Chapter 1701 – [A Debut That Causes a Typhoon!!!]

First, I prepared for the broadcast. Since there were guests, and it was an important broadcast, preparations had to be made thoroughly.

So, I was wondering what to cook this time, and since there was a performance and the guests were going to eat a lot, I decided to kill a cow. Eden Mart and other things are controlling the population to some extent, but it’s not to the point where my family doesn’t have anything to eat.

For separate broadcasts, a notice will be posted to set a date. It wasn’t my intention, but it was only a few days away from Eden’s broadcast date.

“There will be bombings every few days. The Internet will not be quiet for a while.”

“It’s not some kind of atomic bomb.”

“A small boy and a fat man…!!!!”

“Why are you making noises like hitting Japan’s bones when they were still standing?”

If you’re talking bullshit, I wouldn’t care if the entire Japanese archipelago were blown up by judgment like in Reincarnation Japan, not the atomic bomb, but this Japan was doing relatively well, perhaps thanks to Eden.

There is no problem with Dokdo, Fukushima is also cleaned up, and all extreme right-wing groups in the country are liquidated. If I get hit first, I don’t even get hit until I’m behind, but I’m not the type to rush in first.

Anyway, when it came to broadcasting, a lot of responses were posted not on the store but on the streamer account.

-Broadcast guest Lulu?

-Is your fiancee here?!?

-Oh my brother, what about your mother-in-law…

– Explain!!! Explain!!!!

-I was disappointed. I’m quitting being a disfigured fan.

It’s a good thing they set the broadcast date early. If it had been a little later, that interest could have turned into a strange rumor and spread.

Anyway, the broadcast is on Saturday. Since the store is also closed, the broadcast begins leisurely around lunchtime. I was going to leave the cam to Korma, but Eden sneaked in and said she would do it herself, so he left it to Eden.

“That way I can eat what I cooked too.”

“It’s more like ashes than chanting.”

“I don’t know because my family has never eaten ancestral rites!!!!!”

“Do we have anything to do?”

Unless you are an ancestor, a nabal, or a guardian spirit, there is nothing to do in ancestral rites. And no matter how bad they are, I’m stronger. Additionally, if there is a person who scolds descendants for not attending ancestral rites, that is not an ancestral spirit, but just a mischievous spirit. I feel like I’m about to get hit by Eden.

If there really are ancestors, you should at least tell your descendants the lottery winning numbers. Then don’t do it. But I will prepare a large meal and offer a sacrifice every year.

Let’s leave the small talk for now… It’s time to start the broadcast. As soon as the broadcast started, people started flocking to the chat room in a familiar manner.

-Hello brother!!!!!

-Artisan, adult!!!!

-Where is Lulu?

-Is this the place where adultery is openly broadcast?

-Isn’t that a bit dangerous?

-What happened to my fiancé!!!!

-Do it.

– People.

-Do it.

-Do it.

– People.

“You guys are such a mess right from the start. Don’t plaster your hair, if you do, I will physically kick you in the face of a van in real life.”

-Oh.

-Stop!!!! Stop!!!!! There is a minefield ahead!!!!!

First, let’s clean up the chat window a bit. If you leave this alone, problems will arise later.

And organize it appropriately. For your information, the managers of my broadcast are Shion and Eve, so the effect was immediate and there was no room for problems. No, he is the most trustworthy person there. Who should you trust?

“So, how have you been? I was fine, but something else was the problem. So… You all came to see Lulu, right?”

-Of course, brother.

-Where is Lulu!!!!!

-Honestly, even a deformed demon cannot defeat a beautiful girl caught red-handed…

-ㄹㅇㅋ.

“They’re just teenagers. Okay. This is the Lulu you all wanted. Come out now.”

When I made a quick call, Lulu, who had been waiting outside the cam screen, appeared. By waving her hand, she greets viewers outside the camera.

“Hello guys~? Oh, is this your first time meeting me? Anyway, it’s nice to meet you!!!!”

-And!!! Luruda!!!1

-Hey, it’s snowing…

-But is it right?

-I have a taste for older people, so anyway, if I suck, it’s Nunna.

-There are all these idiots.

-The Fiance Is Coming.

-So what happens!? Are you divorcing your mother-in-law?!

“The bastard who said he was divorcing Shion, please post an apology with your name and face by tomorrow. Otherwise, I’m going to kill you.”

-I didn’t say anything, bro!!!!

“If you didn’t do it, that’s okay. If you did, it depends on the situation.”

Anyway, I decided to introduce Lulu in earnest. He sat her down on one side of the table and talked to her separately.

“This is Lulu, as you all know. Her race is Bloodier, and those who have played Gaoden will know her basic personality. So, restrain yourself, okay?”

-Anneunghajeyet!!!!

-Oh, dear.

-Sister!!!! Do you eat people?

“Oh, I don’t eat other people anymore.”

-?

-Someone else?

-Now?

-What? What the hell am I? Isn’t there just one or two things that get caught?

For now, ignore other problematic questions. No matter how close it is to an explanatory broadcast, there is no need to reveal the entire issue as soon as it begins.

Just do it slowly, slowly. Anyway, I’m planning on making today’s broadcast quite long. You can take your time for a few hours and tell me a little bit about Lulu.

“Anyway, today’s dish is a beef dish. No, I tried to cook an ordinary dish with as many ordinary ingredients as possible, but there were so many guests today that I had to eat it.”

“I’m not satisfied with servings of 20!!!!!”

“Look at me. So I killed a cow today. Honestly, I have to do a lot since Eden is on standby as a cameraman right now.”

-It looks like the two of us can kill and eat a cow. LOL.

-The two of you? I think I could eat a whole cow by myself, right?

-If you see them eating snow, they have the potential to be kings.

“Anyway, I’ll tell Lulu’s story during the broadcast, so just wait, okay?”

I said I killed a cow, but since the topic of cooking was important, I was wondering what to make with it and decided to make steak, which can be made relatively quickly. Honestly, it’s a dish that requires less preparation and can be made in just ten minutes.

It’s a bit hard to boil, cook, or anything like that. To be honest, cooking with effort is what I’m best at, but other than that, there’s nothing else.

To begin with, cooking with fire is Phantom’s specialty… Now he says he can do it too, but when it comes to delicate fire control, he’s really a monster. How could it have been so loaded with dishes?

“Now, this is beef for today. We specifically slaughtered a cow in the Garden of Eden. You know that, right? It’s sold in limited quantities at Eden Mart.”

-They just use limited quantity items haha.

-This is why they say personal connections are important.

-Oh, the meat marbling is amazing.

“You can season it separately, but for good meat, just basic seasoning is fine. First, let’s just grill it to compare the taste. Oh, the part is sirloin.”

I placed the meat on a heated pan covered with just oil. Cheap benefit to him!!! I can hear the sound of meat being cooked.

It’s a very pleasant sound. The meat is not thick, so after it is cooked properly, turn it over once, wait a bit, then take it out and sear it slightly.

The rule is to wait until the inside is cooked through internal heat, but Lulu seemed to be unable to bear that and stamped her feet to urge me on.

“Meat!!!!!!!”

“Just wait a little. It’ll be done soon…”

“Meat!!! Meat!!!! Meat!!!!!!”

“How do you usually control your appetite?”

-Lulu is so cute haha

-If I have such a pretty and cute girlfriend, I can buy her as much food as I want.

-Hey, just the first round of grilled meat today would be over 500,000 won, right?

-Huh?!

-Eden Mart’s limited quantity of beef would probably be about that much. I can’t sell it because I don’t have it. The price is no joke.

-Isn’t the price quite cheap there?

-That’s only true for vegetables. Things like meat and truffles are expensive.

-Heh ㄷㄷㄷ.

In the meantime, some time passed, and it was soon time to sear it and place it on Lulu’s plate.

As soon as the meat goes up, Lulu dips the meat with her fork, lifts it up, and takes a bite with excitement. Munching!!! And in one bite, a piece of meat almost as big as a fist is ripped off.

It’s relatively thin, but the size of the meat itself isn’t small, but looking at it, I still think it’s a bloody fish. Although we usually eat well, this is the first time we have both watched each other so carefully.

“Ummmm!!! Delicious!!!!!”

-No, the meat is not small, but he chews a third of it in one bite.

-Hey, eating nuna looks sexy…

“If the meat is good, you don’t need anything special to grill it. You just have to keep the time and temperature. Of course, to make it even more delicious, you need more things… We’ll talk about that later.”

-Older brother!!!! What about my fiancé!!!!

“Ah, these bastards are so clingy. Okay, I’ll tell you what you want. What can I say…”

I decided to tell the story of my relationship with Lulu. There are a lot of things to talk about, but today’s broadcast was originally intended to reveal that.

Soon, I sorted things out in my head and slowly started talking about Lulu.

“Actually, I had a bad relationship with Lulu. She used to make a fuss in Russia on Earth from another dimension. She went to nuclear waste and tried to ruin the Earth.”

“Ah!!! We decided not to talk about dark history!!!!!”

“What’s wrong?”

I didn’t bring up the cannibalism story anyway. Even with that, the image won’t get worse.

In this world, Russia is just a country that invaded Ukraine and was beaten by Keter and the Heavenly Demon. The new Russia is a different country, so it is different from the place we are talking about.

“But we kept seeing each other after that because of bad luck. But then we ended up getting married by chance and became my fiancé.”

“A couple is born!!!!!”

-Then I’m curious about what happened?!

-Why are you glossing over the most important part!!!!

“It’s not something I really need to talk about… I just talked to their dad and my boss, and it was like an arranged marriage.”

-Lulu’s dad?!

-Who is this evil boss?!

Now that I think about it, my character was included in Garden of Eden, but the story of the Absolute Destiny didn’t come out. The same goes for King Bloodier.

Well, that’s better. No matter how much you know about dimensional civilization, it is better not to know the story of the Absolute Destiny. If something bad happens, and you curse that bitch for no reason, you could get hit by a car and an accident like that could happen.

“Anyway, just because we got engaged doesn’t mean I’m going to abandon our Shion. My wife was my original wife in the first place.”

-Single-minded pure love King Jeong.

-Pure love (harem).

-But what if my mother-in-law will die before other people?

-Well, the lifespan issue is an important issue.

“No, that’s… Well, that’s it. There’s no need to talk about that part yet.”

-What? Are you Kelsey?

“I won’t give you the answer you want.”

-No, fuck!!!! It was really Kelsey!!!!!

-Kaaaaah!!! It makes me angry to hear that in the most important part!!!!!

-Now I feel like I’m having an allergic reaction just by looking at Kelsicone.

Anyway, let’s leave that aside for a moment and focus on Lulu’s mukbang.

Lulu ate the steak as soon as I cooked it. She has no delay, so it’s hard to keep up with her pace using the gas range in our kitchen. The good news is that our gas stove has good heat power, so we can cook food faster than other homes?

Of course, if you grill it anyway, it’s no joke to eat it all in two or three bites. Although she eats similarly to Eden, she found out that Lulu was the type of person who ate a lot in one bite.

-Lulu nuna!!!! Show me how to eat like a Bloodier!!!!

“What? I don’t really want to show that side of me.”

-Sponsorship shoot.

[Heeuungrurununa donated 200,000 won!!! Please show me a bloody eating show!!!!!]

“Ah, the story is a little different this way. Is this donation being given to me?”

“Okay, do whatever you want. But you’ll have to deduct the fee they charge.”

Finally, Lulu puts her steak in front of her and chews it in one bite.

It’s not just eating. No matter how much you put in, half of the steak would seem like a lot, but Lulu turned her mouth and jaw like a monster and ate it in one bite.

To begin with, the human body is inefficient. Moreover, if they have to ingest something through their mouths, Bloodiers have a human appearance, but are relatively free to change their form. This means that even though it looks like a human, it is possible to swallow a human being in one bite.

So, at most, it was as simple as one or two steaks. Her jaw became jagged as if it had been cut with pinking shears, and when she opened her mouth, it opened to more than a span, and she chewed on her steaks. It looks like a wild beast eating meat.

-Hehe.

-Wow, that’s really no joke.

-ㄹㅇ Bloodier.

-Hmm… Possible.

-What is possible, you idiot.

“Anyway, thank you for the 200,000 won!!! I’ll take this to buy snacks outside later!!!!”

-What are you going to eat?

“Is 200,000 won worth of bungeoppang?”

-Kkkk

-No, then how many bungeoppang are there?

-It varies from store to store, but considering the prices these days, 3 pieces for 1,000 won would be 30 pieces for 10,000 won.

-Then 600 for 200,000 won?

-It looks like Mr. Bungeoppang will do all his business that day.

-I think I’ll collapse from exhaustion while making it before that.

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋ.

First, I don’t think it’s a bad thing considering that even though Lulu’s bloodier side was shown, the reaction was pretty good. She thought of the worst case scenario and expected to cover it.

On the other hand, I think it’s because Lulu is pretty. First, Lulu’s appearance resembles Sienne, and she is very pretty.

No, if you have a pretty and cute face, that’s all you need to do.

… Everything is correct. When I see things like this, I am reminded of how I grew up watching stories that I would never have thought of when I was a woman.