Chapter 1826 – [Second Dimension Restaurant – Zombie Apocalypse Survivor and Rice Thief Set Meal]

The work on this side of Earth is roughly finished. If you build a system to some extent, make it usable, and manage it well, there will be no major problems.

Even if a problem arises, we plan to take care of it at least once a week. It’s not for nothing that there is a two-dimensional restaurant.

We will not manage the third Garden of Eden branch once it is created. I will pay attention periodically and wait until this Earth recovers its natural environment.

“So what did Keter breast milk taste like?”

“Uh… A very delicious banana milk taste. It’s no joke because it’s a few times more concentrated than regular banana milk and a little bit of umami is added to it.”

“Wow!!!!!!!! It’s so fucking delicious!!!!!!”

“Honestly, I want to try it.”

[I have something planned. Would you like me to give it to you?]

“Oh, that’s okay. Actually, that’s just for people like Dad, not for us to drink. No matter how much I am, I still distinguish between what to eat and what not to eat.”

“Oh my god!!! Eden refuses to eat!!!!!”

“What on earth am I in Dad’s thoughts!!!!”

“Something like Kirby.”

“… It’s similar, so I can’t really tag it.”

“I personally like Robobo Planet in the series. I especially liked the giga drill break at the end.”

[I personally prefer Discovery.]

“Are you guys so divided just by your taste in games?”

Even though one side has robots and the other side has an advanced technological civilization, it is a game where nature is the main theme… So it’s just a visible difference in taste.

Anyway, it was time to go back. The work was completed well, and all that was left was some cleaning up, but that could have been left to Chairman Naomoto or him. And we may come to visit occasionally, but we can’t stay here forever.

Even considering the time gap between dimensions, summer vacation is coming to an end. Still, I feel like I benefited from my summer vacation by spending a little longer here.

When I go, unlike when I come, I take Kana with me. However, our house, which I thought was quite large, now had all the guest rooms occupied, so Kana ended up staying in the Cherubim area.

“Before Eden was born, it was just me and Zion in the house, but now the house has grown to the point where it’s difficult to bring in one more person.”

“Wow!!! Big family!!!!”

“Still, I’m sorry I couldn’t bring you home…”

“I’m actually okay with it. Even if you treat me well, I’ll still be a guest or Eve’s friend, so there will be some awkward moments if we live in the same house.”

“I like living together, but if I want to hang out, I can come and go as Cherub, so it’s okay.”

“Then that’s it.”

It’s not difficult to come and go from Hagia Cherubim, and if you use the dimension gate, you can come and go as much as you like even within the house. Even if you live at Cherubim’s side, you can come and go as if you’re visiting often.

Before I leave, I say hello to Chairman Naomoto and John separately. It’s not like we’re breaking up at all, and we’ll see each other once a week once the Ichon restaurant reopens, but it’s still polite to say hello and leave.

“Ottasshade…!!!”

“This is a profound greeting from the Atmosphere: See you later.”

“A ninja until the end.”

When I went to say hello, I saw that John had decided to get a job at Naomoto and had become a close associate of Chairman Naomoto. He was already registered as an employee of our Ecosystem Restoration Division, but that was done for infiltration, and this time his sincerity is different.

It seems that he wants to help Chairman Naomoto restore the Earth’s environment and deal with the corruption of the Naomoto Company. It’s a good thing that at least no one died and the number of people was eliminated.

“Take care of Kana. Still, she’ll be able to go see her face once a week…”

“See you at the next opening, Chairman.”

“The next time Chairman Naomoto goes, I’ll go with him to that 2D restaurant, so just wait for him.”

“Okay, if you come, my daughter will cook something delicious for you.”

“Anyway, I went back without seeing you before… Did you do that too?”

[It was crazy.]

“Haha, as expected.”

“No, either the one asking or the one answering!!!!”

After saying hello, we move to Cherub and return home. I also think about gifts and other things to give to my family who are waiting at home, and in addition, I also think about how to treat guests who come to visit.

Numerous Ru-Beanas are coming to visit… There will be no need to worry about environmental pollution on Earth. Even if 10 people gather just one spoon each, it is enough to feed one person. If it is around Lu-Beana, I think China and the United States will be safe even if they emit a lot of carbon dioxide.

[And!!! The younger brothers are coming!!!!]

“They said they also brought the spirit tears they made while they were coming.”

“What does spirit tears made by someone else taste like? It must be delicious, right?”

“I’ll have to drink it to know the details, but at least it won’t be tasteless.”

After that, we arrived home after a long time. Even though it was only about two weeks on this side, I spent almost a month on the other side, so I have new feelings.

The family waiting at home welcomed us. But apart from that, the atmosphere of Kether changed, and all my attentive family members noticed it.

“I sent it to you, and you ended up doing it. I kind of expected that to be the case.”

“Now I have to add Mr. Keter and rotate it.”

“Devil!!! I am!!!!”

“I have one too!!!!”

[Haha, they’re all so cute.]

“Didn’t you spell the spacing wrong?!”

“You’re teasing me with a double meaning… Come on!!!! I’ll show you why Bloodier is Bloodier!!!!”

I have nothing to say. No, why is a guy like me so popular? Normally, I have a good personality and only cook a little, but I’m a fucking idiot who kills people.

There will come a time when Mary and Lulu will cross the line, but at least not right now. Since I have a lot of time anyway, I will watch it slowly.

“Now that I think about it, the Keter brothers are coming, so we’ll have to prepare separately.”

“You mean the Ru-Beans? No, it seems like some sort of transcendental bargain.”

“The space will be small, so we will have to do it in the Garden of Eden. But how many people will actually come? Dozens?”

[Probably more than 100 people.]

“There are so many.”

Among the dimension species, the most numerous are Aregish, but there are also quite a few Lu-Veana. In order to serve them all, I think I’ll have to ask Korma to replenish manpower.

There is no need to prepare right away. Anyway, since I’m not coming right away tomorrow, I just got back from my trip today, so I can rest at home for the first time in a while. I saw my family for the first time in a while and I also got a gift from over there.

“Now that I think about it, souvenirs and gifts are part of the fun. But what did you get?”

“First, things like culture and creative works from that side. The times are different, so there are a lot of interesting things. Let’s watch a movie from that side later.”

“Oh, that sounds fun.”

On one side, Lulu was asking Eden about the gift. Since she was the other person, Eden was definitely going to eat what she bought…

“Eden, what did you bring? If you were you, you would have brought something to eat, right? Let’s eat together!!!!”

“Dirty tasteless cyberpunk instant foods.”

“Huh? It doesn’t taste good? You?”

“You will die here with me.”

“I don’t know how terrible it is to the point where my daughter says it doesn’t taste good.”

I bought something tasteless on purpose, but it wasn’t with malicious intent. These are things I bought with the feeling of a joke or a punishment, as if there was any meaning to the challenge. Thanks to that, we all gathered together that evening and spent time chatting about the disgusting cyberpunk food culture.

In particular, Lulu seemed very terrible. It’s at a very extreme level…

“It’s terrible, it’s disgusting, why does something like this exist? I feel like I want to blow up that planet, even if it’s a waste, rather than eating it.”

“At this point, it’s fair to say that Eden is not tasty. I, too, taste worse than the oat oatmeal I barely ate because I had nothing to eat when I lived with my family before meeting the devil.”

“That’s why I had a hard time eating there. The food culture was really terrible. Oh, there was also bug cuisine, but it was a little better because of the bug’s natural taste.”

“Then buy it!!!!!!”

“I can’t be the only one who feels this pain!!!!!!”

It’s noisy, but it still feels like I’m back home. Thanks to you, I feel at ease.

So, a few days after we returned from our trip, the Ru-Beans from the Nature Garden visited this Earth as planned. Normally, we would just do it among ourselves, but since there were people from the Shenreth civilization, a dimensional civilization that came before, we will tell the story separately there.

I don’t know if it’s necessary, but it has to be done at least as a formality. If you don’t say anything, you may be told that a minister-level person from a powerful country came, but you didn’t recognize it and couldn’t treat it well.

“Ru-Beana people…”

“Um, is there anything we can prepare?”

“Just know for now. I’m just coming personally anyway.”

“Yes, yes…”

If at least one hundred transcendental species, capable of overthrowing a dimensional civilization with just one person, are coming, even people from the dimensional civilization can’t help but be appalled. Still, there’s nothing for them to do, so they don’t have to go through a situation like Cosmic Horror.

Afterward, the promised day came. As we prepared to receive guests in the Garden of Eden and waited, the dimension was torn apart and people who looked exactly like Kether began to appear.

“Nyao!!!!”

“Niniini, marua!!!”

“Babachaa!!!”

Her characteristic body type, with pretty green hair and big breasts, is the same as Keter’s. Other than the shape of the horns, they are so similar that it is difficult to tell them apart from the outside.

The Lu-Veana appeared, waving their hands happily, and came rushing out from the crack in the torn dimension. As Keter said, a real hundred is a number that is easily surpassed.

“It’s full of jjijji!!!!!”

“Eden, is it okay for you girl to say things like that?”

“Honestly, there are so many breasts that size, wouldn’t they attract attention from both men and women?”

“I can’t deny that.”

“Normally, I would be harsh on you, but since I have your eyes on you too, I’ll hold back just this time.”

Kether snuggled up with her younger siblings and shared their afterlife. We hug each other and our hearts… Ugh, this is really no joke. I guess you have to gather all of Korma’s alter egos with big breasts to get something like that.

However, compared to the number, it is not as noisy as expected. No, of course it was noisy to some extent, but the communication style of the Lubeana itself was different from that of humans, so it was a bit noisy because they could finish ten words with one word.

Perhaps because it’s been a while since he saw his younger siblings, Keter seems to like him too. I don’t know what they’re talking about because they’re talking among themselves, but I guess it’s the kind of thing sisters talk about.

[It looks like the owner gave the group a vacation. It came more than I expected. About 150 people came?]

“There are so many.”

“Pani Pana?”

[Oh, where do I put the spirit tears?]

“Bring those here. Wow, I brought a lot of spirit tears.”

We made it at home, but each person brought a bottle of fairy tears, which are a specialty of Nature Garden, and their upgraded version, spirit tears. Thanks to this, even just the tears of the spirits were enough to overwhelm a hundred soldiers, so preparing a place to put them was also a task.

It’s not a joke, really. At least it’s a bit more comfortable thanks to Korma…

First, it wasn’t a good idea to leave guests standing, so I guided them to their seats. However, while there were some Lu-Beana sitting down, there were others gathering around me and talking about this and that.

“Niao nyao?”

“Macheta?”

“Haijue!! Maemae!!!”

“I don’t understand what you’re saying, so it’s better to just speak with your will…”

[Hey!!!!! This is mine!!! Even if it’s my little sister, I can’t give it to you!!!!!]

“What were you talking about?!?!”

Somehow, one of the Lu-Veana clings to the back and is pressed against her chest!

Since it’s Lu-Veana like Keter, do they have similar tastes? No, are you trying to stab her because she’s your older sister’s lover?

I thought it would be better to get out of there first before the situation gets more ambiguous. She sneaks out on the pretext of cooking and prepares to serve the meal.

Since there were so many people, you had to cook a lot, but since most of it was vegetables, it was relatively good, and it was prepared in a buffet style, so all you had to do was make a lot at once and serve it out. However, the Lu-Beanas ate more than they appeared, so we had to prepare at least three times the number of people.

Still, it’s crowded and nice. With Ru-Beanas gathered together like that, it feels as refreshing as looking at a dense forest.

Dishes with vegetables and fruits as the main dish, and of course meat, but with less meat than the usual ones, are quickly becoming popular, perhaps because they are popular with Lu-Beana. Of course, Korma’s clones refill the dish every time.

“Dad, can you find Keter in one go from over there?”

“She has intuition, but even without it, she’s not at the point where she can’t find the woman she’s with at once.”

Keter was chatting excitedly with her sisters on one side of her. As they talked among themselves, I couldn’t tell what they were talking about, but she seemed to be saying something quite interesting.

Next to Kether, one of the Lu-Veana spreads her palms facing each other and makes a gesture as if she is measuring the size or length of something. I don’t know what it is, but it’s roughly a little more than a span?

And Keter shook her head in response to Lu-veana’s question and opened her hands more than twice as much, showing that she was much bigger. Then the Lu-Beanas around them scream in surprise.

“Meumeu cuda!!!!!”

“Cuda!!!!”

I wondered what on earth they were going to talk about… Eventually, one of the Lu-Veana placed her hand on her stomach, or in fact, near her solar plexus, measuring the length shown by Keter.

Coming to the solar plexus was something I was familiar with as I had been in contact with Keter not long ago, so I was able to understand what was going on. No, you can tell because every time you play with Keter, that area bulges out, and you make an overt gesture.

But when I asked what they were talking about, they were talking about my Juji length!!!!!! No, why are you talking like that with your sisters?!?!?