Chapter 1834 – [Second Dimension Restaurant – Absolute Reunion]

The phrase “Before the storm” Refers to the calmness of the night before a storm. It also meant being the quietest before anything happens.

Why, before something big happens, there are things that don’t really happen. It feels roughly like that.

The reason why I say that is because after the real saint came, there was no news, and it was quiet.

“It looks like this fucking bastard of fate is trying to do something.”

“Just be prepared for that. Normally, you don’t attack a typhoon from the front.”

“I can change anything from a typhoon to a typhoon.”

“Can even the absolute being of fate be destroyed?”

“… No.”

“For Lord, the event of the Absolute is like a typhoon. So, it is better to just ignore it.”

Zion’s words were definitely correct. Even if I tried to worry about it, there was nothing I could do about it, so it was better for me to respond appropriately and deal with it. It’s just that the opponent is the absolute ruler of fate, so it’s impossible to get over it.

No, if I had just ignored it and let it pass by, I would have made peace with the absolute pride of fate a long time ago. At that point, it might seem cute, but it’s okay.

Eventually, the cause of the calm before the storm revealed itself. It is nothing else, but the absolute person of destruction has come to Elysium.

“Oh, hello guys~!!!!”

“Aaaaah!!!!”

“No, if you react like that, I’m a little hurt too. What did I do?”

“The problem is not what you did, but what you do…”

“I just came here today to talk, so I don’t plan on causing trouble or anything like that.”

“Were you planning on causing an accident any other time?!”

“No comment on that.”

“Oh my God, the Absolute Creator of Creation!!!!!”

“Why are you looking for him?”

“Oh no!!!! They were part of the same group!!!! There is no point in praying!!!!!”

Even if it were me, if I were to take either the person who prays to me or Zion, my wife, I would definitely take Zion’s side. Even more so, the Absolute Creator of Creation.

Rather, it seems that she has no choice but to take her wife’s side if she never sleeps in destruction.

Let’s leave that story for a moment and the reason why the Absolute Destroyer visited this store again was because of a reservation issue. If nothing else, the Absolute Reunion that we talked about before will be held. The store owner, Eden, stepped forward and took the reservation.

“It’s not about anything else, it’s about holding a reunion. So this time I want to rent it out… Is that okay?”

“Yes, when would you like to make a reservation: weekdays or weekends?”

“Hmm, that distinction doesn’t mean anything to us, but if you do, weekdays would be better, right? On the weekends, you go to the restaurant that gave you the power before, right?”

“Oh, yes. That’s right.”

“Then it would be better to rent it out on a weekday. Oh, of course, we will pay the price as much as we pay the rent. Honestly, if we save a little bit of blood, we can make a bottle of elixir, but wouldn’t that cover the cost of a meal?”

Oh well, it’s not at a sufficient level, it’s going to be overflowing.

They say you can get it if you need it thanks to Uriya Tiv, but the material for the elixir is the blood of the Absolute. Usually, you can’t get it because it’s difficult or impossible to get.

It’s a final item, but you have to defeat the final boss to get it. This is Bingu. Even in dimensional civilization, Gray and Phantom, absolute figures, are defending the market price by donating blood regularly and making and selling elixir with it. On the other hand, if they were not there, elixir would be a valuable item even in dimensional civilization.

Even if you don’t have the currency that is used here, it alone has great value… What is blood? Even if you cut off just a little bit of hair, I will become an absolute person and sell it to a wizard as a catalyst, and I will come back to buy it even if it costs a fortune.

“But who is coming?”

“Well, I invited you, but considering that there are people who won’t come, I can’t be sure. To be honest, I don’t know if it’s a different person, but if it’s the same absolute person, it’s not easy to predict. But if it’s not enough, prepare a little food. Oh, and Youngja’s cooking too!! !”

Even if the Absolute is a transcendent being even by Lord’s standards, we cannot be sure if we think of the same Absolute. The transcendent is also a variable to some extent, but if it is the same absolute, even if it is the absolute of destiny, its behavior cannot be easily predicted.

So, even if the Absolute One of Destruction invites you to a reunion, you cannot be sure who will come, so it is better to prepare well. Because it’s better to have something than to have something lacking.

No, I have precious guests, but is it okay to say that the food is not good because I didn’t prepare enough? And when you become an absolute person, the amount of food you eat will be several times different from that of an ordinary person, so it is best to prepare at least that much.

I think it would be a good idea to prepare enough food for about 10 people and multiply that by 5 to make about 50 people. Of course, if we actually go in, there will be a few more servings made than that, but if there’s any leftover, we can eat it, so it’s not a big deal.

“Okay. We’ll be ready too, so see you on the day of your reservation.”

“Yes, please take care of me!!!!”

The absolute destruction that came like a storm returned as it was. And although Eden was talking about store reservations, it became a problem for our entire house.

No, even if it was a private visit, if several ministerial officials were to visit, would the store owner, as well as his family, be able to keep quiet? You have to prepare as well as possible.

[I’m sure the owner will come too. If the Absolute of Destruction comes, the Absolute of Creation will also come, and then inevitably the Master will also come.]

“Yes, just considering that, there are three absolute beings.”

“Normally, if three Absolutes come together, you might wonder if something big will happen.”

“That’s right. The problem is that there will be more than twice that amount gathered this time.”

“What on earth are we going to do? A second dimensional war?”

“Uh huh, he’s really saying something stupid.”

I tackled Lulu’s half-joking remark. Honestly, it was a worthy issue because it was similar to how someone who lived through World War I would not hear the story of World War II as a joke.

Anyway, you have to work hard to prepare for it. In particular, Keter prepared diligently to serve guests and paid special attention to ingredients.

[It is eaten by someone of the same level as the owner, so if you prepare it roughly, they will definitely notice!!!! So you have to work hard!!!]

“Do you need anything else? I’m having a hard time. If there’s anything I can help you with, I’ll help you.”

[Then, provide nutrition through the lower abdomen.]

“Oh.”

“I also have someone who produces breast milk!!!!!”

[Does that taste like banana?]

“Keuuuuu… For a moment, we’ll see.”

“Korma, don’t let your competitive spirit get worse?!”

“I will create an alter ego that can produce all kinds of fruit-flavored breast milk!!!!!”

“No, don’t do it!!!!!!”

If you already have a breast milk Korma, it is enough to use breast milk instead of milk for a café latte!!!!

Aside from the happenings at home, not only Eden but also me and other family members started to get busy because of the Absolutes reunion. Check the store’s detailed interior or hygiene and prepare for any emergency.

No, if an emergency arises when the other person is absolute, it would be meaningless for us, so it would be useless, but we should still be seen doing it.

If it’s not sincere, how can the commotion of one absolute person be covered… But if there are two, it’s meaningless. Because it’s not just doubled, it’s squared. At that time, I have no choice but to ask Tiv who will come with me, to take my side.

“Now that I think about it, did you talk about the reunion separately?”

“I’ve done everything. It’s up to me whether I’ll come or not.”

“Even if I invited you, it would be better if as few people came as possible.”

“So…”

It’s good to have a lot of customers, but in this case, I wish there were fewer. No, it’s natural to treat them well if they come, but still.

Just in case, I will tell the story separately to the two princesses of the Shenceless civilization. It’s troublesome to talk about this restaurant separately, but both before and this time are related to transcendental people.

But no matter how dimensional a civilization is, this one has a different weight. I couldn’t help but have a hard look on my face as it was a gathering of several people, including the Lu-Veana, who are at least a little bit involved in dimensional civilization, even though they are transcendental species, and their superiors, the Absolute of Nature, and their equal counterparts.

“Absolute people… How many of them!?”

“W-Is that true?!?!”

“For now, we will deal with it on our side, so just prepare in case something happens. Why prepare like it’s a disaster evacuation drill or something, and if something happens, we just jump out.”

“… Is it okay?”

“Even in the worst case, we’ll give it back to you, so it won’t be a big problem.”

Even if it’s not your specialty, how many absolute beings have gathered together, so wouldn’t it be possible to restore the destruction of an entire planet? The problem is that something happens, and cleaning things up is not the problem.

Still, just in case, I’m saying it out of courtesy to be prepared. To be honest, you might come back to life anyway, so if something happens, you can’t just tell them to die, right?

Anyway, preparations for the reunion of the Absolutes were gradually getting closer. It was fun to prepare the food as a course meal.

“First, you have to separate out what you want to cook and what you don’t. You can make everything into English dishes, but anything that’s too spicy will tire your taste buds and dull the taste.”

“Well thought out.”

Since the other person is the absolute ruler, you should not think of it as a general standard, but if you only serve English-style dishes, that is also a problem. No matter how different the image and taste may be, the direction of stimulation is conveyed in English cuisine, but if the attack pattern is strong and obvious, there is no point in serving it.

Only by adjusting the balance and taste to a certain degree, customers can focus more on the taste, enjoy it, and like it. Perhaps English cuisine is best used for important occasions, such as main dishes and desserts. In short, it’s like a special move.

And I wish I didn’t come, but time eventually passes, so the day of the reservation arrived. And the rumor spread… In fact, it is difficult to carry out quietly. Thanks to this, Phantom contacted me early and tried to talk separately.

[Hey, isn’t that what the dimensional civilization is watching?]

“Fuck, if the opponents are Absolutes, it’s shitty that they can’t even blame the Absolutes for their fate.”

[Don’t talk about that bitch. To be honest, the moment she attends, I want to wait and destroy her, but I’m holding back because it’s a parents’ meeting.]

“Well, honestly, it would be difficult for even you to openly criticize this situation.”

Phantom is the absolute strongest. The third ability allows you to use an output that is three times that of a normal Absolute, so even if you lack experience, it is enough for at least two Absolutes, so even if you are attached to an Absolute, you can defeat at least one Absolute if you are not careful about avoiding damage.

But since there are so many Absolutes who will be attending this reunion… Even if they just moderately stop them, it would be a penalty to the point where they can’t even defeat the Absolute of Destiny, so it’s better not to attend.

He tries to find the right moment to destroy the Absolute Destiny, but seeing how difficult it is to do, it seems that even the Absolute Destiny avoids the Phantom in the end. It’s definitely going to be like that because it’s hard for even an absolute person like Hagi Knight to win in a head-to-head match.

[If you need anything, please let me know, and if any equipment breaks, I will charge you here.]

“Don’t talk about it because it’s going to break!!!! It’s a new car that hasn’t been used in Cherubim for a few years!!!!!”

[I’m not majoring in time manipulation, but if there’s a problem, I’ll get it back to you.]

“Don’t do that thinking it will break!!!!!”

Anyway, I prepare and wait like a death row inmate waiting for a death sentence.

Oh, and I let Kana rest separately today. The staff are me and Eden. And it’s about Korma. This is because if the opponent is an absolute person, regardless of intention, it can have a negative impact on artificial intelligence that is just starting to walk, such as Kana.

No, you can’t let a newbie who has just started face the final boss. If you do it for no reason, that’s a problem.

In treating the absolute, the real minimum is the transcendent. That way, even if a problem arises in the middle, they will be able to resist to some extent. The difference between being able to manipulate one’s will and not being able to do so is enormous.

“But honestly, if the other person is an absolute being, no matter how much I decide, my alter ego will evaporate…”

“The bottom line is really here. But Eden, you…”

“I might be able to endure because I have the power of a second-dimensional restaurant. Instead, all I can do is endure.”

“If you have a problem, dad will cover it, so don’t worry.”

If you protect me and Tiv, there won’t be a big problem. It may be small, though.

And the first guests of this Absolute Alumni Association began to arrive. As expected, since they were the organizers, their family members arrived first.

The absolute destroyer who planned and moved this reunion. And then the Absolute of Creation, the husband of the Absolute of Destruction, and the Absolute of Nature, his second wife, appeared.

In that alone, there are three absolute beings. Even though they were one family, it was such an incredible situation that one would wonder what kind of crazy story it would be if three absolute beings gathered somewhere. To be honest, even if you are like me, you are about to experience absolute reality shock.

“We’re here!!!!!”

“Welcome. I’ll show you to your seat.”

“Oh, you don’t have to be so strict… By the way, Eden, how are you? Are you practicing your powers a lot?”

“I am learning the power of creation and working hard to master it!!!!”

“Then that’s good. Keep moving forward.”

“Honestly, it’s a bit of a shame that the child you chose as your successor is a child who had potential as a Nature Lord or something.”

“You have the youngest child. You may still have to work hard, but finding a successor is also my job, so make some concessions.”

“Well, I want a successor, but I don’t have one yet. I might be the last to retire.”

As soon as the three Absolutes arrived, they chatted and talked about successors. It was in the past that Eden was recognized as the successor to the Absolute One of Creation, but even so, talking about the issue of the successor to the three Absolute Ones is a very heavy subject.

No, if the heads of a monarchy get together and talk about things like, ‘Hey, who will be my successor when I retire?’, Would that be an issue that can just be ignored? I just wish people would think about what it feels like to hear something so problematic from the store employee’s perspective.

“Hmm? Looks like he’s coming right away. This presence…”

And then the next customer arrived at the store. Someone did it, and if you look familiar, it means they’ve been stopping by often.

Eventually, the person who entered the store was a handsome man with gray hair and a pocket watch on his waist. It is possible to know who the other person is when you already have a pocket watch.

“Oh, it looks like you came first. You didn’t wait long, did you?”

First, including the Ryu family and the Absolute of Time, a total of four Absolutes have gathered.

… No, just starting now, I don’t know how many people are going to gather if there are 4 people. Please save me!!!!!