Chapter 1866 – [Visitor From Another Dimension]

They say a valuable guest will arrive in a few months, but not much has changed in Korea. Well, first, there was the Shenless civilization, and there’s nothing to see yet, so I guess it doesn’t feel real.

If you say it’s a month before enlistment, you might think ‘Ah, there’s still a lot of left haha’, but if you think about enlisting tomorrow, all you’ll think is ‘Fuck!!!’.

Even if that’s not the case, there will be people who think it’s not their business. It’s like going about your daily life thinking, “Even if the US president comes, it doesn’t matter to me.” Well, it’s better than making a fuss, so it’s okay.

So the weather gradually gets hotter. The weather in Korea has no middle ground, so even though summer hasn’t really arrived yet, the days are quite hot.

“There are no major problems… Will Jurassic Park be opening soon?”

“I thought it would be better to do it after visiting the Dark Lord Castle, so I postponed the opening. Still, it will probably be able to open at the end of this year.”

“It’s good to take enough time and see if anything is lacking. Be prepared for any eventuality.”

Jurassic Park also has some buildings and facilities built. It happened faster than expected, but there was a lot of help from the Shenless civilization. Otherwise, it wouldn’t take more than a year to build a city level.

That being said, I hope there won’t be any problems before the phantom guy comes… But the ominous feeling hasn’t gone away.

“Do you know it’s a jamboree festival? I’m in trouble now because of that.”

“No, what else…”

“It is a world-class youth event, but various problems and accidents occurred, such as insufficient facilities and equipment on site, nearby convenience stores profiteering, and there were patients and a shortage of medical staff. Upon investigation, we found out that many departments ate up their budgets. .”

“These ten bastards should do the sword dance again.”

“I will investigate everything and arrest every single one of you for embezzlement, father. I don’t know if you repay the entire amount you embezzled, but if I can’t, I will make you a long-term shuttle.”

“The long-term shuttle is really nice.”

“But what about the kids? It’s hot out there, and they don’t have proper facilities, so they’re having a hard time.”

“In the end, the people who embezzled are also our country’s public servants, so it’s our responsibility. Oh, wasn’t there a camping site near Jurassic Park?”

“Oh, can I use it there? But the movement…”

“I’ll tear the dimension apart for you. You’re already exhausted, so if you take a plane, you’ll have a hard time again.”

For now, they decided to handle it that way… If you look at Eve’s records after a brief investigation, there are many things that various departments, such as the Ministry of Gender Equality and Family, the Ministry of Public Administration and Security, the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism, etc. No, fuck it, but why did these people from the Ministry of Gender Equality and Family go on a useless overseas trip like this?

Previously, I said on the air that I would change it, make it clean, and run it even if I didn’t have to completely eliminate it, but that decision is shaky. No, the people’s taxes seem like shit.

Anyway, after I relayed the story and finished preparing here, I moved right away and headed to the jamboree venue. It’s hot, there are no proper facilities or facilities, and there’s a bad smell coming from a portable toilet on one side… No, it’s a place for kids to use, right?

“Hello guys~!!!!”

“Wakamo!!! Wakamo!!!!!”

“Nunaaa!!!!!”

Children from all over the world gather together to make good memories, but the treatment they receive is such that they get angry. No, there would be a participation fee, but these bastards just wasted it somewhere else.

I’ll catch all the bastards involved in this incident and throw them in jail or put them on long-term shuttles. If you become a person, you’ll know what it feels like to have a few internal organs taken out periodically, right?

Because the story had been told in advance, the jamboree members who had packed up their tents and luggage were looking towards us with eyes full of anticipation. If possible, you should cover up bad memories with very good memories so that you don’t remember them, so I hope you enjoy them to your heart’s content.

“You may have already heard the story, but if you go over here, you’ll be heading straight to Isla Nublar!!! It’s Dinosaur Island!!!! We’ll set up a tent, play with the dinosaurs, feed them, and later on we’ll have a barbecue party with dinosaur meat, so everyone looks forward to it!!!!”

“”””Waaaaa!!!!!””””

They say the facilities and equipment are ready, but sudden problems like this require administrative power, which Korma solved. There is no shortage of manpower or anything like that, so don’t worry.

No, really, without Korma, work would have been a million times more difficult. It’s not a joke, there are about a million Korma clones, so the administrative issues that Korma handles are no joke. No matter how Shion or Eve handles the computer part, the analog part is different…

Well, thanks to the Korma charger, I have a hard time at night.

First, through the dimensional rift I created, all the people involved, including the children, moved over there, pitched a tent at the campsite there, and enjoyed a full-scale jamboree. It’s a place where you can hear dinosaur cries at night, so it won’t be a joke.

The weather on Isla Nublar maintains a certain temperature, so there is no problem. Even if a patient arises, if Eden creates purified water, it will be able to cover the situation to some extent, and there will be no one in a place like this who has a disease that cannot be cured with purified water. No, if there is, that means you should have gone to the hospital from the beginning.

I left that to Eden and Korma… I immediately called together the people in charge of the government departments. As it was not meant in a good way, they were shaking like animals going into a slaughterhouse.

“Hey, you bastards. Why are you behaving like that, embezzling in matters related to children?”

“S-sorry…”

“Well, because of the previous disaster, we couldn’t pay attention…”

“Don’t make excuses, you idiots. If the event could have been postponed, it could have been postponed as long as it was done, but everything prepared so far was inadequate and a mess, right? If a problem arises like this, you would have rather asked for support than asking for more budget from the country, right? And after it was over, it was successful. “It’s over!!!”

“No shame in me…”

“That’s it. You guys should think about taking off your clothes and spitting out everything you ate. If you don’t, you know it’s a long-term shuttle, right? If you commit suicide now, it’s your one chance, so think carefully.”

“…”

It seems like the president is urging civil servants to commit suicide, but what is it? I’m thankful they don’t kill me right here and now. Rather, the mercy I show is to provide them with a little way to survive.

Who threatened you to embezzle with a knife? If people take the government’s money because they like it and say they don’t take responsibility, then who will replenish the money? ‘Yes, if you commit suicide, that’s enough~’ I will look after you, so if you commit suicide, that will be the end of it.

After a lot of sword dancing, other departments also got their heads kicked. If they get caught wrong, it would be worse than death, so it seems like they are trying to review the work within the department and do it properly.

This is what it’s like to be one punisher and one punish all others… So, do your best on a regular basis.

The work didn’t end there. The Jamboree side left the kids alone, but as soon as the coverage started, they took the step and there was an incident that made it into the news, if not into the news.

“There is a professor at Seoul National University who gave 0 points to students who did not attend training for reserve forces.”

“Go and catch that bastard right now and punish him. Eve, what is the punishment for that?”

“First, it is basically a sentence of up to 2 years in prison and a fine of up to 20 million won. It is not a serious crime, and it is a first offense, so I think the fine will be around the level.”

“Still, it’s important to punish and draw a red line. What would happen if a person like a professor has a criminal record? Do it.”

“I understand.”

That happens often. I inevitably have to miss school to go to the reserve army, but the professor gives me a disadvantage because of that.

Are they unfinished babies? It’s even more frustrating because it’s at Seoul National University, which Eden attended. No, it was relatively quiet when Eden was attending school, but why did it become such a mess after graduation? It’s only quiet when I’m next to you.

And the work was done like roasting beans in a flash. At the point when all criminal information and records were identified through [Earth’s Bookshelf] And Eve processed them, the judicial system moved fairly quickly and was processed before the end of this month.

Even though it was belated, the court decided that it would be better to re-examine the reserve military students…

-Then I will ask the defendant. Can prospective military students submit test-related materials as evidence for re-examination?

“Yes? That’s…”

-There isn’t one, right? I already looked it all up. If I were to take a retest, there would have to be a different question paper from the previous exam, but I couldn’t find any evidence of that even when I searched through [Earth’s Bookshelf]. Are you giving me a score of 0 without any intention of taking the test again and then going so far as to commit perjury in court? This judge will add the charge of perjury to the defendant.

“Oh, no, judge!!!!! Judge!!!!!!”

The professor, who would have originally been fined, was also sentenced to imprisonment for perjury. Of course, it only lasted about a year at most, but regardless, being a professor who went to prison is no different from the end of one’s life.

Thanks to this, I also became a loser. I’m a professor, and I’m a brat, and if I give a reserve soldier a disadvantage, they’ll get me arrested and put in prison, so even if I’m scared of that, I won’t give them a disadvantage again.

No, it should have been like this from the beginning. Even if you don’t punish them for not doing the work, and it becomes public, if you say, ‘Oh, yes, I’ll cancel it,’ the work will end in vain, so you don’t keep doing it like that. Once you draw a line like this, you will never do it again, even if you are afraid of punishment.

For now, it seems like the matter has been roughly concluded… But it reminds me of the famous line from the movie that there is still one step left.

“No, fuck. What is it again this time?”

“It’s a queer festival.”

“Why is that?”

“It’s a festival, and they’re putting on a show of exposure while talking about the rights of sexual minorities.”

“No, what kind of crazy…”

I don’t really care about that. In the first place, I could transition between a man and a woman and was bisexual at the same time, so in a way, it was safe to say that there was no sexual minority on earth worse than me.

Homosexuality and same-sex marriage? You can get it signed separately later and submit it to me officially. Before there is any backlash from the religious community, love has no boundaries. As sensibilities and common sense have changed between the past and the present, doctrines such as the ban on homosexuality are outdated and must be changed.

No, we are still in the process of changing the law from decades ago because it does not apply to today, but is it true that it is a religious doctrine from hundreds of years ago? When times change, you need to be able to adapt to them.

But apart from that, no matter how much you think about it, it is not an exposure show. No, what on earth does homosexuality have to do with nudity?

If you think about it, I am also a sexual minority, and if this ideological issue is not suppressed in the beginning, it will flare up again later, so I had to deal with it myself. Otherwise, it will spread like an oppressed religion, saying that people who die are martyrs and whatnot.

Soon I headed to Seoul Plaza where the festival was held. The place right in front of the city hall was a place with a lot of floating population, and in such a square, there was someone who was showing excessive exposure by wearing strange clothes that barely covered or obscured important parts, but emphasized them.

[Hey you ten birds. Are you not wearing your clothes properly?]

Although I was flying in the sky, I felt like no one would listen if I just spoke, so I spoke with determination. The eyes of the people in the square immediately turn to me.

“Whew, it’s a bad thing!!!!”

“President…!!!”

“Why did you come here… Ah.”

People were puzzled by my sudden visit, but after looking back at what I had said and the people I had exposed, they understood why I had come. No, it’s really awesome to see all the exposed kids, regardless of gender.

[I’m not going to tell you not to hold festivals like the religious world, but you have to protect what you have to protect. Is it okay to expose people in a way that makes others feel uncomfortable in a public square where everyone else walks by? If you dress normally and don’t touch it, correct it.]

However, perhaps because they were gathered together as a group and there were idiots with twisted ideologies and ideas mixed in, someone protested and shouted.

“Offense? What are you saying that homosexuals are unpleasant now!!!!”

“We have the freedom to love anyone!!!!! The president who persecutes sexual minorities should step down!!!!!”

What makes me angry is that people who were incited by a small group of people who say that even crayfish are on the side of crabs have turned against me and turned against me because they thought I was persecuting sexual minorities.

Even if he didn’t think I wouldn’t be able to kill people in front of city hall in broad daylight, he probably thought I wouldn’t at least kill everyone gathered at the festival. The correct answer is that I don’t want to kill all the people gathered for the festival, but…

“Yes!!!! Love is great!!!!!”

“This is not exposure!!! This is a protest!!!! Legalize same-sex marriage!!!!!”

“Please apologize for making hate speech!!!!!!”

What the fuck are these bastards sane?

There are a lot of people gathered together and saying things like that in front of me, but if you kill a few people, they will disperse. But what I don’t want to do is that if I kill those who say things like that, they will rebel and climb back.

If you’re going to do it, do it legally and have a justification. Even when I reformed the Republic of Korea through violence and murder, the reason why my approval rating was so high was because I had a cause for it. But they have no other sins other than exposing themselves, and is even exposure worth dying for? If you ask me what I did, it was a misdemeanor.

It may be morally problematic, but at least it is not at the level of parents who abandoned their children for nearly 20 years and then turned up after being offered compensation. Rather, it was a bothersome problem because it was too ambiguous.

[No, the reason I said I was displeased was because I saw things I didn’t want to see, beyond things like sexual minorities and homosexuals. Isn’t it obviously unpleasant to see someone else’s body exposed or naked, even though I didn’t say I wanted to see it?]

“Where is the heterosexual playing with her mouth!!!!!”

[…

Ah, I’m so mad at this point.

It’s not all, but it’s the extreme side… So, PC loyalists and the like were caught in the middle, instigating and protesting. People like that only believe what they want to hear, so persuasion is impossible.

In that case, logic itself must be destroyed. If you think I’m heterosexual and draw a line, it’s okay to come out.

[Heterosexual? What? Straight? These bastards!!!!!]

I immediately manipulated my body and changed gender. The skeleton changes and twists, and the hair grows longer.

People were astonished when she suddenly went from a well-known bust to a beautiful woman with big breasts who gave birth easily. Honestly, who would have thought that their gender would change right before their eyes?

[I can switch between men and women and am bisexual in both genders? If there is a sexual minority who is worse than me, who is a perfect bisexual, please come out!!!!!!]

A bastard who has only experienced one gender makes fun of her by being gay and all?!

At least try becoming a transgender!!!!!