Chapter 184 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

The fateful day has arrived. No, I feel strange because of this, but anyway, the most annoying day finally came.

“It feels like enlistment day.”

“Why is it such a metaphor even if you hear a metaphor?”

“Even if you want to avoid it, you can’t avoid it, and in the end it’s just like the ordeal that comes.”

“I heard that you are right.”

How many times have I been in the army since I was born in Korea? During the first round, due to circumstances, I served as a trainee for a month and was assigned to my own unit for a month before being discharged.

……..It will take a long time to bring up the military, so let’s keep quiet. Originally, when talking about the military, it is Korean men who talk for a long time.

I took out the invitation to my home address and looked it over. It’s a pretty blatantly gilded invitation.

This is quite rare, but I’ve seen it in the past when the president received the standard for a leave of absence for soldiers suffering from a situation during North Korea’s provocation.

Oh, by the way, the current president, not the chicken head. Compared to the person who gave me a bag of anchovy snacks and some medicine in one dormitory?

At least it was a letter with only color, let alone gold leaf. In fact, it has been quite a while since I saw a letter covered with gold leaf.

“Even if the money rots away”

“Isn’t that true?”

“Mmm”

“Anyway, wash up and put on your clothes first. I don’t have enough time to put on your makeup.”

“No! Why am I without makeup?!”

“He’s pretty without makeup, but don’t you have to wear makeup to look gentle? It’s time to change from number two in an organization to a young man with a bad impression.”

“I can’t argue”

I have a bad impression, so I have to put on makeup to make it better. Of course, both me and Shion know how to put on makeup. Even if Shion behaves like a man, he’s a woman, and even if I’m a man, I’ve been reincarnated as a woman and put on makeup.

“It’s time to use the cosmetics that have been stored. It’s been a long time since I took them out, so the dust on the lid is the fault.”

“How much are you stuck with?”

First, after washing up, she sat down at the dressing table, and Shion looked over and held the image in her head.

“You only have to focus on your eyes because you have a normal look. Your skin is also clean without any scars or acne, so it’s good at times like this.”

“Do whatever you want. To be honest, I agree with you about the eyes.”

When she’s a woman, she’s an ordinary beauty with smoky makeup… Why do she have dirty eyes when she’s a man? That’s really questionable.

It took longer than expected to put on makeup. About 30 minutes. It didn’t take that long considering it was a woman putting on makeup, but it was that much even though I focused only on my eyes.

“Hmm, is it better than I thought?”

“It burned white…”

Shion sat down on the bed next to the dressing table and stretched out as if her soul had escaped.

I was surprised to see a fairly well-groomed young man in the mirror. It seems that Shion’s makeup ability has increased compared to before.

“Aren’t you wearing makeup?”

“I’m pretty even without makeup…”

“I know, but you look prettier with makeup.”

“It’s a problem because it’s prettier. Even without makeup, it’s the sun’s level, but what will happen if you wear makeup?”

“It’s a supernova explosion. It’s just nice to see the main character of the party change.”

“For me, makeup is my ultimate weapon.

Beauty is said to be pretty no matter what she does, but even my wife, who scratches her butt while spilling crumbs of cookies on the sofa, would look pretty in the eyes of others, but she would be disgusted with makeup.

Even if he looks like this, there will be a lot of people who have their eyes on him, but if he is Shion in makeup, he will be able to charm all kinds of men.

“Even if I do, I’m not as good as you laughing.”

“Isn’t that a natural monument that even you can’t see?”

“It’s a near-endangered species.”

Due to the nature of Shion’s race, there is almost no change in expression. There are times when even I laugh so much that I would call it a very rare occasion, and at that time, I crush all the beauties I meet. Even the Absolute class, which is all handsome and beautiful, would not be able to keep up with the smiling Shion.

……It’s not covered with bean pods.

“How about my clothes? Are you okay?”

“It’s fine. There are no wrinkles anywhere. The clothes fit well. It’s pretty.”

“I was asking about your literary impressions.”

“It’s like looking at a gray flower blooming in the middle of a field. The contrasting yet beautiful appearance really suits you, especially since the contrast between the clothes and hair and the gray and silver hair go well together, so there’s a feeling that’s all the more.”

“That’s enough”

Shion nodded with a satisfied face.

Roughly prepared, and after getting the invitation, I decided to leave the house. Ye-jin, who is off today because it’s Saturday, was surprised to see me while watching TV in the living room.

“Ah! What a surprise! Are you Mr.?”

“Then do you know who it was?”

“No, I thought you were a different person because your eyes were different than usual. Did you put on makeup?”

“I did a bit of an image change. How is it?”

“It’s not bad, but I feel like I’ve lost my individuality. Eh… Maybe it’s because I’m used to my usual appearance. Rather, I think I look better before makeup.”

“It would be better to go to a place with close friends. But not now.”

“I guess so”

Her dog, who was sleeping on Yejin’s lap, opened her eyes and looked up at me.

Then this guy didn’t even recognize the owner and started growling. It sounded like a wolf howling.

“Growl!!”

“This guy’s baby! Me! You can recognize it with the smell!”

When I held out my hand, the dog bit my hand. Anyway, the doggie is still a baby, so it doesn’t hurt too much if you bite it. After biting my hand, he eventually realizes that the smell is familiar and starts licking it.

It’s already too late for you to be so cute. I’m not going to give her snacks after her visit.

“Eat what’s in the fridge for dinner. Or order it. If anything happens, call me. Oh, shouldn’t we invite Baekri if we’re not there?”

“…Ah, you don’t?”

“Could you explain why you were a step behind in responding?”

Baekri and Yejin seem to have fresh feelings for each other, but I don’t think they will develop into romantic feelings yet. However, the feelings of love between a young man and a woman are extremely volatile, so it is impossible to guarantee when it will become a proper form.

You could be a couple right away tomorrow, or you could just date for years. Well, to be honest, it doesn’t matter either way, but it’s a story after Yejin became an adult.

When Baekri and Yejin blush at each other and have subtle hints, that day is the day to pick Baekri’s cock. Where are the minors!!!

One chance after becoming an adult. Give me your daughter with enthusiasm! If you come, I can forgive you with one fist.

“I’ll be back, so take care of the house with the dog.”

“Yes, don’t worry”

“Don’t open the door if someone you don’t know asks to open it.”

“Even elementary school students don’t do that?! What kind of child am I?!”

In the eyes of parents, children are always children.

Anyway, the preparations were roughly finished, so I prepared to go out.

When I go outside, a Lamborghini catches my eye in front of the house. I parked the car in front of the house yesterday in advance because it was annoying to walk out in the morning.

When you start the engine, you can feel the cheerful sound of the engine. Even though the sun is still up, the weather is chilly, but it seems to be quite cold in the evening. Let’s turn on the heater first.

“Isn’t it cold? I think I’ll catch a cold in one dress.”

“It’s okay, my temperature is high.”

“Well, there’s nothing better than sleeping with my wife in bed in the winter.”

“You need to change your habit of sleeping hugging something. It doesn’t matter if it’s uncomfortable, but it’s hard to sneak out when you go to the bathroom.”

“You know it’s hard to break a habit acquired from the beginning of your reincarnation. Leave it alone. And they say aliens don’t go to the bathroom.”

“…….”

“Exercising the right to remain silent because you have nothing to refute. It’s disgraceful.”

Well, that part isn’t cute.

Because of the party, even if it’s an adult form, the default form somehow overlaps, so I remember Shion puffing out her cheeks like a child. It’s pretty, but I think I understand what cute means.

When the heater turned on and the inside of the car was properly warmed up, we set off. It’s because there’s no hurry to take enough time anyway.

“By the way, are you having a birthday party at a hotel? That’s a waste of money.”

“Have you not seen a birthday party in a palace when you go to a royal country?

“I can’t see a country like that with a good eye. No matter how much a monarchy country is, it’s useless if you spend extravagant money on people’s taxes.”

Luxury suitable for a person in a seat is a measure of one’s position. So I’m not saying don’t do extravagance completely.

However, if you collect taxes enough to make the people poor, if you do that shit, Nuri, the great king of freedom, will say, ‘We will not be slaves! We will become the masters of the world!”

If Noori likes it, all the citizens except the vested class rise up and a very interesting situation is created. Those who have money realize who they have been living off of, and after realizing that it is too late, they are strangled by the wall.

I’ve seen it quite a few times so far, but it’s fun no matter how many times I see it.

“To attend a party like this on a golden weekend?”

“What is this party about?”

“I feel like my stomach is about to come on.”

“It’s honestly true.”

At least I’m better, but not Zion. Money and good looks support you, but there’s no way you’re not paying attention to them. Most of the people approaching me will have dark feelings, and there’s no way I’ll stay away from Zion, so I’ll stick by her side… To be honest, it’s hard mentally.

Social life is difficult even for transcendental people. If I had beaten everything I didn’t like, I would have done the earth a long time ago, but I respect it, so the current society is maintained.

“If you need to, just throw it all over. Don’t worry.”

“I’m more afraid of you saying that than I am.”

If I overthrow it, people will die, but if Zion says such a thing, people will see people killing people. Do you think there will be policing in a collapsed society? No way.

I’ve seen a lot of post-apocalyptic worlds. You can’t see people killing people unless it’s ruined quite a bit.

“It’s coming soon”

The day hadn’t gotten that dark yet, but the lights were shining in the hotel, which was rising like a tall skyscraper, and the red carpet laid out from the entrance stood out.

Hey….. Royals are used to it, but even the presidents of large corporations lay out red carpets. I only saw them at celebrity awards ceremonies.

There were reporters all around. As it is the birthday of the president of a conglomerate, which can be said to be the best in Korea, attention seems to be focused on it.

“Is it okay to be exposed to the press?”

“It’s something I’ve been determined to do anyway”

“Okay”

I drove on and pulled over in front of the red carpet. There was no restraint. If it’s just an ordinary car, you might not know it, but just looking at it, it’s a Lamborghini worth billions of won, but it’s sure to be seen as an invited guest rather than an uninvited guest.

Zion did not come down right away. She’s just waiting patiently. I already knew what to do with her, so I got out of her car and opened her side door.

The flashes, which were busy taking pictures for a moment, met silence.

“Uh……”

“………”

“Wow……”

Shion, who took my hand and was escorted by her, naturally got out of the car. I didn’t care about the gaze and reaction of the people around me, and I put my beautiful silver hair back.

Soon after, the reporters came to their senses and started filming enthusiastically. The exploding flashes flashed so much that a normal person would not be able to see right in front of them. It’s a moment, but it feels like the ambient temperature has risen by 1 or 2 degrees because of the heat.

“Wait, I’ll park the car for you.”

“Ah, here”

I handed the car keys to the hotel staff. It’s cold, but it must be hard. Having to park our car, which costs us a lifetime salary even if we pass by… Ah, there must be a lot of experience like this, so is there any problem?

As Shion holds my hand and walks down the red carpet together, the camera angle focuses as Shion moves. A gray long dress that contrasts with the beautiful silver hair. It is a modest decoration, but it stands out even more because of its modesty.

“It’s nice to have a pretty wife”

“Did you know that now?”

Shion waved her hand lightly at the reporters. More flashes of baptism poured in.

If we stay longer, the party will not be the main event, but Xion’s filming session will become the main event, so we quickly enter the hotel.

“It feels like entering a dungeon full of demons.”

“Instead, we are Doomguys.”

“No, there’s a Doomguy?!”

Devil! Rip and kill!