Chapter 1836 – [Second Dimension Restaurant – Absolute Reunion]

Two absolute figures enter Elysium. From the beginning, absolute people were transcendentally handsome and beautiful enough to be said to be the standard of beauty, but it was difficult to look upon a girl wearing an all-black, Gothic-style dress.

It is said that a beautiful woman is beautiful when she smiles, but looking at her faint smile makes you wonder what this bitch is up to rather than saying she is pretty.

No, even if you say you’re purely laughing at friends, it’s not convincing. So you should have always behaved well.

“It looks like everyone came first? How have you been?”

“There are some faces I haven’t seen since the beginning of time.”

“Genesis, didn’t you take a nap in the middle like me? If you did, there would have been more faces you didn’t see than the ones you saw.”

“I wonder how many civilizations got ruined while Tiv was sleeping like that… Oh, my.”

It reminds me of the Tiv civilization. To wake Tiv up, he went on a rampage to gather negative emotions, destroying and invading several civilizations, and causing a nuisance. It’s a bit hard to say that Tiv is guilty since he didn’t do anything.

“I remember that time. It was my first time meeting you.”

“Yes, you killed me with one bite when we first met. So do you remember bringing back the body of the woman I used in my past life?”

“I don’t have homosexual tastes…”

“Uh huh!!!!! Don’t say anymore there!!!!!”

I do play lesbians with Shion, but that’s because I and Shion are bisexual, and there is no need for normal heterosexuals to be aware of homosexuality!!!!

Perhaps thanks to the joke that did not seem like a joke, the presence of the Absolute of Destiny and Uncle Genesis made the slightly stiff atmosphere of the place much softer. If it were another Absolute, it might be taken lightly, but this one honestly does a lot of things… Especially what the Absolute of Destiny did to the Phantom.

“Are you busy? I often see your name come up when I’m walking around. You’ve completely lost it with Ryu Hyeon’s second son, so what on earth are you doing like that?”

“It’s been a while since we last met, so you’re asking me something like that right from the start? Well, it’s a personal matter, so it’s a bit awkward to talk about.”

The Absolute of Order asked the Absolute of Fate directly, but she seemed to have no intention of answering, so she just smiled and passed it off. She hides her true feelings even from those who are absolute, so she is the absolute one of destiny.

In a situation where the atmosphere was about to become strange again, I decided to take the boss’s side. Of course, it’s just a matter of changing the topic, but if you think about his usual behavior, he’s very cooperative.

“I think all the guests have arrived, so I’ll serve the main dish and some other things soon.”

“No, not yet.”

“I’m sorry. Still, I tried to prevent the atmosphere from getting weird as the boss, but what if the person in question messes up? It’s not that I don’t have any sense, but I just want to hear what you say, right?”

“That’s not to say that all the guests haven’t arrived yet. How many people are here right now?”

“Uh… Let’s see.”

The opponent is absolute and there are quite a few people, so I guess I have to count them to understand. Then, I slowly begin to count the absolute ones present.

In that order, creation, destruction, nature, time, knowledge, denial, order, fate, origin… So, nine people in total.

Even if there is just one person, there are as many as nine Absolute Lords that can barely fight if three Lords gather together. Even if you do simple calculations, if you don’t come here at around load 27, you won’t be able to compete, so I don’t know what kind of crazy cosmic horror this is. This is despite the fact that I’m not just doing anything, I’m just eating like other people.

“There are nine people. But why is that?”

“Isn’t the number vague? So I called one more person. He’ll probably come.”

“You’re reducing my SAN by filling up 10 people, you kind of Cthulhu!!!!!”

“Isn’t that me?”

“Uh-huh, there’s a hint of affection in me saying that to you, but there’s no such thing there.”

Just looking at it saps my mental strength and drives me crazy. The TV before the negative force field control was my major, so I sneaked in but pushed it back in.

Even though we are lovers, they don’t really treat us like monsters. What should I say? I feel like a person who likes to raise tarantulas, even if they are scary to others. Oh, it’s similar to how hedgehogs have their babies.

If you understand it well, you will be treated the same way as someone who is cute and someone who usually behaves like shit. Even if they are both dog-like, some people can say they are as cute as dogs and others can say they are just as shitty.

“One more person is coming. It seems like everyone who deserves to come has arrived. Who is it?”

“Well, who is it? Would you like to guess?”

“I’ve been here so many times that I don’t even know who will come.”

“That’s right. It must be difficult to think of a candidate.”

I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but the topic of the story moved in that direction and the atmosphere relaxed again. The Absolutes began to chatter, wondering who the one remaining, the tenth guest, would be.

From their perspective, anyone who is an Absolute is a welcome face… I am on the verge of going crazy from absolute reality shock when I realize that 10 Absolutes have come here. I wanted to leave, but before I knew it, Tiv was next to me with his arms crossed, blocking my escape route.

No, I am not the Absolute, but the Lord!!!! It’s not a name that gets pushed around, but I don’t want to be in a place where about 10 absolute people gather!!!!

“There are people who have not been in contact since the beginning…”

“Is this by any chance Revive?”

“I guess there has been less contact with you since the Dimensional War?”

“Is it because she still got a broken heart? What was that? Kids these days say she’s a blond-tanned gangster? That’s what happened to her.”

“Even though I’m blonde, I don’t tan, and I’m not a gangster.”

“Well, Revive liked Nature, but that’s why he got angry when Nature was defeated by Chaos, so he joined the war at the end.”

When I mentioned Revive, I didn’t immediately know who it was, but I thought I knew because I heard that they participated in the final stages of the dimensional war. He is the absolute ruler of death and life who is raising the Death Lord as his successor.

I heard that the Absolute of Death and Life solved the shortage of troops during the war at once, turned the situation around with an overwhelming amount of force, and drove the Absolute of Chaos. But did that person like the absolute nature of nature?

But I don’t think the Absolute Creator of Creation will act like a warlord, and if you look at the genre, it’s more like BSS than NTR. Why is it like unrequited love that starts with ‘I liked you first’?

“Genesis, please say something. You don’t know.”

“Well… Honestly, if you give me even a simple hint, they’ll figure it out right away, so it’s not fun.”

“If you worry too much, it’s actually not fun.”

“Rather, wouldn’t give a hint be a hint? It means that he is a unique person who can be recognized at once.”

“Was there a guy that was that characteristic? If he was that guy, I think he’d already be here.”

“What, are you bringing Chaos?”

“Hmm?”

“Huh?”

The atmosphere stiffened at the playful words uttered by the Absolute of Knowledge. No matter how simple it may seem, all the people she gathered were able to quickly infer that what she said was correct because they judged the situation with their own insight.

And people’s eyes fall on the Absolute of Destiny and Uncle Genesis. Even if you don’t ask directly, you can communicate with just your eyes.

Uncle Genesis had a blunt style, so it was hard to recognize him properly due to his poker face, so the Absolute Destiny just grinned unpleasantly. That added to the persuasiveness, so I had no choice but to be convinced.

… No, but who? Chaos? Oh, then it’s him, right?

The main culprit of the First Dimensional War. The Absolute One of Chaos.

The moment I recognized that fact, I reflexively cursed the absolute being of fate.

“I knew I was a crazy bitch for a long time, but this time I really turned around?!?!”

“You’re being harsh with your boss.”

“I guarantee you that if you tell anyone who knows about this situation, they will call you crazy.”

What should I say? If I were to use an analogy, that would be it. It’s a little different, but it feels like Stalin and Hitler met in hell after World War II.

In other respects, the Absolute Creator was not a dictator who overused purges like Stalin, nor did he hit Hitler’s head directly. However, the Absolute of Chaos… To be honest, the Absolute of Chaos massacred humans just like Hitler massacred the Jews, so there was no room for differences or anything to cover on that side.

When Dr. Ahn Jung-geun says something like, ‘I came to talk about Ito Hirobumi’s courage,’ just like Zeratul, people can’t help but say, ‘That’s crazy!!!’ Since I am a human, I take the side of humans, but would you take the side of a person whose motto is the annihilation of humanity?

“I don’t know if it’s any other place. But where can there be someone who brings the person who killed the person and the victim together in one place?!”

“Me.”

“Then you are not a human bastard.”

The other Absolutes also looked shaken. Unlike usual, the Absolute of Creation had an expressionless face that was indistinguishable from Gray, so I don’t know what he was thinking, but the other Absolutes showed a slight repulsion.

No matter how similar the Absolutes are to each other as brothers and sisters, it is still strange to call someone who is in trouble and self-respectful. If it wasn’t just an accident and was at the level of a war criminal, then everything was said.

“Chaos is coming… I don’t know if this will be okay.”

“What about you, Ryuhyun and Nature? Are you okay?”

“It might be okay since I’m the one who killed, but Nature…”

“I’m fine.”

“That guy is the guy who killed my husband.”

“Oh, now that I think about it, that guy killed the first Wisdom Lord as well. Are you okay?”

“Well… It’s a good spot, so I won’t cause any trouble.”

“That guy must be past his prime. This side may also be in trouble. Honestly, at this point, wouldn’t he be able to cover it even if he got into an accident?”

“Even if a big problem arises, I can turn it around if I have Fate with me.”

“I called you, so I’ll bear the burden of causality.”

There are at least half of the Ryu family who have a grudge against the absolute ruler of knowledge. I wonder if this is okay.

Still, if the Absolute of Time and the Absolute of Destiny, who are the best in that regard, cover it, no matter what damage occurs, recovery will be possible. And even if just two people gather together, it’s possible, but how many other absolutes are there?

I feel like I can restore it after destroying a dimension… No, if that’s possible, I want you to restore what was lost during the dimension war.

“It’s much better to support it than to restore it because I’m already used to not having it. Also, it’s better to create something new than to restore it because a long time has passed, but my physical condition is not good…”

“Well, there’s nothing we can do about it.”

If the Absolute Creator cannot make something, then who can make it? Even if the Absolute One was before the beginning, it is not omnipotent now, so it would be difficult to create it without the ability to create. Because the efficiency is wrong.

However, it is not possible because the Absolute Creator of Creation is in poor condition due to the aftermath of the dimensional war. Maybe that’s the reason why we haven’t been able to restore the broken dimensions until now?

“But it will change later.”

The Absolute Creator of Creation smiled with a strange feeling. Perhaps that’s because he thought of Eden as his successor, but if he retires and Eden becomes the absolute leader of creation, it will be possible to repair the damage from that time.

Our Eden plays a big role. It’s no joke that you can help others at a dimensional level.

At least you won’t be able to create as many dimensions as you want

“You’re here.”

Uncle Genesis, who was quietly filling his stomach with food and drinks, turns his attention to the last customer who comes when he hears the sound of muttering.

Actually, this is my first time meeting you too. In the first place, the Absolute One of Chaos was semi-annihilated once during the First Dimension War, but after being resurrected, it did not appear in the world as a form of self-reflection. According to the story of Phantom, I heard that he gets along well with the first Darkness Lord in his territory, which is somewhere near the abyss, but anyway.

What exactly is happening? To be honest, although they say they are notorious, if you meet someone you have only heard about in person, you can only hope for it in some way. Oh, so people who see me on Earth are like that too? I understand a little bit.

Eventually, the store door opens and a man with gray hair enters the store. There were people with gray hair, such as Uncle Genesis and the Absolute of Time, but over there it was dull and dark gray.

“First, I came because I was invited, but quite a lot of people came. And…”

The gaze of the Absolute of Chaos is focused on the Absolute of Creation. Only the parties involved will know what kind of feelings they have when exchanging glances.

“There are some familiar faces.”

“I just heard you were coming. Sit down first. The food and drinks here are delicious.”

“It’s awkward to be in a situation like this… And there’s something wrong with it. There are people who are happy to see you, but there are also people who aren’t, right? Especially with your wives.”

“I’m the organizer of the reunion, so I can’t mess it up, so I’ll stay quiet as long as nothing happens.”

“Me too. You didn’t forget what happened during the war, right?”

“The anniversary of my husband’s death is coming soon this year.”

“… I guess I’ll just stay quiet and eat.”

The Absolute One of Chaos is seated. It would be nice if that were all, but as I looked around, I was the only one in the room who looked at me and not the Absolute.

And since Tiv was next to me with his arms crossed, he seemed to recognize who I was and started talking to me with a blunt expression that I didn’t know what he was thinking. If you look at it, it’s just a tone of voice towards a family member or an acquaintance’s lover, but since the other person is the other person…

“Ah, did you hear the story? Are you the Winter Lord who became Negative’s lover?”

“Oh, yes. They say it’s the worst.”

“Are you a human-born transcendent?”

“… Yes.”

“I see.”

Could you please stop looking at that?!

Why suddenly comes to mind the photo the photographer took of Goebbels when I found out he was Jewish?!?!?