Chapter 1649 – [(Relatively) Daily Life]

The broadcast went relatively smoothly. As expected, there were some things that were annoying in chat that didn’t suit my personality, but I was able to do it pretty well.

Anyway, back to the main topic: cooking. Our gas range was ordered as a special product, so the firepower is at the level of a decent Chinese restaurant, but it’s rare to find a place with this level of firepower, so we cook at regular household firepower. Stir-fry the meat, add seasoning to taste, then add vegetables and stir-fry.

As I said before, you can add sugar to make it sweeter, but I like to add a lot of vegetables and compete with the sweetness of the vegetables. Moreover, the red pepper paste in the seasoning is a bit sweet. Or maybe I mixed a little starch syrup into the seasoning sauce. Then the color of the meat will also improve.

By introducing some of these know-hows, we will complete stir-fried pork in a simple way. Although there were no special ingredients or anything like that, the stir-fried pork that was made looked very delicious.

“Oh, it’s the hind leg meat, so there’s not a lot of fat, but there’s a lot of onion in it, so it looks delicious.”

-Bring rice!!!!!

-Wow, it looks delicious.

-Honestly, I think it tastes familiar, but that makes me crave it even more. Ah!!!! It’s time to prepare meat!!!!

Since the food was ready, I served the stir-fried pork with a few other light side dishes. A drink like fairy tears doesn’t go well with today’s menu, so I take out the familiar green bottle of soju and open a bottle.

Grrr!!! A soju bottle cap that rotates. Fill the glass with soju in a gulp.

“Ah!!!! If you do it yourself, the person across from you won’t have a lover!!!!”

“That’s why I do it.”

-Kkkk

– Arms outstretchedㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-At home, Hyeongje is just a man with great cooking skills.

-ㄹㅇㅋ, the natural soju bottle next to it is proof.

I drink a glass of soju and eat a piece of stir-fried pork with chopsticks as a snack. Although a lot of onions were added, the stir-fried pork mixed with the sweetness of other vegetables was a great accompaniment to drinks as the spicy taste of the marinade and the taste of the meat harmonized well.

I say I only eat stir-fried pork, but Eden sits next to me and puts rice on a wide plate, tops it with stir-fried pork, and eats it as a rice bowl. That would be really tasty too.

“This is good, but I think it would be delicious if it was stir-fried and flavored with fire.”

“Make it for me? Wait a minute.”

There is a request from Eden, so I will make it for you. The ingredients are the same, but when you turn up the heat on the gas stove to the maximum, the flame rises noticeably.

Change the cooking utensil to a wok instead of the usual frying pan. It looked like making stir-fried pork from a Chinese restaurant. Honestly, that is also true.

-And!!!! Stir-fried pork sold at Chinese restaurant!!!!!

-Honestly, it tastes bad, and it’s really delicious because it’s stir-fried in an instant using heat.

-There’s a store that sells things like that around our company, so when it’s lunchtime, we just order pork.

A blazing fire. Place a wok on top of it, heat it, stir-fry the meat, and once it is cooked to a certain degree, add the vegetables and stir-fry them at once.

Then, the fiery taste is absorbed into the stir-fried pork, and because it is stir-fried in one go, the vegetables retain their crunchy texture even though they are cooked. The smell became even more explosive than before.

[Oh, it sounds delicious. Give me a bowl too.]

“Sit there. But this is a big deal for a kid who usually likes fruits and vegetables more than meat.”

[That has a lot of vegetables in it. Meat is a bonus.]

-Keter Maman!!!!

-Wow haha ​​Keter also appears haha

-This is the Hakko broadcast that started airing today.

When Keter joined in, the chat window exploded. It seems like my channel is doing well thanks to Eden and Keter… Is this okay?

“Dad is strong and has a lot of things, but he has the emotions of an ordinary person. Originally, Internet broadcasters raise awareness and attract viewers by doing things like mergers and acquisitions.”

-If someone who doesn’t know him sees him as a man of upright living.

-Honestly, he can knock down a thousand demons, but if you don’t touch him, it seems like he doesn’t have any greed, seeing as he doesn’t touch it.

-Now that I think about it, the news came out that they killed the Daewon Group idiot and replaced the management there…

-That’s something you earn from self-employment. That bastard was a bastard who caused accidents a long time ago, made people into assholes, and had a bad reputation.

-ㅇㅈ.

We have a few drinks and the atmosphere gets warmer. Well, I wasn’t drunk, but it had its own atmosphere.

Although it was a cooking show, there were people who secretly asked other things after going into the mukbang. There are Eden and Kether, but since I am the main character of this broadcast, they usually ask questions to me.

-Older brother!!!! Please tell me about my past life!!!!

-A past life story solved by a reincarnated person? I can’t stand that lol.

-Please tell me the story of how you met Jesus!!!!

-Wouldn’t that lead to a religious war?

-There are already pop gods, God-RuriRuri, and Susanoo. If war breaks out, won’t God come and stop us?

-That’s true too.

-The only people who are crazy about that are the Second Coming Jesus and other pseudo-believers.

“It’s a past life story… I don’t have anything worth telling.”

“Then why don’t you tell me about that time you went there before? Why did you travel with the pirate king Ruri?”

“Oh, that?”

-?

-Ruri!!! Why here again!!!! Did he escape on his own!!!!

-Ruri is not everywhere, but everywhere.

-Schrödinger’s Lurinya.

-I’m curious? Pirate King Ruri, what kind of Ruri is this?

Due to the Garden of Eden and the advent of God-Ruriruri, quite a few people were aware of Ruri’s existence. The good news is that it has been quiet so far, and it seems that there is no Ruri living with her high school girl Ruri on this side of the Earth. Otherwise, it would definitely have been rumored.

… No, is it because there is an honorary Ruri, Eden? Anyway.

When he asked me to explain the story, I drank a glass of soju and started talking little by little. Since I cooked today, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to have a snack and eat some food.

“I went on a dimension trip with Eden and Mary before. Ah, how old was Eden at the time…”

“I guess I was in middle school at the time.”

“Has it happened already? Time flies.”

-Children grow up quickly.

-? Why does Mary’s name appear there? If you’re Mary, isn’t she Australia’s dragon Raja?

-Dragon Rajarani, when did you hear the sound…

-The orchard owner must give away the water horses and poisonous birds!!!!

When the story of Mary came up, Eden casually exploded a bomb there.

“Mary, like Keter, is also a member of our family?”

-?

-??

-What?! What the hell!!!!

“I’ll introduce you later, so let’s talk about that later!!!”

It felt like I had to suddenly introduce Mary, but it was only a matter of time anyway. So, it would be better to get lucky now and introduce them slowly later.

After Eden said a few words and Eve slowly adjusted the chat window, interest there waned a little and the topic returned to this area again.

-But in a situation where space travel is not possible, dimensional travel comes easily.

“If you have the coordinates, it’s easy. To be honest, dimensional travel requires as much preparation as space travel. There is no air in the gaps between dimensions, and sometimes the pressure is so great that even someone as young as me can be dangerous.”

-Where is Magul?

“It’s similar.”

It is said that a single load can destroy a dimension if it decides to do so, but on the other hand, it means that a dimension is the highest concept. And the interdimensional pressure created by the countless entanglements of such dimensions can sometimes crush and kill even a considerable transcendent.

Just like looking at the weather forecast and finding out if it’s going to rain, if you go there without knowing it, you’ll be in big trouble. I wonder if there will be people who die in dimensional civilization as if they were in a car accident.

“Anyway, the three of us went on a dimensional trip. But it was an eco-apocalypse world where most of the land had sunk due to the melting of glaciers at the North and South Poles and rising sea levels.”

-What is Eco Apocalypse?

-The world destroyed by natural disaster is an eco-apocalypse. Why something like Snowpiercer?

-Ah, huh. Understood.

“First, it was an Earth-based civilization. So, you too, behave well. Just like there, if the South and North Poles melt, the same thing will happen.”

-Can we do that with our hearts?

-ㄹㅇㅋ, I don’t know about other places, but it seems like the US and China are all shit on carbon emissions.

-China split up and is doing better, but the United States…

“I traveled there with Ruri, the Pirate King, as my guide, and it was quite fun. The post-apocalyptic world is surprisingly interesting. All kinds of people appear, but on the other hand, good people who emerge from such situations are also noticeable.”

-From what you say, it seems like you don’t like people?

“Do I have no affection for humans? Personally, I believe in the theory of evil nature and think that all humans are born evil, but I think it is great because they can become good through acquired effort.”

-Oh, oh, human hymn, oh, oh.

-The excellence of humanity is the excellence of courage!!!

“First, most of the land there sank below sea level, so there were very few places for people to live. So ships were joined together to form huge maritime structures like the Kowloon Fortress, or people lived in maritime cities built before the destruction, with only a small amount of land. When you look at it, it looks like it smells like fish, but since I used seashells to make deodorant, it didn’t smell as bad as I expected.”

-Oh, something interesting haha.

-Why is it fun to read stories while drinking alcohol?

There was plenty of story material, and so were the snacks and drinks. I didn’t really intend to broadcast it for a long time, but it seemed like it would be longer than I thought.

Still, I think it’s better than cutting off midway, so I’ll keep talking. If you think about it, it was rare to share travel stories without friends or family.

“Ruri over there said he was going around looking for a big paradise-like land where a lot of people could live, so I went with him for a while. Still, I had eyes to see, so there were a lot of bastards and pirates who were bothered by Eden and Mary, so I had a lot of work to do… Hmm, it’s a bit awkward. Do I need to explain it in detail?”

-Ugh, no, bro.

-There is no need to describe it in detail.

-If you do that, you will have to add a 19G tag to your broadcast.

“Because most of the sea is there, and the weather is humid, weapons that shoot harpoons with air are more developed than guns that use gunpowder. Plus, like lost technology, you can make a fortune by unearthing sunken items or medicine under the sea. Ah. And the alcohol was unexpectedly expensive.”

-Why is alcohol expensive?

“It’s difficult to make alcohol because there is no land. Most alcohol is made by fermenting grains, fruits, and other sugars. But since there is no land, people drink diluted synthetic ethanol or alcohol, and there are a lot of cheap products like that. Ah. “But if there’s anything good about it, it’s seafood, right?”

-There is a lot of sea, so I guess I will eat a lot of seafood hahas.

“That’s true, but dried flowers are so fucking cheap. If it were here on Earth, there were tons of dried flowers that would cost tens to millions of wins each, so it was a waste of money. To cook soup, it’s just… Biguuuuu!!!”

-What is dry painting?

-It’s like dried fish. But if you listen to it, it looks like abalone or sea cucumber.

-Dried abalone? I don’t know, but I think if you boil it, the real soup will be real soup, right?

As I was talking, I glanced at the number of viewers and saw that tens of thousands of viewers were already watching my broadcast. I expected that I wouldn’t see much, but dozens of times more people are watching.

I don’t know if it’s a show where I show off my power as an evil emperor, but I just added mukbang and short stories to a cooking show like this, but the number of viewers is this high. I feel like I’ve seen Eden and Keter, but I still feel like I’m eating raw.

Anyway, I continued the story. The various events that occurred there, the people I met there… And even the result of the final destination reached.

“When we reached the final destination, it was definitely landed, but at most it was small enough to spread out a mat and have a picnic.”

-I found it, but something feels missing.

-Brother, that’s not the end, right?

“Of course. After having a light meal there, I used some strength to create a fairly large island. Even though it is small, the fact that there is land means that the sunken land is also relatively low.”

-…?

-What did I hear just now? You created an island?

“Mary borrowed some power from Keter and Eden made some adjustments, and it worked. In fact, Keter’s power was greater at that time…”

“Even now, if I were told to create an island by myself, I would be a little pushy. It would be better to cause a typhoon.”

“So?”

As his status as a transcendentalist increased, his efficiency in using his will improved, but even so, the difference in power between Eden and Kether was still large. It would be quite difficult for pure Eden to create an island using only its strength.

Of course, it would be easier if you had a variety of equipment, such as a Keter horn or something like that. In any case, it was also proof that Eden still had a long way to go. On the other hand, it was proof that creation is more difficult than destruction.

-Real estate is great, but you can make land?

-How much money can you make with just a few pioneering businesses?

-No, but how does Mary use Keter power? Wasn’t it Dragon Raja?

-I heard I’m a wizard?

“I told you about that before, but I’ll take my time. I’ll end the broadcast here. Anyway, thank you for watching. I don’t know when it will happen next, but when it does, I’ll come see it again.”

It was quite late as the broadcast took longer than expected. Even though I did it on a free weekend, I have other things to do besides broadcasting, so I can’t spend all my time on it.

I was about to end the broadcast like that… But in the midst of the numerous chats passing by quickly, I found myself turning off the aggro. It’s not that the person who chatted said bullshit, but the content of the chat itself was so irritating to me that I caught it reflexively.

-Brother!!! Brother!!! Brother!!!! A deepfake porn video of Eden is out!!!!!

“What the fuck?!?!?!?”

“Oh, that sucks?”

“Isn’t that what you, the party involved, are saying like that?!”

But what kind of bastard are you?

Once you find out, repeat it again, you bastard.