Chapter 183 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

A middle-aged woman who is the owner of a clothing store asked me for my opinion.

“How are you, boss?”

“Well, it’s fine. Considering I’ll continue to wear it, it’s not bad.”

“If you feel uncomfortable somewhere, please tell me. I’ll fix it right away.”

“I think I’ll be fine with this”

I looked at the finished suit and looked around in front of a full-length mirror.

It was just right for my body and had sophistication to the point that it made me look pretty good even with my face.

If you look at the back, you’ll see that he’s engaged in a sound job. If you look at his face, he’ll look like the second person in the organization. Ugh, I feel sorry for Shion because she was born like this. Even if you get the good-looking gene, it’s just that you’re a little more handsome here…

“How am I?”

“Oh, that’s pretty”

“Is that the only impression?”

“Long words are fake. The important thing is the essence”

“My wife looks good with any outfit, so it didn’t take long to complete it.”

Not even that. The face of fashion is completion, but Xion’s face alone is 200% complete. Even if you go around naked… No, that’s only in front of me, so I guess only I know.

My wife, wearing a long gray dress, looked like an angel. No, if it’s gray, it’s more like a fallen angel. Even if I hate God, angels aren’t bad. How long have you known non-humans?

You don’t have to go far, just look at the Phantom’s second sister-in-law, she was an angel in her previous life. Exactly, it’s the Celestials. Right now, an elf… No, it’s an elf, though. Ugh, the phantom sucks every night.

“Your clothes are also quite nice. Anything uncomfortable?”

“It’s okay. Is there a place where you feel uncomfortable, whether the boss’s skills are good?”

It’s real. There is no discomfort in moving, and the clothes are fine. Shion seemed to like it, too, and he didn’t show any signs of discomfort. Hagisa This is the store Shion reserved in the first place, so it’s only natural.

The appearance of Xion looking around in front of the mirror was a contradictory existence in which innocence and flair coexisted. Oh, it’s cute After all, my wife is the best.

“Okay, sir. I will pay the bill as promised.”

“Thank you ma’am”

Also in a capitalist society, the influence of money is great.

Most, but not all, of what can be done reveals the current reality of this society. To be honest, it’s nice because it’s comfortable, but I’m really reluctant.

Since Zion is said to be good, I am also good. All that remains is to attend the party.

“As for the car… To be honest, it’s just two of us, so it’s okay to drive a Lamborghini.”

“I don’t think it’s a bit strange to bring a car like that to a place like that, but… Well, I understand.”

“It may look like a badass, but honestly, you’re a badass.”

To put it mildly, he was self-made, but Shion got his current status and money in just two years. Even if he doesn’t spend money like a bum, he doesn’t mind refuting even if he looks like a bum. Compared to the money I have, it’s not because I have a lot of time, effort, or age.

No matter how bad it is, I don’t know if I became rich after 10 years of business. To be honest, I can’t really say anything about it even if I’m called a jackass.

“I don’t know, but the Death Note records all the people who curse at you.”

“What, did you get the note from the Death Lord?

“It’s not a big deal, I’ll retaliate later.”

“With such a trivial thing…”

“What if someone calls Jerbo a whore?”

“After pulling out the limbs and throwing them out, I forcibly hold my breath and break the earthenware pot by the time I reach the goal completely.”

“That’s right”

Even if I put up with cursing at myself, I can’t stand cursing at Zion. Even if Shion puts up with cursing at himself, he doesn’t really like it when I’m being criticized. It’s just retaliation at a level that is socially acceptable.

If I kill Zion physically, Zion loses socially. If you think that you can’t use a card or a cell phone right away, and you can’t sign up for an internet membership, even if you’re alive, you won’t be alive.

“To be honest, Utopia is good at killing socially…”

“Don’t talk about him”

“You’re a famous cousin.”

“I’ve never had such a psychopathic cousin.”

“Even at a wedding, if you don’t send a wedding invitation…”

“I wasn’t even invited, but seeing you come, you’re an uninvited guest.”

“Hmm”

Honestly, I’m also a bit of a psychopathic alien… Utopia is also a brother-in-law, but he’s the guy I wouldn’t have been with if it weren’t for the same Great Demon King.

“I think I matched the clothes. I just need to go on Saturday. Is there anything else I need to prepare?”

“There is nothing”

“That’s it. Let’s have a bite to eat before going home.”

I don’t have a job, so every day is free… But honestly, I love it! The more time I spend with Xion, the more comfortable I feel.

I think it would be fun to take a trip somewhere later for a month. Or being stuck on the island that Shion bought for a while and just the two of us hanging out together.

“Are you satisfied with just that? Wouldn’t it be nice to buy at least one cruise ship and go around the country?”

“It’s a cruise ship. That’s fine too. But let’s do that later when we have more time. We have a lot of time in this life anyway.”

“I’m glad you’re still in your 20s. You can play as you please for the next 100 years.”

My average human lifespan is roughly 120 years old. They live a very long time compared to humans, but since they are average, there are times when they live less than that, and there are times when they live longer than that. This earth is not special, so I don’t know if I will live to be 140 years old.

……Honestly, by that time, I was afraid of the mandatory defense battle. The energy is fine, but the waist! Waist!

“What shall we eat for lunch? I’m fine with anything, but do you have something cravings?”

“Hmm…I don’t like heavy things today. Let’s skip meat and make noodles.”

“Hmm, when it comes to noodles, there are many types.”

If you go to a Chinese restaurant, they have jjajang, jjambbong, and pasta. If you go down the street and pass a few shops, you’ll find at least one noodle dish.

It’s getting chilly, so if you’re looking for something warm other than cold noodles like naengmyeon, choose a menu with soup… Then all you can think of are kalguksu, udon, and rice noodles.

“Rice noodles, um, not bad”

“There was a rice noodle chain store in front of me, let’s go there.”

“Good”

If you slurp the hot rice noodle soup, your body melts and you feel good. I don’t get cold, but isn’t it better than eating naengmyeon in this weather?

I parked my car in a suitable place nearby, got off and entered the store. Upon entering the store, the eyes of several people inside are focused on Shion. Shion, the person in charge, doesn’t pay attention and focuses on the menu on the kiosk.

“What are you going to eat?”

“First of all, let’s order another bowl of rice noodles”

“Then, I’ll make it bigger too… Let’s order a chicken stick and a dim sum one by one.”

The price is quite cheap. Although it is a chain store, each item does not exceed 5,000 won. Value for money is ok It’s a chain store, so the taste won’t be bad.

After placing the order and receiving the receipt, she sat at a small table where two people could sit facing each other and waited quietly.

“Don’t you mind the gaze?”

“Do you care about that kind of stare when you reincarnate as a woman?”

“Honestly, I don’t really care.”

Rather, Zion is better. Looking at Shion’s appearance, there are quite a few people who look at her in awe as if they saw a beautiful work of art on the one hand.

But when I reincarnate as a woman, I don’t see her face, I only see her chest and buttocks… A lot of the eyes are the eyes of a man full of lust, so sometimes I don’t like it.

I also like naughty things when I’m a woman, but I’m not the kind of person who puts my body on just anyone.

“There……”

Then someone came to Zion. I wondered if it was a normal hunting trip, but seeing as there are not only men but also women, it’s a couple… No, looking at their faces, they look like siblings.

By the way, since the woman looks older, she must be an older sister and a younger brother, as opposed to Baek Line. And her younger brother’s side is a minor.

“You’re the model from social media, right?”

“Model?”

“This one”

On her cell phone, the older sister showed the model walking video that Shion had done before when he went to Gwangmyeong Cave. The title is something like [Walking of an elf model in Gwangmyeong Cave].

Hmmm, I’m not an elf. To be precise, it’s an alien, and to be more precise, if you ask for the race name, it’s Hanon, not an elf.

Where does my wife, who loves meat, think she’s an elf who prefers vegetarian food… Even if it’s a metaphor for her appearance, it honestly doesn’t suit her.

“To be precise, I’m not a model. I’m just an ordinary married woman.”

“Aren’t you a model?”

“Yeah, I can’t be bothered with that.”

“I was going to get your autograph…”

Apparently, the rumors were spread incorrectly. Due to the nature of the Internet, it is difficult to expect information to spread accurately.

As for Shion’s model walking, if she had been filmed from the beginning, you would have known that she wasn’t a model, but that part was cut.

“I’m not really a celebrity, but I’ll allow you to take pictures”

“Oh, thank you!”

I sneakily asked Zion.

“Is the portrait right?”

“Anyway, when I was walking around like this, I decided not to worry about that anymore.”

Shion turned her cellphone to shooting mode and made a V with one hand to her brother and sister as they held out in front of her, serving her in her own way.

If you have such a pretty wife, this is a problem…..Though people who approach me in this way can get over it with just a little happening.

“Thank you! Enjoy your meal!”

“Thank you”

The siblings lightly bowed their heads and left the store. He is a man of good manners. If only there were people like him, the world would be a much better place.

Then, the dishes we ordered came out. I got up and took the dishes on the tray and brought water with me. Many of the services in these stores are self-service, probably to reduce labor costs instead of cheap prices.

“It looks delicious”

“It’s pretty good”

The warmth of the hot soup rises in contrast to the chilly weather. Beef and bean sprouts topped with garnish stand out. However, the coriander did not enter.

“Coriander has different tastes”

“I don’t eat cilantro”

“There’s no way you, a picky eater, will eat coriander. I am similar.”

Since I work in the food service industry, I can eat quite a few foods that I hate, but if there are some things I can’t eat, it’s the master. Strangely, even after reincarnation, it tastes like soap if you eat it because it doesn’t suit your constitution at the soul level.

Anyway, I take a sip of the soup, stir the bean sprouts and noodles, lift it up along with the garnish beef, and slurp it into my mouth.

If you put it in your mouth as it continues without stopping, the savory taste of the rice noodles and the broth harmonize and the taste doubles. Hmm, if the liver is a bit boring, it’s a downside.

“Nice”

“It’s okay”

It’s not a famous or expensive dish that you see on TV, but it’s still delicious.

Even though the amount was quite large, it didn’t take long for each other to finish one bowl at a time. I ate it like I was drinking noodles, so that’s good enough. It’s a cold day, so hot goes well.

“Would you like some chicken sticks?”

“Are those two mine?”

“Don’t worry”

We ordered 4 chicken sticks per plate. Divide in half and make two. Dim sum is also eaten in half.

Dim sum is……Well, anyway, chicken sticks are also delicious in their own way, perhaps because the sauce is good. I’m really craving it. Would you have done one more?

“What are you going to do after you finish working in China?”

“China thing? Well, if you get a clue from Prometheus there, you’ll catch it and kill it. After that… Hmm”

When business on Earth is over, the next issue is related to hostile species. Civilizations beyond the dimension that send hostile species clearly have intentions of aggression, so we must step forward as the Great Demon King.

Dimensional invasion is a felony of felonies. If you hit the earth, the quality is worse than the Nazis, so the great demon kings unanimously go into the eradication of civilization.

……Shion doesn’t like me doing this. No, Shion doesn’t like me killing people.

So I’m telling you to finish this one day, but honestly, there’s no guarantee when it will end. Retirement is still far away.

“After this work is over, let’s go on a trip”

“How about a cruise around the world? It’s not a few months, but a year.”

“Did you keep what you said earlier? Then let’s go.”

Silently, Shion and I have designed a future story. It’s a cruise trip that goes around the country on a yearly basis, not a few months. That would be fun.

Travel around the world, stop by restaurants, buy specialties, and try them.

“I’m sure it’ll work out”

“……I have a foreboding that everything will be ruined when you say that.”

Why! It’s a magic spell that makes everything of Cherry have a happy ending!