Chapter 2153 – [I Want to Hit the President]

The news of Dowon’s birth was known not only to our family but also to the world. Many acquaintances, politicians, and citizens in Korea, as well as people with whom I have a friendly relationship overseas, all congratulate me.

Cheonma came to see Dowon with the twins. The twins’ eyes shine as they see Dowon in Jihee’s arms.

“Wow…”

“This is my younger brother…”

“Isn’t it cute? Since you guys are older brothers and sisters, Dowon should take good care of you later and become close friends, right?”

“Yes!!!!”

“But when can we start playing together?”

“I need to live to be at least three or four years old. But it’s sooner than you think, so don’t worry.”

Cheonma also looked at Dowon cutely. Maybe it’s because I’m a baby that it reminds me of the time when Wi-Ah and Lina were newborns, but when I think about the first time I met Cheonma, I think it’s truly something I’ll ever live to see.

Cheonma smiled warmly and happily as she received Dowon from Jihee and held her in her arms. Normally, he is the monarch of the Sun and Moon God Kingdom, but when you look at him, he has the expression of a mother of a child.

“Even though she’s still a baby, her facial features are clear and she’s handsome. It’s like I’m looking at WeA’s childhood.”

“I guess it’s because he doesn’t look like me and Jihee’s genes match well with his personality as a transcendental person. When he grows up, he will be able to become a celebrity with just his face.”

“Dad, being a celebrity is harder than you think.”

“Now that I think about it, there are still active celebrities.”

“Anyway, how are you going to raise this child? Wiah and Lina are my children, so I raise them as successors, but Dowon will be free.”

“Well…”

It may be a bit early to think about the career path of a newly born child, but it is still something that needs to be considered. Moreover, there is an issue that concerns me personally.

In order to raise her normally, Eden lived a normal childhood, deliberately hiding her possessions and powers. Well, she had some incidents, but at least she didn’t grow up to be an arrogant brat who thought she was superior to others.

But Dowon is difficult to raise like that. At least he may have been the president when he was running a store, but isn’t he the president now? If he makes a mistake in an uncertain situation, such as when he leaves office during the next presidential election, he may continue to be president and exert influence while Dowon is growing up.

“It’s a common cliché to be a fool who believes in the glory of his parents and gets angry.”

“Because it’s not a cliché, it’s reality. In modern society, there are many people who think that their parents’ property is theirs and act as they please, without any need for anything.”

“I will raise my child so well.”

“We should raise them together… Jihi, do you have any other opinions?”

“Well, first, as a dowon, I think I’ll let you do whatever you want. Since I couldn’t do it when I was a student…”

Oh!!! Another landmine there!!!! These damn mines explode without warning, like in a war zone!!!!

Jihee may be concerned as her parents have suffered in the past, but just as children do not take after their parents for no reason, there may be a part of her that does this without realizing it. I need to make sure I don’t go astray in that part.

Anyway, I still have work to do, but aside from that, just as I was about to end the year quietly, a guest came. Someone said it was Sienne.

“Hey, why did you come?”

“Put it aside and tell me about the first night.”

“Ah haha, I came here to listen to this haha. It might be a bit of a high-level story for Ada, but I hope you don’t mind haha.”

“I can get as many virgins as I want if I put my mind to it?!?!”

“Huh? I can’t hear you clearly?”

“I think I might break his head with the bottle of alcohol I brought to drink.”

It seems that he came to listen to the story about the first night that was told when judging the Noideras of the Aiane civilization. It looks like they’re fighting, but at least it’s not like a bloody fight, so if you think it’s just bad guys fighting, it’s much better than before.

In the past, if someone didn’t stop us, we would fight to the point where one person would die… Our relationship was so bad in the first place because we couldn’t resolve anything to the point where someone would die.

“It was so fucking crazy to have something like this stuck in my stomach and be stabbed. Can you feel my insides vibrating every time I hit it?”

“Stomach? Is it really the stomach in your stomach?”

“Ah, I modified my body a bit, so instead of the uterus, I extended the vagina and connected it to the stomach. So when I ejaculated, it poured directly into my stomach, so it was a game that satisfied my sexual desires and appetite at the same time. Thanks to this, I got double the pleasure!!!!”

“Hey!!!! What kind of abnormal sexual play are you playing with my body!!!!”

“Your body is awesome.”

“Isn’t that the line you should say?”

“If you say that, I will be killed by the phantom…”

Although he is said to be a different person, he looks identical on the outside, like twins. Moreover, they are really treating each other similarly… If a man who is married to a twin sister’s younger sister asks her if twins are similar in bed, he will be slapped in the face and his father-in-law will come to him with a shotgun.

What’s more problematic is that the Phantom is not a shotgun, but is himself in Absolute mode. Last time, I had a fight with Absolute Mode Phantom in Ayane Civilization, and the wound where I got hit still hurts.

“Sweet, but it seems like I really like you, and it makes me feel sick. I guess I should make a boyfriend too.”

“It’s absolutely not possible because I don’t have the strength to accept it!!!!!”

“Uncle, Lulu has already added it to my wish list, so it doesn’t look like I’m going to dash later. Hmm, I guess there’s no good one among the transcendents?”

“You’ll find it if you look for it. But the biggest barrier is, of course, your father. If you bring your son-in-law, will he be quiet? He did the same thing during Lulu.”

“Then do I have to marry a natural son like my father?”

“So you’re saying everyone will come out except your dad and Gray?”

“There are a lot of promising candidates, but there is also a Lord who is being raised as a successor by the Absolute. Hmm, let’s see if there is a good person among the Lords…”

Gussienne is thinking about having a boyfriend, and she’s all grown up. I feel like I’ve seen her friend’s daughter become an adult.

But if you want to pick on the Phantom guy, I think it would be a good idea to at least set him up on a blind date with Sienne. If I were to be the one confronting him, I would be annoyed, but if he was the one introducing me, it would be okay. If you’re lucky, you might be treated like a grateful person for the rest of your life.

Isn’t that because the Absolute Destiny also mediates Zion? They say that if you are good at matchmaking, you will get three glasses of wine, and if you are not good at matchmaking, you will get three glasses of wine. If you are good at matchmaking, you will be proud of your destiny.

“The Winter Lord, who is in charge of trials, is like the successor to the Absolute Destiny, right? There are similarities, too.”

“Kisama!!!!!!!!!! Even if you are a friend’s daughter and a co-worker, there are things you can and cannot say!!!!!!”

“I think you’ll do pretty well if you become the absolute master of destiny, right?”

“Even if you give it to me, I won’t give it to you. And now, it’s hard to be the president of a small country like Korea, so how can you take on the position of absolute destiny?”

“I’m still doing my best, so I think I’ll do better than I thought. And if I don’t play with fate and just give it the right amount of trials, isn’t it much better than the absolute fate of fate?”

“No matter what, compared to the absolute pride of fate, she’s a fairy.”

“Why are they so anxious to make me absolute?”

“I’m proud if my husband never sleeps.”

“If I get married later, I need someone to stop my dad.”

“There’s nothing we can do about it.”

If the lower knight Sienne brings someone he likes, the Lord will be willing, but if he brings an ordinary transcendental person, he may end up paying a high price. In order to stop that, there needs to be someone who can deal with it.

If the child gets married, I will have to take his side. Is there anything I can do to stop my child from getting married? I have a certain amount of affection for him, so if he’s someone I don’t think is completely right, I’ll be against it, but if he still likes me, I’ll help him continue as much as possible.

“Hey, Eden. On the other hand, when you get married, I will tell dad and take your side.”

“Oh!!!!!”

“Our Eden will live with her dad for the rest of her life!!!!”

“I have no intention of getting married right away, but are you planning on making me an old maid?”

An unexpected marriage alliance was formed between Sienne and Eden. Her fathers are friends, so maybe their daughters are similar…

Anyway, with Sienne coming and going, I felt the need to seriously hone my skills as a roadie. I have no intention of becoming the Absolute Destiny, but there was no harm in becoming stronger, and if the Absolute Destiny tried to force me into that position, I had to leave room for it.

In short, it is like a student studying. There are many students who think that school study is meaningless and useless, but such study helps them get a basic start in whatever they do when they grow up.

If you drop out of school because you don’t think it’s worth it, but later on, if you find a company or something like that you want to join, there are very few places that will hire a middle school graduate, so you end up having to study for the qualification exam or whatever. Likewise, if I sharpen my power as a Lord, I can become an absolute person in charge of concepts other than difficult concepts like fate.

Well, it’s funny if I talk about the Absolute when I think it’s been about 200 years since I was loaded, but I still have to prepare.

“Don’t you say that dealing with trials or fate gives you a headache and makes studying difficult? Is there a better way?”

“I have something in mind.”

It is still being applied in various ways, such as looking at the life of an object through the life curve, knowing the cause and effect connected to it, and connecting the cause of death to reach the lower limit of death. It’s mainly about death… But it’s difficult for me to manipulate it in detail.

Shall we give an example? Let’s say I connect someone’s autograph to a car. Then that person’s death will be a car. That can be done simply.

However, it is impossible to determine whether someone dies from being hit by a car on the road, or whether someone dies from an accident while driving. I’m not smart enough to manipulate things in such detail.

“If you tell someone who is good at it by intuition and tell them to do programming, it is natural that they will not be able to do it. So what method will you use? Is it like cramming or repetitive learning?”

“Copy and paste.”

“…?”

“Copy and Paste!!! Control C + Control V!!!!!”

“No, it feels like it has suddenly become cheaper. Ah… Considering that I refer to open sources and scour the Internet, it might actually be a good fit.”

If you ask me to do something I’ve never done before, I can’t do it, but at least I can do it by watching and copying. A person’s life curve and the experience of the lower or upper limit in that life reveal a unique pattern.

Analyzing and remembering are somehow done through ‘sense’, which is one of my abilities. If you recognize that feeling as it is and apply it to someone else’s life curve, you can give yourself the ordeal you want.

However, in this case, as Zion said, it is necessary to refer to open sources and look around. In short, without a test case, the disadvantage was that the trials I wanted could not be given in detail.

“How about collecting data through dungeon trials?”

“The environment is the same there… However, since the purpose is to conquer the labyrinth, I don’t think we can get more diverse data.”

“Then what are you going to do?”

“You have to look at the person. Then, compare it with the bookshelf on Earth to figure out what kind of pattern this is.”

“Oh, it’s more serious than I thought. I’m a roadie in charge of trials, so I learn to observe people.”

Everyone has one or two hardships or trials in their lives, and to me, those people were like open source. I am planning to conduct an experiment by extracting the source code of the trial pattern from them, remembering it, and assigning it to them.

Oh, of course, just because I’m in charge of trials, I have no intention of subjecting normal people to trials they never had to go through. First, it is a good thing to give the upper limit pattern of the life curve as much as it can be read, so I will try it first.

“I’m taking a break from broadcasting for a while, so Dowon will take care of me, and when I have time, I’ll go out and observe people.”

“You can just leave it to us!!!”

“It’s fun to take care of my little brother, so I can do it all day.”

“It’s nice that my older sisters are already taking care of my younger brother. But since I’m the father, I have to take care of him. Parents raise children together.”

Anyway, I decided to observe humans for a while. I got ready to go out.

Since I had to see a lot of people, I needed some preparation. I had to go out and see it in person, but these days, perhaps because I’ve been president for a long time, people often recognize my ordinary face, so I had to change it up a bit.

“Going out as a woman?”

“No, I feel like I’ll get stalked if I’m looking at people in a café, so I’m going to go male. Hmm, should I just change my hair color to match my previous appearance?”

In my past life, I was born as the 3rd prince of the Frontier Empire. I was handsome when I was young, but as I grew up, my original appearance was revealed and my eyes became dirty, but after I became a Lord, my impression became similar to now. However, the bodies of the past life and the current life are different, so although the basics are the same, the details are different.

Should I say it has a slightly Western feel? It’s not quite a handsome guy, but at least it’s enough to make you not think they’re the same person.

Eden nodded as he changed his appearance by lightly adjusting it. Since you look like a completely different person, it means you can walk around like this.

And Eve handed me a tablet that I had set up separately. It is an item that acts as an answer key and solution so that I can look at the curve of my life and see what kind of trials the curve represents.

“This is the tablet you will use for comparison. It is linked to [Earth’s Bookshelf] So you can browse it, so you can use it comfortably.”

“Ah, thank you. I’ll use it well.”

“But where do you plan to start wandering around?”

“I haven’t decided on anything in particular, but I’m planning to go to a place with a lot of people. I think it would be good to meet unique people, good or bad, rather than ordinary people.”

“It looks like subway line 1?”

“Oh, that wouldn’t be bad.”

First, we decided that the first goal was subway line 1. I think you can get a decent life curve source by going back and forth from the starting point to the ending point a few times.

And I went out to take Line 1 to work. Of course, it’s a bit late for me to really go to work, but I still show up in the morning and take the subway leisurely.

Since it was past rush hour, and it was a weekday, the subway was quite quiet, so I sat leisurely and observed people. Even though it was a weekday morning, there were people out to play, and there were also children riding along with their mothers, which was eye-catching. As for the child, it might be because Dowon was born not long ago… Then he encountered the Line 1 villain for the first time.

Drurrrr!!!

“?”

The familiar sound of opening a soju bottle. I wondered why I heard such a sound in the subway, but a middle-aged man was sitting in the corner of the subway, unwrapping a piece of flounder sashimi packaged from somewhere, and taking a drink.

Drinking raw fish on the subway in broad daylight? What? When did I ever change my common sense? It’s quite surprising that it caught me off guard from the beginning.

This is Line 1…!!!!