Chapter 1861 – [Presidential Emperor]

The military is dirty no matter which world you go to. It’s like a rotten cesspool.

There is no such thing as a clean army… Even in dimensional civilizations. This is because, due to the nature of the military, absurdity is bound to emerge in some way. At least I’m glad that when I die, I don’t do anything like that son of a bitch.

Anyway, because it is such a place, there are so many problems that it is hard to know where to start. Moreover, since Korea has a conscription system rather than a volunteer system, the problems are bigger and more numerous, so it is a mess.

“Oh, we were planning to release a work support app exclusively for civil servants, but at this timing?”

“Now that I think about it, there was that. I guess it’s okay to do it since these are matters that don’t really matter anyway.”

Through [Earth’s Bookshelf], You can obtain information that is close to omnipotent, and if you work based on that, you can work extremely efficiently. Korma is working hard right now, but it can’t be like that forever, so it’s necessary so that he can take care of some things on his own.

I thought they would do it since it was an issue we talked about before, but it looks like they are trying to do it now. It would be good to reduce the workload of public officials.

“[Uriel], An app for detecting and investigating crimes to be provided to the police, [Raguel], An app for securing case information to be provided to general judges, and [Michael] To support the work of administrative officials. There are many.”

“There are many types. They are all angel names.”

“It’s convenient to use it. It’s a meaningful name.”

Uriel, who judges sins, Raguel, the angel of justice and fairness, and Michael, who guides people to heaven… It seems that the app was named after the name of the angel who matches Eve’s words.

Once I received it and tested it, it was very comfortable. It was linked to existing programs, and all viewing and usage records remained, so there was no room for abuse. In addition, even if someone other than the registered user of the app tries to use it through real-time inquiry, it cannot be used.

“If we provide Michael to the Military Manpower Administration, we will be able to clearly identify people who should not be enlisted.”

“Honestly, just looking at it, I thought it was shitty to see them dragging in children with mental problems or children who were heads of families. After introducing this, the people who enlist such poor children are public servants and fools and should be fired or dismissed.”

Please look at what I have done so far. If you have already enlisted and suffered damage, you can just discharge them and compensate them.

Honestly, they are also civil servants. The military is full of people they want to get rid of, so how difficult would it be to distinguish among those people who really shouldn’t be enlisted? I don’t know if the manpower is rotten or overflowing.

But not from now on. I will tell them all the information they need for their work through [Earth’s Bookshelf]. It will allow you to distinguish whether the other person is really sick or not and whether he or she is a child-headed householder with no parents.

If you knew that and still wanted to send your child to the military, then you just didn’t do your job. We can tolerate mistakes and such, but we cannot tolerate sabotage.

“And the army.”

“Military Jjambap is just like that!!!!!!!!!”

“Yes, yes. Dad knows. Even Dad was limited to making army poop soup edible.”

“Military Jjambap, which even my father’s skills cannot cover, is a moral measure…!!!”

“It’s because it’s made in large quantities. There aren’t enough ingredients, but there’s a lot of quantity, so it’s not tasty. If you go somewhere small and make it for dozens of people, it’ll actually be delicious.”

If you cook in large quantities, the quality will naturally decrease. Of course, in the case of samgyetang served on Boknal, several chickens are boiled and seasonings are added, so the soup is amazing, but moving a small object allows for more detailed control than moving a large object.

However, due to the nature of the military, cooking in large quantities is necessary, so it is bound to lose its taste. In addition, there were budget and other issues.

“I guess I should start with food first.”

[If we supply ingredients to the Garden of Eden, it would be nice to be able to deliver high-quality ingredients at the lowest unit price. Oh, should we also supply dinosaur meat as a test?]

“What should we do with the opposition from existing military suppliers?”

“There is no need to worry about that. First, we will not reduce the quantity of orders for some items. It is good if they have a lot to eat since they are in their prime. And… We will stop trading in low-quality items as is. We will pay the military while everyone else is running. Because there is no finish line for the guy who was playing around with honey.”

The more meat or something like that, the better. To be honest, when meat side dishes are served in the military, isn’t there almost nothing left over?

However, if it is a product supplied to the military and is not considered for quality improvement or unit price reduction, the transaction will be cut off. Fuck, there has to be human development, so why are you thinking of the army that dragged boys in their prime as a cash cow?

Afterward, I decided to visit the military separately. Of course, without any notice.

It’s a security issue anyway. There’s no one on Earth who can hurt me or threaten my life, and I feel like if I tell them in advance, they’ll have to deal with cleaning and all, so it’s a sudden, unannounced visit.

“Then I will perform it.”

“Okay, Korma… Jihee, you go too.”

“Ah, yes!!!”

As mentioned in the previous presidential debate broadcast, Korma was appointed prime minister. And since Jihee is a parachute member of the President’s Secretariat, they couldn’t just make her the Chief of Staff, but she’s just inferior to Korma, but she’s pretty enough to be a model in her own right, so her visuals are the best among the Secretaries.

It will be a little bit of comfort to the kids in the military, where it is hard to see women. Unless you do it openly, they even look at you jingling your dog tag in the bathroom at night.

Anyway, we tear through the dimension and head to our destination, a military base. It’s okay to go to a large place, but even if it’s big, the facilities and other things are good, so even if you go, you have to go smaller than that. Roughly a battalion? Solidarity? That’s about it. It won’t go all the way to the division.

Find a suitable place and visit it. The place I chose was a battalion under the direct control of the division, and after tearing the dimension apart and going near it, I walked leisurely to the front of the unit.

Soon you will see a guard post. And when it becomes visible to the naked eye, the soldier on guard duty reacts and shouts.

“Stop, stop, stop!!! Stop!!!!!!”

Even so, the guard station worker who saw Korma raised his gun and pointed it in this direction and shouted. Originally, it wouldn’t work on guns or anything like that, and even though Jihee was an ordinary person, she had Korma with me, so it was virtually meaningless.

But that wasn’t wrong, because that was the virtue of a soldier. He’s good at his job, but you can’t criticize him for that. Rather, you should give praise.

“So, raise your hands!!! If you move, I’ll shoot!!! Black!!!!”

“Oh, what was it… I’m not familiar with the password.”

“Sir, I will verify your identity.”

As we answered appropriately based on old memories, a guard station worker approached us with a gun pointed at us and checked on us with a trembling face.

I have an ordinary face, and that didn’t change even when I became president, but the type was different, but the base was Korma, and the presence of Jihee, who wore a suit and seemed to say, ‘I’m your secretary,’ made it clear who I was. Since you don’t know my face at all, you will be able to understand the situation quickly.

“Phew, evil emperor. No, are you the president?!”

“Yes, I came to take a quick look at your unit. Please contact me.”

“Chung!!!!! Castle!!!!!!”

“Your voice is loud. And you work well even in unexpected situations. I’ll give you a reward vacation later, so look forward to it.”

“Thank you!!!!!!!”

A soldier’s job is to be alert. There are things I learned while serving in the military not only on Earth but also in other worlds and eras. If you don’t stand your guard, you’ll be screwed as a group.

Since I have the ability to sense, I usually don’t know even if I know in advance, but in the end, I’m often negligent and get screwed while standing on guard. To be honest, it’s normal to be attacked while you’re sleeping. When you think about that, it is highly commendable to keep your guard up.

Eventually, as I entered the unit, a sergeant with a V, a relatively junior officer working at the guard post, came out and saluted me.

“Chuuuuupuupuupupupu outuuupuupuu up out of there)!!!!!”

“Yes, your name is…”

“Sergeant!!! It’s Park Jin-wook!!!!!!!!”

“Oh, okay. First, contact the battalion commander here. I’ll go straight to the kitchen.”

“You mean the kitchen?!”

“I am reforming the military, so the first thing I want to do is improve the children’s feeding. I plan to go and listen to the children’s grievances, so go and tell them anyway. They will only be in the kitchen, so don’t make the children clean the unit for no reason. To be clear, don’t make it difficult.”〈 Br〉

“I understand!!!!!!!”

We went straight up to the kitchen. There was no feeding officer, and the cooks were working hard to prepare today’s lunch menu.

Even though it wasn’t lunchtime yet, the cooks were looking out for something because of the people who came, and soon after spotting Korma, they figured out the situation and belatedly realized who I was.

“Whew, heinous beast!!!!!”

“Brother!!!!”

“Oh, are you a viewer of my broadcast? It turned into a fan meeting unintentionally. Anyway, you look busy, so I’ll help you out. Let’s see, today’s side dish…”

It’s a closed place like the military, so even if the units are different, it’s the same in the end. In the first place, military diets are set separately.

The method of making it and the tools used are the same, so it is standardized to the point that I can start working on it right away even if a considerable amount of time has passed. It is possible that many things have changed in the meantime, but what do you expect from an organization called the military that still uses canteens that taste like Normandy water in the first place?

Since I have to cook a large quantity of food, I use my hands to prepare the ingredients and handle the tasks that require cooking. This is a matter that can be easily handled within me without Korma having to do anything.

The cooks, who suddenly had no work to do, looked puzzled. I pull up a nearby chair and quietly sit down and talk to the kids.

“Okay, guys. Is there anything uncomfortable?”

“Uh, over there…”

“The reason I came out like this today is that I’m trying to reform the military. I came here to change and put an end to all the absurdity, embezzlement, military bribery, and other stupid things. So, if you have any difficulties while working, feel free to talk about it. My brother will cover it for you. .”

Sudden situation. To be honest, the issue was so big that he would understand even if I remained silent, but since there were viewers of my broadcast, he treated me a little more comfortably.

And thanks to that, we were able to talk about various things. Honestly, if there is someone who speaks comfortably, it is easy to collect information.

“Uh… But can I ask for your autograph?”

“Okay, it’s just an autograph. But is there anything else that’s uncomfortable?”

“There are things. First, there are things like seasonings that are lacking, and there are times when the menu suddenly changes due to a lack of ingredients. The biggest problem there is…”

“What’s the problem?”

“Well, there are executives who take food as they please. That’s why.”

“Ah, I know those guys. There was one like that when I was on active duty. I wanted to punch him in the back of the head, but I held back.”

“Brother too?”

“Okay. But who is that bastard?”

“He’s a habitual visitor, and he always comes when there’s fruit in the side dish. But today, there are apples in the side dish, so he’ll definitely come.”

“Really? Then stay. I’ll hide inside for a while, so let’s catch him red-handed.”

“Yes!!!!!”

Everyone but the kid who was watching my broadcast was dumbfounded, but he didn’t seem particularly repulsed by the fact that he was going to kill that bastard because he wasn’t usually well-liked, so instead, he actively moved to lure him into a trap. It is said that a soldier’s main enemy is an official, and it is enough to know what kind of bastard he is.

Perhaps the news was delivered, but apart from that, the battalion commander of this unit did not come. Did you go out somewhere? Instead, Chief Petty Officer Han Geon-ji and the feeding officer, who had been in contact or receiving reports, came up to the kitchen in a huff.

“Loyalty!!!!! Sergeant Kang Yun-ho!!!!!”

“Loyalty!!!! Boss Kim Woon-hyung!!!!”

“Uh, okay. Take a break. Is your boss in charge of child support?”

“Yes!!!! That’s right!!!!!”

“I visited today because of the military reform issue… Where is the battalion commander here?”

“I’m at headquarters for a moment for a division meeting. But please don’t stay in a place like this. Please move to your seat first. It’s not in the kitchen, but in a separate seat in the battalion.”

“It’s okay. Even if I go, I’m not leaving now. I have to do what I have to do and then go down.”

“If you have something to do…”

“It will probably come soon. You, too, stay here.”

Also, a head sergeant and a feeding officer were placed inside the kitchen. Likewise, when they saw Korma waiting on one side, their complexions turned pale and they lowered their heads. Since Korma is also the Prime Minister, he has no choice but to salute and bow, so this is a natural attitude.

Anyway, after waiting a little longer, and it was almost lunchtime, he came up. A sergeant with two Vs. Wearing typical sunglasses, he sauntered up and soon saw the box of apples the kids had left out and picked them up.

“Oh, today’s humus is an apple? Let’s take it, guys?”

“No, Sergeant Lim…”

“Why? You’re going to stay anyway, why are you doing this?”

“No matter what, it’s for the kids to eat, so I don’t think it’s right to take it separately from the rest.”

The cook, who was a viewer of my broadcast, gave the correct answer to the sergeant who was trying to criticize me, probably because I was watching from hiding. However, since he was a soldier who didn’t normally do things like that, especially in his free time, he shot at him as if it was ridiculous.

“No, hey. I don’t usually do that, but is this the damn thing? Do I look easy? I already have more than enough to eat, so is it a problem if I take some?”

“Instead of taking what’s left after the food is served, don’t you take it before the food is served? So when there isn’t enough food, people who come later can’t eat it.”

“Ha, you bastard. Why are you suddenly being so fucking shit today? Hey, hit me in the head.”

“Yes?”

“Fuck your head, you bastard.”

At this point, it was obvious that I was a fool, and the chief nurse and the feeding officer were so miserable that they couldn’t see my face and only blushed while holding back their anger.

Since he was an active criminal and there were all witnesses in the evidence, there was no problem in dealing with it, so I slowly showed myself. The guy who didn’t recognize me because I was alone without Korma looked at me and expressed doubt.

“Hey.”

“Huh? What is it?”

“I’ll take back what you said. Fuck your head, you bastard.”

“What?”

Evil!!!! It’s so much fun to beat the kids, Sergeant!!!!

Congratulations on your voluntary and dishonorable discharge!!!!!