Chapter 166 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

The pickled fish section seemed to be closed for some reason. These babies ….. Smash my expectations. I feel betrayed.

But the wine corner was fine. It seems that the business is better than salted fish.

“I said I looked around slowly, but I saw it faster than I thought. Did it only take 2 hours?”

“I see. Is it because you walk fast on the stairs?”

“Thanks to you, I taste like dying”

“It’s because my stamina is weak. I need to move my body.”

“A catastrophe happens the moment you go out to increase your stamina. Maybe if you rent a gym again?”

“Do you have a front yard for nothing? Even if you play tag with the dog, it will be enough to train your body.”

“Come to think of it, the dog who is left alone at home…!”

“It’s a dog, so even if you’re bored, you can go in and play.”

“What if I go back and the dog is dead and someone stole the Lamborghini and drove it away?”

“I’ll show you that I can kill more than John Wick.”

Taking the car is an issue to report to the police, but killing a dog is not going to be left to the law. I don’t know if it’s just a fox’s life, but it’s the life I said I’d be responsible for. If that’s the case, I’ll just repay you with my life.

But the good news is that that won’t happen. My house was built by Zion from the beginning, so the security is great. If a thief tried to get in, he wouldn’t even be able to break the bones. It would be better to think that you are dead from the moment you cross the fence. But killing a dog is unreasonable.

“When I said wine, they said it wasn’t made from grapes, but it was meoru wine.”

“Ah, you mean something that looks like grapes but has smaller kernels?”

“Yeah, that”

“I should drink too”

“I’m not underage… Ah, it’s fine because I’m a Force user. Pretend to be an adult and drink.”

At the wine corner in the passageway inside the cave, small paper cups the size of soju glasses were poured little by little, and passers-by were encouraged to try them. If it’s free, they also drink lye, so it took some time to line up because there were a lot of people.

“Meoru wine. Try it!”

“We will help you with your purchase!”

Two male and female employees were in charge of tasting and sales. When it was our turn, we received a paper cup, put a little wine in our mouths, and savored the taste.

It’s in a paper cup and it’s inside a cave, so the color is purple, so it looks black, but the first taste is sour and slightly bitter. But after that, you can feel the sweetness beyond the sourness.

“Sweet and salty combinations are the truth”

“It’s not salty, it’s sour.”

“It’s a little sour when I first drink it, but the aftertaste is sweet and I like it.”

“Then should I buy one? I hope I can go home and drink sometime later.”

Anyway, if you come here, you will want to buy at least one souvenir. In particular, I don’t know if it’s a souvenir that has no use, but if it’s something to eat, I can easily open my wallet.

We drank one bottle, and bought two bottles because we thought we would give 100 Ri later. It’s heavy, but it’s okay because my wallet has become lighter.

“It looks like they sell bread here.”

“What is it, cheap Baumkuchen?”

“What is Baumkuchen?”

“Something like a German cake? It’s a cake that is baked by coating a wooden stick with dough and spinning it around over a fire.

I don’t know if it’s sold in a dessert specialty store, but I can roughly guess the quality of what’s sold here. Plus, it’s only the size of the palm of your hand. Since one of the real Baumkuchen is bigger than Shion’s face, it’s no different from Anpanman’s face.

Of course, considering the effort involved, small is convenient. But looking at it, it’s a problem because the unit price is lowered by adding rice as one of the main ingredients, but the price is similar to that of Baumkuchen. Let’s pass this

“I’ll buy it separately later or make it for you. It takes a lot of work, but it’s delicious to make and eat.”

“I wish I could cook well like you. You can make and eat what you want to eat.”

“Other skills are good, but if you learn to cook, you won’t starve anywhere. So that’s good.”

Further inside, there was a restaurant or something. I was quite curious that it was a restaurant inside a cave, but both Shion and Yejin opposed it.

“Better to eat outside than eat here”

“Honestly, if you eat in the cave, the atmosphere might be good, but I think it’s a bit suffocating…”

“Then let’s go out and eat. I saw that there was a restaurant and a food truck outside.”

Food trucks with various menus form a line, probably because it is a place where tourists flock. Hagisa This is a good place to grab a piece of work.

Now that I’ve finished looking at the cave, I came out. It was slightly hotter than inside the cave, but it wasn’t summer weather, and a moderately cool breeze greeted us.

“I’m not hungry after going to a restaurant and eating something. Shall we go around and grab something to eat?”

“Traditionally, the three things you must do in a tourist destination are mainly sightseeing, special products, and souvenirs.”

“Other than that, honestly, what’s left?”

“Memories remain”

“No?! Where did my wife, Hi Guain, get such knowledge and sensitivity?!”

It seems like I said it before, but I’m a liberal arts student and Shion is a science student. It’s because of racial characteristics, but it’s so different that the work they do is divided. If you think about it, it’s a little unbalanced that I’m a liberal arts student and my wife is a science student, but because of that, I live relatively quietly.

Anyway, my wife, who is a science sensibility from beginning to end, reveals such a door and sensibility! It’s something to be proud of. Let’s share this joy with Mr. Jeongcheol! Yali Yali Yalasheng Yallari Yala!!!

Huh? Since it’s Cheongsan Byeolgok, isn’t it written by Mr. Jeongcheol? Once you find out, you are a doormat. You’ll get good grades in literature.

“Let’s have a quick bite at the food truck. What would you like to eat?”

“By the way, there are many types of food trucks.”

“Originally, this is the perfect place to grab a piece.”

Because it’s a tourist destination, people’s wallets are more open than usual. Even expensive menus are better than expected. If you make a decent profit, people will buy it because it’s cheap.

Looking at the menu, there were skewers, shrimps, and steaks. Well, except for the skewers, everything on the menu is expensive.

It might be quicker, larger in quantity, and better to eat at home, but there is a certain joy in eating here. First of all, we decided to buy one for each steak.

“Three tenderloin steaks.”

“Yes, thank you!!!”

The young owner, who seems to be the owner of the food truck, received the cash and prepared the dish right away. He says that payment by card or bank transfer is also possible. I’m also self-employed… No, I didn’t feel like a stranger, so I paid in cash.

Grill the meat right on the iron plate. Despite the cool weather, the heat that touches me is warm. Not only meat, but also onions or paprika are grilled there, and even a piece of mashed potato is placed on a small paper pack.

Considering the price, it’s not enough to put all the meat on top of the pack, but it’s okay if you think about eating at tourist spots. Oh, did I say it with the thoughts of the workers here?

“Yes! Three Yansim steaks are served! Enjoy your meal!!!”

“I’m rooting for you”

I received a paper pack from the young boss. By the way… Isn’t it an illusion to seem to write only mine? Huh? Huh?

When I think of my wife who comes out more than usual even when I order the same dish, or Yejin, who is pretty as a Force user, it is not an illusion that mine looks small. No, on the contrary, Shion and Yejin’s have a lot of quantity.

Ugh, if I had been born as a woman, I would have been ashamed. Even if the appearance is good, the body is good! It’s a body that looks like something out of a manga, with full breasts and a big butt, so older people would say that she looks good at giving birth to children. To put it vulgarly, it is a body optimized for pregnancy, or Lim Choi body for short.

I’m a man now, so put that thought aside for now. It tasted good to the extent that it was baked. It wasn’t crispy, but even so, it was juicy. Since the president’s skills are good, if he gets a good position, the business will be good.

“Ah, meat is the truth after all.”

“Meat is always right!”

“Aunt Shion eats like that, but she doesn’t know where all her weight goes”

“I know, but all of that weight is breasts… Ugh?! Billion?! Eh?!”

“There’s nothing I can’t say in front of a child”

“On the topic of sex dripping himself! While he tackled me saying that he was fat!!!”

“Aliens! They’re like flesh! They don’t burn!!!”

“Here is a persuasive man without persuasion!!!”

While giggling, we thought about where to sit and eat for a while, and there was a separate plaza in front of that.

The host was enthusiastic about the stage that was built in front of the plaza to see if there was an event, and people were cheering.

“Would you like to take a look?”

“It will be fun”

We entered the square. Next to it, there were stores lined up for snacks, and there was also a fountain where the children were running around.

No, playing in the water in this kind of weather makes you feel like you’ll catch a cold, but it’s not like you’re just getting wet, you’re avoiding the water.

I don’t know if it was the Gwangmyeong Cave Fall event, but neither the host nor the singer were well-known. Why are there people who are like celebrities who don’t know who they are when they perform for consolation when they go to the military? Kinda feel like that.

Don’t know? You are unfiltered or in the public interest.

“Yes! I enjoyed the performance of all three of you! Please give everyone a big round of applause!!!”

Someone’s performance was over just as we went to the seats in the plaza. The atmosphere went up and they clapped and clapped for each other.

“Next is the fall event section where everyone gathered here is put on the stage! We don’t give anything special to those who come up, but we will give you a gift certificate that can be used at the Gwangmyeong Cave store! Yes! Is there anyone who would like to come up?”

There were a lot of people who wanted to go out of their way. It’s not money, but is it because of the enchanting word “Gift certificate”? To be honest, even if you can only use it here, it will be enough to buy souvenirs, so it seems that there are people who want to participate and receive it for a while.

Then the moderator picked someone. Two soldiers in digital military uniforms. No, there are soldiers here?!

But why didn’t the couple come to hang out? Only two soldiers. Guys, did you jump out after staying out overnight? Uh, when I was born, I couldn’t do it because the test was so bad!!! Kids these days even use cell phones!!

“Yes, two soldiers came up. Where are you from?”

“Ah! I’m Corporal Yoo Hyeong-gyeong of the 11th Division!”

“This is my successor, Private First Class Yunjun Kim!!”

“You didn’t come here with your girlfriend, is there a reason?”

“We’re close to each other on the unit, and we’re so close that we call each other hyung outside, so we came to visit while we were on vacation together!!!”

“Ah, that’s right!!!”

The moderator raised the mood by asking questions. At the end, the two of them showed a Taekwondo demonstration and finished it off. It looks like they practiced separately in the unit.

You are also suffering a lot. It’s been a while since I’ve been discharged… Huh? Come to think of it, have you been discharged this year yet? Shibeol, that’s shit.

Eventually, when the two people’s Taekwondo demonstration was over, the moderator looked around to post the next person.

“Yeah, so who’s going to be next… Huh?”

It’s as if time stopped for about 5 seconds. The presenter was looking this way with blank eyes. Zion to be exact.

……If I had known this would happen, I would have just looked at it from a distance. That’s why I’m just going to sit down and watch it. Huh?

The host gestured urgently and pointed this way. No, not only the hand gestures, but also the way he spoke was urgent.

“The two of you there! Yes! The silver-haired beauty over there and the person next to you! Yes! The two of you! Please come up to the stage! There are also gift certificates!”

Shion, who was looking at the stage blindly, pointed at himself and Yejin and expressed his doubts, but the host clearly pointed out the two of them. Even if the light faded for Shion, she couldn’t help but be a conspicuous beauty because Yejin was also a force user, so she couldn’t help but be discovered even at a distance.

Shion showed signs of rejection, but Yejin laughed and got up together and went forward. I waved my hand from behind.

Didn’t I tell you to enjoy it if you can’t avoid it? Since this is the situation anyway, I can only pray for you to do well.

“Yes! I brought the two people who were in the audience. Hey… You are such a pretty person. Please introduce yourself first!!”

“My name is Choi Si-on.”

“Cheon, no, I’m Choi Ye-jin”

“Huh? Choi Si-on looks like a foreigner, but does she have a Korean last name?”

“Naturalized”

“Ah! You see?”

When Xion came up on stage, people’s eyes changed. In particular, the eyes of the men were wide open, and the two soldiers who had gone down earlier were cheering.

With good manners, Shion waved to the two of them.

“How are you two with the same last name?”

“Ah, that’s…”

“It’s my daughter”

“Uh?”

“It’s my daughter”

She said as Shion quietly held Yejin’s hand. Certainly, Ye-jin’s position in our house is her daughter’s. Even if she wasn’t his real daughter, she was thinking of her as a daughter. It also means that she is responsible for one person.

There is a saying among the family mottos of the Ryu family on the Phantom side, not ours. ‘Blood is thicker than water. But emotion is thicker than blood.” It is said that bloodline is important, but affection is also important.

As she had no biological children from me or Shion, she often adopted and raised children. She can confidently say that even though her child died first, she still loved her like her own child.

“Are you old…?”

“It’s rude to ask a woman’s age.”

“Ah, yes. I’m sorry……Kuhmm, anyway, next is the talent show corner. Is there anything you’re good at?”

Honestly, there was no need for a talent show for Shion to be the canvas for a painting just by sitting still and laughing. There was even a time when a famous painter saw her Zion and knelt down and begged her to become her model.

She looks like a doll and has no humanity, but she is as beautiful as she is, and nothing else is useless. It’s better for her to just spend some time watching Zion.

“Hmmm, I’m not really good at anything. There’s nothing like shogi… Then I’ll try modeling at least once.”

“Madam?! I can’t do that?”

“All I have to do is follow”

Zion is the house order. She is a roommate. That’s why she can’t do most of the things she does with her body. Compared to her looks, most of the time she can’t sing or dance. At least they do dance together with me… But that’s because the song is slow. In today’s society where all dance songs have a fast rhythm, it’s good to see the staff getting tangled up in the middle.

Because my wife is doing well. That’s why, as a Transcendentalist, his combat power is poor. The only thing I can do is push with force.

“Yes! I see! Then give me some music!!!”

At the words of the moderator, music played that was not too fast, but not too slow either.

Shion walked on stage to the music. Although she can’t use her body, of course she can walk. It’s about model walking, I’ve done it often before, so of course it’s possible.

Yejin is also a Force user, so she has good reflexes and physical abilities, so she imitates Shion and walks side by side. As the two walked on the stage, people quickly rushed in from around them in an instant. Not only the seats, but the standing spectators cheered loudly.

It was so loud that the cheers were louder than the background music. The number of spectators, which was only 1,200, increased several times at once.

Soon, at the end of the stage, Shion posed with her hand on her waist. And he proudly tucked his hair back to show off himself. It’s an expressionless face, but at times like this, that expression suits her better. I don’t know how to show emotions, but if you’re a model, that’s better.

Yejin almost followed suit. From my point of view, there was a corner that was lacking, but I followed Zion well, so there was no big obstacle in the eyes of others. The reaction is no joke when two beautiful women are modeling at the same time.

“Yes! The two of you have a wonderful model walk! I really enjoyed it! The reaction is no joke. First of all, I’ll give you a gift certificate that can be used at our Gwangmyeong Cave facility!!!”

“Thank you”

Shion greeted the host and greeted the audience again with a hand kiss. Even though his expression was expressionless, his appearance was so perfect that few people cared about it.

“Wowaaaaa!!!”

“Encore! Encore!!!”

No, encores are only used in songs. They told me to do one more model walk, but it’s not an encore. The encore.

The moderator seemed a little disappointed, but he didn’t hold on for long. There was a separate time for the process, so it wouldn’t be possible to hold on to Shion to meet it.

“Yes! Then, give a big round of applause to Mr. Choi Si-on and Mr. Choi Ye-jin for showing a good stage!!!!”

Applause like thunder pours out. It’s mostly because of Shion’s appearance, but seeing Shion receiving cheers didn’t make me feel too bad. It is natural for me to want to monopolize my wife, but it is only natural that I should be happy when my wife receives applause from people.

Yejin did a good job too! No, Xion is first, but Yejin and you did well too!!!

“I received a gift certificate”

“How much is it?”

“Two for 30,000 won each”

“Oh, they gave me a pretty big one. I might buy a souvenir or something.”

“We sold our bodies and bought them.”

“No?! Isn’t that a bit dangerous?!”

The story of selling the body is not the story!!!

Despite coming off the stage, people’s reactions were unusual. Having no choice but to leave, we decided to visit a souvenir shop next time. If you stay here, the event will change to be hosted by my wife.

“Ah, the souvenir shop sells salted fish that wasn’t sold in the cave.”

“No, why did you say that now?!”

Salted Shrimp Gazuaaaaa!!!!!