Chapter 17 – [What Is Life, Just Live as You Live]

It’s not once or twice that I went to the police station because of Shion’s appearance. It has its own manual.

Shion knows that too, so he always has all the photos he took together, his resident registration card, his family relation certificate, and even his marriage certificate.

How many troubles do you have to prepare for them all? Anyway, as she was doing all the research, she ended up staying at the police station for a full day.

It was past midnight in the first place, and the Japanese police detention center was also warm. It was originally summer.

“I’m sorry, you two, it’s your honeymoon, and I’ve troubled you…”

“No, it’s okay because it happens every now and then.”

It passed without any other incident. Even if she wanted to doubt it, there was some evidence, and she didn’t commit anything particularly criminal here, so there was nothing bothering her. The other side was also a little skeptical of Shion’s appearance, but since she showed me a picture of her taken a few months ago, I was satisfied.

“This is also a memory in its own way. But it’s a bit embarrassing because I didn’t wash up, so let’s get on the first train and go back to the hotel, wash up right away, and then go to Comiket.”

“Probably the item you ordered from the hotel has arrived.”

“Like what?”

“Cosplay items. Didn’t you say you prepared them?”

“You bought it right then and sent it?!”

When we talked yesterday, the cosplay material that briefly came out really popped out. I thought it was a joke, but it was real. What you say for a laugh is the same as saying you want to die.

Still, when I see Zion, I can’t help it because I look forward to it. If it’s a suitable cosplay, I’ll try to match it.

She took the train back to the hotel and changed and washed her clothes. After receiving and checking the parcel delivered to the hotel address, I came up with a rough estimate of what to cosplay.

“I’m not a lolicon”

“The subject of marrying me is not persuasive.”

“I like small breasts, not Lori. Did you even buy a wig? But isn’t this a bit long?”

“It has to be long to be able to fix it. The short hair side was too short, so I couldn’t help it.”

If it’s Shion, who has electronic warfare abilities at the level of a walking supercomputer, it’s possible to shop online on the spot. Even a professional cosplayer needs time to prepare for a cosplay, but since we are preparing on the same day, it seems like others are denying their efforts.

“Anyway, we’re participating out of personal interest. Quality doesn’t matter, so we’re not denying our efforts.”

“If you cosplay with this combination, the quality is no joke. Besides, you look like a professional cosplayer, what should I say?”

“You can praise my ability to go beyond all cosplay and change to the level of the same person”

“I won’t do it because it’s not your ability, but it’s your specialty”

“Nyolong~”

When it comes to virtue culture, Shion, who brought out the culture of the Paleolithic era, took up scissors and started tinkering with wigs herself. In this respect, dexterity is better than mine. I’m good at things like cooking, but Xion is the top when it comes to production. Is it because of science?

“It’s done”

“Ah, it came out just fine. But my height is a little over 180, so isn’t there a lot of difference from the character?”

“There are many characters that combine boys and girls, but the only characters that will suit you are dark heroes or those of that type, so just accept it.”

“Can you fix that tone and do a cosplay?”

“Misaka, Misaka thinks that you are worried for nothing, maybe because you’re sick!”

Anyone with a bit of fandom experience would have a rough idea of ​​what to cosplay as Shion’s lines.

They are Accelerator (one-way street) and Last Order (final signal), characters from the light novel called ‘A Certain Magic Index’.

Shion can transform into any character, even a male character, so there is no problem with cosplay, but to save energy, it’s better to play a girl, especially a loli character with a similar physique.

I usually get along well with nasty characters… I have three hundred eyes, and if I’m angry, I’m dirty, so if I change my clothes with the white wig I just tinkered with, I can do a good quality accelerator cosplay.

“The preparations are roughly finished. But can I not apply separately?”

“I’ve already done the processing. Go and cosplay, look around the booth, buy a thin book and go around.”

“Isn’t that a trick?”

“You don’t have to go unnoticed”

Comiket has an advance admission system for course language. If you apply and win, you can enter before 10:00 when Comiket opens. Of course, you can’t walk around the booths before opening time, but you can go right there by 10 o’clock, so there is an advantage that you can buy when people are free.

“Don’t you need a pass or something?”

“As long as you have your ID, you can enter at the gate. I’ve done all the processing on the computer side, so there’s no problem.”

“You know better than me. Is it that much if you have hundreds of years of fandom?”

Comiket is held in Odaiba, a city near Koto-ku, Tokyo. By the way, this is also the place where many men’s memories of Digimon Adventure were set. If you go there, there are places and buildings that appeared in Digimon Adventure.

In Korea, it came out after localization in Yeouido. There is less discomfort.

Anyway, there is a building called Tokyo Big Sight. It is a building made by turning a square pyramid shape upside down and combining it with a square pillar. It is a sanctuary for the virtuous.

“Because of the Tokyo Olympics, we’re doing it somewhere else”

“What?!”

Comiket thought it was natural for her to open there, so I left it alone!

Come to think of it, this year is 2020. Certainly the Tokyo Olympics were held. Shion and I don’t care about sports, so we didn’t pay close attention. It was just that Korea won a few gold medals and was indifferent enough to know that.

“Fortunately, it’s nearby. No worries about time.”

“Then let’s leave immediately. Did you pack your wallet and everything?”

“Of course”

I packed my cosplay gear to change into and things like my wallet and left for the Comiket venue. When I checked the opening location, it was definitely not Tokyo Big Sight, but a newly built building nearby.

Kuk, the Tokyo Olympics… I will never forget this disgrace!

At least, the opening place was close to the station, so the trouble of getting off and walking for a long time was saved. The organizers seem to have thought about it to some extent.

Arriving at 8:30, we could see a lot of people buzzing around. It’s not just ordinary people, it’s full of people who seem to be good at it.

“Looking at the people, it looks like they’ve definitely arrived.”

“Don’t judge people by their appearance”

“I don’t judge people by their appearance. The standard for me to judge people is whether they are virtuous or not.”

“If I hadn’t been a fan of this guy, I don’t think I would have gotten married.”

“Since they’re both idiots, aren’t they close after playing dog drip? If you were real, the relationship wouldn’t have developed this much.”

I’m the type of person who thinks it’s good to have just a few close friends. Somewhat active, but not at the level of guys who like to go out and play. In comparison, Shion is clearly a superfluous human. If he didn’t have the goal of becoming a fanboy, he wouldn’t have done anything.

“There are three things I like. Sex, virtue, and eating.”

“Since I don’t have to sleep, instead of wanting to sleep, I used virtue.

At the gate, I was authenticated by the staff here and entered. These days, the era has developed and most of them use electronic devices, so the procedure was simple. The problem can be easily solved by adding our names to the list of cosplay participants through Zion’s hacking.

It was a trick, in a way, a way to call it a crime, but it’s not something someone is avoiding, so let’s move on. I wonder if we were chosen from among the existing contestants by this method, but we added names from the list that had already been decided.

I changed my clothes in the dressing room dedicated to cosplay. It’s summer, so I can’t wear a white parka, but I can wear a gray and white shirt. On top of that, I filled my neck with a choker that only imitated its appearance, and I tapped the ground a few times with a modern crutch I didn’t know where I ordered it from.

“Nice, ah, um. Aaaaa”

Should I change my voice a bit while cosplaying? What was the voice of Nobuhiko Okamoto (voice actor of Accelerator)?

It is possible to completely change the structure of the vocal cords with the interference ability and produce the same voice perfectly, but it is annoying because it is a waste of talent. Keeping it on throughout the day is also a good idea, so try something with a roughly similar tone.

His original voice was also a bit husky and low, so it was enough to change it slightly.

…….But it’s a men’s locker room, so why do some people look like women? Oh, there’s also someone who cosplayed Astolfo from the Fate series. In a way, it’s surprising because it’s in compliance with the original.

“Ah, it seems that you are also a contestant, right? Please take good care of me.”

“Ah, yes. It’s my first time participating today, so I don’t know much. If there’s anything I don’t know, please ask.”

“The quality is good. The 3rd season of the Index of the Index came out last year, right? If I was a bit shorter, I would have thought he was a real accelerator. His voice tone is similar.”

“Your quality is also good. What? I was a little surprised to see someone in the men’s locker room who looked like a woman. But astolfo, it’s Junsu from the original, so I can understand it.”

“You must be surprised by this? Coser admission is until 9 o’clock, so there are many other people because we are late. I am also surprised to see a person in a female character costume doing errands in the men’s bathroom.”

It was a bit late as I listened to various things like a veteran cosplayer who participated often. You might get angry at Shion for making him wait.

“Ah, I found it!” Misaka says and launches a torso into the back of the accelerator that made Misaka wait!

“Phehe!”

The Last Order, which has the same perfect voice, has attacked!

From the bob hair protruding from the top of the head to the light blue background with white polka dots, and a white shirt worn as outerwear. Her appearance and voice are perfect.

“Isn’t that stiff tone of voice a racial trait?”

“Eh, it’s only natural that the tone that would only be used in the military is actually a character’s character trying to play a character with little emotion!

“Why didn’t I know until now…? How long have we lived together?!”

“That’s right, this is the first time I’ve changed my tone like this,” Misaka says, Misaka declares an important fact!”

The first time in anything is memorable. The first day with me and Shion… That is why, out of countless reincarnations, I still remember the first day. Ugh, I haven’t counted since the 30th, so I don’t know how much I did.

“Then let’s go. The cosplay venue is over there, so while we still have time until it opens, let’s look around at the others.”

“Accelerator doesn’t use such a kind tone!” Misaka said, while Misaka was surprised and secretly liked it!”

“……Hey, damn kid. Don’t bother walking around and follow me.”

“It’s a bit like an accelerator now!”

Shion held my hand while smiling widely. I trudged on my crutches repeatedly, tumbling, tumbling, tumbling, as I walked towards the venue.

A real cosplay… That’s when I myself become a character!

Unlike the booths for fanzine sales, the cosplay venue for cosplayers was a large, sunny park-like atmosphere. At the booth, there were many coursers waiting because they were preparing and couldn’t enter in advance even if they were in advance.

Even though the quality was low, there were people who participated for their hobbies and affection, and there were professional courses that specialized in it, so there were many things to see.

She was taking pictures of her with permission as Shion walked around with the camera she bought yesterday hanging around her neck.

“Oh, did you do the one-way and last order of the Index of Index? Can I take a picture?”

“Oh, yes, take a picture.”

Intermittently, or unexpectedly, many people took pictures of us. At best, I thought that I would be able to take a picture once or twice, but from the looks of others, a photo request came in once every 10 minutes to see if the quality was good.

“It seems like it’s in a good mood because it’s so popular, Misaka clings to Misaka like a happy cat!”

“Sheesh, it’s hot, so get off”

“Ah, I haven’t even started Comiket, but I’ve become assimilated with the character! Misaka points out that she’s a bit reluctant about you, who’s a second grader…”

“It’s enough to imitate a dirty personality. It’s enough to bring out old memories. If you imitate a dirty personality and a personality that has dealt with human groups, it’s enough to cosplay as a character.”

The very first, the first life that made me be myself. In my first life when I established my identity with the name ‘Worst’, I was a hit man who killed people and got paid.

That was not the original purpose. Originally, I planned to kill one of the gangsters, go to prison, and give the money I received to my younger siblings, but the situation got twisted and I went through one after another, and then it evolved from a national district to a world class.

The place where people who are good at killing people are needed is always at the back of society. I have seen all kinds of human groups and ugly sides. At least if there were more than Accelerator himself, there would have been more, but not less.

While reincarnating several times, I became who I am today by organizing and overcoming my thoughts. Back in the day, I was such a bitch and I didn’t have a good personality. A drug factory that burns even when you joke around, a Desert Eagle on your stomach! And I made some nasty puns.

Anyway, imitating the old personality is not a big deal.

“It’s about time”

I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was 10:10.

Comiket opens at 10:00. Of course, it’s not the 3rd day when the best things come out, but it’s still the first day, so the number of people flocking to it is no joke.

Most of the people already gathered at the cosplay venue were concentrated in the venue where the booths were located.

“Hey, Shion. Get ready. It’ll be a bit tough to take care of you there.”

“All right”

Both me and Shion knew that we couldn’t survive while cosplaying this time, so we went back to normal.

Eventually, the bell announcing 10 o’clock rang, and Comiket opened.

Human passion and affection explode!

*        *    *

Otaku, that is to say, when it comes to odeokhu, some people think of a fat image while saying paohu kumchuk kumchuk, but there are also people who are unexpectedly skinny. If you look for the percentage of people who wear glasses, it’s roughly half and half.

Ultimately, it’s called prejudice. Common sense and prejudice can be one of the causes of human elimination. You have to think outside of that or be prepared to accept other common sense.

Anyway, a lot of people are begging me.

“Give me one of these!”

“Yes, it’s 500 yen!”

Shion walked around with a small body and bought doujinshi from various booths. I thought I should listen to that again, but unexpectedly, I heard it.

“I did a cosplay, but if I did it, I wouldn’t know, but if you do, my form will be ruined.

“Your way of speaking has returned. Did you decide to maintain your character again?”

“This is the default. It’s my personality. If Lori, who has a hard tone, occasionally expresses emotions, isn’t there anything as cute as that gap? It’s a perfect score of 100.”

“It’s a bread point when you say it with your own mouth.”

Originally, the hottest (in a sexual sense) of Comiket often comes out on the third day. But even the first day isn’t without its good points.

The number of thin books to keep at home gradually increased. Roughly 10 books… Of course, in a metaphorical sense, it was actually a thin book, so 10 books were a bit thicker than one major book.

“The next three days will be a battlefield.”

“Suddenly more people are coming in. Let’s go out quickly.”

As soon as she came out of the sales booth, Shion’s expression immediately changed. Her facial muscles gave way to a confident, curious expression like that of a lively girl rather than a rigid face.

What the heck, this gap isn’t cute, on the contrary, it’s scary. If it was just my usual appearance, I wouldn’t be very impressed, but rather, I get goosebumps when I do something I wouldn’t normally do.

To give a rough analogy, it would be like a situation where Batman treats the villain well… It’s like being scared because you don’t know what’s there.

“Can I take a picture?”

“Ah yes”

At the cosplay venue, people with cameras were already walking around taking photos of cosplayers. We also received requests for photos, but they were mostly people who wanted to take pictures of Zion.

Sometimes there are people who want to go beyond pure shooting and take pictures of panties……. Since I’m a man too, I understand the desire to see women’s panties, but there are owners, and the guys who want to take pictures of the panties of Shion, who is a loli outwardly, have a sneaky ability. One part was broken.

“Anything but shorts is fine.”

“It’s because I’m in a bad mood”

“I’m wearing shorts underneath”

“Wait a minute?! Does it uselessly resemble the original?!”

“I’m not ashamed of it because it’s not panties!” Misaka says, and Misaka runs around confidently without worrying about being seen!”

Don’t cosplay only when it’s like this!

Normally, I often wear sophisticated clothes to look more mature, but it’s been a while since I’ve worn childish clothes, so it’s no joke. Go to work, sense of incongruity!

When Shion quietly crossed her arms, she didn’t react much. Let’s stick to cosplay.

I responded to people’s photo shoots, and there was a pose that they asked me to do from time to time, so I responded to those requests, and time passed quickly.

Surprisingly, there are many things to see. It’s not bad if people look at it properly. I don’t know how Shion feels, but I think it’s okay.

“It’s not that there aren’t any dark eyes, but it’s manageable.”

“Why are there so many lolicons?”

“Originally, there are a lot of lolicons. The high proportion of loli characters in character popularity polls is evidence of that. Your favorite character is also a loli.”

“………”

I couldn’t resist this time. It’s true, I took 0 damage!

Comiket also has a regular convenience store, so I stopped by halfway and bought a lunch box. It took a long time to pay because there were a lot of people, but we managed to secure two lunch boxes.

“Japanese bento boxes are better than Korean ones.”

“The cost performance is not bad. Although Korea has developed, Japan is the best in lunch boxes.”

Except, of course, Dosirak, a ramen maker that sells well in Russia.

I sat side by side with Xion and shared a lunch. Mainly meat side dishes were all taken away by Zion, so vegetables were left to me.

“Don’t be picky. Eat evenly”

“I don’t care if I eat or not.”

“Most women would be mad if they heard it”

“It’s okay because there’s no girl I want to be close to”

“You’re a girl too, so go get a girlfriend. You let me be friends with Hibiki in the name of making friends, but what if the person in question doesn’t?”

“I don’t need friends. I’m not going to continue reincarnation like you and I’m not going to die, so I don’t need to create a human relationship.”

“It’s just scary.”

“…………”

I was in the gutter from the life I originally remembered.

I’ve seen a lot of garbage called all kinds of human garbage while getting paid and killing people.

I had been disappointed in humans long ago, and I had respect for humans. He knew the greatness of humans, and he also knew the ugliness of humans.

Shion would have liked humans at first. But over time, she saw the ugly side of humans. If you are an ordinary person, it is not strange if you develop social phobia.

Shion isn’t normal and doesn’t avoid people, but he does avoid dating people. As far as I know, it’s because it was burned once before.

………I believed in humanity and taught them friendly exchanges and various technologies, but what came back was an attempt to capture and extract energy from me.

“Even if you do, you can’t make a normal friend. You have to be that kind of friend because lifespan is long or strong, or your point of view is different. It’s different from you, whose human relationship is reset every time you die.”

“Yes, I’m sorry. It hurts, but I touched you.”

So what happened to the planet? Shion’s cousin came and changed the whole system. Not analogy.

After a while, Zion’s phobia will also disappear. Because there is nothing I can do to help other than overcome myself. It’s just a pity that even transcendentalists aren’t omnipotent.

“And I don’t even have friends. I just need you. If you die, I’ll die the same day.”

“Until you die, you don’t have to worry about me dying. If you die, I can end my life there as well.”

“Then, since we won’t die together, in theory, it’s a happy ending for a match made in heaven forever.”

“There is no ending”

“Then you can go on to the series indefinitely.”

Shion got up and sat on my lap. He sat down because of the height difference, looked up and stroked my face, said Shion.

“All the happiness I can have is already here. If you want more here, I think it’s greed.”

“……What are your child plans?”

“Ah, I’m canceling what I just said.”

“Stance change is fast! I don’t know if I should like it or not!”

“Love never diminishes. When you like two people, love doubles.”

What is that, isn’t there a song? An advertisement that said, ‘I like Jo Kang-ji’s wife~♪’.

My wife is so cute I can’t stand it!

*        *    *

The three stormy days passed quickly. Most of the accommodations in the vicinity are full, but no one will rent a luxury hotel just to participate in Comiket once. So, for three days when Comiket was held, I stayed at a luxury hotel and participated in Comiket.

Mainly Xion buys doujinshi…… Especially on the third day when the best stuff came out, I went around the booths of named writers and the booths of pretty good new writers with a stormy eye and bought them.

There are more doujinshi to watch when you’re bored. For reference, I’m a figure-focused type who sees 70 pictures and 30 stories, and Shion is a story-focused person who looks at 40 pictures and 60 stories.

“As for the manga, pure love manga is the best”

“I also think pure love stories are good. Although I sometimes watch stories of humiliation.”

“If you were able to use clone magic, I would have been able to play humiliate as well.”

“Are you saying that you should learn at least ninjutsu and use at least shadow clones? I guess I’ll have to reincarnate in a world with ninjas.”

“You can buy an introductory book on alternating spirit through dimension mail sales.”

“Are you really planning on making them learn it? Once you buy it, you’ll see it, but it’s better to leave the thought that you can use it halfway.”

Neither country is omnipotent.

In particular, the method of cloning is different for each system, so it is usually a headache to use. It is a field that is mainly used by smart kids like wizards.

How the hell does Naruto do that? Are you smarter than you think?

“It was a pleasant honeymoon”

“I know”

I went on a date and participated in Comiket, which was my goal. I originally planned to stay for a week, but I decided to go back now with two days left.

“Why the sudden change of plans?”

“Your words become Mr. Joe’s team leader, he’s a tweezer. I don’t feel very good.”

My first ability is ‘interference’.

And the second ability is ‘sensation’.

Because of my second ability, my five senses as well as my sixth sense are developed beyond common sense. To a certain extent, even if you are facing an exam problem without preparation, you are proud of being able to take all of the subjective questions and answer them.

It is the best ability to detect crisis, grasp and analyze something.

Normally, if I turn it on, too much information comes in, so I refrain from it, but I set it to be sensitive to murderous intent. The feeling of faintly flowing through the air is a feeling I have seen before.

The malice emitted just before the occurrence of the dimensional quake.

There are also cases of accidents in the case of creatures that come from other dimensions in normal raid water. Clear malice is felt in both the dimensional earthquake and the enemy species that cross over.

“And it’s close. It’s so unstable that it’s difficult for me to pinpoint it, but I’m sure it’s inside Tokyo.”

“Why is it in the metropolitan area?”

“I don’t know who it is, but I can feel the malice, right?”

An enemy species that tries to kill humans when it sees them, and a dimensional earthquake that occurs in the densely populated metropolitan area. In terms of scale, it is not easy to evaluate because there are few targets for comparison, but it is so large that it is incomparable to the dimension Jin I saw at the rest area.

“The dimensional alarm hasn’t sounded yet, has it?”

“That’s what makes me feel even more malicious. At the rest area, an alarm went off even a minute ago. Now it’s a stealthy dimension that there’s no warning at all. It’s really invisible to the naked eye unless it’s 5 seconds before it explodes.”

Each country’s dimensional seismic alert has been studied, so it can be grasped within 5 to 10 minutes at the most. However, if it was a dimensional earthquake that could not be caught by the existing dimensional quake detectors, it could only be thought of as being obviously artificial and for surprise.

“Let’s run away for now. It doesn’t matter whether Japan sinks or not, so it bounces.”

“Let’s go to the hotel, pack our bags, and go straight to the airport. Can you specify a time?”

“If there is nothing special, about 6 hours in the future.”

The preparation time is long as it explodes secretly. Dimensional earthquakes occur when passages between dimensions are created, and it is like drilling through a wall with a drill.

If you pierce as hard as you can, it’s fast, but the sound is loud, and if you pierce slowly, you can pierce relatively quietly.

“It’s about as big as it gets, so can’t you close it forcibly?”

“That’s not okay. The case gets bigger.”

There is a big difference between a force user who is fucking strong and a force user who can block dimensional earthquakes in advance. Because the weight is different, even if it is found, the annoyance increases.

Did the dimension square that was about to open suddenly disappear? Obviously an investigation comes in. If you want to stop a dimensional earthquake that is already about to occur, you will have no choice but to be caught because of the size of the earthquake.

“In the end, you have no choice but to run away. At times like this, you are incompetent.”

“That really sucks. Can I work hard and go up the road?”

“It’s okay because I’m competent in bed instead”

Shion hit the sex drip. The effect was awesome!

First of all, I made a promise for tonight and moved quickly. Again, I packed all the remaining luggage at the Sirlian Tower Tokyu Hotel in Shinjuku. Speaking of luggage, souvenirs, doujinshi purchased, and figures for reference were all sent overseas, so they must have boarded a plane earlier than we did by now.

After checking out, I immediately went downtown to catch a taxi. It is a bit far from the airport, but now is not the time to leisurely use the subway or bus.

Kiyiyiying!!!

“Oh fuck”

“Dimension Jin……”

The dimensional quake, which will only happen in the next few hours, occurred so suddenly that it made me feel uncomfortable. It looks like someone artificially put their hands on it.

Who is it? The main culprit who already causes the dimensional earthquake wants to do it quietly, but is there a third party?

“Kyaaaaa!!!”

“Run away! It’s a dimensional formation!!”

“Aaaaa!!!”

Citizens who knew that a dimensional earthquake was occurring started to run away. But it’s already too late. A crack in the air split open, revealing a gigantic monster ten meters tall.

As if the gap in the divided dimension was cramped, I pushed through the gap with my arms and took a breath. It is visible that the Gaia force in response to pure Raph energy is absorbed by the enemy species.

It looks like a wild wolf with horns growing all over its body. As he crackles, lightning strikes his horn. If I had just seen it on the news, I would have laughed and asked if I was going to go with Shion.

[Kiaaaaa!!!]

The electromagnetic waves that spread out from its horns created an EMP-like effect. I could have stopped it, but I deliberately stopped. All other people’s electronic devices are unusable, but if only ours are fine, they will be suspicious of strange eyes, so in order to be natural, we just pretended not to see it.

It’s just a cell phone anyway. I memorize the saved number and can buy it again.

Just one thing I forgot…

“Ah”

I found out too late that something was wrong with Shion’s quiet silence.

Shion looked down at her with blank eyes as she touched the camera hanging around her neck.

“The pictures I’ve taken so far…”

The electronic devices we have were not just cell phones. The circuit of the digital camera containing the pictures taken at Comiket was burned by the EMP, and even the memory data was blown away.

“I thought you’d stop me”

“…….Sorry”

I was an asshole Fuck, what would you do if you were a fucking transcendental person? My wife is disappointed because I can’t pay attention to one of these things.

Seeing the small drop of tears flowing down her eyes, a deep sigh rose from the depths of her heart.

Even if I live for a long time, I feel sorry for myself, who only cares about my convenience, and anger toward that antagonist, the culprit, rose to the top of my head before I knew it.

Fuck, I don’t care if I get caught now. Let’s not worry about the aftermath, because if you take a piece of water, if you blow up a country, the young bastard will automatically disappear.

“Are you going to fight?”

“I made you cry, so it’s only fair for that bastard to shed tears of blood. I’m going to break her limbs and beat her, and I’ll pull out her heart and eat raw fish.”

“How are you going to find out?”

“Everyone is a joke. If you’re bothering me, I’ll just kill you. If you’re interfering with me, I’ll destroy you.”

“I hope you don’t kill people.”

That’s not as easy as you might think. Do you know how difficult it is for someone in power to stand by their convictions without killing anyone? Even the best heroes I know have killed people, although I can count them on my fingers. It’s more difficult to tell me, a murderer, not to kill me.

“If you get caught, you’ll get caught someday, but at least you’ll be able to pass the time. Take this.”

“What is this?”

“I made this because I was bored when I had time.”

What Shion handed over was a black headset. It was a slightly modern design with decorations like cat ears. Oh, but there was a feeling that it was a bit round for cat ears.

“I prepared it because I thought I would need it. There are various functions, so please use them.”

“How are you writing?”

“Just press the button on the speaker part”

When I put the headset on my head and pressed the button Shion said, a light shone and covered my face with a mask. Touching and checking the shape, it was not just a mask covering the face, but a mask resembling an animal.

In short, I am Iron Raccoon Man now.

“What you did for a laugh grows bigger when you die?”

“I’m always on your side. If you want to beat the patterned masked hero anytime you want to hit it. Do whatever you want and run wild.”

“Thank you”

Sorry and thank you again I only thought of myself, but Shion also thought of me. Same but totally wrong.

Looking at the large enemy species, he shouted the same lines as the raccoon.

“It’s a crisis in Tokyo!”

“Poop!”

Unlike the others who screamed and cried, Shion laughed.

For me, the cries of others did not enter my eyes. That smile alone is worth protecting for me.

So you were finely rolled today.