll just have to ask this time.”

Eventually, we returned to the hotel, tore apart the dimension without the others knowing, and switched between Eden and Eve. The two people exchanged roles while giving each other high-fives.

When I go home, Eden will probably only be active in the Garden of Eden or at home… Because it’s a problem if the same person is in two places at the same time. Instead, Eve was able to play as she pleased instead of Eden.

“A big hit!!!!!”

“I will have fun too.”

“Anyway, you didn’t tell me. What are you going to do here this time?”

Eve responded with a firm and determined voice.

“Participating in Comiket.”

“No, there’s a big event for otakus?!”

“Comiket!!! Participate!!!!!”

Shion wasn’t surprised by that, and instead she smiled happily as if it was natural.

“Even though we are not related by blood, she is my daughter.”

Shion looks very much like her otaku personality!!!!