Chapter 1711 – [A Debut That Causes a Typhoon!!!]
Even though everyone in my family debuted and came out, not much changed. At most, the number of people flocking to our house increases? At least it was better than when the evil emperor and Wakamo shrine maiden first came out.
Still, there was a lot to do, so everyone moved around in different ways. In particular, I plan to take the kids to the Cheonmu Association when they debut this time and register them as people with special abilities.
“Must I do it?”
“First, there are various problems. As the evil emperor, I am in favor of registering people with special abilities. If we leave it alone, there will be too many bastards with mental abilities that Eden tried to mess with, so it’s no good.”
“Well, Phantom Dad also really fights against soul-related crimes, so you can think of it as being similar.”
“Actually, I’m going because of my status.”
First, Kormana Lulu has a separate status. These two people are not human, but they are, so Zion obtained their status through Sabasaba with the Korean government.
In particular, in the case of Korma, he gained something from being in charge of administrative work during the advent of the pop scene. It’s just that I haven’t registered as a person with special abilities, so I’m going to use this opportunity to register.
However, Eve is not a human, and it is difficult for her to be recognized as a human on Earth. In a dimensional civilization, there would be a lot of these artificial life forms, so if you take various tests, you would be recognized as a human being and your status would be guaranteed, but this is not Earth yet…
Once you register as a person with a high ability, you will receive a separate ID card for the person with a high ability. Even though Eve has no identity, she will be recognized separately as a person with special abilities, so you can use that in place of your ID.
“Oh, isn’t this similar to using a driver’s license as an ID in Japan?”
“That’s it.”
First, we set aside a separate day on the weekend and headed to the Cheonmu Association. Because there are facilities to test abilities and other things there.
And when we arrived at Cheonmu Association and got off, people’s eyes were on us. And someone was the first to see Eve and shout.
“It’s Wakamo Shrine!!!!”
“I’m Eve!!!!”
“Oh, ah… I’m sorry.”
Because of their appearance, it’s hard to tell them apart if you don’t look closely. Although Eden usually looks lively and Eve has a blunt face, it is harder than you might think to tell her twins apart based on their facial expressions alone. Even more so if you look at it for a moment and judge it.
Still, thanks to the man’s shout, the people around him gathered around. Not only Eve, but also Cormana and Lulu next to me showed their curiosity and goodwill.
“Wow, he’s a heinous emperor!!!!”
“Hey, Mr. Korma!!! Can you give me an autograph? I’m a fan!!!!”
“Lulu!!! How many hamburgers can you eat?”
No, how much ham there?
When I glanced back, Lulu nodded and said.
“Well, I’ve never eaten that much, but wouldn’t it be possible to eat hundreds of them? Of course, not small hamburgers the size of your fist, but large ones.”
“If you want to make hamburgers to that level, I think you have to make them at the level of a decent specialty store.”
“Please do it on the next broadcast!!!!”
“You asked me to do it?!”
“I will help you too.”
“It’s a little better because there’s a corma…”
Afterward, we entered the Cheonmu Association. Since we had already discussed it separately, I headed to the prosecutor’s office to go through the registration process as a person with special abilities without any particular restraint.
Perhaps because we had told them in advance, there was no one else but us. The staff of the Cheonmu Association also greeted us politely and guided us for the ability test.
“Welcome, my name is Kim Joo-yeon, and I will guide you through today’s test procedure for people with abilities. The three people who will be tested today are Korma, Lulu, and Eve. Are you correct?”
“Okay.”
“First, we will conduct a basic physical examination. Please change your clothes in the locker room and then enter the examination room.”
Since I am a man and the children are all women, they did not follow me into the examination room or anything like that. In the first place, not only the person guiding us today, but also the doctors are all women.
Wait leisurely for a while until the basic examination is completed. It’s called a physical examination, but it took about an hour or so because it had to measure and record weight, height, and other things.
And next is a physical ability test. I think it’s the same as the physical test, but since you have become a person with special abilities, the most noticeable thing is the change in physical ability, so this will be tested separately. Even psychics who use spiritual power, which is less effective in strengthening their bodies, still have greater physical abilities than ordinary people.
However, there was a small commotion while inspecting this area.
“What, just this?”
A barbell made separately for the purpose of testing the physical abilities of people with special abilities. Lulu lifted the 400 kilograms on each side, weighing 800 kilograms in total, excluding the weight of the bar, as if it was no big deal.
And it’s not just with both hands, but with one hand, and it’s not just a simple dead left, it’s lifted above the head. There are definitely people with this ability who can lift around 800 kg, but when Lulu lifts something as light as Lulu and has a slender physique, it would be surprising to those who don’t know her.
“Oh my god, how could that…”
“How can you say that you don’t even look like you’re struggling…”
First, out of the three of Korma, Lulu, and Eve, Lulu has the strongest physical ability. The scary thing about the Bloodier is that it has the ability to absorb, but it also has the physical ability and regenerative power that are threatening to even the Transcendant… On the contrary, when trying to measure it with a weight of less than 1 ton, it is far from enough.
Korma lifted a moderate amount without difficulty, and Eve, although she tried a little, lifted a little less than 200 kilos at most. No, even to that extent, it is superior to most Hell Spears, but there are so many monsters around that it became the subject of comparison.
“Well, this body is not for combat.”
“If you can lift that much, you’re at the level of a person of considerable ability.”
“My sister can lift things several times heavier than this.”
“It’s because Eden is a transcendent.”
Although Eden’s physical abilities are said to be much lower than that of an equivalent warrior type transcendent, he is still a transcendent. When the body is strengthened with spiritual power, its efficiency is at least ten times higher than that of an ordinary person.
If you put your mind to it, you might be able to lift a ton of weight. But what’s meaningless is that the fight between transcendentals isn’t just about being strong.
It has been said that Bloodier’s physical ability is at a level that can be used even by transcendents, but there is no Bloodier that fights only with physical strength. If everyone was strong enough to win, bodybuilders with big muscles would be crushing martial arts fighters, right?
Anyway, after the physical ability test, there is an ability test. While the previous physical ability test was mainly for testing unmanned people, this test was for testing people with psychic or psychic abilities.
“You just need to show us the special abilities you each have.”
“Then I am an alter ego.”
Korma immediately summoned his clones. Korma’s number increased to 15 at once. The story of her using her alter ego is already known to the world, but seeing her in person was different, and even her officials were impressed.
Number of people is important. Honestly, if you have Korma, you can run the government even if you replace the entire leadership of the country.
No, the total number of civil servants in our country is about 1.1 million? That includes firefighters and teachers alike. However, there are 1 million Kormas who are capable of real-time information sharing and whose capabilities far exceed 100 per day, so wouldn’t that be possible?
… Even thinking about it again, that’s a bit scary. There are a lot more reserve forces, but there are roughly 500,000 soldiers.
“I only have the ability to dominate and absorb.”
“Lulu, what kind of ability is that?”
“It is the ability to dominate anything and eat anything. Compared to Korma, it is plain.”
I tell the archivist like it’s no big deal, but Lulu isn’t kidding either. ‘Absorption’, which is born with Bloodier’s special ability, and ‘Domination’, which is obtained by using Sienne as the original, are both tremendous abilities, and when you have two, you are at Lord level, so where is the simplicity?
You may say that because it is not visible in front of your eyes, but if you decide to do it, the biggest problem is Lulu. He preys on the planet, dominates all humans, and forces them to listen to him… Then it’s really not a joke. Even though she is weaker than other corps commanders, we must not forget that Lulu is a corps commander class Bloodier.
Lastly, it was Eve. Since Eve is even more inconspicuous than Lulu, electronic devices were essential to show off her abilities.
“First, I hacked the computer that recorded our personal information. Well, there were no traces of viruses or anything like that, so I don’t think there was any worry about it being leaked.”
“Yes?”
“First, I looked through the entire network of the Cheonmu Association through their computer and checked, and the security is quite excellent. In particular, looking at the information related to the evil emperor and my sister, it looks like my mother took care of it.”
“If you want to steal our information, you have no choice but to use people, not hacking. And there is no way a fool would do something like that.”
If there is someone who steals my or Eden’s personal information, Zion or Eve will do their best to track them down, and I will definitely hunt them down and kill them. Who will shake it off? No matter how much money you give, you have to be alive to use it. If you die, you can’t even use it as money for the afterlife.
Thanks to Zion, I have a strong defense, but because of that perception, I have not received any spam emails or phone calls even now that I have come out. Well, there’s no way I can do it because I know I’ll die if I do it.
Anyway, Eve also proved her abilities. And it has become known that at least Eve’s ability is a very great ability in today’s Earth.
As modern society is a society where everyone has a smartphone and, if you search a little, a computer, Eve’s abilities can be applied or abused to a great extent. Well, if you abuse it, it will just lead to social collapse.
If Eve decides to do so, it won’t be a problem to ruin the economy. If the value of currency is reduced to zero, humans will self-destruct and perish.
“Well, maybe it was in the past, but it’s not like that now.”
“I’m glad you grew up well. It’s a world of difference from when I first saw you.”
“Me?”
“Yes, Lulu, you too.”
When I first met Lulu, she was eating people in Russia… Even though she killed people, I can’t criticize her anymore. No, it’s not that I’m trying to wash it or anything, it’s that I’m not qualified.
I’m also a guy who goes around killing people, but you’re being mean to Lulu? A dog covered in bran is like a dog covered in poop.
Once the ability test was completed for the three people, they went through separate procedures and received ID cards. I was able to receive my ID card right away because I took a separate photo using the identification photo machine inside the association.
“It would be hard to tell my sister apart from me because she doesn’t smile when taking her ID photo.”
“I don’t think there will be a problem since my name is written on my ID card anyway. There is no one in my family who cannot tell the difference.”
“The problem is that other people can’t tell the difference. Just as I walked around pretending to be my sister, wouldn’t it be possible for you to walk around pretending to be me?”
“… It’s a good thing she said that without Eden. If she had been around, she would have walked around pretending to be you.”
It is not just a prediction, but a certainty. He must have thought, ‘Eve has tried to substitute for me, so I’m going to substitute for Eve!!!!’ And pretended to be Eve with a blunt expression like Ji’s mother or Eve, and walked around and filmed a hidden camera.
Anyway, Korma and Lulu don’t know, but Eve has an ID. As if he was happy to have something to prove his identity, he held the ink that was still fresh on his ID card and looked at it as if he were appreciating a jewel.
“This is the first step, so keep working hard.”
“Once I have a half-decent identity, I can do most things. First, let’s create a program optimization service site.”
“You really plan to do that.”
“I have to be so comfortable and innovative that people think they have to accept me in order for me to be properly accepted into this society. In short, it’s like admission through donations in exchange for money.”
“Was the university you entered a human certification university or something?”
Well, it’s probably just a matter of time before Eve gets an official status.
Afterward, Eve immediately opened an optimization service site as if she was frying beans in a flash of lightning. I had been planning it for a long time, but I wonder what it would be like to make it in just one day after receiving my ID card.
And instead of providing service right away, there was a temporary opening period. If you use this service, you will receive money, but no matter how good a restaurant is, doesn’t it only get word of mouth if there are people who have tried it? In short, the temporary opening period feels like a tasting corner.
“I don’t think I’ll catch a big fish from the beginning, but I will gradually take my time.”
“What will you do with the unit price if you use this service later? And there is also a copyright issue with the program optimized in that way.”
“First, in the case of the former, I have a standard in mind. It will be divided according to whether it is an individual request or a corporate request. If it seems like a lot of work, an additional fee will be charged. And in the case of the latter… Well, human civilization. “I’ll just leave it at that and say I’ll serve it.”
“Hmm, I think it’s important not to get caught.”
“Instead, if you use it for military purposes, they will either charge you a very high price or reject it. If I use the program I optimized for something like a smart bomb, I will be upset.”
“That’s right. I didn’t kill him myself, but I feel bad when I think about him indirectly killing me.”
It seems that Eve also prepared a lot as she thought about it. I think I’ll do pretty well.
“Oh, and I would like to add this sentence to the terms and conditions when using this service. Is it okay, father?”
“What sentence?”
In response, Eve opened a separate window and showed a draft of the site terms and conditions agreement.
It’s an ordinary term and condition with a lot of things going on, but the last line says this.
[You are aware that if you violate the above provisions, you may be subject to legal proceedings and extra-legal punishment.]
“Yes, do whatever you want.”
“With this, we can filter out the truth.”
Hehe, are you going to punish Eve for all her hard work? Taking money or tackling results that have no problems or something like that?
If you do something like that, even the President of the United States will rip out your head!!!!