Chapter 2086 – [Continued World]
The bulletin board was on fire for a while, with new posts being posted and numerous people leaving comments, even in the middle of the night. There is almost no difference in time difference between the two regions, so when it is night in one part of Korea, it is also night in the other, yet the number of users has reached 10,000.
The only thing I can upload is pictures, but that was enough. In particular, the people of our district showed off various photos to the people of the gate district and did teabagging.
(Picture of Tyrannosaurus clashing)
-Ah, this is called Tyrano Pro Wrestling. It’s so fucking fun.
=Me? What the hell?
=Dinosaur?! Why dinosaurs?!?! Oh, my!!!!
=No, shit, I saw that there was Jurassic Park, but was it real?! Isn’t it CG?
-This time I went with the kids and took a picture. I was looking at it with a tempered glass wall, and even though I knew it was a mess, it was so powerful that it was a lot of fun. Sometimes, teeth that were lost during a fight were sold as souvenirs.
=Wow…
=Fuck, why are you the only ones with dinosaurs?!?!
-Why don’t you come and see me later? But it won’t be easy to tour here due to the backlog of reservations.
-Ah, but it’s difficult to stay there, but if it’s just for sightseeing, it’s okay. Brachiosaurus riding is easier than you think, so you don’t have to wait long.
=Brachiosaurus riding? What the fuck!!!!!!
-Dinosaur meat… Oh, now that I think about it, it looks like dinosaur meat was among the items being provided for your food shortage. Has it arrived yet? Oh, the same goes for overseas goods, but since they are crossing the border, will the quarantine take a bit longer?
=Why are you doing that now?!
=ㅅㅂ, aren’t the customs officials doing their job?… I’m going to file a complaint now.
No, we didn’t know what viruses or germs might be present when we came over, so the inspection and disinfection took a long time, so we also have to strictly quarantine here, so please understand that.
If you do something wrong, the Changzhou virus could spread here, and you could be screwed. We also inspect it and send it to you, but you never know. Still, since it was sent a long time ago, it will start to be released on the market soon.
-And if you’re going to go sightseeing in our country, you should definitely go to the Garden of Eden.
-ㅇㅇ, you get your money’s worth by eating as much tropical fruit as you want.
-Instead, I spend a lot of money in the elf village… But there are a lot of fun and delicious things there too.
=Garden of Eden? What are you doing there?
=Is Eden related to his older sister?
=No, wait a minute. There’s a fucking elf village now?
-Eden was named after Nunna, and it is a place with a very deep history. Has it been decades now?
-ㅇㅇ, Nunna is over 30, so I guess that’s roughly it.
=I’m over 30, but noona haha
-Uh-huh, be careful what you say. If you do something wrong, you will be punished by the evil emperor.
-It’s also shown in the profile of the villain, but when Eden was in the middle of coming out, he killed all the trash talkers and haters who said bullshit to Nuna. From what I heard, you guys are also worried. If you make a mistake, you too could die, right?
=The evil emperor. This article was written by my cat.
=Not a complete dictator?
-No, if it’s a fect, you can totally criticize him. Even my brother doesn’t say anything about that.
-You can tolerate or take it lightly when cursing yourself, but if you curse at your family, then someone will become an asshole or die… If you’re going to stay with us, it’s good to know that.
=No, not that, please tell me about the elf village!!!!
-Oh, that. There are races that have accepted dimensional refugees due to the evil emperor’s connections to dimensional civilization, and one of them is the elves. So, they built an elf village in the Garden of Eden and lived there.
=Wow, what…
=What other races are there?
– Furry and Gundam.
=?
– Furry!!!! Gundam!!!!!!
=What the fuck are you saying?
-It’s real.
And whoever posted it, pictures of Porions and Pioneers were posted on the bulletin board. The response was very good as there were not only friendly proof shots but also pictorial photos.
Pioneers are robots that any man would like, but even so, Porions… Are suspiciously liked by wealthy people. In reality, the economy of Porion Autonomous Region is run by such people.
=Me? Why is it real?
=A real Gundam?!?!
-Ah, you don’t know? You don’t know…
=Ayit, sitpal. Moluaka, do it!!!!
-The Furies are called Forions, they are liked by suspiciously rich people, and the Gundams are called Pioneers. They are like robots and their skills in the Internet and computer systems are poor. Thanks to this, we in Korea do not have to worry about hacking protection.
=I’m so fucking jealous of that. If we create something with technology, Chinese idiots try to hack it and steal the technology.
=Now that I think about it, what do you think about China? Is it the same as ours in China?
-China? Ah, you mean ‘this’?
-LOL.
=What, why are you laughing?
Ah, does that story come out in the end? This is the issue that China in the Gate District wanted to avoid.
For your information, China was unable to block the promotional site by hacking it, so it only restricted access to its own citizens. If you connect with a Chinese IP, the public security will come and open a secret war on the human body.
But still, everyone who sees it takes a detour. Since the issue is important, we will try to catch him even if we take a detour, but even if the person is only worth 100 million won, the administrative power required to catch him will not be a joke.
Besides, if you get reverse hacked, and you’re in the middle of a mess… So it’s not for nothing that I said I was covering the sky with my palm.
-Our China was divided into 5 countries and 16 countries.
-ㄹㅇㅋ.
=Is China split? Didn’t you say there was no gate? But how do you split it?
=Ah… Did the Emperor split into pieces?
-No, the Heavenly Demon split.
=Cheonma…?
=Ah, I saw that on the profile of a bad guy. You said she was one of the wives of the evil emperor. Is Cheonma a nickname or something?
-No, it’s really Cheonma who came over from the martial arts world.
=?
=If you have Elf, Furry, and Gundam, what about the Heavenly Demon? LOL.
=Normally, I would have told you to make up nonsense, but I heard so many stories that are so far from common sense that I find it persuasive.
-What happened is that our Chinese guys were having fun with Cheonma and the Hungry Emperor, and they launched a biochemical weapon. There was no damage, but thanks to that, the two people got angry for the first time.
-The biochemical weapon deteriorates and leaks, turning into a fucking virus. Even if you catch it once, it does not develop resistance and continues to mutate, becoming a virus that you can catch again and again. Oh, the name starts from Changzhou, so it is the Changzhou virus.
=What Corona?
-I don’t know what coronavirus is, but it’s probably worse than that. The mutation is so fast that a vaccine can’t be made, and even though the fatality rate is not that high, it keeps happening until you die…
-Changzhou Virus: If I end up catching it until it dies, I win「.
-There was also talk about the destruction of humanity back then, right? The economy is also a mess.
Now, it was an old story from decades ago, so it remained as a memory to me. I think Keter probably made his debut because of that.
Anyway, the Changzhou virus was a huge problem. Considering that if I did something wrong, the Earth that Eden was trying to raise could have been ruined, it wasn’t for nothing that I cared.
If we had left it alone, the Changzhou virus would still be running rampant and it would have been a mess. Probably, the economy was in trouble due to the inability to import and export from overseas properly.
-I managed to prevent it by building up my immunity with crops grown in the Garden of Eden and preventing it from getting infected…
-I think Keter debuted at that time. Why is there a big breasted loli with green hair among the profiles of the ugly wife?
=Oh, him?
=Honestly, this guy sucks.
-You can say it sucks, but don’t cross the line. The evil emperor may be watching this now.
-Older brother!!!! If you are watching, please shake the carrot!!!!
[(Carrot photo)]
-Oh!!! The real evil is watching!!!!
-Jumma, why is it blue!!!!
-Sitpal This is an administrator account!!!!! If you say really bullshit, you’ll be screwed!!!!!
I also tried to write a separate post, but I guess it was Eve’s convenience and my post was marked as an administrator. Thanks to this, posts that were posted as light jokes or drips were certified as real, and the bulletin board became cold for a while.
Of course, communication continued regardless. To be honest, it was difficult to stop solving stories because it was fun for both the solver and the listener.
-Anyway, so China made a biochemical weapon + distributed it + caused a huge nuisance to the world, etc., And was kicked out as a permanent member.
-All countries around the world agreed, except for China, which was a party. No matter how close you are to China, there is no one who will take your side when they are causing more harm than harm.
-And then Cheonma invaded the Uyghur region and declared China during the war of independence, so China was split. At most, the only traces of existing China would be an independent country near Beijing.
=Kkkk
-Honestly, those Chinese bastards were shit. Even though it’s a virus they created, they shamelessly say it’s not, and that’s why I dislike it even more.
=That’s the same as ours. I was just saying that Corona wouldn’t go away lol.
=I hope China splits up too. No, do you think so?
-Maybe that will happen if the independent Chinese state and the Heavenly Demon come together on our side? To be honest, there is no country that supports China, and at best, it is an independent country or a minority, so what would it be like?
-If you say shit, it’s a tactical Cheonma sortie. Maybe even a nuclear bomb wouldn’t help.
As expected, there were people who reacted to such a sensitive issue. Among the Chinese who came in through a detour, the communist government’s idiots and their people mainly did this.
By ignoring and denying the fact that our side of China has been divided, we are instead attracting aggro. Thanks to this, the bulletin board became noisy for a while.
=What kind of nonsense is it that the great People’s Republic of China will collapse?
=China is forever!!!! One China!!! Great China!!!!
In response to someone making a fuss by leaving comments that could hardly be called a fuss, the administrator, Eve, did not just block them from accessing the site or do anything else. In fact, that is the easiest way, but there is a better way.
Rather, Eve decided to use it for tea bagging. They pretended to protect users by revealing their information, but instead, they screwed them over.
[Eve: Even if the user’s IP was bypassed, it was confirmed to be from China. If you make comments criticizing the Chinese Communist Party in China, your life will be ruined, so please understand that with an open mind.]
-Kkkk
= Kitchen kkkk
-Yes, China hasn’t been divided yet, so you have to be mindful of bullshit.
=You guys are going through a lot, you idiots.
=We are not as narrow-minded as you, so we will understand leniently.
Thanks to this, Chinese people who bypassed the promotional site were unable to write posts without permission. If I write aggressively or anything, I become a target of ridicule, so I can only write mediocre articles at best.
And the news that our side of China was split spread quickly. As it became a public issue, it became known throughout the Gate District.
What China in the Gate district did not want was to become known. If they had already heard the news while hacking our side for the first time, they should have thought about the repercussions and prepared for it. At the point when they tried to stop it, their sick behavior is visible. Preparing countermeasures is the most basic thing.
At the same time, the surveillance system was stopped in the middle of the day, and public opinion was already negative due to the corruption of Communist Party members, and China was shaken by the news that our country was split. Perhaps thanks to this, an opportunity was provided.
[After a quick look, I noticed a movement toward independence movement related to ethnic minorities. Would you like to help me secretly?]
“Hmm… Not yet. If we take direct action, we may get into trouble later due to interdimensional issues, so if the Sun-Moon God Kingdom or that country comes over in the future, let’s support them and indirectly help them.”
[All right. Then, I will talk to Cheonma’s mother separately.]
“We will also need to deal with computer problems, so we will need to send a few pioneers.”
Thanks to the promotional site, people in the Gate district became aware of our side of the story. Even if it’s not everything, at least you won’t be fooled because you don’t know.
No, now I know that I’m destroying planets and ruining connections in dimensional civilizations, but if there’s a guy who’s playing tricks on me, isn’t that just rude? Anyway, it would be easier for him to die early since he wouldn’t be surprised if he went anywhere.
“Then, is it okay for me to resume the resuscitation treatment? Looking at it, I’m almost out of the purified water, so I think I’ll have to replenish it.”
“Okay, first go to the Hanul Guild… Oh, now that I think about it, since I’m already there, I guess I’ll have to go in and out of the gate. Let me check.”
“Then should I tell Hansol?”
“Thank you for doing so.”
Since he is the guild leader of the famous hunter guild representing Korea, he could probably take me with him.
After Eden spoke, the guild leader Hansol, whom I met separately, showed an awkward attitude, unlike before, because of my previous accident and the fact that my level of power was known through the promotional site. I thought he was a beast, but that’s because I knew he was a space monster at the level of Planet Eater, not even at the level of an elephant.
“Ah… You want to go into the gate?”
“It may be too much to ask, but I still want to visit once. Gate issues are important in this district, so I need to experience it.”
“If that’s the case, let’s make a space first. It’s not like the president has never entered the gate, so I think even a president from another dimension would be fine.”
“Huh? The president has ever entered the gate?”
“That’s what the current U.S. President did. Even before he was elected, he worked as a hunter to build up his reputation and enter politics… Even after he was elected president, he attacked a gate that suddenly appeared at the White House with his bodyguards, which is quite a famous story. Because.”
“A world where Independence Day and Air Force One are not fiction.”
“Thanks to you, I was re-elected.”
In fiction, there are often cases where the President of the United States personally steps in to solve a case and makes a grand appearance in order to satisfy the American people. Well, there’s nothing you can do about that type of movie even if it contains that kind of material…
No, but the president attacked the gate himself? That also happened in the White House? Even considering that he was a former hunter, it’s quite surprising that he did something that didn’t require any risk.
If that had really been the case, re-election would have been gum. Regardless of whether you are a conservative or a liberal, the president who protected the White House from the Gate disaster would be great for the American people.
… I wonder if that president resembles leaderna Jones.