Chapter 1789 – [Preparation for Opening]

During the opening period, numerous people visited. Perhaps because the first two absolute beings came and made a fuss, saying that the first cat was a cat, after that, only guests from dimensional civilization visited.

Oh, of course, some transcendental people from dimensional civilization also came, but they came to build relationships with Eden or something like that. In the first place, I didn’t even know his face.

There were plenty of other people who could come, including my acquaintances and people Eden knew, but they seemed to want to come when the store officially opened, not when it temporarily opened. Hagi is busy, and everyone probably has their own things to do, so it’s not particularly strange if they come when it’s most important.

In the meantime, I watched Eden run the store but did not interfere. Because that part is something that Eden has to learn on his own.

Oh, of course I didn’t just sit back and watch. He gave me some know-how on running a store and things like that.

“It’s actually easier to do business in the dimensional civilization. Customers who use dimension gates and have guaranteed status come to visit. Even non-customers don’t seem to think about causing trouble in my store.”

“Rather, it’s because I know it. Even though we were visited by customers who were somewhat of a transcendental class, looking at how quiet it was, we can understand the theme.”

“Thank goodness there were no real customers!!!!”

The guy who previously committed a terrorist attack on Princess Shen in a neutral city of the Shenless civilization also did so by deceiving me, the Great Demon Lord, but ultimately tried to avoid responsibility by committing suicide. In other words, he made the decision because he decided that there was no way to escape from me, who was angry, except by dying.

If you don’t want to end up being caught by me for telling the truth at a restaurant and committing suicide is the answer, then you have no choice but to bow down to the transcendental people with connections to dimensional civilization.

Moreover, even if you don’t know the details, there’s no way Eden doesn’t know the power and power of the Absolutes flowing through the store… You’ll know very well that if you cheat, you’ll be left behind. So there really were no customers.

“I received the money from you, but what did you use it for?”

“Use it when purchasing food ingredients that are difficult or unavailable to be produced at Cherubim’s plant. If you talk to Phantom, he will probably tell you a good business partner.”

“I see you a lot of thanks to my dad.”

“Well, it’s a lot more comfortable, but it’s not because of Dad. I just gave myself some time to do some trial and error.”

Even if I wasn’t there, Eden would have taken care of it. She is a good and talented child, so she must have attracted people.

Without having to go far, the Absolutes helped me open Eden’s store because, apart from being my acquaintance, Eden is a good and kind kid. Please bring that bastard from wherever you are and listen to this guy!!! You don’t think the absolute ones will listen if you do that, do you?

“Anyway, the name of the store has not yet been established.”

“Oh, that. You said it would be quiet, but you haven’t decided yet. Do you have anything in mind?”

“First of all, one of the candidates is Paraiso.”

“Paraisorah…”

I wondered if I had heard this name before, but it was the name of my father-in-law from Zion, whose face I had never seen before. Since the Hanons use the name of paradise as their name, Paraiso, which has the origin of paradise, is also an appropriate name for Hanon.

Paris Hanon was probably the name of the substitute android for Sion’s father that Eden used in this episode to raise. For Eden, using her maternal grandfather’s name as the store name wasn’t a bad thing.

“Then, how about including Elysion as a candidate? It’s your maternal grandmother’s Hanon enemy name, so she’ll be happy if you use it.”

“Oh, is that so?”

She’s only now given Zion to him and become a manager and uses the name Ellie, but it’s still a good name. Elysion is a paradise in Greek mythology, or a place like heaven, and is said to be a peaceful place to match.

Anyone can come and eat at the restaurant Eden built, so it will be a restaurant worthy of its name. If you tell me, my mother-in-law will gladly agree.

“It’s a bit too much to write it as it is, so should we use the Latin notation and call it Elysium?”

“That would be nice too. So are you going to do that?”

“I feel like something is right. I’m just getting this feeling.”

“Then it is decided.”

And Eden’s store now has a new, old-fashioned signboard. The word Elysium was written in fancy Latin cursive, and it seemed like it was judged to be a store, as the power of the absolute power of knowledge was applied, so even a complete stranger could understand the meaning.

I think this is all roughly ready. It may soon be officially opened.

“What are the store’s business hours?”

“First, I will work on weekdays, and on the weekends, I will run the Second Dimension Restaurant on Saturdays. As of now, I will only be able to use my powers about one day a week.”

“How much do you pay for food from that customer? Even if you understand the language, the currency used will be different, so it must be difficult to receive money?”

Exchange rates don’t exist for nothing. At least a civilization that uses gold or silver coins would say that it is better because it has value in itself, but if it is a completely different credit currency, it is no different from a piece of paper.

It’s a dimensional civilization, so we can go there, but honestly… It’s a waste to go there to spend the money we received from customers. It’s not that I won’t go at all, but I wonder if that will be enough travel expenses.

“First, I decided to accept credit or whatever the customer thought was valuable. There would be hungry people coming to my store, so I can’t always assume that such people have money, right?”

“Hmm, that’s true too. But what if I take extra credit?”

“I’ll blacklist you and get you banned.”

“In effect, this means permanent deportation.”

The 2D restaurant power given by Phantom also has that function. I wonder if there is that much truth, but it seems like there might be at least one person. The standard set by Eden is that he has a good heart, but there is no guarantee that a good person will come.

Anyway, we prepared this and that… Then, as if the two absolute masters were a little tired, other guests began to visit as well. Especially the Great Demon King.

“Hey, it’s been a while. How have you been?”

“Ah, Uncle Utopia~!!!”

“Wow, Eden has grown up a lot? How are you?”

“Uncle is still cute.”

“If someone else had said it, I would have said it sarcastically and thought you were ignoring it, but Eden, since you said it, you must be sincere, right? Thank you for the compliment.”

The worst demon king utopia. It was relatively late to hear that Eden had opened a restaurant, but she was busy, so she came right away during the opening period.

He still looks like a small boy with blonde hair and a dirty personality, but even though he has grown soft towards Eden, he seems to be able to use Hanon’s special attacks. If you were cute in the past, you are pretty now. If you saw her when she was young, you would think she grew up well with her uncle’s heart.

“Did you come empty-handed?”

“Well, even though it wasn’t officially open, I opened a store, and you just came here? I brought a set of high-end tableware to use in the store. It was custom-made by a famous craftsman from a dimensional civilization.”

“I already have some dishes to use.”

“Because it is high-end tableware, it would be okay to use it for decoration rather than for actual use. Wouldn’t it be quite nice and atmospheric to place a decoration cabinet on one side for interior purposes?”

“Why did you bring something good? I thought you would bring something like another resource planet or additional armament for a dimensional navigation ship.”

“I thought about that too, but I thought Eden would like this better. So what do you think, Eden?”

“Uncle is the best!!!!!!!”

Haha!!!! Good thing I brought it!!!!!”

Utopia is a person who often smiles, but at the time she had an unpleasant laugh that deceived and ridiculed others, but now she smiles sincerely. Thanks to her, she looks like an ordinary child of her age, so she feels very strange.

If she hadn’t been twisted and had a proper human heart, she could have been a good senior and family member to Shion… I guess there’s no point in thinking about it like this.

The decoration cabinet had to be made separately, but since it was made using Cherubim’s 3D printer technology, it didn’t take too long. One side of the Elysium store was decorated with plates and cutlery decorated with gold leaf and jewels in a rather stylish cabinet.

Although we paid attention to the interior, it felt a bit monotonous, perhaps because we made it, but adding that added some atmosphere. Is it because other people’s emotions are mixed in?

“Uncle, what do you want to eat? Since I received a gift, I’ll make you something delicious.”

“Hmm, there’s something I want to eat, but it’s a bit hanon-ish…”

“Like radium chocolate?”

“Oh, yes, that.”

“Wait a minute. It’s a sudden order, so I can only make something simple, but I think I can make it.”

Soon, Eden went straight to cooking. I was wondering what to feed Hanon, who treated radioactivity as a delicious nutritional supplement or just carbonated food, but first, I manipulated Cherubim’s plant separately and grew various vegetables.

Of course, it’s not just cultivation. Even in modern times, seeds and other things are often irradiated to cause mutations and good seeds are studied, and vegetable seeds exposed to radiation have been quickly cultivated and raised. The plant’s cultivation speed is already fast, but if something is done wrong, it grows like a mutant plant.

What was eventually created were strange and huge things like onions, potatoes, carrots, and burdocks. Ah, but looking at the ingredients, it looks like they’re trying to make kakiage, a Japanese style vegetable tempura?

“What should I have for a drink? Since it’s fried food, I think carbonated drinks would be better.”

“Then would you like a cola? I like alcohol, but that’s what I’m craving today.”

“Got it!!!!”

Eden cut up radioactive mutant ingredients, coated them in batter, added shrimp, and fried them in oil. After frying well for a while, take it out, drain some of the oil, and serve it while it is still warm with a carbonated drink that goes well with the fried food.

Oh, cola is cola, but it is different. It was a cola drink that looked like something out of a post-apocalyptic game, with added radioactivity.

“It’s a set of fried radioactive mutant vegetables and salty Nuka Cola. Enjoy!!!”

“Hey, it looks delicious. I’ll enjoy it.”

The amount of radiation that went into it was no joke, so it could cause various problems to the surrounding area due to the radiation, but it didn’t have any negative effects, perhaps thanks to Eden activating the negative power he received from Tiv. Even though there is a radioactive mass right in front of me, I can’t feel the radiation being scattered through my senses.

Utopia takes a big bite of fried vegetables, which would kill an average person from radiation exposure in their internal organs after just one bite, feels the crunchy texture, and then washes off the remaining grease with cola. Big!!! When I see the exclamation coming out, it seems like I quite like it.

“Hmm, this is it. To be honest, Eden, your dad and Phantom are chefs, but they don’t cook things like this.”

“I’m not giving it to him because he can’t eat it. I usually feel a bit uncomfortable when Shion eats things like radium chocolate or radioactive black tea.”

Utopia seemed to like the dish and refilled it a few more times before eating and drinking. I don’t know how much radiation I consumed, but I guess I ate a significant amount? It wouldn’t be surprising if a nuclear explosion occurred in the stomach.

After eating deliciously, Utopia stood up. It’s not busy, but since I came today, I think I’ll come again next time.

“Hmm, it was delicious. I’ll come again next time.”

“As long as you come and don’t cause trouble, you are a customer. So don’t cause trouble.”

“Hey, do you think I’m going to get into an accident at Eden’s store? Even if I do, it’s probably someone else who hit me first, not me.”

“Uncle, see you next time!!! I’ll prepare more delicious radioactive dishes next time!!!”

“Oh my, our Eden is so kind. Oh, right~ right! Right right right right right right right!!”

“Hey, that line has nothing in common with you, except that it’s a personality traitor.”

“What’s wrong with my personality!!!!”

“If you put your hand on your chest and say something, you will get an obvious answer because your conscience is at the level of a furry one, so why don’t you speak confidently in front of Eden?”

“That’s… Ughggggg!!!!!”

“That really is a shred of conscience.”

“Anyway, I’m going!!! See you next time!!!!”

If I really didn’t have a conscience, the hesitation wouldn’t have come out in the first place. I think that is the very small humanity of the human heart that utopia possesses.

Two days after Utopia returned, another Great Demon King, Nuri, the Great Demon King of Freedom, came. It’s been a while since I’ve seen this face, but unlike what I remember, it looks strangely shiny.

“It’s okay!!!!!”

“Wow!!! Nuri!!!! Hello, Nuri!!!!!”

“I came here because I heard they had opened a store. It’s not a huge store, but it’s a good store. I guess they made a good choice and focus?”

“I’m the only one who cooks, so I have to do it to a level that can be covered. Even if I have to use someone to serve.”

“Anyway, it’s great to see you again after a long time.”

“Since you’re here, I’ll treat you to something. Is there anything you want to eat?”

“Oh, I’m not starving after eating something. I think I’ll eat something appropriate.”

“What did you eat?”

“God-RuriRuri.”

“Hmm?”

“Through the lower mouth.”

“Oh my god!!!!! Crazy psycho lez rape lez bobim sex!!!!!!”

“The Reds came in twice.”

“It’s like a double patty.”

“Because there are two women, there are two patties!!!!!”

When I asked why my face was so shiny, I was wondering if it was because I just ate it. On Shence’s side, he is a guy who supports homosexuality between women and helps them escape from love… But it feels really weird to see him get picked on by Nuri like that often.

Well, in the end, it’s God-Ruriruri’s karma for mismanaging his household and resulting in a child like Nuri, an irrational person who awakened the power of ‘freedom’ and gained individuality.

“Karma? Then you are Daunjuji?”

“You!!!! I can’t use that kind of sex drip!!!!!”

But regardless, Nuri is still the same!!!!!