Chapter 1727 – [Miscellaneous Incidents]

After the founding ceremony, the research center opened as usual. Since the political scoundrels have been kicked out, it will be run relatively cleanly.

There is a possibility that it may go astray, but it can be done as long as I set the guidelines well. Anyway, even if problems arise from researching and developing better things, it is better than the problems caused by politicians.

The name of our research institute is Two Dimensional Research Institute. This place, which uses an entire building over 10 floors as a research center, has many expensive facilities and good welfare facilities. Oh, by the way, although it is called welfare, there is no sleeping room. They said they wouldn’t make you work overtime in the first place.

Even if it is, it won’t be that much and I don’t plan on keeping it for that long, so wouldn’t it be better not to put it in a place that won’t be used in the first place?

Even if you work overtime sometimes, you’ll definitely get paid, but it’s better not to create such an ugly room if you’re not going to use it often.

Honestly, if it were you, would you want to work in a company that had a nighttime room or something? If you don’t have much use for it, it’s better not to make it.

Anyway, that is how the Two-Dimensional Research Institute was established. Actually, the name is grandiose, but in the end, it’s like my private cooking lab… So I guess it’s okay.

“So, some good ingredients.”

-Dragunity said they found something good. There will be good news in the near future.

“Oh, that one? I thought he was blunt because he resembles a dragon emperor, but he’s more active than I expected.”

-That’s how much I liked The Worst. And other corps commanders are also moving.

“No, how much do you get hung up on a bottle of alcohol?”

-That means he liked it that much. Well anyway…

“It’s still ripening.”

-Then I have no choice.

No, does King Bloodier urge you like that? How much more do you like Worst? I guess I’ll just stick with that for a while.

… Transcendents, and that’s for a while as a transcendental species, so I have an ominous feeling that they’ll be whining like that for at least a few hundred years.

Anyway, not long after that, the ingredients sent by Dragunity arrived. I wondered if they had sent me something, but what I received was a reptile-like creature so large that it couldn’t be placed in my yard. It was like a drake that walked on four legs, had no wings, and had thick, shiny metallic scales.

“I thought I caught a dragon.”

“Didn’t you eat that without poaching?”

“Do you think Bloodier will care about that?”

“Well, that’s right. Besides, I thought it would be okay to catch evil dragons or evil dragons that cause damage to civilians, so I thought I’d catch those.”

No matter how much an animal is considered a natural monument, it is a wild beast, so if it causes harm, such as cannibalism, it will be caught. Therefore, a dragon that commits massacres is innocent even if it is killed.

In short, in the case of the evil dragon that was causing trouble in North Korea in the past, even if they were caught, wouldn’t anyone have said anything? They were already on the verge of killing people and starting a war in North Korea.

Let’s leave the conversation for a moment. I’ve read things like Drake-like creatures and letters from Dragunity. Surprisingly, this is quite an expert pen.

-It is a creature named Metallic Drake. It’s a tough guy whose physical resistance is higher than that of most dragons, so if you don’t work hard, you’ll have a hard time cooking it. For reference, the more you pound, the softer and more delicious the meat becomes.

“Are you telling me to at least eat pork cutlet?”

“Wow!!!!! Drake Cass!!!!!!”

“First… Since it’s a task to divide it into small portions and put them in the refrigerator, would Eden let you make a separate freezer with ice to store them in?”

“Okay!!!!”

Eden created a simple freezer by surrounding the metallic drake placed in the middle of the garden of Eden with ice. It’s not ordinary ice, but it’s made with ice abilities, so it won’t melt even after a few days.

First, the blood was drained, but the exact cause of death was that the cervical vertebrae were shattered. When I think about Dragunity’s fighting style, which is a grappler style, I wonder how big a deal it was against a guy with physical resistance.

Anyway, since I had to dismantle it and do research on it, I took it to the Two-Dimensional Research Institute. A lot of people gathered and looked at the metallic drake I brought and were so amazed that they went crazy.

“It looks like a reptile, but it can be this big?!?! What is it, a dinosaur?”

“It might be possible to restore dinosaur genes with this. I heard that it was restored to some extent through the Australian dragon, but if there are any other examples…”

“More than that, Professor Park, don’t these scales look strong? I guess they could also be used to develop new materials?”

“It doesn’t look like keratin or dentin scales…”

“It looks like a reptile, so does it taste similar to the taste of snake meat or something like that? Hmm.”

“How about toxicity, professors? Is there any poison?”

“First, I will analyze the ingredients of the meat and then tell you. First, take a sample…”

Experts in various fields discuss with each other and rush forward with enthusiasm. And I tried to collect samples, but even if I brought a chainsaw and tried to cut it down, it was impossible to dismantle it.

To the extent that Bloodier Dragunity is said to be physically resistant, it cannot be dismantled by shock or pure physical force. Even though I brought a chainsaw and tried to use it, the chainsaw blade ended up breaking off. For reference, the drill was similar.

So in the end, I do the dismantling. It is not easy to dismantle it using ordinary methods, and it takes a long time, so it is better to do the dismantling myself.

But when I saw it while dismantling it, it seemed like this guy’s physical resistance was truly incredible.

First, unlike the strong yet light dragon scales, the scales were focused on strength to cushion the impact and not break even though they were heavy. In addition, the body inside it is not the body of a living creature, but feels as elastic as a rubber ball, so I don’t think I would have to do much to physically beat it.

Even if it’s a missile, you won’t be able to catch it unless it burns like white phosphorus rather than exploding. This is really no joke.

First, the scales were removed separately and sent separately to the professors. You can do your own research and do that. Also, the remaining bones and flesh were separated and categorized into those for cooking and research, so each person could study them.

Oh, of course, the chef said that the more you pound it, the better it tastes.

“The more you hit it, the better it tastes? Is it really possible that the amino acids that make up the taste break down when shocked?”

“Let’s try making it first. The primary ingredient test results showed no toxic ingredients, so it’s safe to eat.”

I also take the lean meat separately and cook it at home so that my family and I can taste it separately. As Eden said, I’m thinking of making pork cutlet… No, I’m thinking of making Drake cutlet.

There is no separate broadcast. If I was going to do it, I would have dismantled it myself in the Garden of Eden. It’s annoying to worry about every single thing and then use it as broadcast material.

“If it were me, I would have done it!!!!!”

“I guess being a streamer doesn’t suit my dad.”

“Is this a generation gap? If my dad tells me to go out and buy snacks, I think he’ll buy things like Babambana, Bibi Big, Matdongsan, or Zeke!!!!”

“It’s not that bad!!!! And babamba it’s delicious!!!!”

“Babamba, containing chestnuts, babamba. Shortened to babamba.”

“Nooooo, Poet!!!!”

The joke ends there and the cooking begins. Even though I removed the blood and cut it separately, the elasticity was still the same, so I brought a separate meat hammer and pounded it. First, at first, I had to hold the hammer tightly because it bounced every time I hit it, like hitting a rubber.

But it gets softer little by little. It reminds me of something like golden rice cake that becomes delicious when you use it like this, and I wonder if this is similar. Ah, even if it’s not the same planet, are we from the same dimension?

Anyway, after beating it for some time, bake it and taste it. And I was surprised by the rich taste.

“What is this?!”

They say the more you beat it, the tastier it is, but I beat it moderately and then grilled it, and the texture and taste are excellent. In addition to the flavor of a mixture of half beef and half pork, its unique elasticity gave it a chewy texture, making it feel like eating offal or a special part.

Of course, that’s why people with bad teeth will have a hard time eating it. But regardless, my family doesn’t have bad teeth, let alone anyone who has ever been to the dentist, so it’s no problem.

“Wow!!!! This is so delicious!!!!!!”

[I like the texture.]

“Really, I like it because it has a chewy taste. Ah, I think I prefer eating it raw. The more I chew it, the more flavor it will come out.”

“If you eat this raw, it’s so tough that you wouldn’t be able to eat it unless you were a transcendental person. It’s resistant to physics, so it usually feels like chewing rubber.”

“So I’m fine!!!!”

“If possible, eat it more deliciously.”

If texture is important, it may be better to just eat it like this. However, the true taste of Metallic Drake lies not in its texture but in its characteristic that it becomes more delicious the more you pound it.

Even if it’s done moderately, it tastes like this, but what if you beat it more? What if you make hamburger steak or meatballs using minced meat?

I can’t imagine what that taste would be like. So, if you can’t imagine it, you have no choice but to make it yourself and taste it.

Soon Eden and I started cooking right away. First, no matter what you make, it is important to mince the meat first, so you can’t beat the meat too hard and mince it. However, the meat was not only elastic but rubber-like, so chopping it was a task.

“It would be easier to do it with a knife, but then I don’t think it would make much sense.”

“Eden, you think so too, right?”

Metallic Drake’s meat seems to soften from the impact and its flavor comes out. If you chop it with a knife, you will end up with something tasteless and with a texture that feels like chewing on small rubber particles.

Puk puk puk puk puk puk!!!!

The meat is gradually minced. It softened to a certain extent and became like pork cutlet meat, but as time passed, it turned into minced meat. No, actually, minced meat is ground meat that is different from its name, so in some ways, isn’t this the real minced meat?

At that point, I slowly got into cooking. First, I plan to make it into small meatballs.

“Meatballs!!! Mashed potatoes!!!! Gravy!!! Lingonberry jam!!!!!”

“Schötbouleh? You mean Swedish meatball dish?”

“But there is no lingonberry jam.”

“Let’s make it and eat it together later.”

“Oh!!!!!”

Comb the meatballs in moderation… No, moderation doesn’t work. Perhaps because it was a meat dish, there were many people watching with interest, including Shion, and among them was Lulu. Even if you want to eat it simply, you need to prepare at least 100 pieces.

Combing it must be work too. Still, it didn’t take long to make because there was a korma.

And after that, we go straight to cooking. There isn’t much to eat with it, but anyway, this is for tasting, not for eating. Still, there is some sauce, so you can eat it together later if you get bored.

“Shall we bake it slowly?”

Drop the meatballs immediately into the heated pan. I thought about spraying some cooking oil on it, but since the meat is so juicy, it will cook in the oil on its own if you just leave it for a little while.

Chi-ik!!! And meatballs that are cooked right away. And the indescribable smell of meat began to slowly spread.

It is so thick that it feels like you are inhaling the juice through your nose. Since it is a meatball, its size is at most eye candy, but its presence felt from the smell is much more than that.

However, if there was a problem, there was quite a lot of juice coming out. Maybe it’s because it’s made purely from meat, but I think I need to use another method to preserve the juices. Like mixing in some starch or something.

“Dragnity oppa recommended the meat!!!! I can’t stop eating it!!!!”

“Okay, okay, it’s done. Take a seat.”

“Ahh!!!!”

I handed out meatballs to the families sitting down on their plates. Although a lot of the juice has been lost, it still wouldn’t be bad for tasting. Cooking is basically a process of tasting and trial and error.

And then the tasting begins. I also took a small amount with a fork and put it in my mouth and chewed it.

At that moment… The juice exploded.

The juices trapped inside the small piece of meat burst open and leaked out from the chewed section. What should I say about this, it was like chewing gum that was leaking juice instead of sweet water. Every time you chew, delicious juice flows out.

The texture was soft and not tough. Thanks to this, the chewy texture is similar to that of a regular meatball or closer to a slightly chewier one.

But as expected, the juiciness is no joke. No, if the juice is this even though it fell off during baking, what on earth is the juice when it’s still intact!? It’s now at a bomb level. Is that a nuclear bomb?

Suddenly something occurred to me.

“Let’s make this into Sorongpo.”

“Ah!!!!!!!”

“Eden is quick-witted.”

“Honestly, I thought about how to make it, but I didn’t get the same results as my dad.”

“It’s a matter of experience. Eden will only be possible if you accumulate skills for about 100 years.”

“The time problem is really annoying!!!!!!”

“It can’t be helped.”

No matter how important talent is, the time invested is not meaningless. Eden’s talent is one of the greatest geniuses in dimensional civilization, but even so, there are many things he lacks.

Shall we give an example? Phantom That bastard is a fucking bastard who was named in the Guinness Book of World Records after being loaded 30 years ago. But despite that, he couldn’t use his power properly even after that.

Even though I had enough power to bring my dead lover back to life, I couldn’t do it because I lacked knowledge and experience… I hate the Absolute Fate so much because of that.

What I want to say is that Eden still has a long way to go. Whether as a transcendent or as a chef.

“Obviously, the problem with meat of this size is that the juices escape, but to solve that problem, you need something that won’t escape. I’ve eaten Sorongpo from the devil before, and I think it goes well with it.”

“Really?”

Because there is so much juice, the problem is that the juice leaks out when heated. However, if you wrap it in dumpling skin like Sorongpo, there is no need to worry about it leaking.

Rather, Sorongpo’s unique soup cannot be wrapped in dumpling skin, so it is made by adding hardened dumplings separately, but this does not need to be done. Just add a meatball and surround it with a dumpling skin.

Although some adjustment will be necessary… I have a feeling that the truly strongest Sorong cannon will be created.

And around that same time, I received a call from the Two-Dimensional Research Institute. This is a communication from the chefs, not from the other side.

-Director. I think it would be best to chop the ingredients this time. In particular, the more chopped it is, the better.

– Going doesn’t work. You just have to chop it by hand.

-First, I’m going to try making minced meatballs or hamburger steaks. What do you think?

It was far behind the results that Eden and I produced, but considering that he was less capable than us and that the text was sent in the early morning, it was actually excellent.

Researchers who agree with us for only a few days… I don’t know about the creativity part, but at least they seem to have sufficient ability.

I think you did a good job creating the research lab. I am very curious to see what will happen if they develop later.