Chapter 1991 – [Death Scandal]

I’m just saying this just in case, but the fact that I changed my gender itself is not a problem. In the past, I came out about being able to change gender a long time ago because of people doing things like queer festivals. Did you forget that Jongseong lied about being father and daughter with Santa Girl to protect his innocence?

But apart from that, I was deeply troubled. I went on vacation with the understanding of my family, but honestly, I feel embarrassed because I can’t just go back just because I was caught in such a situation.

Going into a bathroom somewhere, switching genders, then coming back out and getting people’s attention… No, that wouldn’t work. No matter how ordinary people thought I was as a man and not an asshole, there was no way I could hide the problem at first because I knew it already existed.

What should I say? If you use the stealth skill before attacking, it works, but when you attack, the stealth is released, and you are targeted, so it feels like it doesn’t work even if you use the stealth skill again?

Moreover, there were some people who just didn’t actively talk to me and followed me around because they knew I was a bad guy. I was wondering what to do, but I just chalked it up to being caught early and decided to just ignore it and enjoy my holiday. I decided to just leave something that was already known to people there.

Anyway, my whereabouts will be known to the people who follow me. So, it would be better for me to turn on the room and just broadcast. It doesn’t matter if you’re on holiday since you’re free to move around anyway.

The broadcasting equipment is a problem, but that can be done with a phone. There was no need to worry about traffic problems caused by tens of millions of viewers as Sion or Eve would take care of it.

“Oh, it’s me.”

-Hey, maman…

-Wow, wet baby.

-What is it? Even though I didn’t do it, why is the Emperor a woman today?

-I don’t know… But I won’t give you the answer you want…

-Hyeongje goes out and turns into a woman on the subway and breastfeeds the child. I saw this posted on Instagram.

-Show me what you saw!!!!

“It’s because I just happen to do that. To be honest, raising a child is difficult, but when I think about the fact that the child will cry and that it’s a public place and I have to worry about what other people think, I can’t stay still.”

-My older sister kills some people, but she has a very kind nature.

-Good breasts too.

“Hey, you bastards. Don’t just talk about your breasts!!!”

-So why are you broadcasting today?

“Originally, I was just going to come out quietly, eat and hang out, and then go back in, but I decided to just brush it all off and just do a mukbang. That’s because I’m a woman, so I’ve changed now. But the fact that I got hunted just now is a bit weird.”

-It’s my 60th birthday the day after tomorrow haha

-You don’t even know the face of a disfigured person?

-When you’re a woman, you may be so pretty that men think you’re a dick, so they forget about you.

-Persuasive…!!!

“Anyway, it’s the weekend, and today we’ll be drinking in broad daylight!!! Let’s go!!!!”

Soon I entered the traditional market, which was my destination today. Since there is a food alley, there are also restaurants that have been in business for a long time, so a delicious smell wafts in the air.

First, find a store with a pungent, spicy smell. It smelled like grilled fish, so it was a store that mainly sold fish dishes, but when I took a quick look, I noticed something that looked like stewed fish. Is that cutlassfish that went in?

Braised cutlassfish is good… Spicy and spicy stewed cutlassfish is just like a rice thief and a drink thief. After eating, if you mix rice with the stew, it’s perfect.

He goes into the store and orders right away. Since it’s a mukbang + drinking room, we also drink alcohol even though it’s broad daylight.

“Boss, please give me one stewed cutlassfish, one assorted grilled fish, and a bottle of soju. The red one.”

-No, really, I started drinking in broad daylight haha

-But if you become a bad emperor, you won’t even get drunk.

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ

There is such a thing as atmosphere, atmosphere. And if you reduce your physical functions as much as possible, you will get drunk. Just for that, you have to drink alcohol by the box.

The food I ordered came out quickly. Fish such as mackerel, cutlassfish, and gulbi, seasoned with salt and grilled until golden brown, and even boiling cutlassfish stewed in a hot earthen pot and simmered with a lot of red pepper powder. It wasn’t a difficult time, but it was a sight that made you feel like you could eat a few drinks just by looking at it.

I briefly looked at the dish on my cell phone. It is not a fish that everyone likes and dislikes, but it is a fish that can be eaten often and is familiar, so unless you dislike fish itself, it will stimulate your appetite.

-Ugh.

-Ah!!! I suddenly crave fish!!!!!

-I like fish too, but it’s a hassle to remove the bones… I enjoy eating it, but if I pick a bone and chew it, it makes me feel bad, so I don’t eat it much.

“There’s a kid who can’t bone a fish. It can’t be helped. I’ll teach you how to eat delicious fish today.”

-Isn’t she your older sister now?

-It’s not my sister, it’s Mamang…

“Shut your mouth.”

I skillfully deboned several grilled fish using only chopsticks. So only boneless meat remains that is easy to eat.

If you put it on top of a spoon with a spoonful of rice and eat it with the thick, oily, savory, and salty fish meat… Ugh!!!

“Hey, I’m craving alcohol. Soju, soju.”

Crack! He opens a bottle of soju and drinks it out of the bottle instead of pouring it into a glass. You shouldn’t drink this from a soju glass because it tastes tantalizing.

Although it is a diluted soju with no taste, it goes down well as a side dish. Viewers reacted well to that sight as if they were being terrorized.

-This sister is definitely an old man who eats it haha.

-No, someone blows soju from a bottle with that look.

-Simmered cutlassfish too!!! Eat stew!!!!!

“Oh, that’s right. Braised cutlassfish. You have to eat it before it cools down. Actually, since this is so salty, I left it for a while, so I could eat it grilled first.”

If you eat something lightly seasoned and then eat something mild, it won’t taste as good. So I left it for a while, but it’s still hot, probably because I left it in an earthen pot.

I took a piece of cutlassfish out of the earthen pot and peeled the flesh. The braised cutlassfish, in which the seasoning of the stew has soaked into the flesh, is salty and spicy, so it goes well with rice and alcohol in its own way.

Then, in addition, take out the radishes that were in the earthen pot. Of course, if you boil it, it’s stupid. How delicious is radish soaked in stewed seasoning.

“Hey, take a look.”

-Ajaeyo…

-Oh, I don’t treat you like a joke.

“You guys are not affectionate. And since I’m an old man, what’s wrong with making a joke like an old man?”

-The visuals are good, but the bullshit is haha

-This is our president…

“What’s wrong with this? Hey, aren’t there people who make a living thanks to me?”

-Thanks to Jurassic Park, our company is prospering by selling dinosaur products, bro!!!

-There are a lot of jobs created by evil spirits.

-The Garden of Eden has been a given since ancient times, and Jurassic Park, the Magic Engineering District, and the space development project… No, there will be more if you look for them, but just pick the ones that come to mind.

-Creating jobs!!! Economic growth!!!

“Look. As for the economic problem… Oh, we’re out of alcohol. Boss, here’s another bottle of soju!!!”

I quickly emptied a bottle of alcohol and ordered it, and the lady brought me some soju. At the same time, she said that it was a good situation for her to interfere since she came alone and was drinking alcohol in broad daylight.

“Miss, are you broadcasting?”

“Yes? Oh, yes.”

“Oh my, no matter how much it’s on TV, if you drink in broad daylight, it’ll be bad. If you look fine.”

“No, it’s because working is a bit difficult and bothersome. It’s hard to rest properly, so I need to rest when I can.”

“Is broadcasting that difficult?”

“No, broadcasting is not a job, it’s more like a hobby. Actually, I’m a civil servant.”

“A civil servant? Oh, you’re just a civil servant, and you’re broadcasting to promote yourself, right? If you look at the pretty lady, she must be popular.”

“There are quite a few.”

It seemed like she didn’t know that I was the president. Even if she knows that I can change my gender to a woman, she often doesn’t know unless I tell her. It’s not like she wears glasses or a mask because she’s a celebrity, so even if you meet her on the street, you’ll pass her by.

Who would think that someone, even a celebrity, would come to the store and drink in broad daylight? You might think that they are just similar people. If I were to be characteristically pretty without anyone similar to Eden, I might be pretty, but I’m a relatively human category.

Thanks to this, it unintentionally became something like a hidden camera, so the reaction from viewers became exciting. Chats also start to pop up.

– Haha, you are a civil servant.

-He is just the king of civil servants.

-Broadcasting is aimed at promoting things with almost no commercial purpose, so isn’t it a civil servant streamer?

-ㄹㅇㅋ.

-It is true that the work is difficult haha

-I didn’t lie.

As we started talking, the ladies started chatting… Oh, of course, from the outside, that kind of chatter continued. A few of the customers who were there at the time had left, and those who came into the store knowing that I was an evil emperor were just eating quietly and didn’t place any orders, so the lady sat down and chatted.

“But you’re right, young lady. And you’re a civil servant? I don’t think there’s much of an age difference between you and my son. Would you like to take a look?”

“Oh, mother, I look young because I’m young. I’m married. I have a child.”

-The kid is 30.

-She is the eldest daughter. She is one of the top 3 pretty girls on the planet, a streamer with billions of subscribers, one of the most famous talents, and the Garden of Eden earns trillions in annual revenue.

-Eden wants to marry Nunna.

-When I think of the chest and arm bulge, I think, ‘Father!!! ‘Give me your daughter!!’ Rather than ‘Give me your daughter!!!’ Wouldn’t ‘Give me your father!!!’ Be more effective.

-LOL Anyway, bigamy is a bigamy.

-Uh? Is that so?

-She’s pretty when she’s a woman. Big breasts. Has ability. Lots of money. His occupation is also a civil servant (president).

-What? Why are there all the popular elements?

-Instead, my wife is a murderer.

-Hmm… Possible.

What is possible with this bastard.

Still, it was fun and chatting. Even though I’m not drunk yet, is it because I’m in a lighter mood after drinking?

Anyway, I’m done with part 1 and moving on to part 2. This time, I went to a jokbal restaurant and ordered pork trotters and makguksu to enjoy the soft jokbal and sour makguksu.

“Wow, the pig’s feet are delicious. I’ll pack some for Eden to give to when we go later.”

-I’m craving pig’s feet!!!

-I just ate, why am I hungry!!!!

“The problem is that pig’s feet are expensive these days. The price of this product is only going up and not going down… Oh, it may be falling to some extent because Lulu is slowing down distribution.”

-ㅇㅇ, looking at what the distributors are doing, direct transaction would be better.

-Siipal, farmers say they rot because they don’t sell it, but we can’t eat it because it’s expensive!!!!

When I think about it, it’s been a while since I’ve broadcast something completely private like this since I became president. Usually, I broadcast when I want to promote a policy or inform others, so it felt much lighter to broadcast while purely communicating with viewers.

Anyway, behind the Jokbal restaurant, there is a Bindaetteok restaurant. Bindaetteok, made by frying ground mung beans until crispy in pork fat, goes great with pickled onions and soy sauce. Oh, of course, the drink I’m drinking this time is makgeolli.

The crunchy texture of the bindaetteok and the texture of the mung beans that crumble when you chew them. There’s even a complaint there. Since it’s an oily dish, the soy sauce pickled onions wash it away, so it seems like it’ll keep going.

This is a delicious bindaetteok restaurant. It is good because the dough contains a high proportion of mung beans. I guess I can just buy the dough later and bake it at home.

-Brother, don’t just eat Bindaetteok, try saying something.

-It’s cold here…

-Don’t just eat, tell interesting stories!!!!

“Fun story? Oh, now that I think about it, I came out today without thinking about turning into a woman, so I’m now no-brain.”

-!!!!!!!!!!

-This isn’t fun, it’s dirty!!!!!!!

-Much Big Chichi More.

-Yes, yes.

After setting my physical function to the minimum and going to the third round, I also felt a little drunk. It’s been a while since I’ve had a drink like this, so I think it was worth going out even if there were a few incidents.

Then, a viewer came in midway and expressed doubt when he saw me in the middle of filming the Bindaetteok mukbang.

-What? Why is the devil a woman? Who is doing this?

-Newbie welcome.

-Do you not know?…

“The news is late. Did you take a nap because it was the weekend? Anyway, since I’m a woman, it’s probably posted on Instagram or some site, so take a quick look around.”

Hehe, Maman the evil deity…

-Giving baby milk is a real mother.

-But how does milk come out? Are you pregnant?

“Hey, you little bastard, it’s possible to change gender, but does it matter if you don’t get milk? Who do you think raised Eden, who has been a glutton since he was a baby, by breastfeeding?”

-The shocking truth revealed here!!!!!!

-Floating feeding like breastfeeding!!!!

– Well, considering that I eat snow, I think I would have been insufficient as a mother-in-law even when I was a baby.

Perhaps because that story came out, the topic also shifted to that direction. On the other hand, although I am physically young, I am mentally old, so I may come across as an old-timer, but I have a lot to say about today’s social culture and perspectives.

“Looking at the baby, they don’t help him easily when he’s crying, and on the contrary, many people see it as a nuisance. They didn’t grow up without crying as babies. They don’t know if their parents are neglecting them, but they try to comfort them, but when you look at it from that perspective… It’s a really complicated idea. I heard it.”

-ㅇㅇ, Korea is a difficult country to raise a child.

-Even this is much better than before after my brother became president.

“I wish we could live in a society where parents scold and teach their children well, and children are welcomed by those around them. Oh, and since I had children, there was also a birth rate problem.”

-No, really, a murderer?

-I’m curious about what Hyeongjae can do to improve the birth rate problem.

-Something like mandatory childbirth?

-It seems like the Romanian dictator implemented it and was shot down.

“Hey, I’m not crazy, and I don’t try to do something important like the birth rate issue like that. In the first place, people aren’t animals, so if you tell them to have a baby, do they obediently have a baby?”

-If that happens, impeachment will be announced.

-But my brother can’t do that.

“First, one of the things I have in mind is a reward. When a child becomes an adult, I give the child’s parents something like an elixir to express my gratitude for raising one of the country’s citizens in a healthy manner. Then, they will be able to raise the child and be healthy for the rest of their lives. Isn’t it possible?”

-Oh, that’s not bad either.

-But why does the child have to become an adult? Why not just give it to you when you have a baby?

“I’m afraid there will be some bitches who only receive elixirs after giving birth and don’t know anything about me. Just think about why children can’t get insurance.”

-Well, kids can’t sign up for death insurance or anything like that.

-Fuck you.

“Anyway, I also think the birth rate issue is important. In order to solve it, we need to prepare in advance for various policies and problems that will arise in the future… It is not a problem that can be solved in one or two years, so it cannot be implemented. It’s just that this term will probably be difficult.”

-If this term does not work, there will be another term.

-The next term as well.

-The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well. The next term as well.

“You bastards!!!! How long are you going to tease me?!”

-Until my sister dies.

-Ah haha, you are a reincarnation anyway, so even after you are reincarnated, come visit me and become president haha.

“… Anyway, I’ll try my best, so I hope people have more children.”

However, there was someone among the viewers who said something that bothered me. No, it was a remark that was annoying, but it was true, and I couldn’t say anything about it.

-But if you’re going to do something about the birth rate, shouldn’t Emperor Hung take the lead first?

-ㄴ?

-Because of bigamous marriage, he has several wives and only one child, Eden. Even if you add Eve, there are only two.

-Is that so? If an ordinary couple has two children, they are considered patriots, but the Emperor has only two wives, right?

It’s a relative matter. Just as 1 million won to an ordinary person and 1 million won to a conglomerate have different values ​​even if they are the same amount of money, I also fall below the average when it comes to birth rate.

Even if you have two children, you have multiple wives… Even if you gave birth to at least one child, wouldn’t it be normal to have a few?

No, but children who are transcendental or transcendental have a long lifespan, so even if they plan children over time, people like Jihee and Ana who belong to the human axis have plans for children. I’m just taking my time because I’m not in a hurry.

… I felt like the birth rate policy issue would be blocked by my personal problems before I could proceed.

If you proceed here, you will be in trouble!!!!!