Chapter 1716 – [A Debut That Causes a Typhoon!!!]

First, we were wondering what to do with TV and broadcasting, and Eve came up with a compromise. A way to go on dates, do explanatory broadcasts, and do both.

In short, you can do both together. All you have to do is broadcast while on a date.

“It was Eden’s broadcast that broke the story, but in the end, since she is an acquaintance of your father’s, I think your father can use the explanation broadcast as well as go on a date with Tiv’s mother.”

“It’s a date, but I don’t know if it’s okay to air it on TV. Are you okay, Tiv?”

“I don’t hate it. And I’m interested in that show.”

“It would be a big deal if you got on a broadcast or something…”

“Cthulhu receives through radio waves, so modern!!!!”

Dad thinks so too, Eden.

It’s fortunate that we were able to control the spread… Anyway.

Since I was on vacation, I couldn’t just go on a date with T.V. Well, I can take some vacation time for Tiv, but I don’t instinctively think Tiv would want that much.

So, even just a one-day date would be considered important. What should I say? Do you feel like you like making time for yourself right away rather than intentionally making time for yourself? That’s roughly it.

“I’m planning to take a quick look around here, but if you have any complaints, let me know now.”

“Not really?”

“Uh… You mean there isn’t one?”

“Honestly, this is my first time on a direct date like this. If it were just the two of us on a date, I would do it on an uninhabited planet, but this is my first time with a lot of people.”

“Hmm.”

The first time is always memorable. I also remember important things like my first love, but if it wasn’t for that, I would have forgotten Ana.

For Tiv, this was the first time he went on a date where people noticed him. And to that extent, we had to make it possible to leave some memories. No matter how difficult it is, lovers are still lovers.

… This is quite a difficult problem. First, I think I need to prepare various things.

We spent the night like that, each sleeping in a camping car or tent. Oh, if you’re wondering, Tiv slept in the camping car. To be honest, it was a bit awkward to let the Absolute sleep in a tent.

And after waking up, I eat breakfast. Actually, I boiled the ramen to the point where I thought there was something special about it, but this time I probably drank some alcohol, so the default was seafood ramen.

It’s not that great, but it’s a hangover ramen that you boil with various things like clams, squid, and mussels. Honestly, that will clear the air to some extent.

Eden and the others, who were feeling sick after drinking heavily, expressed their deep feelings while eating ramen and the ramen soup.

“Keuuuuu! As expected, it’s a shame to eat ramen soup the day after drinking.”

“I don’t know about anything else, but I can’t deny the hangover itself…”

“A person who can’t eat seafood soup the day after drinking is not human!!!!!”

“Honestly, it’s an alien.”

“Oh, Dad agreed too!!!!!”

“If you drink seafood soup the day after drinking too much, and it doesn’t make you hangover, it means there’s something wrong with your internal organs.”

There may be a difference between hangover with meat broth and seafood, but whatever.

After waking up in the morning, Tiv and I got ready to go out. As I said before, I plan to go on a date, but the location will be limited to the area around here. Anyway, there are things to see and do around here, so there is no problem.

For now, the other kids will spend time relaxing in the valley. If it’s just TV with me, I’m going to go out and enjoy some things, and when I come back, I’m planning to buy the kids a gift or something.

Tiv had quite high expectations of being able to see up close what he usually only looked at from a distance. Normally, I couldn’t do it even if I wanted to because it would be a big problem if I got that close, but now that I can do it, it’s a natural reaction, but on the other hand, that ordinary reaction makes me think that even absolute beings are human in the end.

“I wonder what human society is like.”

“I guess it’s not as great as I expected.”

“It’s not like I don’t know that.”

“Oh, that’s it.”

Anyway, it was a 2 day and 1 night itinerary. Since I was late and would be home by the end of the day, it wasn’t really a problem if I went on a date with Tiv in the meantime.

So Tiv and I went out separately and headed towards the city center. The good news is that the Garden of Eden is relatively nearby, and the nearby infrastructure has developed, so there is a lot to see and do?

Actually, I also did my military service around here this time. You don’t have to go far, just 10 minutes, and you will reach the unit where I served.

“Army?”

“What, why are you reacting like that? I feel like I just saw something strange.”

“It’s not that it’s anything else, but the military itself is a mass of negative presence. I know that to some extent.”

“No, what on earth is the military…”

“Do you hate it just by existing?”

“Don’t say anything strange.”

“Tell me about your time in the military. Did you like it?”

“… No.”

“Even after worrying so much, if you look at the denial, the military can’t refute the negativity. Wouldn’t it be better for me to handle it?”

“Don’t destroy a country’s military like that!!!!”

Especially in the case of Korea, even if there are US troops stationed in Korea, if it disappears, it will have its own problems!!!!

First, I stopped Tiv. If TV goes wild for no reason and a catastrophe occurs, what to do next is also a problem.

No, I am also part of this country’s vested interests. I don’t really intend to cause a problem with that, but on the other hand, if a problem arises, I’m the one who has to take responsibility.

“So? Where are we going?”

“Well… Let’s go to the market first.”

“Market?”

“It’s a place where people gather and trade various things.”

“It’s not that I don’t know the concept itself, but it’s my first time going there. Hmm, it’ll be fun.”

And I turn on a separate broadcast before entering the market. A lot of people flock to him and start asking about Eden blowing up the broadcast last time.

They say they don’t know the situation because they haven’t filmed a TV show yet, but I think people’s interest is a double-edged sword. It can be used for good or bad.

-Hello brother!!!!

-Why did you destroy the last Nunna broadcast?!

– Explain!!!! Explain!!!!

-Do it.

– People.

-Do it.

-Do it.

– People.

“These bastards are just so excited to find something to complain about. Shall we beat them up?”

-Uh, no, bro.

-Ah haha, I’d rather just search haha.

-Explanation? That kind of thing is just meaningless in front of an evil emperor. LOL.

Respond appropriately to moderately heated responses. In the first place, I am not the main character of this broadcast.

Afterward, while they were arguing with each other, I pretended to respond appropriately to their reactions and introduced them to TV. I can’t do it normally… On the other hand, it revealed that the existence itself is beyond imagination.

“So, they’re trying to get the person who appeared last time to come out, right? Okay, I’ll tell you. This is the TV show that appeared last time.”

“Oh, hello?”

-Anneunghajeyet!!!!!

-Ugh, sleepy.

Hehe, Tiv nuna…

“Oh, there are some kids who like me. Can’t we get them together later and have a separate meeting?”

“If you do that, you’ll end up like a Cthulhu collection, really. They’re just judging you based on your appearance, putting everything else aside.”

“Not you?”

“Uh… No, if you think about it, I don’t care about those things, if I love you, I can focus on this and that. Appearance is next, the most important thing is love.”

“That’s why I don’t hate you… Wait, you’re fucking me?”

-Negative upon negative? This means it’s a good haha.

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ.

– Possible disfigurement… Ah, a pretty girl can eat human flesh, so pretty much anything is possible.

First, it seems that Tiv’s existence itself has been accepted. If you look pretty, this civilization naturally takes your side. This is because we don’t really know what the absolute being is. At best, is it known as the Garden of Eden?

Anyway, regardless of the reaction, I plan to go on a date for now. No matter how much of an asshole I am, enjoying everyday life is different when the other person is absolute.

First, I wondered what to do in the morning, but then decided to see a waterfall nearby. Actually, it’s just something you see as you pass by, but when I went out for a drink with TV and saw the waterfall, it felt a little different.

“What do you think? It’s not bad, right?”

“Why are you using my lines?”

“What kind of patent did you issue? That could be possible.”

“It’s not a patent, but I’m in charge of it.”

“… I guess so when I think about it.”

-What do you mean?

-Oh, the waterfall is cool.

Something important passed by quietly, but I ignored it. There is no need to talk about absolute self right now. Today, I am overwhelmed just by introducing TV.

Afterward, we look around and answer viewers’ questions separately. You probably have questions, and there are some things that need clarification.

-What is your relationship with Tiv?

“Uh, first of all, lovers.”

-As expected, they made fun of the lower body again.

-Honestly, a busty lower body that would satisfy thousands of people is a shame.

-Are people’s abilities more important than their looks? There are so many evil lovers.

“You guys, you have a lot of women because you like me. I just happened to have so many women. I’m single-minded about being my wife.”

-Aren’t they wive, not wives?

-Let’s use plural nouns correctly.

“Zion is his original wife!!!!”

-But why did you indulge yourself by destroying the cam yesterday?

“Ah, that… It’s because of Tiv. They say it’s been resolved now, but Tiv was originally radiating a sinister spirit that ordinary people couldn’t face. If it weren’t for the fact that I was able to stop it, you all would have gone mad.”〈 Br〉

-What Cthulhu?

“It’s true in the sense that it drives people crazy and destroys their minds. It’s not intentional, but because of this, a civilization that went crazy as a group invaded Earth in a past life, and so on.”

“Ah… I remember that time. Honestly, I didn’t know it would turn out like this.”

“Do you remember when you killed me with Hankyu back then?”

“Why don’t you forget the little things? And you’re stronger than before.”

“Even if we fight now, we lose, so why?”

-?

-?

-No, brother. What did you say just now?

It’s just that he won’t be defeated easily, and it’s usually difficult for a Lord to win against an absolute being. Because the gap between me as a Lord and the Absolute is much larger than the gap between me before loading and the War Lord.

It was quite shocking to hear that Tiv was stronger than me, so for a while the chat window was full of hooks and words of disbelief. Tiv and I slowly move to our seats, enjoying the response.

Since it’s a date, we have to see and eat various things. There was a restaurant near here that was good at making black bean noodles, but I’m not sure if they’re still in business.

-Wow, Mr. He’s stronger than the evil emperor?

-Wasn’t the evil emperor the strongest man on Earth? But if you’re stronger than the evil emperor, do you know how to destroy a planet?

“Barely a planet?”

-Ah, Sister Tiv!!! If you are looking at the chat window, please give me a clear answer!!!

-A teacher rather than a real evil emperor?

“Yes, I’m stronger than I. If we fight, I’ll win nine times out of ten.”

“If you win once out of 10 times, that’s a generous evaluation.”

“Normally it never happens. It means you are that strong.”

-He has a good reputation, but he is not at the top level.

“Hey, guys like Tiv are out of the question in the first place. It’s similar to bringing a tank to a martial arts match.”

The Absolute is an exception in its very existence. Should I say that it is not included in the standard in some cases… This is because when the absolute intervenes, the number of digits in the standard changes enormously.

So, when comparing force, the maximum is load. If you put an absolute in it, wouldn’t even the highest-ranking road fall way down in ranking?

Anyway, let’s talk in moderation. Me and Tiv went into the Chinese restaurant I was looking for and had lunch. Maybe it’s because it’s a good store, so they’re still doing it, and the taste is the same as before, so it reminded me of the old days.

“This restaurant’s Jjajangmyeon is still the same. I used to eat here when I stayed out of the military. Oh, does it suit your taste?”

“It’s not bad.”

“It’s just that it’s good.”

-Now that I think about it, he was a disfigured soldier.

-My acquaintance said that he went to the same training center as Emperor Hung. There are a lot of people who say shit about leaving out the military, but if you look at the visit to Hungje, it’s really great.

-ㄹㅇ, I could have taken it out as much as I wanted.

“My limbs are fine, so what good would I do without the military? I went because I didn’t want to hear from Eden that I didn’t fill in. And it wasn’t just that I had bad memories.”

-During your service, were there any officers you wanted to punish, brother?

“Why wasn’t there? There were some guys who wanted to take off their rank insignia and have a fight, but I just held back. Oh, just to mention, are you watching my broadcast, Sergeant Baek? Don’t act like you know me on the street, I’ll follow you.”

-Kkkk

-The soldier’s main enemy is the executives…!!!

-If you look at the fact that Hyeongje hates military life, he is a human being.

-ㄹㅇ, this guy has a lot of things, but I like it because he’s like a commoner.

Talking about the military reminds me a lot of those days. There are good memories, but there were also a lot of shitty things. At that time, let alone coming out, I wasn’t known as an evil emperor, and I served while hiding that I was a master, so there were a lot of all kinds of bastards…

When I see the officers coming to the kitchen and stealing from the soldiers because they have something to eat, I want to break their heads more than once. It’s even worse if there are soldiers who are spoiled because of those guys.

“Oh, did I just talk about the military too dullly?”

“No, it’s interesting, so keep doing it.”

… I think I’ll realize again why TV said the military is a hotbed of negativity.