Chapter 1697 – [A Debut That Causes a Typhoon!!!]
One night passes. Perhaps because we made separate plans, the day our vacation ended was a weekend, so we were able to rest at home.
No, actually, I didn’t plan it that way for no reason. Even if I didn’t have any problems or had time to write if something happened while I was on vacation, I purposely scheduled it that way because I needed some time to unwind after the vacation.
Honestly, isn’t it inevitable to be tired even when you’re on vacation? Playing is inherently difficult.
Anyway, even though such a weekend came, I couldn’t just waste time. As Eden said, both I and Eden are also streamers, so we needed to report our return and make up for the broadcasts that we have not been able to do before.
“This time, let’s broadcast with me and my dad and talk about it all at once. That would be better, right?”
“Well, since we went on a trip together, it’s better to talk about it all at once rather than talking about it twice. Let’s do it quickly and get some rest over the weekend.”
“Oh!!!!!”
Afterward, a separate notice was posted to announce the broadcast schedule. It was relatively quiet for two weeks, but even though it was piled up, people’s reaction was explosive.
-Why are you coming? Why are you coming? Why are you coming? Why are you coming now? Why are you coming now? Why are you coming now? Why are you coming? Why are you coming now?
-The first broadcast of the return is the combination of Wakamo Shrine Maiden and Evil Emperor… It’s truly a legend.
-In this broadcast, we will solve the story of dimensional travel!?
-Kkkk
-I went on vacation, and that’s content. Life is a subject. Really.
The reaction was relatively positive. There may be people who swore while we were away, but at least there won’t be people who would do it when it is known that we are here.
No, if it was there, I would be annoyed. These teenagers are just out of their minds. How long has it been since you started posting malicious comments to Eden?
After posting the notice, we decided to set up a separate location in our yard and start broadcasting. You can do it inside the house, but if you want to break things down and show something, it’s better to be outside than inside.
Eventually, it was broadcast time and Eden and I sat in front of the camera. Today, like before, Korma takes the picture with a cam instead.
“Korma’s mom will appear next.”
“Am I going to be able to hear the cam then?”
“I don’t need to do that, I can just use my alter ego?”
“Oh, I see… But there is a feeling. If you are the main character and are left to do chores, something is wrong.”
“I’ll talk about it then. I’ll start broadcasting soon.”
At the appointed time, the broadcast turns on. Although the two overlap, my subscribers and Eden’s subscribers are flocking in, so the chat window goes up quickly.
-Nunnaaaaa!!!!!
-Please tell me about dimensional travel!!!!!
-Hello brother!!!!
-Hehe.
-Broadcast after 2 weeks… Ah, it’s sweet.
-Hey, it’s my first time seeing you in 2 weeks…
-ㄴ There’s a blatantly evil person next to this guy, and he’s having sex.
-This is okay.
There are people who often engage in sexual harassment, but Eden doesn’t think it’s a big deal and just passes it off as if it’s fun, so I didn’t have an issue with it either. If Eden was in a bad mood, they would just film season 2 of punishing malicious commenters.
Anyway, we said hello to the viewers who had gathered for the first time in two weeks. It’s only been a short while, but the number of real-time viewers has increased to tens of millions.
The server somehow didn’t work. Oh, is it because of Shion and Eve’s help? Anyway.
“Hello, hello guys~!!! It’s been 2 weeks, so it’s nice to see you again. For us, we’ve been hanging out for almost half a year.”
-Half a year?
-Why half a year? Is the time difference different?
“Dad, you have to say hello to them too. Otherwise, there is no point in annexing the country.”
“Hey, Hisashiburi.”
-Kkkk.
-I sense a familiar smell from the Emperor.
-It was like that originally.
-ㄹㅇㅋ.
“But, it’s not that bad seeing you for the first time in a while. How have you been, guys?”
-Yes, brother!!!
-How was the dimensional travel?
“I turned on today’s broadcast to talk about that. Today’s broadcast isn’t about cooking or eating, it’s about peeling fish.”
“But what I drink is alcohol!!!!”
-This is a drinking broadcast!!!!!
-It’s going to be a lot of fun haha
-Nunna, but no resuscitation procedures? I heard there was a lot of people crowded right now?
“Oh, I’ve seen it once regarding resuscitation, so don’t worry. For now, we’ll skip those who can’t be resuscitated and deal with all those who can be done tomorrow.”
-What do you do with the people who could have been saved after playing for two weeks, but couldn’t?
“Hey, you bastard who just posted. I’m sure you had a fight because of that before going on vacation, but you seem to have lost your senses? If you don’t reveal your ID, real name, and face and post an apology video on social media by today, I’ll come find you.”
-Kkkk you idiot kkkk
-The law of preservation is winning over and over again. How come the evil spirits keep coming even after being beaten and harassed?
-But you still watched it a lot. If you upload an apology video, you will be criticized, but your life will be saved.
Anyway, let’s get into the story of dimensional travel in earnest. We bring simple snacks and alcohol that are not at the level of a mukbang, and talk while quenching our thirst.
First, I filtered out what I had to say and talked about it. Especially something like Horizon.
No, the story about dimensional travel itself is fine, but talking about Horizon becomes a problem. There is no problem in explaining dimensional travel, which is difficult for others, as a joke, but even if you say that the dimensional navigation ship is mine, there will be a lot of idiots who will whine and hold out their hands, saying that it is science and technology.
“The first place we went was a place that was like Earth. A few things were different, but it was still the same place.”
-How similar are they?
“The existing countries, cultures, and technological capabilities were similar. Oh, China and Russia were fine.”
-What is this Lostbelt? China would have been destroyed by Heavenly Demon, and Russia would have been destroyed by Keter.
-Honestly, aren’t we the Lostbelt?
-Stop talking about Daldongne!!!!
“Instead, it was a civilization where a god-like person named Thiem created a tower and made people climb it. He created a large island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, built a tower on top of it, and said that if you cleared the 100th floor, he would make you a god.”
-Tower climbing?!?!
-Wow, it feels different hearing it in real life.
-Nunna, have you climbed the tower?
-How many floors should I go to?
“No, I didn’t climb up, but instead I helped by creating the trials of that tower. Honestly, there was no point in me climbing that tower, and the divine power that Thiem gave me was a power that could only be used on that Earth, so there was no need to get it.”
“And there’s no point in doing that. What would I do if I became a god? It’s not much different from what I do on Earth.”
-It’s definitely worth it.
-If you say that God can do whatever he wants, isn’t the evil deity a god? LOL
-It’s not just a monster!!! It’s God!!!!!
-But did you also create an ordeal? What floor ordeal was made?
“Oh, I’m on the 100th floor.”
-?
-?
-If it’s the 100th floor, isn’t it the last floor? So you’ve created the final content?
“That’s right, I made something like a downgrade clone of my minor copy and placed it on the 100th floor. There’s no special gimmick, but that alone would be really hard.”
– What? Why do I feel like I heard that the professor is doing an open book test?
-I will conduct the exam as an open book (even if I do, I will ask meaningless questions).
-No, if the final boss of the test to become a god is very weak compared to you, then how strong is the evil demon?
-I’m curious, but isn’t it a good thing that we’re not using power?
-ㄹㅇㅋ.
“Personally, I don’t really like game systems like that with status windows, but it’s a bit better because the person in charge of managing it is awake and aware. From this side, they’ve also sprinkled in things that people can get excited about, I guess?”
“That thing that increases your lifespan by one day if you take it?”
“Yeah, that’s it.”
-Wow, if there is something like that, it seems like the price range and demand will be constant even if it isn’t really expensive.
-But we are out of sight.
– ㄹㅇ, what is a tower? We have Nunna who can perform resuscitation procedures.
-Sustaining one day at a time VS Resurrection.
-This is Dochoo.
“Anyway, I was able to adjust the time magnification within the tower, so I was able to rest comfortably thanks to T.M. There is already a time gap between dimensions, but when I added the magnification, one day became about a month.”
-So you said half a year.
-Wow, I sucked it. I’m so fucking jealous.
-Even if it’s like me, if my two-week vacation extends to more than half a year, I go on a dimensional trip.
After talking in moderation, we move on to the next travel destination.
The second one is also there. A world where holy water and demonic water abound, threatening human survival. Mary has taught me how to use barriers, so things have gotten a little better, but even so, she’s not easy, so it’s a tough place to live.
Holy beasts don’t have much interest in human life, and demonic beasts prey on humans… Oh, of course, there are some unique ones like Seo-mu and Princess Baek-myeon, but anyway.
“The second place I went to was a place with things like demonic beasts and holy beasts. It felt like an oriental fantasy? It’s a world where animals that eat people become demons and if they live long enough, they become holy beasts.”
-It might be fun there too.
-Is it the land of the wind?
– Come to the east of Buyeo!!!
“There was an interesting incident there, too. It was said that in the capital of a country called West Lake, there was a huge demon who was preying on people and causing trouble. So, me, my dad, and Sister Mary, we all went to catch him. And my dad broke the pot and beat him up. “
-Kitchen haha.
-As expected, my brother. He just pours the cider from the bowl.
“I caught that guy and skinned him. Should I show it to you?”
-Show me!!!!
We quietly brought the white tiger beast’s skin from Horizon without being seen outside the camera.
Even when rolled up, it is thicker than the beams of a house. When I unfold it, my yard is so large and wide that it looks full even though it is not small.
Because we couldn’t see it properly normally, Eden went up on the roof of our house and filmed it as if looking down, showing off the white tiger’s beast skin to viewers.
“How!!!! It’s cool!!!!!”
-Wow, it’s so big.
-Is this a living thing? No, what kind of tiger is much bigger than an elephant?
-It would be a very scary world if creatures like that were flying around. How on earth do people live there?
-How much will it cost to sell that?
-Even if I can’t do it, it’ll probably be billions.
-But isn’t this like illegal poaching?
“People who say poaching are meaningless in the first place. Because it’s in another dimension, Earth’s laws don’t work, and it’s a man-eating beast that eats people, so we had to catch it.”
-Human life is the most important thing.
-You are leaving man-eating beasts alone because they are an endangered species? Are you an idiot?
-I wonder if he can say something like that even before he gets eaten.
“Uh huh, don’t talk about it too long. Anyway, this thing is so strong that even if you shoot it with a gun, it won’t break through, right? It’s so strong. It’s like an object made with this ability.”
-ㄹㅇ?
-Certification broadcast later.
-But if you want to shoot a gun, don’t you need to look into the military? If it were real, it would be the best bulletproof material.
-Ministry of Defense: (Solgit).
-Go away, you Satan devil who made me waste two years!!!!!
That story has ended here. Actually, there were a lot of things to talk about, such as Secretary General and Princess Baekmyeon, but to talk about them all, it would have to be broadcast all day today.
The broadcast isn’t just for today, so we should save the material for later. Normally, something like this isn’t solved all at once.
“Lastly… Uh, well, this is actually a bit hard to talk about. It was so bad that it couldn’t even be called a trip.”
-What happened?
-Something like Cthulhu pops out?
“Esakta (correct answer)!!!!”
-What, why is this real?!
-The real Cthulhu has appeared?!
“Actually, it’s not Cthulhu, but something like cosmic horror. A civilization much more advanced than Earth was destroyed by an enormous being that brainwashes and pollutes the mind. It’s nice to meet the survivors of that civilization and help them with various things, but that universe Everything is ruined because of those guys.”
-No, what scale…
-But the fact that Nunna is here doesn’t mean they caught him?
“Dad, to be exact. Even though he controlled the minds of billions of people in a civilization that would have been easy to live with, he looked at my dad’s head and went crazy and died.”
-… At this point, isn’t the Demon Emperor really the same spec as the Demon King from Gaoden?
-It is said that in Gaoden, there is a division between fiction and reality, but it seems that the evil emperor’s force is real.
-How is it in reality, brother?
“Yes, I’m so fucking strong. If I put my mind to it, I could kill all the humans on Earth right here, destroy the planet, and even rip gods to death with my bare hands.”
-Kkkk You are good at receiving drips kkkk.
“…”
-… Drip, right?
I didn’t lie. It’s just up to them how to accept it.
People won’t believe you easily if you don’t give a definite answer or show proof. Because humans are inherently that kind of creature. Moreover, I would like to not be known like that if possible. It’s just that the reaction is different between the hottest person on Earth and something cosmic horror-wise.
Later, when the Earth enters a dimensional civilization, we will find out automatically, but at that time it is a story from a distant country. At least 200 years will have to pass, and by then my family will have left here.
Since Eden is my hometown, I will often visit, but I will not interfere. Ah, but I think I would benefit a lot if it was known that me and Eden were from here. The stars and civilizations where transcendents were originally born have merit…
“Anyway, that’s all for today’s broadcast!!!! Then, see you on the next official broadcast, guys!!!! Oh, and we’ll also invite a special guest for the next broadcast!!!!”
-Who is the guest?
-Keter Maman? Or Mary?
“First, it’s not just two people. I guess we can look forward to it, right?”
-Nunna!!! Service!!!!!
“I didn’t really think about it because it wasn’t an official broadcast today… Instead of doing it, should we do something a little lower level?”
Eden then tied her own hair into a ponytail. The thing she uses to tie it up is a hair tie made from Mr. Yuran’s tail hair that she used to woo Princess Baekmyeon.
That’s not important, I’m planning on showing something else… Anyway, Eden turned her back in front of the cam and showed her hair tied in a ponytail, then moved it aside to reveal the nape of her neck that was hidden.
There isn’t that much exposure. It’s not overtly sexy, but Eden’s pretty neckline is clearly visible.
“What do you think?”
-Hey, it’s snowing…!!!!
-The nape of the neck is gorgeous.
-No!!! How did you know I liked ponytails!!!!!
-But I can see that my sister’s hair is nice again. It looks like it was made out of silver thread.
“So are you satisfied? See you next time~!!!”
That’s how the broadcast ended. Now, it’s no different from a regular event, but every time I see Eden showing off its services, I get a mixed feeling.
“Next time is Korma’s mom’s debut broadcast, so get ready!!!!”
“My daughter’s broadcast content never ends.”
Still, it feels familiar. I came back yesterday, but somehow I feel like I’m finally back home.