Chapter 2031 – [Dimensional Refugee Uproar Causing a Typhoon!!!]

As content for elf refugees, we first decided to tour the elf village created in the Garden of Eden.

The sight of the giant tree growing long and the elves living inside the tree with its empty interior was very mysterious and nice. I wonder how a tree can be so hollow and still be okay, but Keter’s words were very persuasive.

[It’s just a huge bamboo.]

“Oh, it wouldn’t be strange if it were empty inside.”

It was a place we had seen while the elves were migrating, so it was a cross-cultural street for those who watched it on TV. Itaewon on a dimensional level? It was roughly like that.

Shenaresto, a neutral city of the Shenles civilization, had a similar atmosphere, but it was different in that it was a village of a famous and romantic race called elves, located inside a landmark facility in Korea called the Garden of Eden.

People’s eyes light up as they see countless elves walking around and doing activities. It wasn’t just the beauty of the elf women, but also the response of female viewers to the elf men. The highlight was the sight of the elf men squeezing ratna oil using an old-fashioned press.

“Push!!!!”

“Hmm!!!!”

Although they are slim, the elves have stronger muscles than human men, turning them like bolts in a screw and squeezing oil out of Ratna. It’s not a job worth doing with clothes on, so I take off my clothes and my sturdy, sweaty upper body is exposed.

In fact, it was a job that could be done by machine, but they deliberately insisted on doing it that way. To be honest, if something that is sensitive to temperature, like oil, is squeezed by machine, the taste may deteriorate… Moreover, if you make it that way, you can sell it at a higher price later with a premium attached.

Female viewers also react to the appearance of a male elf, not a female elf. In particular, it is a quite provocative sight, so the response is good.

-Elf Oppa Chizzi Party!!!!!

-Hey, I’m not gay…

-Isn’t that Ratna? Was it possible to make oil with that?

“In the future, this elf village will be opened to the public. But not now. Because they have not yet studied Earth and are not prepared.”

-Open the door right now!!!!!!!

-Elf village? Fuck no one can stop me!!!!!!!

“They said they’ll open it later. So hold on for now.”

-No, how can you tolerate an elf?

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋ.

It shows the scene of the elf village and shows the ratna and other crops they are growing.

The specialty of elves is that they are perfect at growing crops due to their unique affinity for nature. Although it is not comparable to Luveana like Kether, it is at least much more capable than humans, so it can fully demonstrate its abilities in the Garden of Eden.

“Elves are naturally good gardeners and farmers. They can more easily grow crops that are cumbersome or difficult to harvest even if they were grown in the Garden of Eden. Perhaps supplying elixirs in the future as a policy to support birth rates is also possible without the burden of Keter. I will.”

-I? Min.

-ㄹㅇThey are at the level of professional manpower.

-Hey, elf snowflakes…

-So hurry up and open the elf village!!!!!!

“No, please give the elves some time to get used to it. You guys are in the middle of moving and organizing your belongings, so do you want me to come in and waste your time?”

-That’s right haha.

-So when does it open?

“For now, I plan to wait at least half a year. It may take longer depending on the situation here. However, the elves will be allowed to go out before the official opening, so you will be able to see them on the streets.”

-I want to see the elf.

-You’re watching it now.

-No, I want to see it in real life!!!!!

It was an elven village with mostly natural objects, but that didn’t mean there wasn’t electronic devices or anything like that. Rather, I was a little surprised at how well Team Twilight enjoyed the benefits of civilization and was good at handling things like TV and smartphones.

Even natural people living in the mountains of Hagisa cannot live in complete isolation. Would a person from the Middle Ages be able to adapt if they were told to go back to the way they were before after living in modern civilization?

After looking around the elf village for a while, we had planned a meal. Sadly, I didn’t try my hand at cooking, but Eden made it herself, and because the eater was an elf, the diet was mainly vegetarian.

However, I added latna to things that would contain meat, making it into a dish that vegans would eat, such as soybean meat. Although there was no meat, an appetizing Korean table setting was prepared.

“Fried food gets soggy over time, so eat tendon first.”

“I will eat well.”

When you think of elves, there is an image that they seem to live only on dew, but they eat better than you might think. Moreover, just as a pretty person eating is a lot of eye candy, the sight of Adelia eating was content in itself.

At the same time, we do not forget to promote Ratna. In the future, elf refugees will live here and sell it as a specialty, so it would be good for them if it became well known, but not a bad thing.

“Hmm, fried latna is definitely a crop, but it tastes like meat. It’s fried in latna oil, so it has a savory taste, and when you chew it, juice-like juice flows out, so we might also use this as our staple food.”

“What did they originally eat as staple food over there?”

“Elf beans. We eat them as a staple food, and they are delicious when made into soup. I brought the seeds, so if you don’t mind, next time I will use the beans to make a traditional dish that I learned from my grandmother.”

-Grandma?

-But what is the lifespan of elves?

“The average lifespan of these people is about 500 years. The margin of error is roughly 50 years above or below that.”

-ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ

-Life grid is coming. Even if humans drink elixirs, I don’t think they will live to be 300 years old.

-It is possible to wash the elixir. Instead, the problem is that the evil demon monopolizes it.

-Traditional cuisine (at least 1,000 years of history).

-If you were an elf born when Joseon was founded, you would die now.

Among the mukbangs, the one that received the best response was ssambap. The Ratna soybean paste made by frying the Ratna with various vegetables in an appropriate size instead of squeezing the oil was very delicious as it suited Adelia’s taste.

They laid out a couple of types of ssam vegetables, put latkes or soybean paste on top, wrapped them, and ate them in one bite. The sight of them mumbling was cute because they were elves, but they also looked like hamsters with a lot of food in their mouths, so they were cute.

-I know how to eat ssam.

-ㄹㅇ, if I had bitten into the ssam like the old Chinese, the chat window would have gone bad.

-Hey, Elf Chief Nunna…

-Do you think bibimbap would go well? Ham mu bara!!!

Now it seemed like the viewers had completely accepted them. Thanks to this, it seemed that first-dimensional refugees would be able to settle on Earth, in Korea to be exact, without any problems.

The debut broadcast of the elf refugees ended successfully, but the work was not over. Rather, what happens after that is real.

“Mister, inquiries about elves are pouring in from all over the place. Currently, Mr. Korma is temporarily in charge of the call center and handling various inquiries.”

“I knew that. Where did you come from?”

“Not only government ministries of each country, but even the broadcasting and entertainment industries are pouring in. To be honest, the elves, despite their appearance, have a noble feel to them, and that’s why people are flocking to them even more.”

“First, since the government side is a diplomatic issue, Jihee and I will take charge of it, and as for the broadcasting and entertainment industry, let’s announce our refusal through Korma. It is still too early for the elves to come out in that direction.”

“Okay, I’ll proceed like that.”

[Now that I think about it, there are some elves who are actually interested in the broadcasting industry.]

“Huh? Really?”

[Even though they are relatively new generation elves. Elves over 200 years old aren’t particularly interested, but younger ones seem to be interested. So, he looked for something like a lintel on his smartphone and did that.]

Because information regulation is necessary and problems can arise when using social media, electronic devices such as smartphones and computers given to elf refugees are managed through the elf village intranet. I’ll release it later, but at least right now, I can see and find things, but I can’t write anything or anything like that.

So even if I wanted to do something like broadcasting, I couldn’t do it, but I thought the elves wouldn’t do it in the first place, so I left it as is. But surprisingly, there seem to be some elves who are interested.

The dreamers who work at [Dream Land] Can similarly advance into broadcasting and other fields, and have received many love calls, but their top priority is regular work, so there are no dreams like that. It was not at the level of almost nothing, nor was it completely absent.

No, it’s money. I earn a lot from working at [Dream Land], And I’m earning a regular salary while working, but I want to be interested in things like people who can’t even earn a regular income.

“I think elves who are interested in the entertainment industry or entertainment industry will be okay with the image of elf refugees in the future. If there is a scandal, it will be a problem, but at least it will be okay to take care of the elves’ image right now.”

You have to encounter something often to become familiar with it. It’s like feeling good about a celebrity you’ve never met but seeing them on TV often.

After all, elves are refugees. In Korea, which is a homogeneous nation, there would be a greater sense of distance than people in North Korea, but if elves enter society in this way, it will have the effect of improving their image.

Even now, the image of the elves is good, but… That is a feeling of admiration and envy for the elf race, not a feeling towards the people who are now citizens of our country. When I see an elf on the street, I don’t want them to be happy, but at best I want them to look at me with curiosity.

[Then shall we lift the restrictions on elves going out a little early? The young people I mentioned earlier were also interested in going out.]

“It looks like he could really be an MZ generation elf. Okay, then send him out. Instead, you’ll have to take care of him just in case.”

[They won’t get into trouble because they listen to me carefully. Rather, if you get into an accident…]

“It’s probably the humans. I know.”

Elves who have learned the arrogance known as Kanf may not know, but refugee elves are rational enough to distinguish between the humans from their hometown and the humans from here, so there is little to worry about causing an accident. But on the other hand, there are many people who are interested in such elves, so there is a high possibility of an accident.

We had to take care of that part. First, as an administrative matter, all elves were accepted as citizens of the Republic of Korea, issued resident registration numbers, and resident registration cards were also distributed.

Oh, in the case of resident registration cards, I also gave them to minor elves. Originally, it was an item that had to be issued upon becoming an adult, but even the youngest elf was the same age as Eden, so I couldn’t give it to her. The institutional aspects had to be resolved gradually in the future.

Right now, we’re treating them as naturalized foreigners… But wow, there’s a lot to worry about.

Anyway, the elves’ monumental first outing day arrived quickly. As it had been announced in advance, many people gathered in front of the Garden of Eden to watch or broadcast the first appearance of the elves.

[Ah, the officer on duty, Keter, announces. Today, elf outcasts will gather at the village hall for outcast education.]

“Kaaaaa!!!!! PTSD!!!!!”

“I don’t know.”

“It’s better for my daughter not to know. She’s reacting to that because she’s in the military.”

No matter how many times I reincarnate, I really can’t get used to the military… If a war breaks out while I’m working and my service period is extended, I’ll probably desert.

The elves who were going out were all young elves. While typical adult elves felt like sturdy trees that had grown to a certain extent, these were saplings or similar, green and vibrant.

The elves, both male and female, were looking at Keter with eyes full of anticipation. To this, Keter spoke politely, as if he were an easy-going officer on duty, rather than training for those who were out of town, and sent them on their way.

[Don’t go out and get into trouble, have fun and come back!!!! If someone starts a fight, don’t avoid or accept it, and if someone attacks, don’t just hit first!!! Oh, and you can use SNS or the external internet, but if you do something that will ruin the image of the elves, you will be banned from going out for 10 years!!!]

I wonder if it can be done that way.

The elves here have some ability to protect themselves. The spirits all died when Gaia in their home dimension died, but since there are no spirits in this world, they were unable to make contracts and instead knew how to use mana to strengthen themselves, so they had physical abilities that were superior to those of ordinary people.

I don’t think there will be any problem using force, but let’s see. If there is a problem, you can go and deal with it then.

And as soon as I was given permission to go out, there was one elf that caught my eye. Even though they gave us smartphones, we didn’t give them things like selfie sticks, but they were doing something by showing themselves with handmade selfie sticks carved out of wood.

“Oh, I see you’re preparing for a broadcast?”

“If you connect to the external Internet rather than the internal intranet, you can broadcast… No, I didn’t know that you would do it right away after you said you were interested and got permission.”

Really, the stories of today’s generations are the same for both humans and elves.

Seeing as they even prepared an auxiliary battery, it seems like they were determined. I also do the same thing, but I wonder what on earth an inbang is to kids these days.

[A way to become famous and communicate with many people? It would be a way for teenage elves, who would otherwise feel stuffy in the elven forest, to enjoy freedom.]

“Well, it doesn’t matter if I broadcast it as long as there are no accidents.”

Eden, who was next to him, quietly joined in. Naya Inbang is said to be using it for policies and such these days, but Eden is still only half a streamer with a hobby or something like that, so it’s attracting a lot of attention.

Moreover…

“Sweet, fresh smell!!!!”

“Now that I think about it, Eden, you’ve gotten older, and it’s been over 10 years since you started streaming.”

“Uh huh!!! Why does age come up there?!”

“Even if you were to become immortal, you would have to keep listening until you reached a certain age. At least you would have to be over 100.”

In human standards, people can live a normal lifespan of about a dozen years, so they would be considered elderly, but after 100 years, the perception changes, perhaps because it is in the triple digits. Until then, I think I will often make fun of my age.

Afterward, Eden approached the elf preparing the lintel. Then, she hugs the elf and speaks softly.

“Huh? Eden?”

“You and me, let’s join together. I will directly grow you up to a medium-sized company.”

Ah, a streamer at the level of a megacorp in the cyberpunk world, far beyond the level of a large corporation with hundreds of millions of subscribers, is attacking Hakobang!!!!!