Chapter 2145 – [I Want to Hit the President]

After spending some time having sex with Lulu, the time passed quickly, just like the saying goes, “I don’t think the handle of an ax is rotting due to fresh play.”

No, it’s because Lulu learns quickly, regardless of how fast I am. Perhaps because it’s a bloodier that specializes in absorption, imitation, and change, I was able to quickly learn and apply my own sleeping techniques.

“From now on, can you pull out one foot at a time instead of Worst? Oh, you can do it downwards.”

“I’d rather drink The Worst…”

“I like it better this way.”

Lulu is addicted to the taste of my semen!!!! My body will work harder from now on!!!!

I’m thinking about drinking the elixir that Phantom and Gray gave me earlier as a health food. No, I think I should drink it.

Afterward, he returns to Earth after completing his honeymoon with Lulu. Not much happened while we were away, of course, since only about a month has passed here.

Hey, Jihee, who just got pregnant in a month, hasn’t gotten that full yet. It will take at least another month or two for it to load to a meaningful level.

“Hey, I’m also in the main wife line now!!!!!”

“Now I guess I’ll have to call Lulu’s mom too… So where is her younger sister?”

Lulu responded playfully by smiling and rubbing her stomach.

“Your younger brother? Oh, you mean this?”

“?”

“I ate everything that almost became your little brother!!!!!”

“Kisama!!!!!”

No, I ate it. There’s no point in talking about it since we haven’t even touched the uterus in the first place.

If it were someone else, I might have used birth control or something, but since Lulu is connected to the stomach from both the top and bottom, she digested everything… Ah, in a way, it’s birth control that I don’t have to worry about?

“Huh? Then, if I secretly create a uterus and receive it, I can get pregnant when I want?”

“It’s an important issue, so if you’re going to do it, tell me in advance. I’ll just let you know at that time.”

“Ahh!!!!!!!”

And as if I sensed something discriminatory in her attitude toward Lulu, Korma tackled her.

“Your Majesty!!!! Why are you reacting differently from me even though your judgment is the same?!?!”

“No, Korma, you play one-on-one. If you come one-on-one, I’ll accept it any time.”

“Ah, then we need to prepare strong individuals, not the violence of numbers. Shall we improve the specifications of our alter ego?”

I feel like I’m being weighed down by some self-inflicted disaster, but I’m not mistaken, right?! No, just come as an individual!!!!! Even if you send an immolation, you only send about three dozen!!!!

Of course, if there are about a million Korma clones, I think it would take about a thousand years even if you use 3 or 3 a day, but… It’s a bit weird when you think about the rotation.

A couple’s lack of sexual relations is a common cause for divorce. But even if you are an alter ego, you have sex once every hundred of years? Even menopausal couples wouldn’t do that.

I guess I’ll have to think a little differently from Korma. There are many issues to worry about due to the nature of an alter ego.

“Mister, uncle, look at this. It feels like something is pounding in my stomach. Could it be the baby kicking?”

“No, it’s not a dog or a cat, and it doesn’t grow like that in about a month. That’s just an illusion, but… Ah, is the child healthy?”

“I got a checkup, and there are no problems. Jihee grew up in our house taking elixirs and other things in the first place, so the baby will be born healthy.”

“Half-brother!!! Half-brother!!!!!!”

“Eden, what are you doing when you have Wea and Lina?”

“The more family you have, the better, and if it’s Jihee’s sister’s child, it’s probably the same Choi family. Even if it’s a younger sibling, a younger sibling with the same last name feels different.”

“Ah… I guess that’s true.”

Cheonma had problems with heirs, so she deliberately used her own last name and named her child Hyeokryun-wi and Hyeokryeon-rin. On the other hand, I feel like a son-in-law.

But since you don’t have to do that with Jihee, you can just give her my last name normally. I haven’t even been able to name the child since I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl yet, but at least my last name will be my last name.

“Ah, aren’t you telling me to beat up the devil when I’m a senior in high school like me? I heard people from the Choi family die young!!!!”

“To be exact, there are conditions.”

Eden used to be… No, now that I think about it, it’s a story from decades ago, but anyway.

At that time, I had heard about the secret history of the Choi family. The Choi family has blood, but what is important is altruistic values.

For example, in my case, it is Zion. In the case of Choi Gil-hyeon, that bastard has valued ​​that think of others rather than himself, including everyone else besides himself. Eden also thinks of hungry people that way.

If you have such values, trials in life will come your way. One of those trials was when Eden was summoned to another world to defeat the devil during his senior year of high school.

The challenge is whether you can endure it or not. If you can’t endure it, you’ll die young. If you endure it, you’ll somehow succeed. Thanks to you, I was able to film John Wick alone in the first episode, in a world where I had no special abilities.

“Ah, I’m suddenly curious about Dad’s first episode.”

“No, I’m just curious about something like that. I’m embarrassed, so my dad doesn’t want to tell me.”

“Ana mom!!!!”

“Sit there. I’m going to tell you a shit story now.”

“Kaaaaa, the dark history of my newbie days!!!!”

“After the second episode, I will tell you the story because I know it.”

“Aaaaah!!! Double the dark history!!!!”

Now that I’m back, I have to work. No, I decided to have fun during this term, but I usually have to clean up after my trip.

Leaving aside the travel report… One of the important things was the matter related to the psychic learning device obtained from over there. As he is responsible for one of the talented people on Earth, this is something worth pushing for nationally.

“I’m only applying scientific techniques, but my abilities are outside my major… Mother Mary, can you help me?”

“It’s hard for me to understand everything because it’s based on psychic abilities. Eden, can you see this?”

“Well, psychic powers are a branch of spiritual power, so to a certain extent. But there are other things as well, so I think trial and error will be necessary for that part.”

“That’s where it is. If you can do it, that’s all you need.”

Thanks to my family, work is easy and it’s nice. However, at the same time, I am worried.

If I skip the next round, my family will also skip it because of that, so who will take care of this place? Of course, I won’t say I don’t know and leave, but there is at least something.

Even without my family, I need to have the ability and technology to survive on my own to some extent… Ah, let’s invest in basic science and technology first.

“Ah, devil. Then would you please invest in us?”

“Uh, are you doing something?”

“You received dimensional technology from Gate Earth this time. So, we also developed dimensional technology to some extent. So, let’s take this opportunity to build a spaceship and dimensional navigation ship.”

“It must be so hard to make, right? It’s not for nothing that it’s not the final technology for dimensional civilization.”

“I think even the final tech would be okay if it was just a prototype. At the very least, if it was a spaceship capable of jumping through space, wouldn’t a round trip to Mars be possible?”

“That may be true, but…”

“No matter how much you say you can make a round trip once you send a space travel device, you still need at least a spaceship. What will you do if an emergency arises?”

“… Hmm.”

Mary has a point. Just a moment ago, I was wondering what I would do without my family, but if an emergency occurred, I needed a plan to deal with it without my family.

To put it bluntly, let’s say that the space transport device related to the Moon Base or Moon Lake Hotel is broken. Of course, we have made sufficient preparations, but if it still breaks down, there must be a way to do something on Earth.

Otherwise, everyone on the moon will die. So, shouldn’t there be a way to rescue them within at least a few days?

Therefore, a spacecraft capable of space leap was needed. Even if it’s not yet a dimensional navigation ship, there’s no harm in having it. On the other hand, it is also about basic science.

“To begin with, basic science is developing rapidly thanks to Pioneer’s help. I think we will probably have our own technology by the time we enter the dimensional civilization.”

“Then I’m glad.”

Basic science is also making progress. I am also familiar with magic engineering and such… It will definitely be helpful when I enter dimensional civilization later.

Afterward, I consulted with the United States regarding psychic learning devices. The reason why it is the United States is that among countries that are friendly to Korea, the United States has the largest proportion of people with superpowers, so it can invest a lot in related technologies.

If you’re a partner who benefits from a little condescension and think it’s a win-win situation, it’s worth doing a deal with. We can also save money by doing important business with other people’s money.

“Superpowers? Can they be acquired, learned, and grown artificially?”

“Of course, considering the level of technology I have acquired over there, it may be far from enough, but at least it is clear that it is a sufficiently useful technology here. If we develop it and develop it further in the future, the effect will be even greater.”

Technology is something that can be developed. Of course, it takes time and money, but if you’re desperate, it’s human nature to squeeze in what you don’t have.

The US ambassador also immediately asked about the conditions. In fact, in this area, if you just solve the problem of money or something like that, you can get a piece of cake, so they don’t put any big conditions on it.

“We promise full support for technology development. If there is anything you want…”

“I wish the U.S. And Korea would work together to manage the learning devices, including funding. Honestly, if misused, this is equipment that could lead to a catastrophe.”

“Yes, if you learn something like mental abilities, a lot of damage can occur.”

Although psychic powers are similar to psychic abilities, they are specialized abilities and are limited in their effectiveness and efficiency. If you acquire mental superpowers even lightly and start abusing them, a catastrophe will occur.

What would happen if you brainwashed the President of the United States with harsh words and made him launch a nuclear missile? We have a family, so we can defend ourselves against nuclear weapons, but apart from that, if even a few countries fail, we will be in trouble economically.

“Yes, if the conditions are that high… As expected, negotiating with President Choi is very enjoyable. He only tells us what is necessary and does not impose excessive conditions.”

“Well, it’s because I don’t like politics very much, but it’s good if the story is told quickly. Anyway, I hope I receive good news.”

“Don’t worry. There will definitely be interested in the superpower learning device. You can expect good news about it.”

“But later on, I don’t want you to secretly forge information about someone with psychic powers or something else. If you crack a pumpkin seed like that, I don’t know how I’ll act.”

“… Yes, of course.”

“They said they would receive funding, but on the other hand, you will know that it is only funding. We own the technology itself, and if there is a problem later, the only problem will be money, so please do not abuse it. If you do so, we will go to the United States to kill people, even privately.”

“Ah, I understand!!!!!”

I need to give this much warning. It’s not just a superpower, it’s an item that can train people with mental superpowers, but I don’t want anyone to be overly greedy.

Don’t you think there are people who think, ‘Haha, I should secretly train a few psychic psychics and turn them into secret agents!’ I’m sure there is one? Considering those bastards, it’s better to warn them in advance. The United States is clearly a country with blood ties, but in the end, it is a foreign country and cannot be absolutely trusted. To begin with, I don’t even trust Korea as it is now.

Anyway, I think this problem will be roughly solved. All that’s left is to take the time and implement a full-scale project.

“What do we do now?”

“Um… Nothing big to say.”

“Oh!!!! Then we can play from now on?”

“It’s been a lot of hard work. To be honest, you’ve worked a lot so far, so please take a break. In fact, we can leave it to our successors or other people, so we can rest together.”

“Yesssss. X.C.X.X. Xs. Xvs. Xvs. Vs.”

“What are you going to do for fun?”

“Uh… Well, I’ll have to think about it first.”

I have one goal. During this term, I am just having fun and showing that I am a fun president. Then, people will think, ‘Wouldn’t it be better to have someone else become president instead of letting a bad guy be president?’ And elect someone else.

Once I leave office, I will never run for president again. Even if you go there and beg them to come back, feeling like an outcast from the party, they will just sit back and watch and enjoy it.

… Oh, of course, I think it would interfere a little if you make a fuss about what I’ve done. If I see things like the legal world trying to kick out Eve or [Earth’s Bookshelf] Or trying to sell Jurassic Park shares overseas, I’ll be so angry that I’ll be annoyed.

“Now that I think about it, I have to take care of the kids. In particular, I have to take good care of Wi-Ah, Rina, and Jihee’s kids. In the first place, attention when children are young is important…”

“It would be good to focus on raising children. Oh, come to think of it, Cheonmane’s two children were fussing about wanting to enter the Trial Labyrinth.”

“No, minors are not allowed to enter there.”

“So you’re saying how can it not work?”

“No matter what, we can’t break the principle. The reason minors aren’t allowed to enter the dungeon in the first place is because of the fear of death.”

They say that even if you die, you will be revived, but to put it the other way, it means that you will experience death. And for those who have not fully grown, death leaves a big scar.

So, I was deliberately banning minors from entering the labyrinth trial. Even if you try to sneak in, the trial connected to Gaia Records filters you out long ago, so there has never been a case of a minor entering the labyrinth trial.

But if our kids want to, we can think about another way. Should we create a separate labyrinth just for minors?

It’s not that I was only thinking about my children, but it was important to train people with special abilities from a young age. If you do it from an adult age, it will be a waste of time and have many disadvantages. If you teach it from a young age, it will be welcomed.

“Why not make it a separate easy mode? A difficulty level where you don’t have to worry about dying.”

“Oh, thank you for that. Then it’s a resource issue on the labyrinth trial side…”

“We just need to invest more in that. Honestly, there is no problem because that is something we need to focus on.”

It is also decided to create a separate labyrinth trial just for minors. However, in this case, the number of floors and difficulty level are limited, so it will not have much use other than for practice. If the reward is the same as a child’s pocket money, I won’t be able to work hard.

I’ll have to talk to Cheonma about this later. As a mother of children, you need to know where the children will be active.

… Ah, I wonder if I’m just doing a lot of work even though I’m supposed to be playing, but I’m doing this thinking of my kids. So anyway, it’s not work.

And I’m just going to play with this!!!!!!!!