Chapter 2202 – [Dimensional General Meeting Causing a Storm!!!]

The second day of the Dimension General Assembly comes to an end. As a dimensional civilization, there is no need to have great responsibilities if you don’t have great power, so there wasn’t much left to do today, so there wasn’t much left to do.

It’s nice because there’s nothing to do. Since I don’t have much to say, I’m slowly going back… Ah, bittersweet.

“Hey, wait a minute.”

“Damn, I feel like my boss asked me to work overtime after I quit my job.”

“Your boss is the absolute ruler of fate, so what are you talking about?”

“Avoid factual violence, it hurts a lot.”

I can forgive you for hitting me for a while… But I can’t forgive you for pointing out that my boss is the absolute master of destiny!!!!

Honestly, I think the Dimensional General Assembly would be much better than being under the control of the Absolute One of Fate. This is quite annoying, but at least there is no emotional burden.

Anyway, it was Gray who called me. It seems like I came here to talk briefly about the agenda to be discussed at the 3rd general meeting tomorrow.

“First, the rough agenda is finished today, and tomorrow’s only the finishing touches. There are a few light things. Oh, and in addition to that, there are also technology-related announcements and such.”

“Technology announcement?”

“If a dimensional civilization develops a groundbreaking technology, it is presented in front of representatives of the dimensional civilization, roughly similar to a presentation at an academic conference.”

“Ah, I understand roughly. But why did you come and talk on purpose?”

“The person coming tomorrow or the related technology has nothing to do with you. Elizabeth will appear.”

“Oh, I guess something was achieved?”

“To be precise, using an artificial pattern of English-letter combination…”

“Hey, I can’t understand even if you explain it to me.”

“In short, the basic technology to create a possible singularity has been established. Understand even complex words and do that. Now that you have become a representative of a dimensional civilization.”

“I’m going to retire!!!!!!!”

“Kkkk you idiot kkkkahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, you are repeating what I said thousands of years ago”

“You’re talking to my in-laws, you bastard.”

While we were swearing at each other and doing other things, the wise man time came. In the end, Gray and I were just poor cattle that wanted to retire but couldn’t.

As I was feeling depressed, I couldn’t help but want to drink, and I felt like blowing on a bottle. However, since there is another general meeting tomorrow, I cannot attend while smelling of alcohol, so I decided to wait until after the general meeting tomorrow and hold out for today.

“Let’s have a drink after tomorrow. Oh, if you’re going to drink with other kids, then drink it next time.”

“No, I think it would be better to just drink it tomorrow.”

Let’s talk about how we feel about wanting to beat each other up, and then we’ll feel better. I think I need some good alcohol.

And when I returned to my dorm, I received a call from Keter. After doing some research, it seems that I have already received the green bamboo seeds, which were sent via express delivery service.

Since he is a pro at Keter, he seems to have received green bamboo and raised it right away. Although they have not yet been able to cultivate them in large quantities to supply them to the Black and White civilization, they seem to have grown them enough to at least understand what they are. Keter then showed me a sturdy, dark green bamboo that was thicker than my forearm.

[This is green bamboo!!!!]

“Oh, it’s similar to bamboo. It’s a little bigger and thicker, but… How about bamboo shoots?”

[Ordinary bamboo shoots don’t have much flavor other than the texture, but green bamboo shoots, that is, green bamboo shoots, have a sweet taste? I like the texture of bamboo shoots, a little sweetness, and the refreshing scent of bamboo.]

“That sounds delicious. I wish I could boil it and season it to eat it.”

[Oh, that’s right. And there’s this damn thing.]

“What is it? Are there any good ingredients?”

[No, to humans, it’s just bamboo, which is rich in nutrients… Weren’t we supposed to grow this in the United States?]

“Oh, but?”

[I was growing a Cheonhyang cactus next door, so I took the Cheonhyang cactus liquor, put it in a barrel made of green bamboo, and aged it. It turned out to be an alcohol with an amazing aroma!!!!]

“No, how did they ripen it in just one day?”

[Eden did it in one night.]

“How much time acceleration did you use…”

Among traditional liquors, some are sold with herbal liquor in raw bamboo barrels, so green bamboo-aged liquor was not particularly strange. However, if you think about aging the alcohol, it wouldn’t be possible to accelerate it by a day or two, so I don’t know how much it took.

Oh, with the awakening of Hanon’s trait, time manipulation efficiency has increased, so there won’t be any problems? It won’t matter.

Anyway, it’s Cheonhyang cactus liquor aged in green bamboo barrels… Originally, Cheonhyang cactus liquor was delicious and popular, so it was sold like hot cakes in the U.S., But green bamboo as well? I still don’t know what green bamboo is, so I’ll have to see it to find out, but it smells like it could be made into a specialty product.

“If you have something you made, could you please send it to me? I want to talk to the representative of the black and white civilization and hear his impressions.”

[Eden has already made about 100 bottles, so I’ll send you half.]

“No, how much did you make just for testing?!”

[Well, if you see Eden cooking with this green bamboo right now, you’ll be shocked. Just this morning, it was bamboo whole rice made with green bamboo.]

[What is Keter doing? Oh, it’s dad!!!!!]

While I was in the middle of a conversation with Keter, Eden burst in. He must have been busy preparing something, so he was wearing red rubber gloves covered in red sauce.

What? Do you want to make kimchi? No, kimchi season is far away, and we used to make kimchi at our house a long time ago?

To help answer my questions, Eden showed me the dish he was preparing. It was green bamboo shoot kimchi made by adding kimchi seasoning to green bamboo shoots.

[Dad, look at this!!! Green bamboo shoot kimchi!!!!!]

“Why do you make kimchi with bamboo shoots?!”

[Anything with vegetables, Koreans like to make kimchi!!!!!!]

“Our Eden may not look like her, but she’s a natural Korean on the inside… But is it delicious?”

[It’s smaller and more delicious than I expected. However, the scent is a bit strong, so it would probably be more refreshing and better to make water kimchi and eat it.]

“Oh, please send it to me later.”

[Right. And if you make this green bamboo with charcoal and grill it, the meat will be fragrant and delicious? Oh, and of course meat aged in bamboo barrels. I’m busy thinking about using it for various dishes!!!]

“You just plucked mulberries in one day. Oh, but the charcoal is a bit…”

[Why? What’s wrong with charcoal? There are no harmful ingredients that come out when burned.]

“Green bamboo is the staple food for children in the black and white civilization. From their point of view, grilling meat with the fire produced by burning green bamboo doesn’t it feel like grilling meat with rice instead of straw just because it has the scent of rice?”

[Oh my God, the Absolute Creator of Creation!!!!! Rice is a waste!!!!!!]

“Really?”

Dimensional civilizations have different races, and their common sense is different accordingly. Correct communication was only possible with that part in mind and consideration. Even on the same planet, how many problems are there if we don’t do that?

If we don’t do that, the races will fight each other and end up in a civil war, just like the old Shenless civilization. What should I talk about with the other person when they are not even considerate?

[Now that I think about it, I asked them to send me alcohol aged in green bamboo barrels.]

[Ah, that was aged deliciously. I aged it for about half a year and it was pretty good. Anyway, I’ll send it to you, so drink well with your uncles!!!!!]

“Okay. I’ll be back soon after I finish work here, so I’m waiting.”

And that evening, the Cheonhyang Cactus Liquor made by Eden arrived via Dimension Express. But since it doesn’t have a name, it’s difficult to call it. Cheongjuk, Cheonhyang, um… Cheongcheonhyang? Oh, this is good. So, should we temporarily call the drink Cheongcheonhyangju?

First, I also lightly taste it. Since I have to attend the general meeting tomorrow, I can’t drink it all the time, but it was okay because I was able to drink a glass or two as an accompaniment.

“Oh?”

The green bamboo gave a refreshing feeling, perhaps because the cool nature of bamboo was incorporated into the scent. To say it was like mint, it didn’t have a strong feel, and it’s less likely to be liked or disliked.

And the bamboo scent mixed with the Cheonhyang cactus created exquisite harmony. Originally, Cheonhyang cactus liquor had a complex and strong scent, so even if you added scent to it, it could have been eaten up by or even ruined by the scent of Cheonhyang cactus, but the two combined their strengths and gave off a great scent.

Even I, who has drank a lot of alcohol in my life, think this is a great product. Perhaps there would be demand even if sold to a dimensional civilization?

I didn’t want to drink it alone, so I sent it to Bokju’s representative from White and Black Civilization. It was late, so I couldn’t come, but he contacted me right away after receiving it.

[Ah!!! Worst union leader!!! The alcohol you sent was well received!!!!]

“My daughter created a mixture of green bamboo and our liquor in one day. I sent her a few bottles to taste to see what she thought. What do you think?”

[When it comes to drinking, we cannot be separated from the white and black tribe. There are many sakes aged in green bamboo, but this is my first time drinking alcohol this good!!!]

CEO Bokju drank the whole bottle of Cheongcheonhyangju, as if to show that it was truly delicious. And as the amount decreases, they eat green bamboo as a snack.

What can I say, it looks like he is eating an ice cream cone. Just as people who like cone ice cream enjoy the fun of tearing open the cone part, it seems that aged green bamboo barrels are also a source of fun for the white and black people who eat green bamboo as their staple food.

If you think about it, it would be twice as fun if you could also eat aged green bamboo barrels. After drinking and eating a green bamboo container soaked in the scent as a snack… It’s nice.

“Can Cheongcheonhyangju become a specialty?”

[Of course. Green bamboo is also of high quality, and because it is of that quality, the taste of good liquor becomes even better, so it can be sold as a high-end liquor. It’s not a matter worth discussing over the phone, so let’s meet later and talk about it.]

“Okay. See you next time.”

If you make a good specialty product, how many jobs will come from it? Moreover, since it is no different from a luxury item, there will be a lot of it left over, and if your business partner is a dimensional civilization (white and black), it will be possible to earn foreign currency there.

I didn’t know that there would be such synergy between green bamboo and cheonhyang cactus. After all, it’s a drink made by Eden, so I’ll have to file a separate copyright application with Delta Castle.

As I was carrying out various tasks, the night had passed before I knew it. Even though I stayed up all night, I wasn’t particularly tired because my body couldn’t sleep for an entire month, let alone a day.

And then the third and final day of the general meeting arrived. As I attended the venue, I was able to meet a familiar face that I had not seen in a long time.

“How have you been?”

“I’ve been doing well. But I guess I’ve made a big profit by making a technology presentation at the general meeting this time?”

“Now the proper technology has been established. In short, it means that we can now do something properly by establishing basic culture technology instead of just doing it haphazardly.”

Elizabeth Triggergear. This is someone we often met in the past and interacted with because of the uniqueness of possibility. We haven’t seen each other for a while, but it looks like he’s been very busy with research.

Well, it’s not like our friendship disappears just because we don’t interact a lot. When you reach the level of a transcendental person, you often have to leave your position on a yearly basis. Just like when I’m reincarnated, if I’m unlucky, I don’t meet Shion and spend about 100 years, and our feelings for each other don’t cool down or anything.

“The technology I am presenting this time is a technology that can create a soul with artificial traits by combining spirits.”

“You created a soul production technology for the sake of the singularity of possibility. There may be something similar, but the important part is the part that gives artificial traits, right?”

“Would it be easier to understand if I told you that it is a technology that can create soul-level designer babies?”

“Wow… That’s bullshit.”

“Of course, it would take a lot of budget and time to develop the technology to that level. The soul is still a lot of unknown territory…”

Just as we call it the mystery of life, there are many parts of the soul that we have not yet figured out. Even if it’s Arregish, there are parts that are done by intuition, but wouldn’t you know everything?

Giving physical characteristics is easy. If you copy and paste any of the traits of a dragon, you will be born a truly enhanced human being. But in the end, the hardware is still good, but the software is the same, so there are limitations, but even those can be overcome by using the technology created by Elizabeth.

If we had such a basic technology, we could create a singularity of possibility. Ah, now that I think about it… It reminds me of the Absolute Reunion from back in the day. At that time, the topic of conversation was about the singularity of possibility.

“I don’t know what’s in my soul, but even the Absolutes are on guard. I heard it before when Tiv and the other Absolutes were at a reunion.”

“Even Aregish was said to be unobservable, but even the Absolutes… If that’s the case, the candidates have been narrowed down. However, if that’s the case, we’ll have to start from the bottom again.”

“… I’m sorry I made a mess of it.”

“No, I don’t know how much better it is to have a direction to move forward than before. It’s much better to move forward while looking at the constellations than to wander the vast ocean alone.”

Thank you for saying that.

Anyway, it was around the time when the general meeting on the third day began in earnest ahead of the technology announcement about the English character that originated from the singularity of possibility… Well, what the heck. An ominous feeling crawled up my spine.

Phantom and Gray, who were about to sit down and begin the general meeting in earnest, also hardened their countenances. Not only that, even transcendental people of a certain level have pale complexions.

… Could it be that the tiger said it would come if I told it to, but then it came out because I called its name?

And someone delivered news that made the complexions of the transcendental people gathered here harden. It seems to be someone from Delta Castle who came directly and informed them rather than communicating separately, and their face looked as if they had seen something indescribable.

“The Absolute One of wealth, negativity and injustice has visited!!!!”

At that news, everyone in the venue turned their attention to me. Most of them looked with pity, as if they were looking at someone who had been sacrificed to Cthulhu, but it was difficult to say anything about whether they were wrong or not.

Due to the sudden intrusion of TV, my mental state is in chaos!!!!!!