Chapter 1718 – [A Debut That Causes a Typhoon!!!]
First, Lulu’s review of the English-aged whiskey I made was not only favorable, but rave praise.
They cut off a few fingers for us to eat as snacks, so we ate them together as if we were picking up peanuts, and drank several glasses of alcohol on the spot.
“It’s really delicious!!!! The alcohol itself is a good drink, but the bitterness of a hellish life and the sweetness of the faint happiness that comes after it go well together. How can I say it, it tastes like hope torture?”
“No, what kind of hope torture is this?”
“Big despair and small hope. Mixing the two together is a torture of hope. Anyway, it’s really delicious, I’m sure this will be popular with dad and older sisters, right?”
“Even if I didn’t do that, I was planning on sending it to King Bloodier once it was completed.”
“Would you like to come with me to see my dad’s face for the first time in a while?”
“That’s right. Ah, I need to go through some trial and error to get the blending ratio just right… Will you help me?”
“Carrot patajyo Shiva!!!!!”
With Lulu’s help, I achieved the golden ratio. Balance is more important than you might think. If you add a lot of heavy cucumbers, it will only taste bitter, but if you add a lot of soft cucumbers, it becomes a mixed bag. It wasn’t for nothing that I initially set the ratio to 9:1.
And as a result, we were able to achieve a similar ratio. To be exact, is it a ratio of 8.75 to 1.25? At least a ratio higher than this actually makes the taste worse.
“But did you name this?”
“Uh… No? I just thought about making it, I didn’t even think of a name.”
“A good drink must have a good name. Anything that comes to mind?”
“Well, Lulu, what about you?”
“It’s a drink that contains your life, so of course you have the right to name it. If you don’t have it right away, think about it. If you still don’t feel like it, I’ll give it to you.”
“Hmm…”
I thought about it carefully. If done incorrectly, the Choi family’s serious naming sense could be triggered, so I had to choose something that was as simple as possible and suited well.
I was wondering which one would be better… But in the end, I couldn’t think of a good one, so I just put my name on it. To be exact, it’s not my real name, which is the worst, but the name used in English-speaking countries, where people often find it difficult to pronounce my name.
“Worst. If I just call it Worst, it’s a bit subtle, so should I call it The Worst like The Macallan?”
“It’s a contrast to see that it has the worst name but the best taste.”
“That’s what’s popular with Bloodiers. Honestly, I don’t know if this would be popular with the average person.”
I think it’s probably prohibited for the public to consume, but even though they say it’s mixed with a mild flavor, my self-loathing and despair are no joke…
English cooking is a good recipe that can heal both the mind and the mind if used well, but on the contrary, it can have a negative impact on the mind and the mind. It’s a little different, but what I made is no different from luxurious junk food.
Even if you think it’s delicious if it suits your taste, it’s bad for your health. Well, in the end, people eat even if it is bad for their health.
I bottled the completed The Worst separately and took it home, and this time a tasting session was held for my family. But unexpectedly, everyone’s reviews were positive.
“Well, it’s okay. It’s a good drink.”
“Uh… Really?”
“You made it, so why are you not sure?”
“No, even when I drink it, it feels bland and I don’t know the taste. How can a chef be sure if he doesn’t know the taste of his own dish?”
“Well, that’s true.”
[It’s a good drink. It has a rich grain flavor and the bitter taste of life as a young person’s cooking is strong. However, the aftertaste is slightly sweet… Hmm, what should I say about this. Does it feel like dropping a drop of water to feed someone who seems to be dying of thirst?]
“Lulu described it as torture of hope.”
[Oh, that’s just appropriate.]
“Spirit tears are a drink that you can drink comfortably at any time, but sometimes, when you’re tired or tired, it’s like a drink that sits quietly and gently tilts. It depends on your taste. Ah, I personally like it, devil.”
“I also like it because it feels like the bitter taste of an adult.”
“Eve, you’re in trouble, but you’re not there? It’s a drink that shocks you spiritually, so you’re still young, so there could be damage to you.”
“No problem.”
“Then it’s okay…”
When I think about it, the kids in my family all have more than a crush on me, so it wouldn’t be strange if they also liked alcohol made based on me.
Still, since many people say they like it so much, it doesn’t seem like it’s the worst. First, maybe I should send it to some of the people who are indebted to me… I’m quite curious what they’ll say.
“Dad, is this it? It’s made by mixing different types of aged alcohol.”
“Yeah, okay. It’s pretty well-made, right?”
“Combining different English dishes to create a new combination of flavors… This needs to be studied. If it can be two, it can be more than that. It can also be applied to other places.”
“But it will be difficult to add food to a dish made by someone else. After all, since it is a different person, there will be a difference in the image, and the incongruity will affect not only the dish but also the food itself, making it different…”
“First, we need to research how far we can go with something made by the same person, and then think about it. There must be a lot to learn about cooking.”
Eden was interested in the idea of combining two different English dishes to create something new. Although he is the founder of English cuisine, he is constantly researching and developing new things. On the other hand, it seems clear why the absolute creator of creation chose Eden as his successor.
Anyway, after that, I took a few bottles of The Worst and prepared to go see King Bloodier. Not only do I owe it to you, but the person who will enjoy it the most is Bloodier. Besides, you can’t leave it out even if you’re thinking of Lulu.
… And honestly, if your father-in-law is absolutely self-sufficient, it’s better to maintain a good relationship.
“I contacted you separately, so you can just go!!!!!”
“It’s a place like Yongdamhohyeol, but it feels a bit strange to just go there to have fun.”
“Now it’s my in-laws’ house, so what?”
King Bloodier Castle, where we are going, is the home of Bloodiers and is no different from a demon’s den. It is a place that not even Gray or Phantom can easily invade while sleeping.
When summoned, the forces of the Great Demon King level gather… Including the King Bloodier, who is absolutely self-sufficient, the Bloodiers of the Corps Commander class below him, the Lord level, gather. Even if you exclude Lulu, it’s really no joke.
Well, in the end, even though the Bloodiers of the Corps Commander class are Lord-class, they are now below me, so I can only use the authority.
“… Oh, now that I think about it, that’s right.”
“What, didn’t you think of that?”
“For some reason, my dad was trying to get me into an arranged marriage!!!!!”
“Instead, I’m either a wild bloodier or something else, so I don’t want to use my powers on your kids.”
Do you ever blush with your in-laws? Honestly, I need to get along well. You have to manage your network to some extent to live comfortably in this world.
Anyway, I rode Lulu’s personal Bloody Castle and headed to King Bloody Castle. It may not seem like a big deal, but this castle that Lulu uses for personal use is full of low-level bloodiers, such as blood knights and blood dragons, who are capable of invading most dimensional civilizations and are quite annoying to even transcendental people.
The intelligence is low and the level itself is not that high, but the bonding and regenerative power are unique to the Bloodier… So even if only one Blood Knight falls on the other side of the Earth, there will be no one other than the Heavenly Demon to deal with. And there is something like that at the military level.
Lulu is not called a corps commander for nothing. He really is a corps commander because he carries the army with him.
Let’s leave the small talk for now and soon arrive at King Bloodier Castle. Lulu’s Bloodier Castle is not small, but King Bloodier Castle is several times larger than that, so much so that the perspective becomes strange.
Eventually, I entered the room without any disturbance and came face to face with King Bloodier in the main palace in the center. However, what was a bit unexpected was that he was not alone, but other corps commanders, namely 1st corps commander Disper and 2nd corps commander Dragunity were also present.
“So, how have you been?”
“Okay, but why are the corps commanders gathering for some kind of party?”
“Since we drank the spirit tears we sent earlier, we gathered here with high expectations for this new product. Other corps commanders are out to fill Lulu’s empty seat.”
“That’s hard work. I brought quite a lot, so tell me later.”
You can tell that the people who aren’t there are bloodiers who don’t have much time.
Dragunity was looking at me with interest, and Dispair had a sly expression on his face and asked me what I was up to. Well, in the end, it’s a naughty question as to how far the fiancés went, but honestly, I can’t force myself to make anything up.
“So, how far have we done? Will there be any news about Half Bloodier tomorrow?”
“It may be trivial, but nothing really happened. At least we held hands.”
“Mingminghagi, if they got engaged, it’s not like they don’t have feelings for each other, and they seemed like they were on good terms when we met before, but they really didn’t do anything?”
“Let’s proceed slowly.”
“Well, it’s only been a year or two, so it’s not too short.”
“And Despair, you shouldn’t be grateful to me. If it weren’t for me, honestly, the next ones in an arranged marriage would have been you and Lucian.”
“I said that Bisil wasn’t my type!!!!!”
“Lucian said he likes a tsundere loli with red hair and twin tails. Why not tie his hair back and make his body look younger?”
“I’m really dying.”
Among the corps commanders, they call him Jjam King, but this one has Jjam, who is a reincarnation. He says he won’t lose if he opens his mouth and provokes.
Anyway, let’s get into the tasting session in earnest. I open a bottle of The Worst and pour it into the whiskey glass I brought.
There are many ways to drink whiskey, but ultimately it is a matter of individual taste. However, there is no one to be concerned about the alcohol content or anything like that, so for now, drink it straight like Lulu drank it before. At the same time, the eyes of three… No, four Bloodiers, including Lulu, focused on the liquor bottle.
I don’t know much about it, but it seemed to smell pretty good for Bloodier. Since it is a Bloodier that was born based on a solvent, it is basically waiting for the blunt Dragunity to uncross its arms and give it a drink.
“Try a drink first. I made it according to Lulu’s proportions, as she said it was delicious, but I don’t know how it tastes to her.”
“It’s nice just to smell the scent. Drink it well.”
I’ve already seen Lulu drink it, so even if that’s the case, the way each of the three Bloodiers drank was different.
King Bloodier is the type of person who appreciates things deeply. Like Lulu, enjoy the scent first and then sip on it little by little to enjoy the taste. In some ways, I am the one who enjoys drinking the most.
Despair is the type of drink that you just drink regardless of the liquor. They say it doesn’t matter how strong the whiskey is because it’s bloodier, but I didn’t pour too much, but I drank more than half of it in one go.
And Dragunity… Ah, this one is similar to King Bloodier, but is it the type that likes the scent a little more? Others were still enjoying the strong scent of whiskey as they drank. And only then do I take a sip and enjoy the scent, so it takes me the longest to drink it.
There are many different things to drink. I thought most people would drink Bloodier in one go, like Disfair.
Oh, didn’t Lulu do that? That’s because it’s our child.
“Hey, one more drink. No, give me the whole bottle. It’s tantalizing.”
“I like the scent. I think there’s a better way than drinking it like this…”
First, respond to each question one by one. First, give the entire bottle to Dispair and teach Dragunity how to drink whiskey by using a water drop.
If you ask what a water drop is, it is a method of adding a few drops of water to a glass of whiskey to make the scent more vivid. If you enjoy the scent regardless of the alcohol content, that method suits you best.
And King Bloodier savored the drink for a moment and expressed his thoughts.
“Good, I feel like I got salvation after a miserable life, and that salvation actually ate a whole meaningless human being. Moreover, I like it even more because it’s alcohol.”
“The evaluation is good, so it’s worth it.”
“If it’s such a good drink, wouldn’t it be nice to have some appetizers?”
“What are you talking about… Ah.”
“I didn’t eat the goddess I took before, so I saved it. It’s a bit boring now that it doesn’t react properly, but it’ll be a good snack to end it with.”
I have been indebted to King Bloodier before. In order to punish the evil goddess bitch who was about to throw up her stomach for arbitrarily kidnapping Eden and using her to catch the demon lord, he subdued her and handed her over to King Bloodier.
For a while, they were caught like raw ham, being cut off little by little and eaten alive… I guess they said they didn’t finish it?
“Can I ask you to cook?”
“I don’t cook with others, but I’ll do it special. That’s not a human baby.”
If you wanted to be treated like a human being, you should have used your heart kindly. Do you expect them to treat you well after doing something like that?
At best, even if Eden had been kidnapped, if there had been various post-processing and afterward, she would have come to her defense, and I could have done a great job by making her limbs and assholes. But what about Tosagupin, the hero who gave up the world he was in charge of and kidnapped the last one? Even Jesus would go for this.
Anyway, I headed towards this storage area. It was a fairly cool place, not at the level of a freezer, but at the level of a refrigerator, where various food ingredients (for bloodier use) were being stored, and among them, I found a familiar noodle.
It looks like a scene from a Splatter movie with a large hook sticking out of the back of its neck and sticking out of its mouth, shaking, but it doesn’t even have a body. Only the head was hanging.
“Ah, ah…”
“It’s really nice, Kori. How have you been? I’ve been fine.”
Even if all that was left was his head, he was still alive. So to speak, I was just alive, but whatever.
Normally, it would recover, but if King Bloodier eats it, its maximum strength will be reduced. In other words, the current goddess Morian is about the size of a head… Is she a local land goddess at the level of her prime? There is only so much power. Even though I can’t use that power properly, I’m just using it to breathe.
“I won’t eat it, but they say it tastes like fish head and meat, right? Let’s hear your opinion later on whether the head, which is not as good as a fish, is delicious.”
“Aaaaah…!!!!”
I laughed and pulled the Morrian bitch’s head off her hook.
At this point, I think it would be good to grill it like a tuna head.