Chapter 1867 – [Visitor From Another Dimension]

The people at the queer festival, or more precisely, the PC loyalists hiding among them, were the culprits, but they all looked confused and didn’t know what to do.

I, who had a strong impression of being a man, or rather had only the impression of being a man, instantly changed into a woman before my eyes. It was difficult to deny that the change was instantaneous, and the breasts and hips were clearly those of a woman. To be honest, he was too big to be called a man.

… I was worried that she was wearing no bra because she was a man and suddenly changed, but let’s leave that aside for a moment. Because that’s not what’s important right now.

[What is heterosexual? I am also a sexual minority. As you say, love is great, so it doesn’t matter who you love, so they would have seriously considered things like same-sex marriage if you collected signatures later. While suppressing opposition from the religious community. But what the fuck now? Things that are so extreme that you can hear PC noise?]

“Uh…”

[Again, I’m offended because I see exposure that I didn’t ask to see, not because you’re gay. You may have the freedom to take off your clothes, but I also have the freedom not to see what I don’t want to see, right? If you don’t want to be an asshole with a perfect bisexual punch, get dressed right now. Implementation.]

“…”

Logic is shattered. Making more noise and protesting is just unreasonable.

Everything they said was true because I was heterosexual and a man. However, since the premise itself has been shattered, there is no choice but to either follow along or rebel and end up blowing and not even getting sympathy votes.

Fortunately, perhaps because I showed them something shocking, they restrained themselves and those who exposed themselves found clothes that they could wear. Accordingly, this incident is roughly concluded.

No, but I said let’s keep quiet and maintain our dignity, but I can’t even do that. Do I care about crime or anything like that? I’m really mad.

When I returned to the Blue House after work, Jihee looked at me with dilated eyes and asked.

“Uncle…? Could you turn into a woman?”

“Ah.”

Now that I think about it, I came out of anger, but is this going to be a problem? I hope there isn’t as much of a fuss as possible.

One thing that was fortunate was that the exposure incident at the queer festival was covered up by my coming out, so interest quickly waned. However, it became quite noisy because the video of me being a self-tseller spread along with someone else’s video.

-What? Is it 1/2 of a bad luck?

-Yapappa Woongmyoikcheon~.

-Hey guys, kids these days don’t know Ranma.

-Shifu,,,The legend of TS water was,,,,Ranma,,,!!!

-But it’s so fucking big.

-ㄹㅇ, the bust is so big.

– Haha, I know who Eden looks like.

-No, even if I look like my mom, I wonder where that Big Jjijji came from. If that’s the case, I can understand it.

Hehe, Maman the evil deity…

-It must be President Maman.

-Oh my god!!!! He is the world’s first bisexual president who can transition between genders!!!!!

-This is the first high school, and is there anyone who can break that record? LOL

Still, the reaction isn’t bad.

On the one hand, it is fortunate. As if sexual minorities were not claiming human rights for nothing, there was no one who expressed their disapproval by claiming that it was that group.

And in the midst of a situation where the topic was burning, Eden appeared with a broadcast cam. It seems that the plan is to use this incident as a broadcast material.

“Oh, Dad. You came out?”

“It just so happens that the PC junkies are so fucking ugly.”

“If it were me, I would have avoided it because it was dirty. But my dad is a sexual minority, so I guess he has nothing to say.”

“If you had said it anyway, there would have been no justification. At that time, I could have beaten you and made you listen.”

If there is a justification, it is okay to work a little more aggressively. That’s probably why people put me in the position of president. And at the same time, I can create such public opinion by creating people who support me.

Anyway, Eden’s broadcast cam was still running. Since I haven’t returned to being a man yet, viewers will be seeing me as a woman.

-Hey, President’s sister…

-Oh, it’s a husky female voice that’s really nice to listen to. ASMR crap.

-The world’s first bisexual president!!!!

-No, but is it real that you are changing gender? It’s crazy.

-It’s its own TS!!!!

-But how does that happen? I also want to become a TS girl with big breasts!!!!

“The reason I can change into a woman is that I am not bound by physical limitations. And as I live through reincarnation, I remember that there were times when I was born as a woman, so I can at least change my gender.”

-But when a deformed person becomes a real woman, she is an ordinary beauty.

-The fact that the eyes look bad is actually an attractive point.

-A big breasted older sister with decadent beauty that looks like she would stop a man to death… Hehe.

-Dog!!!! Fuck!!!! Possible!!!!!

-Uh-huh, on the outside she looks like a beauty with big breasts and pelvic degeneration, but on the inside she’s a bust, so if you make a mistake, you’ll die.

“I wonder if these bastards only care about appearances… Anyway, I’m going to change them into men. I’ve changed from a man now, so it’s annoying to be without a bra.”

-Mmm!!!!!!

-No bra now!!!!!!!

-Wow, the shape was somehow different.

-Please continue to be a woman, brother, no sister!!!!!!

“You might think this is better. To be honest, I don’t think female cams would be more popular than drab male broadcasts. But I’m more used to male shows… And I’m living this episode as a male.”

-Then shouldn’t I just change into a woman when broadcasting?

-Then the number of subscribers will increase even more than now.

-ㄹㅇ, even if cooking broadcasts were broadcast like in the past, the number of subscribers would have jumped several times more.

“There are a lot of people who just have a brain in their lower body.”

“Dad, is it on your chest?”

“Uh huh, you’re not saying that about breasts that you breastfed as a baby.”

“Ah!!!!!! What should I do if I tell you about my dark history!!!!!”

-?

-?

-What did you just say? The chest is breastfeeding…?

-No, even if you are a woman, do you still produce breast milk?

“Gender change is possible, so is it strange that breast milk comes out?”

-That’s true, but…

-It’s not floating feeding, it’s floating feeding like breastfeeding.

-Well, breast milk… Possible.

“Eden was a big eater from a young age, so Zion’s breastfeeding wasn’t enough for her. So I raised her by breastfeeding her.”

“Ah!!!!! I keep telling you not to talk about that!!!!”

This is a punishment for trying to use my father as a broadcast subject as soon as I came out.

Well, when I turned into a woman, I was quite a beauty, so that alone made me quite popular. No, among the heads of state such as the current president and prime minister, there is no head of state like me who turned into a woman, right?

Of course, if you go to dimensional civilization, the story is different. There are absolute classes like Gray and Phantom, so the high level of appearance is unique.

I responded to the chat for a while… Then suddenly a chat came up that reminded me of something I had forgotten.

-But it looks similar to the disfigured TS and the Santa girl.

“… Ah.”

-What is this? Is the chest reaction strange?

-Despicable sister!!!! What is your relationship with Santa Girl!!!!!

“Okay, that’s it for today’s broadcast!!!!”

-Oh!!! Run away!!!!

Come to think of it, I was known to the world as a Santa girl. One good thing is that no one sees her as the same person as she is blonde and looks a bit different when she is a Santa girl.

After finishing the broadcast in a hurry, I had to prepare an excuse for that. To just say that they are similar people could actually spread rumors… No, what should I say?

“Oh, I got a call from Jongseong.”

“Uh…”

“Perhaps when my father saw me as a woman, he immediately thought I looked like a Santa girl?”

“I don’t know how to explain it to her.”

“Then leave it to me. I will handle it!!!”

“… You’re not trying to do anything strange, are you?”

“Then what good idea do you have?”

“There isn’t one, but…”

So I decided to leave it to Eden. He must be talking so confidently because he has something on his mind.

Eventually, Eden received a call from Jongseong and could hear his voice mixed with various emotions. He was able to understand Jongseong’s reaction because it was related to someone he liked.

-Hey, over there, Eden. Did I just watch your broadcast? Maybe…

“Is this something to do with Santa Girl?”

-Uh, so… It’s not what I think, is it?

“Well, what do you think it is?”

-So, Santa Girl is… Actually…

“Yes!!!! That’s right!!!! Santa Girl is actually…!!!!!”

Soon, Eden hit the brakes right in front of the cliff and drifted. Excuse was so talented that even I was impressed.

“Santa Girl is actually my half-sister!!!!!”

-… Huh?

“What, have you been imagining something strange? That Santa Girl’s identity was actually my dad.”

-No, that’s true, but um, uh… Really? Santa Girl was your older sister?

“My dad is a reincarnation, so besides me, I have other sisters and brothers. Don’t you think any of them are active in dimensions or have become transcendents? They’re my dad’s children, right?”

-Oh, is that so?

“The reason Santa suddenly appeared in the past was because of my dad’s connections. My Santa girl told me that her Santa and her grandfather worked together, so he came to visit me.”

-Ah… Now that I think about it, it seems like you and Santa Girl have some similarities.

“The resemblance is ultimately because I resemble my father. Just as I resemble my mother, isn’t it strange that my father’s daughter, Santa Girl, resembles my TS father?”

-That’s right. Yes, thank you for telling me, Eden. But why didn’t you tell me until now?

“It’s only this time that my dad came out to TS, but even if I say, ‘Santa Girl… She’s a disfigured daughter,’ it’s not persuasive to the point where I don’t even get my juices flowing. Moreover, considering what my dad does, it’s better not to get involved with Santa Girl. It’s better.”

Persuasive…!!!!!

They are the same person to deny, they are too similar, so even if you can’t say they are strangers, you can make an excuse by saying they are family, that is, a father-daughter relationship.

The important thing is that Santa Girl is treated as a separate person, not the same person as me. If it is discovered that I am a Santa girl, it will cause many problems and the children’s innocence will also be destroyed.

Of course, even now, hearing that Santa Girl’s father is me may destroy my childhood, but at least it’s better than saying that I am the person involved. The fact that a man who beats and kills people as he gets older is actually Santa’s assistant, Santa Girl, who distributes gifts to children every Christmas, cannot even be compared to a scandal.

“Originally, I tried to hide it, but this time it happened… Oh, but apart from that, Santa Girl got married? I don’t want you to be like that bully guy from NTR, right?”

-No, that never happened in the first place?!

“I’m glad I’ve put my mind in order to some extent. Anyway, see you next time. I’ll contact you again.”

In addition to the children’s innocence, I also protected Jongseong’s memories of his first love… And as Eden’s excuse, I decided to push forward by pretending that Santa Girl was my daughter. It would be better for many people that way.

Afterward, I also told the story to the inn. In fact, it was much more persuasive to say that I was a separate person, even a father-daughter relationship, than to think of myself as a Santa girl, and it was easy to hide the truth because I had an image of myself.

… No, isn’t it a more realistic story to have a family relationship than to say that the guy who kills people and the symbol of childhood who gives gifts to children are the same person?

“I didn’t want to talk about it as much as possible, but there are people who noticed… Actually, Santa Girl is my daughter. To be exact, she is Eden’s half-sister from my previous life.”

-The shocking truth is finally being revealed!!!!!

-Santa Girl’s big boobs were in her family!!!!!

-If you think like that, Eden, Nunna, Santa Girl, and the Terror Emperor (TS) are all such a big deal.

-Yukryeol Mamma Tongfugi is gone.

-You idiots!!!! I’m being sued by the president!!!!!

“Anyway, I didn’t tell you until now because I wanted to keep it a secret that I am the father of the Santa girl who gives out presents to the kids. A child’s sins may become the parents’ sins, but the parents’ sins do not become the children’s sins, so draw a line if possible. Please do it.”

-Can I move in with my Santa Girl sister during Christmas later?

“I don’t broadcast during Christmas because I want to spend time with my family. It must have been like that last year, right?”

-Ah, what a shame.

– ㄹㅇ, if Santa Girl and Santa Claus appear, a lot of kids will see them.

-Older brother!!!! Please change to sister!!!!

“I can do it, but not for free. If you want to see it, you can at least do it.”

-Ah hahathe ultra-beautiful and big-breasted president can’t stand it haha

-Exactly, this month’s salary goes in!!!!!

“You crazy bastards, don’t overdo it!!!!!”

It’s good to receive it because all the profits are being put into the national treasury, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to receive it to the extent that it causes problems for viewers’ livelihoods. No, these guys don’t know the extent.

Anyway, this is how this incident ended. I think it’s fortunate that it ended smoothly and without much fuss.

And then… The time came for him to come. The whole reason I’ve been so busy doing things and getting things done is because of that bastard, so I’m planning on giving him a lot of shit when he comes.

“Uncle Phantom is coming!!!!!”

“That’s right. Dad, I’m looking forward to it too.”

“Dad, are you just thinking about picking on your uncle?”

“That bastard’s dark history will be exposed on the official broadcast. Something like, ‘My mom is annoying me because I have four.'”

“I won’t tell you not to do it, but do it in moderation. If you get a debris collision energy generator, you won’t have to worry about electricity in Korea for the next 100 years, so you should get that.”

No, I’ll take it if you give it to me, and since we’re friends, I won’t go so far as to cross the line… But still.

Are expensive things important? It’s important to also fuck the friend who fucked me!!!!!