Chapter 2159 – [I Want to Hit the President]

In relation to Lost World, which restores extinct animals and builds an ecosystem, many countries are begging for their extinct animals to be sold, rented, released, or whatever.

Of course, I have no intention of refusing it at all. Moreover, since most of the extinct animals went extinct because they were so screwed, I think it would be better to bring them back to life in modern times, at least for the sake of that sadness.

Ah, the best way is to live in the Lost World… But because of the ecosystem there, the law of survival of the fittest and the law of survival of the fittest is followed, so each individual has different tendencies.

Among humans, there are conservative people and there are enterprising people. There may be some animals that prefer freedom, but there are also those that sacrifice a little bit of freedom and rely on humans for food, clothing, and shelter.

[Then I can recruit them separately and sell them.]

“When I see you, I think I’d rather not go out…”

[No, don’t underestimate the children’s survival instinct. Children who have been in danger of dying several times will want to live comfortably even with me.]

“Is that so?”

Japan wanted Japanese wolves, China wanted Yangtze River dolphins, and many other countries also wanted to sell or release historical extinct animals that existed in their countries. If there is one place that stands out among them…

“Republic of Mauritius? Uh, I’ve never heard of it. Where is it?”

“It’s a small island country in the southeast of the African continent. It’s an African country, but it’s a country with a lot of leaderns, so it’s a lighter country.”

“What are you selling there?”

“It’s a dodo bird.”

“Huh?”

“That’s the home of the famous dodo bird, which went extinct.”

The dodo bird didn’t just go extinct. Of course, this species also went extinct because of the damn thing, but they wouldn’t kill birds to eat tasteless meat, right?

They were caught and killed just for fun, and they became extinct due to animals such as dogs and cats brought in from outside. It is a very complicated thing for a species to become extinct for that reason.

“We should just let them go there.”

“Do you have anything to receive?”

“What can you expect from a small island country? Please provide separate services and care for Korean tourists in the future.”

There were fewer dodo birds than expected. This is because, compared to similar turkeys that lay fifteen eggs at a time, dodo birds lay one egg at a time, so it took time for their population to increase.

Of course, this does not mean that the population is small right away. He took several male and female pairs and sent them to the Republic of Mauritius.

Even though it is a small island country with a population of just over a million people, it is very different from Korea before. How amazing is it now? I made a diplomatic request cautiously, but they expressed their gratitude as if they had no idea that they would be selling real dodo birds.

“Thank you very much, Mr. President. We will treat the adopted dodos with respect.”

“These animals became extinct due to human ignorance. It would be good for them to return to their original hometowns and live. However, I hope that we will not just treat them like animals like in the past.”

“Of course. Although the dodo is extinct, it is such a symbolic animal that it is even included in the national emblem of the Republic of Mauritius. A dodo like that has returned to its hometown, but we cannot treat it like an object.”

So Japan and China also handled things in their own way. I don’t know about Japan, which already has a good relationship, but the relationship between China and China was quite bleak due to the fact that China is an independent country, and it seemed like this would be an opportunity to improve the relationship.

There are no permanent enemies in the international community. There is no need to go far. Japan also has a shameful past with Korea, but it doesn’t have such a good relationship now? What’s important is whether you can sufficiently clear up the past and start anew.

Of course, I didn’t just hand it over. Chinese people have no trust. The same applies even to independent China.

“Considering the atrocities committed by China, I think there is a high possibility that problems will arise even if the Yangtze River dolphins are distributed. This is the case even if they are released into the Yangtze River, let alone displayed in an aquarium.”

“However, Baijitun (白鱀豚), along with pandas, is one of China’s pride. Please allow them to live in the Yangtze River, where they originally lived.”

“Because China is a place with a lot of people and a lot of human waste… Other countries are distributing them without any material compensation, but they don’t have that kind of trust. If they are released, some crazy person will capture them and eat them.”

“Not really…”

“Are you sure about your country?”

“…”

The Chinese, who eat everything with four legs except desks, have become extinct. Are they leaving alone a rare animal that was barely released to survive?

Before China split up, it was said that they protected pandas a lot and even used them diplomatically… In the end, that protection is also done by humans, so do you really think no one has ever eaten panda meat?

If you release them into the Yangtze River, there will definitely be a dozen cubs who secretly try to catch them and eat them. Of course, the same is true for other countries that have distributed extinct animals, but at least in China, the possibility is higher considering culture and the ratio of human waste to population.

“So, let’s do this. We will lend the Yangtze River dolphins in the form of a rental, just as China did with panda diplomacy before. Since they are our property, harming them is strictly prohibited. If so, we will immediately collect them and make them pay a large amount of compensation.”〈 Br〉

“Yes?”

“Instead, we will not be charging rent… But it would be a good idea to save up just in case. There is no rent, and since we are renting extinct animals, if there is a problem, the amount of compensation will be more than you can imagine. “

“B-but isn’t there a possibility of an accident or something like that?”

“We have [Earth’s Bookshelf]. We can figure out whether the problem was really caused by an accident or something like that, or whether it was caused by individual carelessness and greed. They kill a precious dolphin on purpose, but in reality, they steal the body and eat it, saying they wanted to eat it once, if there are any of them, I will come and kill them all, so you better make sure.”

“… Yes, I understand.”

“Just in case, I’m really going to do it. You’ve probably seen the Gate-China war and the division into pieces, right? A few independent Chinese countries are not part of my business.”

“I will keep that in mind.”

I don’t think it would be rude and coercive to call it diplomacy, but I didn’t swear to his face and tell him to go away. In the first place, before the split, China was told to just go away.

Considering that it could cause an accident, it’s just a warning. If you listen to my warning and do well, I will watch you again. There is still some lack of trust due to Chinese influence, but as time goes by and trust builds, the relationship can be changed by building trust in China as an independent country.

Let’s leave this work like this… I’m going to finish the broadcast as well. In short, I tried to cook extinct animals and do a mukbang, which I didn’t do last time.

Of course, there are many types, so I can’t show them all at once, just one or two types. I plan to cook one delicious dish and one popular dish and show them to people. As time goes by, other things will be broadcast as well.

“What are you going to broadcast? I’m looking forward to what ingredients you’ll use!!!!”

“First of all, Steller’s sea cow meat.”

“What is that?”

“It’s not well known, right? It’s a creature similar to a manatee or dugong. They live in the sea, so you can think of them as similar to seals.”

To be honest, it may be a statement that would be shocking to anyone who knows the details, but it was enough to help people understand. Rather than saying, ‘It’s like a manatee or dugong,’ wouldn’t it be more meaningful to say, ‘It’s an animal similar to a seal?’

In the grand scheme of things, it seemed like they were marine mammals. Of course, if you go into detail, it will be different.

First, Steller’s manatees are incredibly large. Even on cooking shows, it was so big that even Eden would be satisfied if he caught just one. I mean, wouldn’t it be 10 times my size? Just think of a seal about 10 meters long.

[Gotcha!!!!]

“Oh… Thank you. I caught a big one, right?”

[The bigger one is delicious!!!! If you have any leftover, take some oil and cook it separately!!!! Like lard or beef tallow!!!!]

“That’s right.”

We also supply famous ingredients that are not well-known. If you’re wondering which extinct species to choose, it’s the mammoth, which even people who don’t know have probably heard of at least once.

“Mammoth!!!!!!!”

“You can’t stand elephant meat, right?”

“No, elephant meat is not mammoth meat!!!!!!!”

“Yes, that is. If it is an object that is similar to an elephant, viewers will be able to feel the same way.”

I may not sympathize with the feeling of cooking and eating an animal I know nothing about, but at least if it is a type similar to an elephant, such as a mammoth, some people might want to try it out of curiosity. It is a famous extinct animal like the dodo.

Then I caught a mammoth and a Steller’s manatee. To be honest, even though I removed the blood and gutted the two fish, there was still enough food for my family.

… At most, two meals, but whatever.

“Welcome, to my lost world.”

-?

-Why is the evil monster using the crampon move?

-Ah, he’s as strong as crampons haha

-But what are those big chunks in the back? It’s bigger than a person?

“Today, I’m going to use ingredients from Lost World. However, since this is my first broadcast, I chose them carefully… First, this one. This is called the Steller’s sea cow, and it is a creature like a manatee or dugong. However, it is very large. But it tastes so good that it is so delicious that it is said to have gone extinct.”

-Oh?

-It’s so delicious that it goes extinct haha

-I can’t sell the passenger pigeons that I restored in the past because the breast meat was so tasty that I couldn’t sell it to the Hellchangs…

“And about this one… Can I tell you if I show you the rough shape? Oh, I guess I can show you the tusks here?”

-Isn’t that an elephant?

-Do you have tusks? If it’s a furry elephant with tusks… Isn’t it a mammoth?

-Wow, you even restored the mammoth?!?!?

-It’s so fucking awesome!!!!!

“Anyway, I’m going to cook this today. Oh, wait a minute, I showed it to you in its entirety for show purposes, but I have to disassemble it, so just wait.”

-?

Even though the blood has been removed, it is still fresh food. There is no problem with tools or strength to dismantle, but time is needed, so dismantle immediately.

It was dismantled by turning it somewhere else instead of directly projecting it onto the screen… But still, it seemed like many people were quite traumatized by the sound.

-Keeeeek!!!!

-Meat, the sound of meat being cut!!!!!

– Pussut, fishit, grasp, pyuuuuut, kwajik, eudeuk!!!!

-I am currently a butcher in Majang-dong. I’m just listening to the sound, but their slaughtering skills are truly amazing. Even if you dismantle a familiar cow, it won’t make such a smooth sound, but if it’s that natural…

Soon after, dismantling was completed. It didn’t take long because the blood had already been removed and all that was needed was disassembly.

Of course, it would be difficult for an average person’s body to dismember a cow, but not for me. It’s just that you can’t get this tired and there’s a huge difference in skills.

“Okay, that’s it. Look at this first. Isn’t the marbling amazing?”

-Wow, shit. What is this? Is it Japanese Wagyu?

-The marbling is gone.

“This is the meat of Steller’s manatee. It’s so delicious that they say it’s gone extinct. They say it tastes like high-quality beef, but it’s really like fatty wagyu.”

Beef also has marbling, but there is also beef with a fat layer so thick that it seems excessive. It looks that way thanks to the frosty white area.

Likewise, Steller’s manatee meat was one such meat. If you grill it, a lot of fat will melt, and you will feel it… But it looks that delicious.

I lightly seasoned the meat with salt and pepper, then placed it on the pan and grilled it. Cheeeeek!!! And there is an irritating sound of fatty meat being grilled.

The scent and sound of sizzling meat is very stimulating. People who can hear the sound even though they don’t know the scent of the broadcast imagine the rich flavor coming from the fat in a piece of meat and whisper about what it would taste like.

-What on earth does that taste like?

-It tastes like the meat of a marine mammal, so isn’t it just beef? It’s a sea cow, so it’s a cow after all.

-If it has that much fat, it looks like wagyu… Anyway, it must be so fucking delicious.

– Blood vessels: Anyway, it’s not tasty ㅅㅂ!!!!!

-Tongue: Anyway, it tastes great haha.

Soon the meat will be cooked. I take the properly grilled Steller manatee meat out of the pan, cut it into pieces, and eat it.

You might need a resting exaggeration or something like that… But really delicious meat is delicious even without that.

Although it is oily, it has a good flavor. Maybe it’s because they’re mammals that live in the sea? It doesn’t seem like an extinct creature because it’s delicious for no reason.

Rather, if there is this much oil, the oil can be squeezed out and used separately, and if you think about that, it is an efficient animal. I wonder what it would taste like if I boiled the beef bone with its bones and ate it later.

“Dad!!!! Me too!!!!!!!!!”

“Yes, you held out for a long time. I will continue to bake it for you, so eat it.”

“Let’s get unlimited refills of steak~!!!!!”

Steller’s manatee is a large mammal measuring up to 10 meters in length. If you think about that, there is no need to worry about having too much meat even though there is a lot of meat.

If it’s delicious, Eden will eat it all. I can really feel that the amount of food waste I throw away has decreased significantly since Eden was born.

After cooking the steak properly and taking care of the portion, I leave it to Korma and move on to other dishes. This time, although the taste is different, it is mammoth meat that is highly recognized.

-Kkkk I saw this eaten in a caveman anime a long time agokkkk

-Grandpa… Are there any animations like that these days?

-But I really want to try it. Is the size of the meat real? It looks like dinosaur meat.

“Similar, but different. Dinosaurs are reptiles, but mammoths are mammals, right? Of course the taste is different.”

-How are you going to cook it?

“Well… Oh, how about this?”

I cut off the legs from the dismembered mammoth meat. It’s like cutting the leg bone to make bone broth, but the leg meat is also cut off to make it large and wide.

The sliced ​​meat had a pure white bone in the center with meat and fat surrounding it. It’s quite thick, but it’s okay if you look at it like an American steak.

“I think I need to cook this for a bit longer. It’s thick, and it’s mammoth meat, so I don’t think it will cook easily.”

“Dad, can I play with the mammoth ivory here?”

“You’ll have some leftover anyway, so do whatever you want. Ah… Now that I think about it, wouldn’t things like elephant poaching go down if we exported mammoth ivory? Anyway, if it’s the same ivory, mammoth-like ivory wouldn’t be better.”

-ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ

-Ah, the evil emperor who even worries about poaching, you are a moral leader…!!!!

Oh, if this happens, I’m going to have to beat up the president!!!!!

… For now, let’s leave that aside and focus on cooking. The mammoth meat, grilled on a separately prepared iron plate, was very delicious. In particular, the scent coming from mammoth oil is quite unique and gives off a stimulating scent.

It’s not a very good scent, but it’s a delicious scent if it suits your taste. For example, the unique chewy feeling of pork soup? It’s something that has different likes and dislikes, so I think people who will like it will like it.

“This looks delicious.”

“It would be delicious to make beef bone stew with mammoth bones later.”

“Should we open a soup restaurant? Anyway, let’s try this first.”

It’s such an extravagant dish. T-bone steak, which is synonymous with bone-in steak, will be smaller than this. It’s thicker than the waist circumference of a decent adult man, sliced ​​thinly and grilled, so not only does it look good, but it’s also well-cooked and tastes good.

It has quite a wild taste… But it’s a taste that men would be quite interested in. Eden seemed to like the wild taste and ate it with pleasure.

“Wow!!!! This is delicious!!!! I like it because it’s unique!!!!!! Now I know why cavemen slaughtered and ate mammoths!!!!”

“It’s better than I thought, right? It’s worth making.”

-Ss, I want to try it too.

-Please allow me to eat dishes from extinct animals!!!!!!

-If you don’t let me eat mammoth meat right away, I will punish you during the next presidential election!!!!!

“These teenagers know how to threaten!!!!! Damn bastards!!!!!”

Who would have thought that there would be a politician in the world who would take a picture as a threat!!!! It’s really the same thing.

I want to hit the president…!!!