Chapter 1717 – [A Debut That Causes a Typhoon!!!]

After finishing our meal, Tiv and I went sightseeing and enjoyed our date. We went for a walk in a park somewhere or walked along a river, and it was a more unusual date than I thought.

On the other hand, I was a little worried because it was a date with an absolute brag, but unexpectedly, Tiv seemed to like it no matter what. Is it because it’s your first date?

Doing anything for the first time is fun. From her perspective, this date will be a new and amazing experience, so she’s bound to like it no matter what. The day before I was discharged from the military, I ate jjambap, and it was delicious… No, I kept talking about the military because it was near the unit I served in.

Anyway, it was a pretty fun date. It’s nothing special, but it’s much better than something that’s too irritating.

-I thought dating would be a bad thing, but it turned out to be surprisingly ordinary.

-A small date like that would be nice haha.

-I wish I had a girlfriend, so I could go on dates too!!!!

-Isn’t it okay to date?

-I’m saying this because I can’t date… Now that I think about it, I’m mad, where do you live?

-We don’t have any, but the evil emperor… Oh, how many people are there now?

-If you count just Korma, there would be a million people haha.

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋ.

It’s no fun just walking around, so I gradually change my dating course. Perhaps because it was a market day, they had set up a canopy or something and were doing business, so it looks like there will be food and entertainment. And when I go back, I think it would be a good idea to take something with me to think of Eden or Lulu.

As I enter the market with Tiv, all eyes are focused on me. Mainly to Tiv, not to me. And later, when he sees me next to him, he recognizes my identity. Not only the market merchants but also people who come as customers or tourists are surprised or astonished.

“Huh? An evil emperor?”

“What? Wow… Is it real?”

“He’s a real monster!!!! Please sign it!!!!”

“Who is the person next to me? She’s prettier than the Wakamo shrine maiden…”

If you ask for an autograph, give them a reasonable amount of autographs, but don’t let them interfere with your date. And even excluding dating, it is a nuisance to people in the market.

Still, there isn’t a huge crowd of people, so it’s okay to sign autographs for a moment. Afterward, Tiv and I explored the market in earnest, snacking on snacks and buying souvenirs.

“The chicken skewers are delicious.”

“I see, the seasoning seems to be homemade and well-made. This is a great restaurant.”

-Ah, I’m suddenly craving chicken skewers.

-Me too haha.

-There aren’t many places selling chicken skewers these days. In the past, it was sold at street vendors.

It wasn’t a big market, so it didn’t take long to look around. Still, I had a fun date and I plan to finish it properly and go back.

Originally, this trip was for 2 days and 1 night. If Tiv hadn’t come, I would have gone home and packed my bags by now… Well, that doesn’t mean that dating Tiv was a bad thing.

I was thinking about going back to buy something from the market to take care of the kids who were waiting, but there was a place selling old snacks on one side, so I thought it would be a good idea to buy it there. There are quite a few varieties, and if you buy them all, you’ll enjoy them like a snack buffet.

“Oh, welcome. Rumors were spreading in front of the market that the evil emperor had arrived, but he really came.”

“Well, I came on a trip with my family and had to come out for a while. Is business going well?”

“It’s just so-so. So please sell a lot.”

“That’s what I meant. My family eats so much…”

Since it was an old-fashioned snack shop, I thought they were being ripped off by charging around 70,000 won for a bag of something, but this seemed like a conscientious store. The following article: I know for sure that I am a bad emperor, but if you rip me off, that would be crazy.

But perhaps there was someone who had similar thoughts as me, and the chat window quickly heated up with that story.

-I remember that from before, haha, being ripped off because I was a celebrity haha

-What kind of snack costs over 4,000 won for 100 grams haha

-Old-fashioned snacks!!! More expensive than meat!!!!!

-Honestly, if you rip off the evil emperor, isn’t it not that you have no conscience, but that you are brainless?

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ

I hate people who play with food. And it wasn’t just about eating itself, it was also about playing around with prices.

It is also good to sell delicious dishes at a high price. However, unless you trade a loaf of bread for all your money to someone who is on the verge of starvation, there is a limit to everything. If you take a piece of snack and sell it for a high price, it is said that it is cheap even if you search for it.

Anyway, I bought a bunch of snacks and quickly finished the broadcast. We even put our faces on TV and did various things, but there are a lot of people who are quite disappointed.

“Well, that’s it for today’s broadcast. I don’t know when it will be next, but I’ll see you next time anyway.”

“Hello, it wasn’t bad to meet you. I’ll see you later when I get the chance. Furthermore, I’ll come here often anyway.”

Hehe, Tiv nuna…

-Where are you going!!!! Before you go, show me your swimsuit!!!!

– ㄹㅇ, I couldn’t watch it properly because it was broadcast yesterday.

“Do you want to be beaten?”

-Brother, I didn’t say anything.

-My uncle, it’s because my cat is chatting.

“Is your cat the same as my cat?”

-If there are talking cats, it seems like there are also chatting cats lol.

“You guys, if you can’t talk, you’ll be hated. Anyway, the broadcast is over. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.”

After finishing the broadcast, Tiv and I returned to our families in the valley. I guess I was having a good time without much trouble and was playing with the otters who had returned.

Eden welcomed me, Tiv, and my hands full of snacks when we returned.

“Oh, daddy’s here!!!! It smells delicious, so I think I bought something to eat!!!!!”

“I bought some old snacks. I bought enough to close the store today, so enjoy it.”

“Ahh!!!!!”

Kids these days may not like these old-fashioned snacks, but that’s just what other kids do. Our Eden likes everything to eat. A pure, unbiased view of gastronomy that is only influenced by taste is an excellent quality of a chef.

After sharing the snacks we bought… We also plan to go home soon. Originally, I was planning to go back earlier and rest, but TV came, and I was a bit lazy.

“What are you going to do, Tiv? Do you want to go home together?”

“Hmm, I’ll just go back this time. Now that I can walk around normally, there are a few places I want to stop by.”

“Okay then. Come again next time. Instead, I’ll contact you then.”

“Anyway, when I come here, I’ll be hiding the negative force field, but isn’t that okay?”

“Apart from that, if he suddenly comes, you should be surprised. Even if you are an acquaintance, if the Absolute suddenly appears, even ten hearts are not enough.”

If Tiv is like Cthulhu, the other Absolutes are like Elder Gods. I know it doesn’t cause much damage, but it’s just as scary because it’s such a huge being.

How would you feel if a giant that was tens of meters tall stroked you with its fingers because you thought it was cute, knowing that it wouldn’t harm you? Apart from the threat, its existence and situation are the problem.

“Uhm, I don’t like it. Next time it will come suddenly.”

“Oh my gosh!!! Should I have said the opposite!!!!”

“Anyway, today’s date… Well, it’s not something that comes out of my mouth easily, but it was good. I hope it’s like this next time.”

“Was it that good?”

Tiv rarely says anything good or positive. At most, we express positivity with a double negative, but if something good comes out of Tiv’s mouth, it must have been that good.

Still, it’s nice to see. When I first met Tiv and thought about his death, I think he changed and developed a lot.

“But now, if you don’t get hurt even if you move around, there’s no need to fight with the absolute leader of order, right? They started a fight because you were a nuisance.”

“Well, these days, they seem to be fighting as if they’re jealous that I have a husband.”

“You guys fight just because you want to fight.”

“I’m not the one fighting. If you attack me, I will retaliate.”

“Do it in moderation. Don’t get hurt.”

“Are you worried? Thank you.”

It is foolish to worry about the Absolute, but the story is different if the other person is also the Absolute. Lords are Absolute Powers that require a gathering of three or so to raid, but if they are the same Absolute Persons, they can be dealt with by just one person.

Anyway, that’s how Tiv went back. It came and went like a storm, but I was still able to go on dates and make some good memories. Instead, I hope the timing will be better next time I come…

“This trip was fun!!!!”

“Dad, I came here to rest and feel mentally exhausted. My body is comfortable, but my mind has been overworked.”

[I also have a hard time serving my master’s friends when they come, but you must be clumsy.]

“Take some rest when you get home. I had a hard time entertaining Tiv.”

“Please leave things like packing your luggage to me, Your Majesty.”

Everyone is worried because they know you worked hard. I need to get some rest when I get home.

On the way back, Korma was driving, not me. I wondered if he had a license, but he had to drive during the time of the pop god’s advent, so he got his license then, and it is said that he sent his alter ego to get it without any need to leave.

Then, along the way, he takes Jihee home separately. An unexpected guest called TV showed up, but Jihee still had a bright expression as if she was having fun.

“See you at the store tomorrow, Jihee.”

“Yes, uncle. See you tomorrow. And this trip was fun.”

“I’ll take you with me next time I get the chance. I haven’t even thought about where I’m going to go yet.”

“This time it was a valley, so how about the sea next time?”

“It’s uncomfortable to play in a crowd of people, so it’s better to play on a private beach. Or, you can go and play on one of the islands you bought.”

“Every time I see the lady, her scale is different.”

“I often think that way too.”

After taking Jihee home, we also went home. I returned home after only one day, but I felt like I had been away for a longer time because I met T.V.

No, next to TV is the room of spirit and time. What is it if Tiv is not the absolute ruler of time?

“Going out is good, but home is still the best.”

“This homebody… Well, I like being home today too.”

Normally, I would come back and have to pack up and everything, but I laid down on the sofa and rested. Starting tomorrow, I have to go out to the store again and order the necessary things… Oh, that’s right.

Something suddenly occurred to me, and I think the time has come to complete it. It’s nothing else but Youngja aged liquor.

“Oh, that?! Are you going to hold a tasting?!”

“Soon. But don’t complain even if it doesn’t taste good, right?”

“Oh, but you still have to drink it all. Even if you don’t, you won’t be hit hard.”

This is not a typical English-aged liquor, but a spirit-aged liquor that I made separately based on whiskey. Fairy Tears was too sweet to capture my life, so I made it because I thought a heavy and profound whiskey would be better.

It takes some time to mature, but that was helped by the time acceleration that Eden gained from defeating the Demon King. It still took a while, so now we have a prototype, but the results have been produced.

As for how it tastes… Ah, I guess it’s meaningless since I’ll feel bland even if I drink it anyway. I hope Lulu drinks well and receives good reviews.

And the next day, Lulu and I finished working at the store and our part-time jobs and went to the Garden of Eden in the evening.

“Oh oh oh!!! It’s only been one day, but I got scolded for waiting! Even when I worked part-time at a store, I kept thinking about what it would taste like!!!”

“I hope it lives up to your expectations.”

Whiskey aged in separately smoked oak barrels was a very good drink, even if it was not aged alcohol. I actually think that Youngja’s cooking spoils the taste of the alcohol, but I guess Lulu will drink it and evaluate it.

When you open the barrel, you can smell the heavy and rich scent of whiskey. Normally, there would be a unique scent of Youngja’s cooking, good or bad, containing my life, but I don’t feel it.

“Ah, it smells good.”

“First, the reaction isn’t bad. Just wait a moment. I’ll finish it off and make you a drink.”

“Finish?”

“This is blended whiskey.”

I deliberately made two types of whiskey for this English aged drink. One is a whiskey that is heavy and has a bitter taste, and the other is a whiskey that is soft and has a sweet taste as its base.

Blended whiskey is made by mixing two different types of whiskey. And the heavy side contains images of a life full of general self-loathing, and the soft whiskey side contains the happiness and salvation I felt while watching Zion and Eden.

Since the whiskey has its own flavor, I will mix it at a ratio of 9 to 1. I don’t think the soft side ratio is too small, but I think it’s just right.

Soon I mixed the two types of whiskey. I’ll find a better golden ratio after some more trial and error, but at least the current ratio won’t be bad.

I mixed it well so that the scent of the whiskey didn’t go away…

“Drink it.”

“Oh, oh…”

There are many ways to drink whiskey, but at least for now I just drink it straight without doing anything. Lulu carefully took the glass, savored the scent, admired the color of the liquor, and carefully sipped it.

Lulu, who felt the taste of whiskey in her mouth, quietly closed her eyes and was absorbed in appreciation. She seemed to be responding well, so I left it for a while.

And after a while, Lulu opened her eyes and quickly drank all the remaining alcohol.

“What do you think?”

“Choesssss!”

I feel good because the response seems to be good.

Just in case, I try to have a drink too. However, as expected, I only felt the taste of ordinary, delicious whiskey and no other taste.

… I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that I don’t know the taste of the alcohol I made.