Chapter 2155 – [I Want to Hit the President]

Afterward, news about the young lady was delivered separately through Eve. She said that she originally didn’t buy her lottery tickets because her chances of winning were low, but this time she bought one of her tickets with the 5,000 won I gave her.

She said it wasn’t automatic, and she chose the number herself. I’m so glad that he did what I intended.

“Oh, it’s not like my dad guesses it, but if someone else randomly guesses it and makes it win, does that mean that he/she uses the set number, or does the number he/she chooses to become the winning number?”

“Well, since there is an absolute destiny, there is a determined result and I think it is up to you to meet it. The cause and effect and trials I gave intervened in the process.”

“Is the existence of the Absolute Destiny itself evidence of fatalism?”

“That may be true, but it does not mean that variables cannot be created at all. Human will, can sometimes create variables that go beyond calculations or predictions. The higher the ability and status of the transcendental, the more, so it becomes difficult to predict even the absolute of destiny when it becomes an absolute.”〈 Br〉

“In short, the result is set to a certain degree, but it can be changed. Instead, it’s extremely strict to do that.”

“Honestly, I don’t like that. If things in the world go as predicted or expected, then it’s not like I lost to the War Lord a long time ago and lost your mother. So, fuck fate.”

“It looks like that lady is trying to make her father her heir!!!!”

“Don’t you remember what she said at the Absolute’s reunion earlier that she wouldn’t make me her successor?”

“Dad, do you still believe in the absolute power of fate?”

“… When you say that, I suddenly get worried.”

However, it doesn’t feel ominous. However, this cannot be trusted because it is possible for the absolute fate of fate to make my intuition not work properly.

That’s why it’s hard to trust my intuition when it comes to things that involve that woman and that seem to be at a disadvantage to me… Of course, there’s the problem of not knowing what’s going to happen even if my intuition feels ominous, but whatever.

First, turning the topic back to this, there was an announcement of the winning numbers along with the next drawing broadcast. And as a result of the confirmation, the lottery ticket that the young lady picked was definitely the first prize winner.

“What was the probability of winning the lottery? 1 in 8 million?”

“I think so.”

“You used your power, not your intuition, to arrive at a result with a probability of 1 in 8 million, right? Isn’t this a good result?”

“I am limited in that I can only apply the causes and effects that I remember, but that can be done by gradually accumulating data. Then, I will be able to develop my own skills and develop.”

And one more uplifting news. The young lady who became the first prize winner of the lottery did not forget her favor. If you don’t know the truth, she’s just an idiot. She won the lottery thanks to the guy who gave her money to buy coffee, and since we didn’t exchange contact information or anything like that, she has no obligation to repay anything.

This is money that can be easily obtained as long as you keep your mouth shut. Although we investigated separately and found out, it was easy to bury it quietly since normally no one would know about it except the person involved.

“Dad, isn’t this Dad?”

“Huh?”

Posts posted on communities or Instagram. The title was [Looking for the person who saved me from Line 1 Villain].

There was a story written about how I helped her on the subway where I met that young lady, and a rumor was being put out that they were looking for the person who helped her at that time. For those of us who know she won the lottery, it looks like she’s acting quite wisely.

“Thanks to you, I won first place in the lottery, and it’s a much better way than sending out a message saying I want to repay you.”

“That’s right. If you openly reveal that you are a lottery winner, some real people will get screwed. Even relatives you don’t know will come and say hello to you.”

Actually, thanks to you, I won the lottery, and I was looking for you to repay me for it or share the winnings, but I thought it would attract strange people, so I hid it and pretended to find it by saying thank you for helping me on the subway.

I knew she was a nice girl, but she was also smart. She’s going to be a big person later.

“What are you going to do, Dad?”

“That’s enough. There’s no need to thank me any further than this for being my test subject in the first place.”

It was a good thing, but at the same time, it was no different from being a test bed for me to practice my powers. So, I intentionally incorporated good things like winning first place in the lottery into cause and effect, but if a problem arose, I would have received resentment rather than gratitude.

It would be better to leave the relationship here. So, it’s better to pretend you don’t know and leave it as a passing relationship.

However, they began to look for clues about me as if they had no intention of doing so. I had never told my story in particular, so I had little means to find it, but apart from that, when I was helping out on the subway, I mentioned that I was a talented person, so I started looking based on that.

“I am filing a complaint with the Cheonmu Association and looking for someone with outstanding abilities compared to their age.”

“Hey, young lady…”

Anyone with special abilities in Korea must register with the Cheonmu Association. Even in the days when I was known only as a bad guy before being president, I was registered as a representative of the Cheonmu Association as a talented person.

But the problem is that my identity when I was disguised was not registered… If you dig deeper, things get annoying.

While contemplating what to do, Eve reacted in a questionable way and appeared embarrassed. While she was searching or searching, she seemed to have found something strange.

“Huh?”

“Eve, why are you doing this?”

“No, I mean that female college student, but she is definitely a woman, and a warrant for enlistment has now been issued.”

“Huh?”

“She was judged incorrectly due to a computer error and was scheduled to enlist. There are no public officials who made a mistake…”

As both computer and administrative tasks are performed by humans, mistakes and errors can occur. However, there is something strange about suddenly receiving an enlistment warrant for an otherwise normal female college student.

Of course, the possibility is not zero, but the current situation… Something suddenly occurred to me, so I asked Eve separately.

“Eve, you know the man I referenced for winning first place in the lottery? Can you tell me his enlistment date?”

“Why are you doing that?”

“Compare that person’s age when he enlisted and the female college student’s age now.”

“Uh… Coincidentally, we are the same age.”

“Ahh, as expected!!!”

It seems that while copying and pasting the cause and effect, even strange parts were copied. Does it make sense for an enlistment warrant to be issued to a female college student who hasn’t even had a medical examination? It would be much better to think that I messed up the causality rule and got a bug.

First, it was a mistake on our part, and it was not a big problem, so we decided to resolve it quickly. If Eve touches on computer administration again, it will be processed quickly.

“What kind of situation is this, that instead of winning first place in the lottery, I almost became a female college student who served in the military?”

“That’s right. I thought I’d only pasted in that part of the cause and effect, but there were more bugs than I thought. It was my first time, so I may have made some mistakes, but it’s not like winning second or third place in the lottery, and it’s about enlisting in the military…”

I could understand it if the top and bottom or left and right were wrong. Either she won the lottery with a low ranking or, in fact, she didn’t play the lottery, but a pension lottery or an instant lottery or something like that. However, there is something unexpected about joining the military out of nowhere.

This may also mean that causal manipulation is difficult. Rather, I feel fortunate that no major problems occurred.

“…”

“What are you thinking, Dad?”

“No… Even with this level of causal manipulation, unexpected bugs occur, but the Absolute Destiny works well. I may have thought it was because it was my first time, but when the scope becomes full-scale, the Absolute Destiny also modifies variables and debugs. Aren’t you having a hard time doing it?”

No matter how low the probability is, if it is not zero, it will eventually explode at some point. It’s just a matter of time and probability.

If the Absolute of Destiny debugs, corrects, and handles the problems that have arisen like that… Honestly, I think the work will be more intense than that of other Absolutes. In the first place, the Absolute of Destiny has little external activity, unlike other Absolutes.

She is confined to her own dimension for fear of being harassed by the Phantom, but she has rarely been out in the past. If it’s all because of the task of managing fate, I think it’s understandable.

And as if agreeing with my opinion, a beautiful girl in black gothic clothing suddenly appeared and agreed.

“Yes, that’s it…!!!!”

“???”

At that time!!! Absolute entry of sudden fate!!!!! I couldn’t help but be shocked!!!!!!

Absolute destiny? Am I the absolute one?!?! Ahhh!!!!!

It looked like I was going to have an absolute reality shock, but I calmed down for now. This time it came really out of the blue, so I was a little surprised and got goosebumps, but I decided not to provoke him for now.

You can swear when you’re not looking at someone’s face, but it’s a bit awkward to do it to their face. Now, if you say something wrong, you run the risk of being ruined by the power of the Absolute, not by a shitty fate.

“Do you know how shitty it is to criticize people for their fate or how difficult their lives are? You don’t even think about the karma they’ve committed. On the other hand, when something good happens, you don’t think it’s thanks to me and say it’s because you worked hard? Hey, you’re just so good. You’re handsome.”

“Uh… Would you like a drink?”

“The Worst, not a glass, but a whole bottle.”

“Wow, you know how to drink.”

“Lulu, I’m going to talk about something important right now, so would you please stay away for a moment?”

The Worst is a drink that appeals to one’s taste because it is strong in many ways. It’s so bitter and strong that it contains my life, so the average person can’t drink it. Unlike spirit tears, if you drink The Worst, will you have mental problems and commit suicide?

So, among my family members, Jihee has never tried The Worst. Jihee, who is close to an ordinary person, would be in big trouble if she drank The Worst.

Anyway, the absolute being of fate opened the bottle of The Worst and chugged it down from the bottle. Aside from being an English-aged liquor, the liquor itself is whiskey, so it would be strong if you drink it like that, but it doesn’t seem to matter.

That’s more of a hot drink than an alcoholic beverage… Isn’t there anyone who drinks something like a highball when they are extremely craving alcohol and want to drink it in a fit of anger? So it looks like he’s drinking strong alcohol.

“Do you know how hard I work to always calculate the determined outcome value called fate? If I make one mistake in the calculation, everything else will be affected and everything will go wrong. If I make a mistake, the calculation of that variable will even extend to another dimension!!! Then, the causality of that dimension will be calculated. We need to review it again from the beginning!!!!!”

“Wow, that’s a hard time… But if you’re that busy, wouldn’t it be better to just not do the modifications yourself? I guess it’s just creating more work for no reason.”

“Ah, that’s a different thing. Doing something you don’t have to do and doing something you have to do are different. I’m just saying this just in case, but it’s okay not to clean up the shit that transcendental people do and cause as they please.”

And the second bottle, the Absolute of Destiny, gulps down The Worst. When you look at it, you can’t help but think that a bottle of alcohol is equivalent to an average person’s drinking. He drinks so much that it’s no joke.

Even Lulu, who is good at drinking that stuff, drinks it while savoring it… Who passes something like whiskey as cheerfully as if he were drinking beer?

“But why did you come? For what purpose?”

“I came out because I wanted to say something because you knew a little bit about my hardships. This time, I came out with purely personal intentions, without any plan or purpose.”

“Really?!?!”

“So, the Phantom will be here in the next 10 minutes, so we have to go in. Oh, I’ll get you some drinks when you go back.”

“You’re talking like the person who entrusted the drink to you…”

The Absolute of Destiny takes a grudge against the Phantom, the current strongest Absolute, and when he leaves the personal dimension reserved for the Absolute, the Phantom notices and comes to punish him. The time is at most tens of minutes.

It may seem slow, but its scope is global. Unless it is an environment where it is difficult or impossible to break in and destroy it, such as when I visited King Bloodier Castle in the past with the story of Lulu’s engagement, or at the Absolute Alumni reunion, there are no cases where I cannot ignore it without knowing.

“How hard am I going through this!!!!!! Compared to what you are doing now, there is a huge gap in level, scope, and scale!!!! If you say that you came with a bunch of causal laws that you copied from somewhere and manipulated fate, I will be reincarnated about 10 times from now. “Fuck you!!!!!!”

“You’re saying terrible things!!!!”

“Especially with a terrible food culture.”

“Fuck you, absolute creator of creation!!!!!!!!!”

In the past, when I was reincarnated in a cyberpunk world, I seriously contemplated committing suicide by eating trashy processed food made with a lot of artificial seasoning, but if that happens in the next 10 episodes… Wow, it’s scary to even think about it. 〈 Br〉

No, it’s better to say that cyberpunk is edible, but if you do it wrong, you may be reincarnated in a world where people die and kill even a single potato because it is a completely devastated world. When you think about that, it’s important to keep your mouth shut right now.

“I will teach you some tips on manipulating causality, so take note of them. If you tell another absolute being that you are manipulating causality with something so crude, you will be laughed at.”

“I said I would not succeed you!!!!!!!!!”

“I don’t plan on making you my successor either… Um, maybe?”

“Why the fuck aren’t you giving me a definite answer? I told you at the class reunion last time that you wouldn’t do it!!!!!”

“Well, we’ll have to wait and see.”

“… I have to study hard. Even if I become an absolute person, I have to study and learn hard and make a career as another absolute person so that I will not become an absolute person of destiny.”

Just as the Absolute Creator of Creation changed his successor from Gilhyeon to Eden, if the person who will become the successor reaches the level and ability to pioneer a different path on his own, even the Absolute One cannot beat him at will. In short, it’s the same as a boss not being abusive or rude to someone who has changed jobs enough to succeed.

I already thought about studying, but I need to study more seriously than I imagined.